Cereal Man defeated Jaguar Montoya to remain He Who Holds the Golden GiG
Brooke Havok [Chappell Roan] defeated Freddie Mercury, Sia, Charli XCX, Sabrina Carpenter and Marco Mayur
Anton Voorhees and Richard Shhhnary defeated Stoner Brothers and EMO Heads D-Torch and EMO Rob in a Chaos Rules Triple Threat Match to remain Intergalactic Tag Team Champions
Kenny K and D-Rogue defeated James C and Lil Crush
MacDaddy M Y L O defeated B3CCA to remain GLAMpion
FRIDAY FEBRUARY 7TH is POPTOPIA: M Y L O Eras Tour and in your main event she will battle spotify sensation B3CCA!
ALSO: after being attacked by James C and Lil Crush at the last show, Kenny K seeks rewrite history, his partner is a mystery!
He Who Holds the Golden GiG CEREAL MAN will defend our highest prize against a pop icon to be revealed live and alive!
DARK Sheik, Brooke Havok, Grief Counselor Marco, Juice Lee, Chupacabra, Mighty Mayra, the Stoner Brothers, Jaguar Montoya and others (maybe/) don cosplay tribute – who will they be, who will they fight?
KEiTA takes on Bad Dude Tito in a return so long in the making we’ll probably call it his debut!
After losing the 4 on 4 at Revolution X, Bloodbond 64 members Anton Voorhees and Richard Shhhnary agree to defend the Intergalactic Tag Team Championship against half the team that thwarted them, former tag champion EMO Heads D-Torch and EMO Rob!
February 15th in a small exotic off shoot of San Diego that the locals call National City, Hoodslam returns to the home of Primal Pro Wrestling, who so graciously rent us their space!
KEiTA takes on Johnnie Robbie in a first time ever match up!
EMO Queen Brooke Havok takes on Chris Nasty in a match that also hasn’t happened before!
DARK Sheik challenges GLAMpion M Y L O (assuming she retains on 2/7) in what is must defintely NOT the first time these have faced off – but the only time since their BRUTAL I Quit Match at The Last Time We Were Happy Together in 2023!
Main Event Evan Daniels was a regular at our Arizona Hoodslam events, and El Chupacabra has long fought on our sacred star most often in Oakland and Reno, but the two come together and collide in on 2/15 in their Slam Diego debuts!
J2 Mattioli and the Rebel Star bring us a showcase of primal preeminence in this athletic encounter and technical tete-a-tete! Yes, both primal and technical.
PLUS MORE, we’re sure of it
tickets are on eventbrite, linked to the <—
Oakland event to stream on Triller+ February 11th, thats a tuesday my friends.
San Diego event to be filmed and distributed through unknown means. Probably our youtube channel.
Our San Diego return! At our last show, Cereal Man fought Astarix in an unearthly battle for the fate of the universe! However, in the throes of combat, the two merged and spawned a cute baby Astarix! This stopped neither from committing alien assault in the pursuit of victory, but while distracted their newborn baby was absconded with by a third party of galactic importance – REPTILIOS!
Now, Cereal Man and Astarix put their individual affiliations aside and pair up to save their sweet sweet baby, with the Ramifications rippling across three different corners of the universe – and EARTH is their ARENA!
ALSO, professional wrestling by:
Macdaddy MYLO
EMO Queen Brooke Havok
Captain of the Champion Ship [and also a shark] JEFF
DARK Sheik
KEiTA
And mordred WOwwwwW
more to be announced, follow @hoodslam or pray for an update on birdswillfall.com for more info as this epic event becomes more imminent.
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Oakland Continental Club TIX LIVE ON EVENTBRITE MEOW unless it already happened and youre reading this in the future
February 7th 2025, 8PM ish -11 PMish
21+ dont bring your fucking kids
Poptopia: divamania// MYLO Eras Tour
Former Captain of the Champion Ship!
Former Best Athlete Golden Fannypacks Champion!
Our current GLAMpion!
Shes a singer, shes a dancer, she is MacDaddy MYLO! YourLo. OURlo.
On the first friday of February she gets her own party, and you’re invited. But crashing the party is spotify superstar and celebrated striker B3CCA! They do battle for our sharp and prestigious GLAMpionship.
ALSO invited are the Hoodslammers of our times, though theyve been strongly encouraged to cosplay as Pop icons of any era. Kings and Queens of Poptopia enter mortal kombat for your viewing pleasure. Are you not entertained?!
Bloodbond64 lost the 4 on 4 to the EMOHeads at Revolution X. And thusly, Richard Shhhnary and Anton Voorhees defend the Intergalactic Tag Team Championship against EMO Rob and D-Torch!
Our new champion and He Who Holds the Golden GiG is Cereal Man! Who will be his first challenger? And does he still consider DARK Sheik co-champion after the chaos at Revolution X?
James C and Lil Crush attacked Kenny K after James failed to beat Kenny for the Golden Fannypacks. Now the two of them face Kenny and a mystery partner in tag team turmoil!
Bad Dude Tito returns to SlamTown!
ALS0:
KEiTA
Brooke Havok
Lara Frazier
Juice Lee
Chupacabra and Okami
Brittany Wonder
Mighty Mayra
Moreeeee[?]
~~ card subject to change or whatever
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hosted by Jordan Castle from Oakland Continental Club
referees Wiggles and in his final appearance, Nuk Nuk Johnson
MacDaddy MYLO defeated Brittany Wonder to retain the GLAMpionship after KEiTA interfered on her behalf
The EMOHeads interrupted a celebration from BloodBond64 in which a 4 on 4 match was agreed upon, with the winners getting a Tag Team Championship match at our next event POPTOPIA 2/7/25
Mighty Mayra defeated Jaguar Montoya
Cereal Man defeated DARK Sheik, El Chupacabra (with OKAMI) and Juice Lee (with Dr Von Eerie) to fill the vacancy and become He Who Holds the Golden GiG
Kenny K defeated James C (with Lil Crush) to remain Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks Champion
Brooke Havok, EMO Rob, D-Torch & Lara Frazier defeated Ricky Stoner, Scotty Stoner and Intergalactic Tag Team Champions Richard Shhhnary & Anton Voorhees
KEiTA defeated Jack Cartwheel Summit after MYLO interfered on his behalf.
NINE AWARDS! Thank you to the voters of the QWI Awards and LGBTQ in the Ring Podcast for hosting such a momentous occasion!
Also congratulations to EVERYONE in the QWI 200 annual list, including all our special hoodslammers and NUMBER 1 gayest wrestler, mother of the haus of slam DARK Sheik.
2. Macdaddy MYLO defeated Lara Frazier to retain the GLAMpionship
3. El Reptilio defeated Robin Shaw
4. EMOHeads D-Torch and EMO Rob defeated The Locker Room Javi Baja and Gustavo Perez with Coach Mack Wilkes
5. Captain JEFF defeated Ricky Tenacious to remain Captain of the Champion Ship
6. Anton Voorhees defeated KEiTA
7. Cereal Man v Astarix went to a no contest after they gave birth to an alien hybrid that was then kidnapped by Los Reptilios, and both competitors abandoned the fight to retrieve their stolen baby [unsuccessfully]
