a june to remember

Our next event, it will be.  It will also be Tommorow Never Gigs, on June 1st, at the Metro.  We’ll have all kinds of neat stuff with pictures and such about it later.  For now, just check out the events page, located here, which is full of details and announced matches.  And if ya can, please add yourself to the facebook invite list.  Thanks.

Hoodslam Webisode 3!

 

DRINKO DE MAYO PHOTOS!

Drinko de Mayo has come and gone!  It was quite a show, and it ended well before 1:00 AM (you’re welcome, ken)!  Results are pending, but for now you can check out TWO, not one, sets of photos from the talented Gabriel Hurley and George Asencio!  We are pretty damn lucky, most companies don’t have ONE decent photographer!  Use the facebook, and look at the pretty colors -

To take a gander of Gabriel Hurley’s photos, click here.

To see George Asencio’s photos, fuck these letters with your mouse.

 

HOODSLAM FEATURED IN “OAKLAND NORTH”

We live awesome lives.  You guys see it.  Other people see it and write about it…here’s just a little bit from this highly detailed and well written article -

On the first Friday of every month, the Oakland Metro Operahouse becomes the rendezvous of some of the wildest wrestlers in Northern California. They call it Hoodslam. It’s not exactly a wrestling tournament. It’s their version of a Friday night out, where humans become demons, furry mascots are referees and videogame characters come to life. It’s a party with rock music, drama and a wrestling ring. Nothing makes much sense to first-time goers. All they can do is enjoy the show and watch out for flying objects. Or people.

As you can tell, we’re pretty great at what we do.  And I think it makes some sense to first timers, as long as they can witness with their third eye.  You can read the whole article here, and spread the word about the good deeds done at Hoodslam, all for your sexy entertainment benefit. 

HOODSLAM TV! Episode #TWO!

Can’t get to Oakland? Watch the very best of HOODSLAM, right here. AND SPREAD THE WORD!  This episode took place before our last event, but we just put it up now.  Maybe you should subscribe to the hoodslam youtube channel, so as to not be at the predisposition of our follies.  Watch it, spread it, breathe it, LIVE IT!  And boost our hit count, make us famous, we’ll thank you with our bodies.  No, really.  We’ll fuck you.

Drinko’s drunken reviews!  A look into the mind of the intoxicated…

That’s right, our own veteran alcoholic has started writing his own articles for the site!  It’s friggen cool!  And way late on our part, he sent it in like months ago…ah well, ftw (fuck the workers!).  His first review?  STREET FIGHTER:  THE MOVIE…and beyond!

“Hoodslam: So I Married a Hoodslammer” DVD Review on PWTorch.com

“Hoodslam is different than anything I’ve ever seen out of a wrestling show. Some of the things I saw made me cringe, but I was also laughing at a lot of the characters and commentary. The best way to describe Hoodslam is that it’s comparable to an NC-17 CHIKARA.” – Sean Radican

To read the entire review follow this link and share the review on facebook with your friends to spread the word.

hoodslam featured in the OAKLAND TRIBUNE!

yeah, we’ve been in the Guardian, the Chronicle, so many places.  But the OAKLAND TRIBUNE gave us front page!  I’m sure you’ve heard by now, we’re kind of a big deal.  Thank jeebus, Allah, tom cruise, and the Jewish God for looking out for us, and a special special shout out to our main man, Satan.

I’ll put up a link maybe.  Just google it, ya buncha lazies.

there’s always money in the banana stand – arrested development

I didn’t know what to put here.  It just seemed like their should be a break between the last post and the bottom of the page.  But if you’re reading this, you’re dedicated.  That means you’ve got gumption.  Do us a favor, send us fan art, comments, a letter of approval, tell us how much we suck, whatever you like!  Just do it so we can feel like we’re doing something important with our lives…