Hoodslam XLVIII: The Smoklahoma Bowl – The Bridge to Entertania
Friday, February 7, 2014
Oakland Metro Opera House
Oakland, CA
Paid attendance: 842

On this night, the Hoodslam Band was known as the “Seattle Sea Cocks.”

Live commentary by “Broseph” Joe Brody (WWE Tough Enough’s A.J. Kirsch), and the mayor of Hoodslam, El Flaco Loco.

1. The team of DARK Sheik and Juiced Lee def. Team Game Over (PONG [Pissed Off Nerdy Gamer] and FONG [Fucking Obese Nerdy Gamer]) when DARK Sheik hit the Dirty Bomb on FONG to retain the Golden Gig.

2. Drugz Bunny def. “Ultragirl” Brittany Wonder with a jackknife roll-up.

3. The Stoner Brothers (Rick-Scott and Scott-Rick, with Coach Joey Nuggs and Missy High-as-Shit) def. the team of Blanka and Zangief when Rick-Scott Stoner hit a top-rope frog splash on Zangief.

4. Sub-Zero (with Sindel and the debuting Princess Kitana) def. James C with the Lin Kuei uppercut after Princess Kitana distracted James and Sindel stunned him with the sonic scream.

5. Virgil Flynn III def. Bat Manuel with the 450 splash to retain the Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypack.

6. The Knights of the Roxbury (Johnny Drinko Butabi and Anthony Butabi) def. the team of “Broseph” Joe Brody and “The Metalhead Maniac” Sledge when the Butabi brothers hit the Boozeday Device on Broseph.

Special burlesque performance by Alijah Dresden of the Sizzling Sirens Burlesque Experience.

7. “Super Barrio Brother” Jesus Cruz def. Doc Atrocity with a school boy roll up when El Chupacabra distracted Doc.

8. DARK Sheik and Juiced Lee def. Team Hadouken (Street Fighter II’s Ryu and Ken, with Cammy and Cammy’s ass) when DARK Sheik hit the Dirty Bomb on Ryu to retain the Golden Gig.

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Hoodslam runs at the Oakland Metro Opera House every first Friday of the month and will return on Friday, March 7 for Hoodslam – Crossroads to Entertania: The Road to Entertania

Hoodslam is a 21+ event.

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Hoodslam presents the 2013 (yes, 2013) Hoodfighter Tournament – RESULTS

Saturday, January 25, 2014
Victory Warehouse
Oakland, CA
FTFanClub-exclusive show

Live commentary by “Broseph” Joe Brody (WWE Tough Enough’s A.J. Kirsch), featuring guest commentary from the fans at ringside.

1. Hoodfighter Tournament – opening round: Sub Zero w/ Sindel (representing Mortal Kombat) def. Ryu (representing Street Fighter II) with the freeze/uppercut combination when Akuma distracted Ryu. Sub-Zero advances.

2. Hoodfighter Tournament – opening round: DARK Sheik (representing Hoodslam) def. Ken (representing Street Fighter II) with the Shia Crescent.

3. Hoodfighter Tournament – opening round: Bat Manuel (representing Hoodslam) def. Scorpion (representing Mortal Kombat) when Sub-Zero distracted and froze Scorpion.

4. Hoodfighter Tournament – opening round: “Ultragirl” Brittany Wonder (representing Hoodslam) def. Drugz Bunny (representing Hoodslam) with an inside cradle.

5. “The Metalhead Maniac” Sledge def. Buddy Royal with the Death Knell.

6. “Super Barrio Brother” Jesus Cruz def. Anthony Butabi with the Kryptonite Crunch.

7. Hoodfighter Tournament – semi-finals: Bat Manuel (representing Hoodslam) def. DARK Sheik (representing Hoodslam) with a pin-fall counter to the magistral cradle.

8. Hoodfighter Tournament – semi-finals: “Ultragirl” Brittany Wonder (representing Hoodslam) def. Sub-Zero w/Sindel (representing Mortal Kombat) with the Ka-POW when Scorpion hit the “COME HERE” spear and uppercut combo on Sub-Zero.

9. The Stoner Brothers (Rick-Scott and Scott Rick, with Coach Joey Nuggs) def. the team of Virgil Flynn III and Charlie Chalpin with the Rizz Bomb on Charlie Chaplin.

10. Hoodfighter Tournament – final round: Bat Manuel (representing Hoodslam) def. “Ultragirl” Brittany Wonder to become the 2013 Hoodfighter Tournament Champion, earning a shot at Virgil Flynn III’s “Best Athlete in the East Bay” award at Hoodslam: XLVIII – The Smoklahoma Bowl on Friday, February 7 at the Oakland Metro Opera House.

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Hoodslam: “Last Year’s Resolution – The Sequel” results
Friday, January 3, 2014
Oakland, Calif. at Oakland Metro Opera House
Paid attendance: 790

On this night, the Hoodslam Band was known as “Mayoral Erection.”

Live commentary by “Broseph” Joe Brody (WWE Tough Enough’s A.J. Kirsch) and “Master Spliffer.”

(1) Ryu beat Sub-Zero (w/Sindel) with a Hadouken following a beat-down from Scorpion on Sub-Zero.

(2) The Knights of the Roxbury (Johnny Drinko Butabi & Anthony Butabi) beat “Ultragirl” Brittany Wonder & “Super Barrio Brother” Jesus Kruze in a tag team match when the Butabis hit the Boozeday Device on Brittany Wonder.

(3) Ken beat the PB&J Banana, “The Metalhead Maniac” Sledge, Batmanuel, Soundwave, and James C. in an over-the-top-rope/pinfall gauntlet match when Ken hit a Shoryuken to pin James C.

(4) Juiced Lee & “The Psycho Shooter” Drake Younger beat DARK Sheik & Christina Von Eerie in a non-Golden Gig tag team match when Drake Younger hit the Drake’s Landing on DARK Sheik.

(5) Drugz Bunny beat “Broseph” Joe Brody with the Stardust Swandive.

(6) Game Over (PONG [Pissed Off Nerdy Gamer] and FONG [F’n Obese Nerdy Gamer]) beat The Stoner Brothers (Rick-Scott Stoner & Scott-Rick Stoner w/Coach Joey Nuggs) in a tag team match when Rick-Scott missed a top-rope splash.

The fans at the Oakland Metro Opera House elected El Flaco Loco the new mayor of Hoodslam. He defeated Doc Atrocity and Shawn Michaels’s Allen.

Special performance by Cat Sweet.

(7) Virgil Flynn III beat “The New Age Punisher” B-Boy to retain the Best Athlete in the East Bay Award. Flynn won with an inside cradle.

[ FYI: This show and previous shows can be viewed in their entirety HERE. Hoodslam runs at the Oakland Metro Opera House every first Friday of the month and will return on Friday, February 7 for “Hoodslam: XLVIII – The Smokelahoma Bowl.” Hoodslam is a 21+ event. ]