Tickets available online or maybe at the door if we don’t sell out: https://www.ticketweb.com/event/i-know-what-you-did-crybaby-tickets/12782865

It’s been a long time since we’ve heard that name, and rustles up some old memories.

What did they do last Hoodslam… and who knows? Do they know things? Let’s find out!

We start the new year choosing not to forgive and forget // our resolution is vendetta.

DRUGZ BUNNY v RICHARD SHHHNARY v ANTON VOORHEES
A small kindle has become a larger flame and the events of Inferno certainly didn’t simmer the heat, as Link to the Future Anton Voorhees and Richard Shhhnary can’t seem to quit each other. Last month, Shhhnary interfered in Anton’s match and /gave/ him the victory against Drugz Bunny, an odd gesture in this ambiguous adventure. All three have agreed to face off on the 15th and make their feelings more clear.

STONER BROTHERS V MONEY/POWER/RESPECT
Making their debut as a team at Hoodslam, MPR is Marco Mayur and Fabuloso Fabricio. They’ve been making a name, taking titles and winning awards since their congregation and are one of the few teams that can physically compare to the stature of their twin adversaries. Rick Scott and Scott Rick Stoner are perhaps the longest pairing team in all of Hoodslam (and wrestling), and these wombmates are prepared to give MPR a proper welcome to our squared circle star.

M Y L O /CEREAL MAN v DARK Sheik/ VIPRESS
The warriorhero of the milky way and the MacDaddy combine for the first time to bring you a balanced breakfast of beatdowns and bruises! But coming to ruin the brunch are the deadly Vipress and imperious DARK Sheik. Transcending history and the world, a tale of souls and swords, eternally retold.

LOST TREASURES v dA SQUAAAD [?]
Zo was Da Squaaads understudy. Filling in at events whenever they were shorthanded, due to the European Tour of Squaad member Shakira Spears new album being extended and a series of odd accidents. However, Hip Hop Harry and Zo couldn’t get along, and in the first ever Squaaad Off, Zo was defeated and left the group.
But, Zo then made a bargain with Intergalactic Tag Team Champion Joe DeSoul, which he won. His award was a shot at the Championship, presumably with a member of the Da Squaaad as his partner.
The stage is set // lights, camera, SQUAAA

he who holds the Golden GiG PONG v KENNY K
In a very rare non first Friday appearance, Golden GiG Champion PONG makes his Crybaby debut! The Pissed Off Nerdy Gamer has agreed to defend our top prize – made from the burning spirit of 1000 wrestlers – against Squaaad member and acrobatic artist Kenny K! Can the Last SpineBender bring home the Gold?

CAPTAIN OF THE CHAMPION SHIP JOHNNY BUTABI v EL CHUPACABRA v JAMES C
The gangster from the 1920’s has felt a resurgence since Hoodslam entered the 2020s, claiming the whole decade for himself. Mexican Werewolf El Chupacabra has also found himself with momentum, coming off his big win in the 30 minute Iron Slut v Iron Beast Challenge at December’s Entertania XII. But nobody has been on the roll that Captain Johnny Butabi has, having withstood all challengers since winning the Champion Ship last June. Though, it has cost him an eye as seen by the patch he’s begun to wear. And the rigors of battle have inspired him to wear a hook upon his hand as a weapon. How much further will Captain Johnny go to remain Champion of all the seven seas?

21+, #dontbringyourfnkids to 1928 Telegraph Ave in Oakland, CA at the Crybaby on January 15th, doors at 2:30, show at 3pm 

TIiiiiiccccCKETS, COME GET YA TICKETSSSSSSSSS

A scrap book… from the future? It tells us that this was the last time we were all happy together // how ominous. Hoodslam returns to DNA Lounge and San Francisco for this sunday happy funday. Featuring the commentary by Wonder Dave and the debuting Veda Scott!

Also debuting, Speedball Mike Bailey and Russian Dynamite Masha Slamovich!

CLICK HERE FOR THE FACEBOOK EVENT PAGE WHERE YOU CAN BUY TICKETS ON EVENTBRITE

God how we missed this tradition. it’s back on the first friday of march, outdoors and in Oakland. No mere building can contains this much metal and mayhem. Hoodslam and The Greatest Band in the World ARNOCORPS will reunite!

yeah, like right now!

The 10/31 Halloween Hoodslam! 11/4 Inferno! Decembers Entertania X-II! All up now on our youtube channel! Subscribe there, then back track to twitch.tv/hoodslam and watch all our future stuff live the first time! It’s all free, you deserve it.

There’s not bios for everyone yet, but we’ve made tremendous strides! Give’er a gander

11/4 IS OUR LAST OUTDOOR EVENT OF THE YEAR and we’re going out in a blaze of gory.
The full card has been set, the match waits to be struck, tickets are available on eventbrite!

MacDaddy M Y L O has won the annual FTF Royal Rumble of Ranking Ramifications and thusly has earned her prize at November 4ths INFERNO

For the Golden GiG:

– He Who Holds the Golden GiG – Pissed Off Nerdy Gamer PONG defends against MacDaddy M Y L O

- High Priestess of the Church of Wrestling DARK Sheik v Mexican Werewolf El Chupacabra

– Vipress vs Drugz Bunny

– Link to the Future Anton Voorhees vs Richard Shhhnary

– its a Squaaaad off! Hop Daddy Hip Hop Harry vs Alpha Zo with Special Referee… D-Rogue?!! 

– The Champion Ship and all the Seven Seas are on the line, as Captain Johnny Butabi sets course to take 3 Time Golden GiG Champion Juice Lee!

Finally, irrevocably, monumentally its…

- James C vs Broseph Joe Brody