hah, we’re hilarious. what a year of weekly events! And free streams on twitch! What cooky stuff will we come up with next week and beyond? who knows?! but forever and always – this is real. Thanks for the memories 2019 and the world that helped us make them. See ya in january.
We’ve got a lot coming up in the next 6 or so weeks that we’re excited to tell you about. All of these events are currently up on our eventbrite page. Lets make some craaaazy wrestling, are ya ready? here we go! ay yi yi yi yiiiiiiiii
This FRIDAY MAY 24TH – maybe our favorite name for a show all year, featuring the Hoodslam returns of the Party Manster, the Handsome Devil himself, Anthony Butabi! Also, you may know him from his extra work on the hit series “The Good Life”, famous dick wrestler and King of Dong Style Joey Ryan will be in the house, and he challenges for the Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks against the best librarian in wrestling (sorry Leva and Petey) the reigning and defending Richard Shhhnary! Being defended as well is the greatest prize in all of wrestling, forged from the souls of a 1000 dead wrestlers, the Golden Gig! The Man who Holds the Golden Gig Sensei Joey Nuggs will defend against his former protege, #bigguyshit Brutal Rob Hands!
Also, like 4 other matches.
June 1st, a special SATURDAY Hoodslam! We’re taking a friday night off – our last for the year – on May 31st, but the very next day we are back at the Oakland Metro Operahouse for “HOODSLAM presents SEXY GOOD TIME WRESTLE SHOW: Saturday Night Hoodslam Masters – Press Start to Continue”. …seriously? that’s ALL part of the friggin title? Yes, loosely titled after the obscure capcom pro wrestling super nintendo game from 1993 (fun fact, in Japan its called ‘Muscle Bomber: The Body Explosion’. Rad) its our annual tradition to all things video gamey. Featuring all your favorite Hoodslammers cosplaying as characters from 8 bit and up, and a special burlesque performance! Feel free to dress appropriately, Hoodslam’s a fucking party ya’ll.
June 7th, the first Friday of June! It’s a special day as we are graced with the presence of former WWE US and Tag Team Champion, the first ever IWGP Intercontinental Champion, featured on CNN, host of his own podcast and TEDxTalk Presenter MVP! War is hell…
The 2nd Friday of every month is Hoodslam’s sister company , GUILTY LETHAL ACTION MAYHEM! Every GLAM is hosted by the Link to the Future Anton Voorhees and possibly one day a female co host who doesn’t cancel last minute on us for the UMF time. Also, from the 5th dimension, live music by THE Oinga Boinga! Last event we saw this mysterious figure emerge from the Sun and Moon Door. Trish Adora, after visiting the other side, has warned all of us to never open the door again. However, Heather Monroe is the current keeper of the Sun Key AND the Moon Key… and last month after a debate over What is Real with the Infamous Lady K she realized for the first time ever that she DOES believer! What happens June 14th? IDONTKNOWWWWWWWWW
For some odd reason this GLAM will also feature former WCW Superstar Kaz Hayashi!
JUNE 21st! Remember Jet Grind Radio on dreamcast? Man that was a cool game. The art, the music. Really fresh stuff. Anyway, this show isn’t about that. We just liked the art style for our poster. It’s gonna be wrestling. Maybe the best wrestling ever. It is the date of the Hoodslam equinox, the mid point by which we catch first glimpse of the meandering melancholy whimsy of gods destined but desireless to define our destiny. Cool game, though.
june 28th…. oh you just wait.
JULY 5TH ITS #AMERICA MOTHER FUCKERS SHARTZI FUCKING BUTTFART IS COMING BACK TO EAT YOUR SPICY NUTS AND VOMIT BLOOD IN A BUCKET FOR 3 HOURS LIVE WHILE CRY SINGING THE STAR SPANGLED BANNER AND MAKING HOWLING NOISES CUZ AMERICA BITCHES GETSUM BE PROUD AND BE FREE
Go to our event brite, buy tickets to all of them, k thanx bye forever
We’re gonna try and do a good job of letting you know when you can see us OUTSIDE of our own bubble. Here’s some upcoming friendlies!
Bar Wrestling is like our so cal cousin – they look kinda like us, so we think they’re attractive. Regularly featuring a ton of talent that you probably recognize from your television boxes and internet holes, this night is a tribute to the Undead! Featuring Su Yung, Brian Cage, Scorpio Sky, Jeff Cobb, Joey Ryan, a ton of other great talent and even our own safety and sanitation official, NURSE RATCHET!
She’ll be teaming with the ever impressive DOOM FLY to take on Heather Monroe, Professional Peter Avalon and the radical Ray Rosas! …they don’t actually call him radical, we just like to illiterate… he is pretty radical though. Buy tickets online for $25, OR WAIT TILL ITS $40 AT THE DOOR… shit, we should do that…
November 3rd! It’s Cactus League Wrestling in Arizona! You can see a bunch of names, and Broseph Joe Brody! I..uh… didn’t really get any other information about it.
Nov 4th in Fresno, its Best of the West Wrestling TV Taping! Hosted by AJ Kirsch (that guy Bro hangs out with i think) and also featuring a host of Hoodslam familiars such as Royce Isaacs, Steven Tresario and FunnyBone! You might see a few other recognizables under different names… kayfabe.
On November 9th at THE NILE in Mesa, Arizona is Party Hard Wrestling’s “Raising Charizona”! That’s a reference to a dope Nicholas Cage Movie, if you didn’t catch it…
ON THIS DAY, you’ll see clearly that DARK Sheik and the recently triumphantly returnedly returned Cereal Man! Unfortunately, they’ll be against each other in the same match…along with 4 other competitors! Maybe they’ll be smart enough to team up a little…
Party Hard Wrestling is on all the socials, they’ve even got a neat idea of a Golden Fannypack… it’s actually how we heard about’em! All fair in love and wrestling, especially if ya book us!
NOVEMBER 10TH, the Hoodslam x KAIJU ATTACK talent exchange continues! Not only will you be seeing Eric Priest and Mike Mathews return to Oakland on November 2nd, but we’ll be returning the favor on November 10th when Anton Voorhees challenges for their Championship Title against both of them!
Ya gotta imagine that’s gonna make their travel together the week before awkward, right? Like, “yah, road trip, can’t wait to get home and beat you up!”.
Speaking of awkward travel arrangements, coming with Anton Voorhees is NURSE RATCHET! She’s busy in November… you’d think she’d be busier in October?… anywhatzit, she’ll be bringing her bodybag cross country to take on Arc Williams! She impressed all the the Hoodslammers who visited Chicago last time when she teamed with El Chupacabra in place of an injured Shotzi Blackheart. But now she’s on the otherside of the syringe!
We’re a bunch more places. We’ll try and keep ya in the loop! Wanna see us in your town? Send a line to hoodslam@gmail.com and we’ll see what goo squeezes out.
8 years of Hoodslam have come and gone, and it’s never been more on a poppin’…
HD highlights courtesy of Mark Johnston resonate through the hallows of memory. Though not featured here, none could forget the end of that night when PONG made his return to Hoodslam after a lengthy absence, and won the 30 Entity Rumble to claim the vacant Golden Gig!
Also: Virgil Flynn III and El Chupacabra advanced to the final round of the SkyDreamers Miracle Ecstasy Double Chaos Redondo of Blood Round-Robin Intergalactic Tag Team Championship Tournament! They await the winners of Ryu and Ken v DARK Sheik and a Mystery Partner (A temporary replacement for the rest of The CAUTION ) in Reno the 28th to see who they’ll face in the finals November 4th, first friday in Oakland.
We also saw the debut of Ricky Vendetta from Fight Club Finland, a bloody brawl between Referee Guido and Johnny Drinko Butabi AND the debut of King of Dong Style Joey Ryan vs Christina von Eerie!
The full event is online at our Hoodslammery YouTube Channel; for 1.99 a month you can see every Hoodslam we film!
Along with the incredible Whiskey Sirens performing some inappropriately wicked burlesque for you to feast upon, we’ll be bringing you top notch mortal combat! Looks weird without a K huh? Well, that’s how it’s actually spelled!
YouTube sensation and local good buddy Z-Man BRIAN ZANE will call the action along with Johnny Drinko Butabi! Come in Halloween garb and view these, and other, terrific matches!
The King of Dong Style and YouPorn sensation Joey ryan makes his Hoodslam debut Friday October 7th! This southern California based grappler has wrestled on national Television, been featured on sportscenter, traveled the globe – all the while swinging opponents by his Penis.
No stranger to intergender struggles, Joey Ryan has personally requested a female opponent for his Oakland arrival – and Hoodslam has obliged in a big way; The Patron Saint of Filth Christina Von Eerie will step up at Fuck the Fans VII to challenge the baby oiled assailant Joey Ryan in mortal combat!
Will Christina fight the tide of Dong? Or will the Era of sleaze begin in Oakland? And how will both these participants involvement reflect upon the 30 Entity Rumble for the Gold Gig?
Hoodslam: Battle Royal of Supremacy – Total Eclipse of the Hood
Friday, August 5, 2016
Oakland Metro Opera House
Oakland, CA
Paid attendance: 739
Live commentary by “Broseph” Joe Brody.
Tonight’s musical guest was Skidmark Walhberg.
1. Top of the SkyDreamers Miracle Ecstasy Double Chaos Redondo of Blood Round-Robin Intergalactic Tag Team Championship Tournament match: Ken & Ryu def. James C and Juice Lee.
2. Fatal Four-Way match for the Golden Gig: Anton Voorhees (formerly known as “The Hero of HIGHrule Link,” representing The CAUTION, with DARK Sheik and “The Talent” Ean Hancement), Johnny “Drinko” Butabi (representing the Knights of the Roxbury, with Anthony Butabi), and Shotzi Blakkheartt (representing the New U, with “Bonus Boy” Bobby Burgerhands and Coach Joey Nuggs) def. Drugz Bunny. Since all three challengers pinned the champion at the same time, all three challengers claimed to be the rightful winner of the Golden Gig. Hoodslam Señor Official El Sparko secured the Golden Gig and left the ringside area with it. As of now, there is no Golden Gig champion.
3. Top of the SkyDreamers Miracle Ecstasy Double Chaos Redondo of Blood Round-Robin Intergalactic Tag Team Championship Tournament match: The Stoner Brothers (Rick-Scott Stoner and Scott-Rick Stoner) def. the aliens, now known as Troof and Anomaly (accompanied by Drucilla).
4. Top of the SkyDreamers Miracle Ecstasy Double Chaos Redondo of Blood Round-Robin Intergalactic Tag Team Championship Tournament match: DARK Sheik and “The Talent” Ean Hancement (representing The CAUTION, accompanied by Anton Voorhees) def. the West Side Playaz 2099 (Boyce in da Hood and Vanilla Icebox). Immediately after the match, the CAUTION broke the arm of Hoodslam Señor Official, El Sparko, for refusing to award the Golden Gig to Anton Voorhees earlier in the evening.
5. Cereal Man def. “Ultragirl” Brittany Wonder. After the match, Brittany Wonder offered to shake Cereal Man’s hand. Cereal Man reluctantly accepted, and was immediately attacked by the returning Doc Atrocity, with whom Brittany Wonder has joined forces.
6. Top of the SkyDreamers Miracle Ecstasy Double Chaos Redondo of Blood Round-Robin Intergalactic Tag Team Championship Tournament match: Virgil Flynn III and “The Mexican Werewolf” El Chupacabra def. The Knights of the Roxbury (Johnny “Drinko” Butabi and Anthony Butabi).
7. Otis the Gimp def. “The Russian Lover” Zangev.
8. Battle Royal of Supremacy – the winner of this over-the-top rope battle royal wins complete control of Fuck the Fans VII on Friday, October 7, Hoodslam’s biggest show of the fall. Referee Guido def. Drugz Bunny, DARK Sheik, Anton Voorhees, “The Talent” Ean Hancement, Johnny “Drinko” Butabi, Anthony Butabi, Misty von Eerie, “Bonus Boy” Bobby Burgerhands, Shotzi Blakkheartt, Rick-Scott Stoner, “The Russian Lover” Zangev, Boyce in da Hood, Cereal Man, the Peeled Banana, and Sexy Chino.
You can watch a live stream of every first Friday show, along with every other Hoodslam ever recorded, by subscribing to the Hoodslam YouTube channel for $1.99/month (includes free two week trial). Search “Hoodslammery” on YouTube.
Hoodslam runs at the Oakland Metro Opera House every first Friday and will return on Friday, Friday, September 2 for Fanarchy Rulz.
Follow Hoodslam on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and YouTube, all @hoodslam.
Got pics or vids from the show? Post them with #hoodslam.
Hoodslam is a 21+ event. DON’T BRING YOUR FUCKING KIDS!
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Friday, May 21, 2016
Cargo at the Whitney Peak Hotel
Reno, NV
Paid attendance: 145
Live commentary by “Broseph” Joe Brody.
Musical guest: Nevada Wolfsack.
1. Coach Nuggs Challenge: Coach Joey Nuggs (with “Bonus Boy” Bobby Burgerhands, representing The New U) def. “The Russian Lover” Zangief.
2. Three-Way Dance tag team match: Ken & Ryu def. James C. & Juice Lee, and The Stoner Brothers (Rick-Scott Stoner and Scott-Rick Stoner).
3. “The Mexican Werewolf” El Chupacabra def. Crotte Rhodes.
4. Four-way elimination match: Virgil Flynn III def. Johnny “Drinko” Butabi, DARK Sheik, and “Bonus Boy” Bobby Burgerhands (with Coach Joey Nuggs, representing The New U).
5. Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks: “Ultragirl” Brittany Wonder (champion) def. Anthony Butabi.
6. Golden Gig: Drugz Bunny (champion) def. “Big Ugly” J.D. Bishop.
You can see a live stream of every first Friday show, along with every other Hoodslam ever recorded, by subscribing to the Hoodslam YouTube channel for $1.99/month (includes free two week trial). Search “Hoodslammery” on YouTube.
Hoodslam will start running at the Cargo in Reno quarterly. Hoodslam also runs at the Oakland Metro Opera House every first Friday and will return on Friday, June 3, and again the following weekend on Saturday, June 11.
Follow Hoodslam on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and YouTube, all @hoodslam.
Got pics or vids from the show? Post them with #hoodslam.
Hoodslam is a 21+ event. DON’T BRING YOUR FUCKING KIDS!
www.BirdsWillFall.com
Hoodslam – Super MUSCLE Bomb Exploder 2016: Dawn of BustasFriday, May 6
Oakland Metro Opera House
Oakland, CA
Live commentary by “Broseph” Joe Brody.
Musical guest: Purple Stain feat. The Artist Formerly Known as Mary Jane Lawless
1. Three-Way Dance Tag Team match (whomever scores the decision advances to number one contender gauntlet match): Ken and Ryu def. The Caution (DARK Sheik and “The Talent” Ean Hancement) and The Knights of the Roxbury (Johnny “Drinko” Butabi and Anthony Butabi). Both Ken and Ryu made a simultaneous pin, resulting in both competitors advancing to the number one contender gauntlet match.
2. Number one contender gauntlet match: “The Hero of HIGHrule” Link def. Cobra Kai Corey Kreese, Bruiser Brody Adams, the PB&J Banana, “The Patron Saint of Filth” Christina von Eerie, Super Kratos 2099, Ken, and Ryu to earn the right to face Drugz Bunny for the Golden Gig in the main event.
3. James C. and Juice Lee def. “The Mexican Werewolf” El Chupacabra and Virgil Flynn III.
4. Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks: “Ultragirl” Brittany Wonder (champion) def. “The Russian Lover” Zangief to retain.
5. “The Dark Noche” Bat Manuel def. Cereal Man.
6. Tag team grudge match: The Stoner Brothers (Rick-Scott Stoner and Scott-Rick Stoner) def. The New U (“Bonus Boy” Bobby Burgerhands and Shotzi Blakk Heartt, with Coach Joey Nuggs) to earn five minutes alone in the ring with Coach Nuggs, who was subsequently dismantled by the Stoner Brothers.
7. Golden Gig: Drugz Bunny (champion) def. “The Hero of HIGHrule” Link to retain.
You can see a live stream of every first Friday show, along with every other Hoodslam ever recorded, by subscribing to the Hoodslam YouTube channel for $1.99/month (includes free two week trial). Search “Hoodslammery” on YouTube.
Hoodslam runs at the Oakland Metro Opera House every first Friday and will return on Friday, June 3. You can also catch Hoodslam at Cargo in Reno, NV on Saturday, May 21.
Follow Hoodslam on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and YouTube, all @hoodslam.
Got pics or vids from the show? Post them with #hoodslam.
Hoodslam is a 21+ event. DON’T BRING YOUR FUCKING KIDS!
www.BirdsWillFall.com
