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Hoodslam: Requiem of Galatea Results
Hoodslam: Requiem of Galatea
Friday, November 6, 2015
Retro Oakland Metro Opera House
Oakland, CA
Paid attendance: 720
Live commentary by ‘Broseph” Joe Brody and P.O.N.G. (Pissed Off Nerdy Gamer).
Tonight’s musical guest was National Geocrackhead.
1. “Super Barrio Brother” Jesus Kruze def. Virgil Flynn III.
2. Tag-team match: Juiced Lee and James C def. “The Talent” Ean Hancement and DARK Sheik.
3. Best Athlete in the East Bay Award Golden Fannypacks: “Ultragirl” Brittany Wonder (champion) def. “The Patron Saint of Filth” Christina von Eerie.
4. Six-man tag-team match: Ryu, Ken, and Cereal Man def. The Stoner Brothers (Rick-Scott Stoner and Scott-Rick Stoner) and Super Nuggs thanks to interference by Green Man.
5. Four-way match: “The Mexican Werewolf” El Chupacabra def. “The Hero of HIGHrule” Link, “The Russian Lover” Zangief, and Anthony Butabi.
6. Food fight: The PB&J Banana def. Frank Myer.
7. Golden Gig: Drugz Bunny (champion) def. Shotzi Blakkheart.
You can see this show, along with every other Hoodslam ever recorded, by subscribing to the Hoodslam YouTube channel for $1.99/month. Search “Hoodslammery” on YouTube.
Hoodslam runs at the Oakland Metro Opera House every first Friday and will return on Friday, November 20 for Hoodslam: 80s for the Ladies IV – Revenge of the Radio Star
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Hoodslam: BLOODSLAM Results
Hoodslam: BLOODSLAM
Saturday, October 25, 2015 Retro Oakland Metro Opera House Oakland, CA Paid attendance: 290
Live commentary by Chad Kreuger.
Tonight’s musical guest was Broken Condoms, which is pretty much the scariest thing ever.
1. “The Dark Noche” Bat Manuel def. Count Chocula.
2. Pyramid Head and Nurse Ratchet def. Anton and Hayashi .
3. Techno Destructo (with his two mysterious space dominatrix handlers) def. “The Warlord of Weird” Sinn Bodhi in an invisible cage match.
4. Four-way match: Pogo def. Jason, Leatherface, and Chucky.
5. Donny Drinko def. Mr. Haydashi.
6. Brittany Jill Valentine vs. a zombie horde was thrown out when Pooh Jack and Mustafa arrived and fought off the zombie horde.
7. Death match: Ken def. Akuma.
8. Blade, Drugz Ash, Donnie Drinko, and Christina def. Nurse Ratchet, Jason X, Dark Link, and Edward from Twilight.
You can see this show, along with every other Hoodslam ever recorded, by subscribing to the Hoodslam YouTube channel for $1.99/month. Search “Hoodslammery” on YouTube. Hoodslam runs at the Oakland Metro Opera House every first Friday and will return on Friday, November 6 for Hoodslam: Requiem of Galatea (event details: https://www.facebook.com/events/408426192685232/) and again on Friday, November 20 for Eighties for the Ladies IV: Revenge of the Radio Star (event details: https://www.facebook.com/events/504104549766350/) Follow Hoodslam on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and YouTube, all @hoodslam.
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Hoodslam: Fuck the Fans VI – Doc of Ages Results
Hoodslam: Fuck the Fans VI – Doc of Ages
Friday, October 2, 2015
The old Oakland Metro Opera House
Oakland, CA
Paid attendance: 937
Live commentary by “Broseph” Joe Brody.
Tonight’s musical guest was Big Floppy Doc n’ Balls.
1. Handicap match: The Stoner Brothers (Rick-Scott Stoner and Scott-Rick Stoner, with Coach Joey Nuggs) def. Johnny “Drinko” Butabi (with Anthony Butabi).
2. Triple Threat match: Juiced Lee and James C. both def. Anthony Butabi (with Johnny “Dinko” Butabi).
3. Tag team match: “Super Barrio Brother” Jesus Kruze and Paul London def. “The Mexican Werewolf” El Chupacabra (with Courtney Crimson) and Virgil Flynn III.
4. Handicap tag team match: “The Russian Lover” Zangief, Ken, and Ryu def. “The Dark Noche” Bat Manuel and Cereal Man.
5. Over-the-top-rope battle royal to crown a number one contender for the Golden Gig: Bobby Burgerhands def. James C., “The Mexican Werewolf” El Chupacabra, Johnny “Drinko” Butabi, Nightcrawler, Sexy Chino, Big Poppa Smurf, Hayward Heat (Stevie T, Wilke Ray and Big B), “Broseph” Joe Brody, Cereal Man, Referee Guido, Marty McFlux, Pooh Jack, “The Hero of HIGHrule” Link, Virgil Flynn III, “The Talent” Ean Hancement, “Ultragirl” Brittany Wonder, Coach Joey Nuggs, Rick-Scott Stoner, the PB&J Banana, Frank Myer, Ken, “The Patron Saint of Filth” Christina von Eerie, Scott-Rick Stoner, Akuma, Juiced Lee, “The Russian Lover” Zangief, Shredder, “The Dark Noche” Bat Manuel, and DARK Sheik to become the new number one contender for the Golden Gig.
6. Golden Gig gauntlet match: Drugz Bunny (champion) def. “The Metal Head Maniac” Sledge, Super Mutant Red Rhino 2099, and Doc Atrocity to retain the Golden Gig.
You can see this show, along with every other Hoodslam ever recorded, by subscribing to the Hoodslam YouTube channel for $1.99/month. Search “Hoodslammery” on YouTube.
Hoodslam runs at the NEW Oakland Metro Opera House (522 Second Street) every first Friday and will return on Saturday, October 24 for BLOODSLAM. Get all the event details right here: https://www.facebook.com/events/307990882658055/
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Hoodslam: Fanarchy Rules Highlights!
Hoodslam: Fanarchy Rules Results
Hoodslam: Fanarchy Rules
Friday, September 4, 2015
Oakland Metro Opera House
Oakland, CA
Paid attendance: 646
Live commentary by “Broseph” Joe Brody and Anthony Butabi.
Tonight’s musical guest was Whiskey Houston.
1. Tag team match: Stoner Brothers (Rick-Scott Stoner and Scott-Rick Stoner with Coach Joey Nuggs def. Hayward Heat (Stevie T and Big B with Wilke Ray).
2. Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks: “Ultragirl” Brittany Wonder as Duke Nukem (champion) def. Cereal Man.
3. Ken (with Cammy and Cammy’s Ass) and Ryu def. “Super Barrio Brother” Jesus Kruze & Akuma.
4. Six-person tag team match: “The Talent” Ean Hancement, “The Hero of HIGHrule” Link, and Xena: Warrior Princess def. Virgil Flynn III, Johnny “Drinko” Butabi (with Anthony Butabi) and Pissed Off Nerdy Gamer (“PONG,” with Fucking Obese Nerdy Gamer “FONG”).
5. “The Fuckin’ Machine” Brian Cage def. Paul London.
6. Six-entity tag team match: “The Russian Lover” Zangief, Juiced Lee, and James C def. “The Dark Noche” Bat Manuel, “The Mexican Werewolf” El Chupacabra, and Beetlejuice (with Lydia).
7. Over-the-top-rope battle royal to crown a new Kayfabe Memorial Lethal Lottery Battle Bowl Tag Team Tournament Champion: “Super Barrio Brother” Jesus Kruze eliminated a shit-ton of Hoodslammers to win the Kayfabe Memorial Lethal Lottery Battle Bowl Tag Team Tournament trophy, which can be turned in at any time for any match against any opponenet in any kind of match for any prize.
8. Golden Gig: Drugz Bunny (champion) def. Coach Joey Nuggs.
You can see this show, along with every other Hoodslam ever recorded, by subscribing to the Hoodslam YouTube channel for $1.99/month. Search “Hoodslammery” on YouTube.
Hoodslam runs at the Oakland Metro Opera House every first Friday and will return on Friday, October 2 for Hoodslam’s biggest show of the fall: Fuck the Fans VI – Doc of Ages.
Follow Hoodslam on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and YouTube, all @hoodslam.
Got pics/videos from the show? Post them with #Hoodslam
Hoodslam is a 21+ event. DON’T BRING YOUR FUCKING KIDS!
Battle Royal Of Supremacy HIGHlights
Hoodslam: Battle Royal of Supremacy Results
Friday, August 7, 2015
Oakland Metro Opera House
Oakland, CA
Paid attendance: 875
Live commentary by “Broseph” Joe Brody.
Tonight’s musical guest was Jury Booty.
1. Golden Gig: Drugz Bunny (champion) def. “The Fuckin’ Machine” Brian Cage to retain the Golden Gig.
2. Tag team match: “The Russian Lover” Zangief & “Super Barrio Brother” Jesus Kruze def. Ken (with Cammy and Cammy’s Ass) & Marty McFlux to advance to the Battle Royal of Supremacy.
3. The trial of Doc Atrocity for willful negligence in the past death of Butternuts and the future death of Anthony Butabi turned into an impromptu four-on-four, no-tag match featuring DARK Sheik, “The Patron Saint of Filth” Christina Von Eerie, “The Talent” Ean Hancement and Doc Atrocity vs. “The Knights of the Roxbury” (Anthony Butabi and “Inspector” Johnny Drinko), “Ultragirl” Brittany Wonder, and Virgil Flynn III. The match ended in a no-contest when DARK Sheik was revealed as a robot. Ultimately, Doc Atrocity was forgiven by “Ultragirl” Brittany Wonder and accepted a spot in the Battle Royal of Supremacy.
4. Paul London (with the remains of Butternuts) def. “The Mexican Werewolf” El Chupacabra (with Courtney Crimson) to advance to the Battle Royal of Supremacy.
5. Three-way elimination tag-team match: The Stoner Brothers (Rick-Scott Stoner and Scott-Rick Stoner, with Coach Joey Nuggs, Cheerleader Missy Hyasshit and Waterboy Bobby Burgerhands) were denied spots in the Battle Royal of Supremacy, falling to the teams of James C. & Juiced Lee, and Bat Manuel & Cereal Man, all four of whom advanced to the Battle Royal of Supremacy.
Drugz Bunny appeared after the match, took down The Stoner Brothers and Coach Joey Nuggs, and dared a member of Stoner U to challenge him for the Golden Gig at Fanarchy Rulz on Friday, September 4. The Hoodslam fans can vote on which member of Stoner U they want to see challenge Drugz Bunny for the Golden Gig right here: (link)
6. The Hero of HIGHrule Link def. PONG (Pissed Off Nerdy Gamer, with FONG [Fucking Obese Nerdy Gamer]) to advance to the Battle Royal of Supremacy.
7. 2015 Battle Royal of Supremacy (elimination occurs when a competitor is thrown over the top rope and both feet hit the floor): Doc Atrocity eliminated Cereal Man to win the 2015 Battle Royal of Supremacy, giving him complete control over Hoodslam’s biggest show of the fall, Fuck the Fans VI on Friday, October 2 at the Oakland Metro Opera House.
You can see this show, along with every other Hoodslam ever recorded, by subscribing to the Hoodslam YouTube channel for $1.99/month. Search “Hoodslammery” on YouTube.
Hoodslam runs at the Oakland Metro Opera House every first Friday and will return on Friday, September 4 for Hoodslam: Fanarchy Rulz – Fans Fuck Back. Get all the event details right here: https://www.facebook.com/events/377593549117544/
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Got pics/videos from the show? Post them with #Hoodslam
Hoodslam is a 21+ event. DON’T BRING YOUR FUCKING KIDS!
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Drugz Bunny on Booking The Territory
Hoodslam’s Golden Gig Champion Drugz Bunny spreading the word of the Accidental Phenomenon via podcast.
Listen to it, share it and get ready for more Hoodslammers to be on “Booking the Territory” in the near future.
Beachslam Delta Farce: FOR CHARITY!
