We’ve got a lot coming up in the next 6 or so weeks that we’re excited to tell you about. All of these events are currently up on our eventbrite page. Lets make some craaaazy wrestling, are ya ready? here we go! ay yi yi yi yiiiiiiiii
This FRIDAY MAY 24TH – maybe our favorite name for a show all year, featuring the Hoodslam returns of the Party Manster, the Handsome Devil himself, Anthony Butabi! Also, you may know him from his extra work on the hit series “The Good Life”, famous dick wrestler and King of Dong Style Joey Ryan will be in the house, and he challenges for the Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks against the best librarian in wrestling (sorry Leva and Petey) the reigning and defending Richard Shhhnary! Being defended as well is the greatest prize in all of wrestling, forged from the souls of a 1000 dead wrestlers, the Golden Gig! The Man who Holds the Golden Gig Sensei Joey Nuggs will defend against his former protege, #bigguyshit Brutal Rob Hands!
Also, like 4 other matches.
June 1st, a special SATURDAY Hoodslam! We’re taking a friday night off – our last for the year – on May 31st, but the very next day we are back at the Oakland Metro Operahouse for “HOODSLAM presents SEXY GOOD TIME WRESTLE SHOW: Saturday Night Hoodslam Masters – Press Start to Continue”. …seriously? that’s ALL part of the friggin title? Yes, loosely titled after the obscure capcom pro wrestling super nintendo game from 1993 (fun fact, in Japan its called ‘Muscle Bomber: The Body Explosion’. Rad) its our annual tradition to all things video gamey. Featuring all your favorite Hoodslammers cosplaying as characters from 8 bit and up, and a special burlesque performance! Feel free to dress appropriately, Hoodslam’s a fucking party ya’ll.
June 7th, the first Friday of June! It’s a special day as we are graced with the presence of former WWE US and Tag Team Champion, the first ever IWGP Intercontinental Champion, featured on CNN, host of his own podcast and TEDxTalk Presenter MVP! War is hell…
The 2nd Friday of every month is Hoodslam’s sister company , GUILTY LETHAL ACTION MAYHEM! Every GLAM is hosted by the Link to the Future Anton Voorhees and possibly one day a female co host who doesn’t cancel last minute on us for the UMF time. Also, from the 5th dimension, live music by THE Oinga Boinga! Last event we saw this mysterious figure emerge from the Sun and Moon Door. Trish Adora, after visiting the other side, has warned all of us to never open the door again. However, Heather Monroe is the current keeper of the Sun Key AND the Moon Key… and last month after a debate over What is Real with the Infamous Lady K she realized for the first time ever that she DOES believer! What happens June 14th? IDONTKNOWWWWWWWWW
For some odd reason this GLAM will also feature former WCW Superstar Kaz Hayashi!
JUNE 21st! Remember Jet Grind Radio on dreamcast? Man that was a cool game. The art, the music. Really fresh stuff. Anyway, this show isn’t about that. We just liked the art style for our poster. It’s gonna be wrestling. Maybe the best wrestling ever. It is the date of the Hoodslam equinox, the mid point by which we catch first glimpse of the meandering melancholy whimsy of gods destined but desireless to define our destiny. Cool game, though.
june 28th…. oh you just wait.
JULY 5TH ITS #AMERICA MOTHER FUCKERS SHARTZI FUCKING BUTTFART IS COMING BACK TO EAT YOUR SPICY NUTS AND VOMIT BLOOD IN A BUCKET FOR 3 HOURS LIVE WHILE CRY SINGING THE STAR SPANGLED BANNER AND MAKING HOWLING NOISES CUZ AMERICA BITCHES GETSUM BE PROUD AND BE FREE
Go to our event brite, buy tickets to all of them, k thanx bye forever