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Boyz in the Hoodslam 4 on smartmarkvideo.com/hoodslam

You can download our July 18 show – “Boyz in the Hoodslam 4” at smartmarkvideo.com/hoodslam for $9.99!

1. Cereal-Man vs Prawn Cena

2. Nightcrawler & Big Poppa Smurf (with Smurfette) vs. Fred Flintstoner and Quailman

3. Virgil Flynn the III vs Anthony Butabi in a Top of the Skydreamers Miracle Exstacy Cup Match

4. The Riddler, Poison Ivy, and The Joker vs The Tick, Arthur, and Spider-Man with Bat Manuel and American Maid

5. El Chupacabra vs Link in a Top of the Skydreamers Miracle Exstacy Cup Match

6. Ryu vs Jonathan Butabi in a Top of the Skydreamers Miracle Exstacy Cup Match

7. Fucking Obese Nerdy Gamer (with Pissed off Nerdy Gamer) and Jesus Kruze vs Juiced Lee and Drugz Bunny

8. James C vs Brian Kendrick in a Top of the Skydreamers Miracle Exstacy Cup Match

Watch all of our past events on smartmarkvideo.com/hoodslam!

1. Cereal-Man vs Prawn Cena

2. Nightcrawler & Big Poppa Smurf (with Smurfette) vs. Fred Flintstoner and Quailman

3. Virgil Flynn the III vs Anthony Butabi in a Top of the Skydreamers Miracle Exstacy Cup Match
4. The Riddler, Poison Ivy, and The Joker vs The Tick, Arthur, and Spider-Man with Bat Manuel and American Maid
5. El Chupacabra vs Link in a Top of the Skydreamers Miracle Exstacy Cup Match
6. Ryu vs Jonathan Butabi in a Top of the Skydreamers Miracle Exstacy Cup Match
7. Fucking Obese Nerdy Gamer (with Pissed off Nerdy Gamer) and Jesus Kruze vs Juiced Lee and Drugz Bunny
8. James C vs Brian Kendrick in a Top of the Skydreamers Miracle Exstacy Cup Match

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HOODSLAM July 18, 2014 “Boyz n the Hoodslam 4” – Oakland, CA – See more at: http://www.smartmarkvideo.com/hoodslam/hoodslam-july-18-2014-boyz-n-the-hoodslam-4-oakland-ca-download.html#sthash.ukAJe8Bc.dpuf
HOODSLAM July 18, 2014 “Boyz n the Hoodslam 4” – Oakland, CA – See more at: http://www.smartmarkvideo.com/hoodslam/hoodslam-july-18-2014-boyz-n-the-hoodslam-4-oakland-ca-download.html#sthash.ukAJe8Bc.dpuf
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Hoodslam: Battle Royal of Supremacy (August 1, 2014) Results

Hoodslam: Battle Royal of Supremacy Friday, August 1, 2014 Oakland Metro Opera House Oakland, CA Paid attendance: 870

On this night, the Hoodslam Band was known as Semen and Buttfunkle. Live commentary by “Broseph” Joe Brody (WWE Tough Enough’s A.J. Kirsch) and “The Knight of the Roxbury” Jonathan Butabi.

1. A same-sex marriage presided over by Funnybone was interrupted by Zangief. Soon after, Doc Atrocity made the following ten-person tag team match: the team of Funnybone, Drugz Bunny, “Ultragirl” Brittany Wonder, and the Stoner Brothers (Rick-Scott and Scott-Rick, with Coach Joey Nuggs and “Waterboy” Bobby Burgerhands) def. “The Russian Lover” Zangief, “Super Barrio Brother” Jesus Cruz, the Best Athlete in the East Bay F.O.N.G. (F*cking Obese Nerdy Gamer), P.O.N.G. (Pissed Off Nerdy Gamer) and Player 2 P.O.N.G. when Funnybone hit a double-stomp off the top rope onto a crowd-surfing Zangief. Funnybone, who is really an ordained minister, completed the ceremony, and the two were legally married.

2. Top of the Skydreamers Miracle eXstasy Cup round-robin tournament match: Virgil Flynn III def. El Chupacabra with a pair of 450 splashes.

3. Top of the Skydreamers Miracle eXstasy Cup round-robin tournament match: Link def. “The Knight of the Roxbury” Anthony Butabi with the Rupee Cutter.

4. Four-way match for the Golden Gig: Juiced Lee (champion) def. Ken, Cereal Man, and “Laser Focused” Famous B when Lee hit a top-rope moonsault on Ken to retain the Golden Gig.

5. Top of the Skydreamers Miracle eXstasy Cup round-robin tournament match: James C. (with Stony Montana) def. DARK Sheik with the Gang Bang Piledriver.

6. Interspecies Wrestling King of Crazy Championship match: “Dirty Daddy” Chris Dickinson (champion) def. “The Patron Saint of Filth” Christina von Eerie with a standing splash mountain bomb to retain the Interspecies Wrestling King of Crazy Championship.

7. THE Brian Kendrick def. Ryu with an inside cradle on Ryu and Butternuts.

8. MAIN EVENT – Battle Royal of Supremacy (over-the-top-rope battle royal – the winner controls everything about Hoodslam’s biggest show of the fall, “F*ck the Fans V” on Friday, October 3 at the Oakland Metro Opera House): “Broseph” Joe Brody def. Doc Atrocity, Referee Guido, Botchy the Clown, Rick-Scott Stoner, Scott-Rick Stoner, Prince Ali Hussein, Funnybone, Drugz Bunny, “Ultragirl” Brittany Wonder, Link, and “Waterboy” Bobby Burgerhands and Cereal Man.

To see this and previous shows in their entirety, check out www.SmartMarkVideo.com/Hoodslam Hoodslam runs at the Oakland Metro Opera House every first Friday of the month and will return on Friday, September 5 for “Fanarchy Rulz.” Hoodslam will debut in San Francisco on Saturday, August 23 at Z-Space.

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