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Vice.com loves Hoodslam

Vice.com attended a Hoodslam show and wrote a fantastic article about the accidental phenomenon! You can read it at https://www.vice.com/read/hoodslams-drunk-and-bloody-pro-wrestling-isnt-for-kids-666?preview&cb=v1415158862607

Find out if everything they said is true this Friday as Hoodslam presents 80s for the Ladies III: Appetite for Seduction!

Friday, November 7 and every first Friday at the Oakland Metro Operahouse (630 Third Street in Oakland, CA) • Doors open at 8:00pm • $10 • Full bar • Live music from The Hoodslam Band • 21 and over • DON’T BRING YOUR FUCKING KIDS!

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Christina Von Eerie and DARK Sheik v Drake Younger and Juiced Lee

Special throwback from January of this year, the full Dream Partner Tag Match of DARK Sheik and CHRISTINA VON EERIE v. DRAKE YOUNGER and Juiced Lee !

From January 2014, Hoodslams “Last Years Resolution: The Sequel” event! DARK Sheik and Juiced Lee were the current Golden Gig Champions – but neither got along very well. Taking a break from defending the championship, the two took part in a Dream Partner Tag Match against each other!

DARK Sheik chose his sister and tag partner from many previous occasions, Christina Von Eerie!

Juiced Lee teamed with someone he’d never been in the ring with before, the best damn referee in the business – and a fucking awesome wrestler, too – Drake Younger.

Commentary by Broseph Joe Brody and Doc Atrocity.

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Altair v Link – The Movie Assassins Creed v Legend of Zelda

One day in Hyrule, an epic encounter took place. Altair and Link became engaged in a game of human (and Hylian) chess. Luckily, our camera men had driven there to capture such a happening. Thats why theres cars in Hyrule. get over it.

music is
Twilight Princess – snowpeak ruins
Turtles in Time boss theme by the Hoodslam Band
Mega Man Dr Wilys Theme by the the Hoodslam Band

we’re on facebook and stuff. look it up.

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Hoodslam: Fuck the Fans V – BROetic Justice (Oct. 3rd) Results

Hoodslam: Fuck the Fans V – BROetic Justice

Friday, October 3, 2014

Oakland Metro Opera House

Oakland, CA

Paid attendance: 1,026

 

On this night, the Hoodslam Band was known as Nickelback. Upon learning their name for the evening, the Hoodslam Band immediately threatened to walk out on the show. The Hoodslam Band and “Broseph” Joe Brody eventually compromised on “Ticklesack.”

 

Live commentary by “Broseph” Joe Brody (WWE Tough Enough’s A.J. Kirsch), El Flaco Loco, PONG (Pissed Off Nerdy Gamer) and Coach Joey Nuggs.

 

  1. Cereal Man def. Scorpion with the Cereal Buster to become the number one contender for the Best Athlete in the East Bay Award after FONG (F*cking Obese Nerdy Gamer) detained Scorpion’s spear.

 

  1. Lights-On, Falls-Count-Anywhere Raven’s Rules match: Shelly Martinez def. “Ultragirl” Brittany Wonder after “Super Barrio Brother” Jesus Cruz hit Brittany Wonder with the No Mames on a pile of gummy bears.

 

  1. Booze vs. Blunts Tag Team Grudge Match: The Stoner Brothers (Rick Scott and Scott Rick, representing Stoner U, with “Waterboy” Bobby Burgerhands and Coach Joey Nuggs) def. The Knights of the Roxbury (Anthony Butabi and Johnny “Drinko” Butabi) with the Dab Day Afternoon.

 

  1. Prince of Darkness match that became a Russian Chain match that became a Lumberjack match that became a Coalminer’s Glove match to determine the undisputed mayor of Hoodslam: El Flacco Loco def. Doc Atrocity (with United Sideshows and Atrocities) by using the coalminer’s glove to become the undisputed mayor of Hoodslam. He then relinquished the office to the new mayor of Hoodslam – the fans.

 

  1. Four-way match for the Golden Gig: Juiced Lee def. “The Mexican Warewolf” El Chupacabra (with Courtney Crimson), Virgil Flynn III and Drugz Bunny with a top-rope moonsault on Drugz Bunny to retain the Golden Gig. Following the match, the James Gang (James C. and Stony Montana) arrived. Stony put the boots to Drugz. James was about to cash in his Dixie Carter Memorial Lethal Lottery Battle Bowl Tag Team Tournament trophy, but Drugz got the upper hand on Stony. Since the bell never rang, James retains his right to challenge anyone, at anytime, in any kind of match.

 

  1. 21-and-over (the top rope) battle royal to be the number one contender to the Golden Gig: Johnny “Drinko” Butabi def. Macho Taco, the PB&J Banana, Frank Meyer, Cereal Man, “The Waterboy” Bobby Burgerhands, Stony Montana, Coach Joey Nuggs, Rick-Scott Stoner, PONG (Pissed Off Nerdy Gamer), Ken, FONG (F*cking Obese Nerdy Gamer), Charlie Chaplain, Ryu, “Broseph” Joe Brody, Butternuts, “Super Barrio Brother” Jesus Cruz, “The Russian Lover” Zangief, Bat Manuel, “The Hero of HIGHrule” Link, James C., and Anthony Butabi to become the number one contender for the Golden Gig.

 

To see this show and previous shows in their entirety, check out www.SmartMarkVideo.com/Hoodslam

 

Hoodslam runs at the Oakland Metro Opera House every first Friday of the month and will return on Friday, November 7 for 80s for the Ladies III.

 

Hoodslam is a 21+ event. DON’T BRING YOUR F*CKING KIDS!

 

Follow Hoodslam on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and YouTube, all @Hoodslam.

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HoodSlam Francisco: Bright Lights, Gig City (Aug 23) Results

HoodSlam Francisco: Bright Lights, Gig City

Saturday, August 23, 2014

Z Space

San Francisco, CA

Paid attendance: 290

 

On this night, the Hoodslam Band, from the corner of Taint and Ass-bury, was known as Rice-a-Blow Me: The San Francisco Skeet.

 

Live commentary by “Broseph” Joe Brody (WWE Tough Enough’s A.J. Kirsch) and one-half of “The Knights of the Roxbury” Jonathan Butabi.

 

  1. The team of DARK Sheik and “The Russian Lover” Zangief def. the team of Scorpion and the PB&J Banana when Zangief hit a spinning piledriver on the PB&J Banana.

 

  1. Top of the Skydreamers Miracle eXstacy Cup Round-Robin Tournament Thizz or Die Dance of Destiny Block Party Gauntlet match: El Chupacabra and “The Hero of Time” Link advanced to the semi-finals. I don’t really know how it worked. The winners got points. Math n’ stuff. Basically, it’s Starrcade ’89. Kinda. Whatever. F*ck the fans.

 

  1. Super Mutant Rockin’ Red Rhino 2099 challenge: Super Mutant Rockin’ Red Rhino 2099 def. Cereal Man with the Rhino Punch.

 

  1. “Broseph” Joe Brody def. Doc Atrocity via disqualification when Giggles the Clown interfered on Doc’s behalf. The two then assaulted Brody until Pooh Jack arrived and f*cked everyone up.

 

  1. Golden Gig Championship: Juiced Lee (champion) def. Ken (with Cammy and Cammy’s Ass) with a top-rope moonsault.

 

  1. Double X Chromosome Challenge: “Ultragirl” Brittany Wonder def. “Wonder Woman” Shelly Martinez with the Butt of Doom in the very first woman-vs-woman match in Hoodslam history.

 

  1. Main Event: Battle of the Bay II – A best-of-seven World Series tag team match: The Knights of the Roxbury (Jonathan Butabi and Anthony Butabi) def. The Stoner Brothers (Rick-Scott and Scott-Rick, with Coach Joey Nuggs and “Waterboy” Bobby Burgerhands) with a home run that sent Scott-Rick out of the park while Jonathan Butabi was called “safe” as he slid into home (“home” meaning Rick-Scott’s face). The ramifications of the Battle of the Bay II were felt throughout northern California when history was compelled to repeat itself, as a 6.1 earthquake rocked the San Francisco Bay Area at 3:20amPST.

 

To see this show and previous shows in their entirety, check out www.SmartMarkVideo.com/Hoodslam

 

Hoodslam runs at the Oakland Metro Opera House every first Friday of the month and will return on Friday, September 5 for “Fanarchy Rulz.”

 

Hoodslam is a 21+ event. DON’T BRING YOUR F*CKING KIDS!

 

Follow Hoodslam on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and YouTube, all @Hoodslam.

 

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USFtv went to Hoodslam

USFtv- University of San Francisco’s only and best student-run television station responds to a student request for capturing “hoodfights,” this is HOODSLAM. HOODSLAM!