8 of these special “Golden Gig” Edition figures will be available on Friday! Head over to our Facebook post and comment with who you’d like to see a figure of next. One of the commenters will win a super rare 1 of a kind SILVER Drugz Bunny!
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These two Hoodslammers have some issues with each other and they’re gonna settle it at Hoodslam – Drinko de Mayo aka Idle Fancies
These 4 Hoodslammers have been moving up the ranks these past few shows and it’s earned them a shot at the Golden GiG in June. Who will win this match and become the new number 1 contender?
EnterTania V highlight reel in glorious HD brought to you by Mark Johnston (and johnston). Hope you liked the Kayfabe Memorial Lethal lottery tag team tournament Battle bowl Championship and 5 years of Hoodslam! Fuck the fans! (Triple botch ftf)
Friday, April 3, 2015
Oakland Metro Opera House
Oakland, CA
Paid attendance: sold out
Tonight’s musical guest was Jackson Off Five
Live commentary by “Broseph” Joe Brody, and “The Center of Controversy” Trina Michaels.
1. Kayfabe Memorial Lethal Lottery Battle Bowl Tag Team Tournament match: FONG (Fucking Obese Nerdy Gamer) and “The Pumpkin Queen” Sage Sin Supreme def. Ken (with Cammy and Cammy’s Ass) and Virgil Flynn III to advance to the Kayfabe Lethal Lottery Battle Bowl later in the evening.
2. Kayfabe Memorial Super Cross-faded High Five Challenge Battle Bowl Tag Team Tournament match: The Knights of the Roxbury (Johnny “Drinko” Butabi and Anthony Butabi, with “The Center of Controversy” Trina Michaels) def. The Stoner Brothers (Rick-Scott Stoner and Scott-Rick Stoner, with Coach Joey Nuggs, Missy Hyasshit and “Waterboy” Bobby Burgerhands) to advance to the Kayfabe Lethal Lottery Battle Bowl later in the evening.
3. “Super Barrio Brother” Jesus Kruze def. Hoodslam’s original gangsta Pooh Jack.
4. Six-person Kayfabe Memorial Lethal Lottery Battle Bowl Tag Team match: Missy Hyasshit, Ean Hancement & “The Patron Saint of Filth” Christina von Eerie def. DARK Sheik, Marty McFlux, & Sub Zero (with Sindel) to advance to the Kayfabe Lethal Lottery Battle Bowl later in the evening.
5. Japanese Console War Death Match of Doom for the Undisputed Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks: PONG (Pissed Off Nerdy Gamer) def. “The Hero of HIGHrule” Link to retain the Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks.
6. Eight-person Kayfabe Memorial Lethal Lottery Battle Bowl Tag Team Tournament match: “Ultragirl” Brittany Wonder, Doc Atrocity, Juiced Lee & Camera Guy def. Cereal Man, “The Russian Lover” Zangev, Sasha T-1,000 & Charlie Chaplin to advance to the Kayfabe Lethal Lottery Battle Bowl later in the evening.
7. THE Brian Kendrick def. Butternuts after Kendrick slit Butternuts’ throat and ripped his head off. Referee El Sparko ruled that Butternuts could no longer continue and awarded the match to Kendrick.
8. Kayfabe Memorial Lethal Lottery Battle Bowl: Missy Hyasshit def. FONG (Fucking Obese Nerdy Gamer), “The Pumpkin Queen” Sage Sin Supreme, Anthony Butabi, Johnny “Drinko” Butabi, “The Patron Saint of Filth” Christina von Eerie, Ean Hancement, Doc Atrocity, “Ultragirl” Brittany Wonder, Juiced Lee, and Camera Guy to win the Kayfabe Memorial Lethal Lotter Battle Bowl Tag Team Tournament trophy, which can be cashed in for any kind of match against any Hoodslammer at any time for any prize.
9. Golden Gig Championship: Drugz Bunny def. James C. to become the new Golden Gig Champion.
To see this show and previous shows in their entirety, check out www.SmartMarkVideo.com/Hoodslam
Hoodslam runs at the Oakland Metro Opera House every first Friday of the month and will return on Friday, May 1.
#Hoodslam is a 21+ event. DON’T BRING YOUR FUCKING KIDS!
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Here’s how EnterTania IV went down on Saturday night last week, setting the stage for EnterTania V, Hoodslam’s five-year anniversary show, tonight!
I hope you’re ready for some action packed action!
Hoodslam: EnterTania IV – Lois Lane
Saturday, March 28, 2015
Oakland Metro Opera House
Oakland, CA
Paid attendance: 321
Tonight’s musical guest was Triple Nipple.
Live commentary by “Broseph” Joe Brody and “The Center of Controversy” Trina Michaels.
1. Four-way tag team match for the Inter-Species Wrestling Tag Team Championship: Tremendous Investigation Inc. (Det. Dan Berry & Det. Bill Car) def. The Stoner Brothers (Rick-Scott Stoner and Scott-Rick Stoner, with Stoner U), Cereal Man & “Ultragirl” Brittany Wonder, and Evolution (Manimal & the Modern-Day Manimal, with Charlie Chaplin) to win the Inter-Species Wrestling Tag Team Championship.
2. Russia vs. USA grudge match: Prawn Cena def. “The Russian Lover” Zangev.
3. 10-man battle royal: Bill Coldbeer def. VG Allen, Candylicker the Pussy Pirate, Prince Ali Hussein, Big B and Stevie T of Hayward Heat, Johnny Kai, Muscle Cat, “Waterboy” Bobby Burgerhands, and Sexy Chino.
4. Four-corner six-way match: Drugz Bunny def. DARK Sheik, Marty McFlux, Johnny “Drinko” Butabi, Ken, and Bat Manuel.
5. Sub Zero (with Sindel) def. “The American Bad Ass” Scorpion Jesus (with Kitana).
6. Hardcore Rules handicap tornado tag team match: Pooh Jack and Mustafa Saed def. “Super Barrio Brother” Jesus Kruze and Los Naturales (Chuey y Ruben).
7. “The Hero of HIGHrule” Link def. THE Brian Kendrick when Butternuts interfered on Link’s behalf.
8. Four-way match for the Golden Gig: James C. def. “The Vampire Warrior” Gangrel, Doc Atrocity, and Anthony Butabi to become the first-ever three-time Golden Gig champion. This victory made the main event of EnterTania V official: on Friday, April 3, James C. will defend the Golden Gig against the number one contender, and James’ former henchman, Drugz Bunny.
For highlights of EnterTania II and IV, check out this HD slo-mo highlight reel: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBCbkb0wIPI
To see this show and previous shows in their entirety, check out www.SmartMarkVideo.com/Hoodslam
Hoodslam runs at the Oakland Metro Opera House every first Friday of the month and will return on Friday, April 3 for the biggest show of the year, Hoodslam’s five-year anniversary show: EnterTania V.
Hoodslam is a 21+ event. DON’T BRING YOUR FUCKING KIDS!
Follow Hoodslam on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and YouTube, all @Hoodslam.
Hoodslam: EnterTania II – Turning Lane
Thursday, March 26, 2015
Oakland Metro Opera House
Oakland, CA
Paid attendance: 253
Tonight’s musical guest was Zoopy Monsters
Live commentary by Broseph Joe Brody, Trina Michaels, and “the innovator of the selfie” Sonny Oono.
1. Drugz Bunny def. Ken (with Cammy and Cammy’s Ass) with a White Swan Dive off the top rope.
2. Six-man elimination match: Link def. Manimal, Fucking Obese Nerdy Gamer (FONG), Virgil Flynn III, Zangief (and Player 2 Zangief), and Doc Atrocity when Link hit the Rupee Cutter on Manimal.
3. Predator Chupacabra def. DARK Sheik with an Adios Powerbomb off the second rope.
4. Six-man tag team match: The Knights of the Roxbury (Johnny “Drinko” Butabi, Anthony Butabi, and cousin “Party Animal” Belushi Butabi) def. “Super Barrio Brother” Jesus Cruz and Los Naturales (Chuy and Ruben) when “Drinko” and Anthony hit a double Roxbury Bottom.
5. Scorpiundertaker Jesus def. THE Brian Kendrick (with Kendrick’s bodyguard) when Kendrick attempted to block Scorpion’s spear with Butternuts. Butternuts then hit Kendrick with the Butternuts Nut Buster. Scorpion covered Kendrick to score the pinfall.
6. Stoner U open challenge: The team of Sexy Chino & Charlie Chaplin def. The Stoner Bros (Rick-Scott Stoner & Scott-Rick Stoner, with Coach Joey Nuggs and “Waterboy” Bobby Burgerhands) and the team of Cereal Man & “Ultragirl” Brittany Wonder.
7. Juiced Lee (with Sonny Oono) def. “New Age Punisher” B-Boy when Juiced Lee hit a top-rope moonsault for the pinfall, following the distraction from Sonny Oono.
8. Golden Gig championship: “Vampire Warrior” Gangrel def. James C. (with Stony Montana) with the Impaler DDT to become the new Golden Gig champion.
To see this show and previous shows in their entirety, check out www.SmartMarkVideo.com/Hoodslam
Hoodslam runs at the Oakland Metro Opera House every first Friday of the month and will return for a triple shot the last weekend of March: Thursday, March 26, Friday, March 27, and Saturday, March 28, all of which lead up to Hoodslam’s biggest show of the year on Friday, April 3: EnterTania V.
