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LIVE STREAMING IS NOW A THING!
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Hoodslam & ArnoCorps: Get Your Ass to March 2016 a.k.a. “See You at the Party, Richter!”
Hoodslam & ArnoCorps: Get Your Ass to March 2016 a.k.a. “See You at the Party, Richter!”
Friday, March 4, 2016
Oakland Metro Opera House
Oakland, CA
Paid attendance: 880
Live commentary by “Broseph” Joe Brody, F.O.N.G. (Fucking Obese Nerdy Gamer), and Anthony Butabi.
ArnoCorps played “Terminator” and “Total Recall.”
1. Four-way match: Cereal Man def. YouTube Sensation “The Talent” Ean Hancement, Johnny “Drinko” Butabi and Link “To the Future.”
2. “The Fuckin’ Machine” Brian Cage def. Predatorcabra.
ArnoCorps played “Eraser,” “Commando,” and set a new world record for distance crowd surfed while standing on a guitar case at a professional wrestling show during “I’m Ballsy.”
3. James C. and Juiced Lee (as Arnold Schwarzenegger and Danny DeVito from “Twins”) def. Pooh Jack & “The Super Barrio Brother” Jesus Kruze.
4. Golden Gig: Drugz Bunny (champion) def. DARK Sheik. “Super Barrio Brother” Jesus Kruze attacked Drugz Bunny and told him he was gonna cash in his Kayfabe Memorial Lethal Lottery Battle Bowl Tag Team Tournament Trophy for a match against Drugz Bunny for the Golden Gig in the main event of EnterTania VI.
ArnoCorps played “Pumping Iron,” “You Lack Discipline,” and debuted their newest song, “Mr. Freeze.”
5. Ken & Ryu (with Cammy and Cammy’s Ass), “The Russian Lover” Zangief and Shotzi Blackk Heartt def. Stoner U (Rick-Scott Stoner, Scott-Rick Stoner, Coach Nuggs, and “Waterboy” Bobby Burgerhands). After the match, Coach Nuggs turned on the Stoner Brothers and introduced the world Coach Joey Nuggs, Shotzi Blakk Heartt, and Bobby Burgerhands, now known as “The New U.”
6. Japanese Console War Death Match for the King of Iron Thumbs Tournament championship and a shot at the Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks: P.O.N.G. (Pissed Off Nerdy Gamer) def. “Ultragirl” Brittany Wonder to become number-one contender for the Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks at EnterTania VI.
ArnoCorp closed the show with “Last Action Hero.”
You can see this show, along with every other Hoodslam ever recorded, by subscribing to the Hoodslam YouTube channel for $1.99/month. Search “Hoodslammery” on YouTube.
Hoodslam runs at the Oakland Metro Opera House every first Friday and will return on Friday, April 1 for Hoodslam: EnterTania VI
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Femmed Out: Total DIVAstation Highlights
Brittany Wonder / Shelly Martinez
Hoodslam: Femmed Out – Total DIVAstation Results
Hoodslam: Femmed Out – Total DIVAstation
Friday, February 5, 2016
Oakland Metro Opera House
Oakland, CA
Paid attendance: 857
Live commentary by “Broseph” Joe Brody.
Musical guest: The Chixie Dicks featuring Mary Jane Lawless.
1. P.O.N.G. (Pissed Off Nerdy Gamer, with F.O.N.G. [Fucking Obese Nerdy Gamer], representing Team Game Over) def. Wanda from “In Living Color.”
2. Tag team match: Smokin’ Hot Boobs def. Latina Heat (Lita and Shakira).
3. Gauntlet: Mimi from “The Drew Carey Show” def. “The Blood Thirsty Vixen” Mariah, Dorothy from “The Wizard of Oz,” Leeloo from “The Fifth Element,” and General “Don’t Call Her ‘Princess’” Leia.
4. James C. and Juiced Lee def. “Super Barrio Brother” Jesus Kruze and Dragz Bunny.
5. Sasha Blunts def. Carolina Flair (with Bobby Burgerflair).
6. The Joker and Harley Quinn def. Bat Manuela and Cereal Girl.
7. Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks: “Ultragirl” Brittany Wonder (champion) def. Shelly de la Muerte.
You can see this show, along with every other Hoodslam ever recorded, by subscribing to the Hoodslam YouTube channel for $1.99/month. Search “Hoodslammery” on YouTube.
Hoodslam runs at the Oakland Metro Opera House every first Friday and will return on Friday, March 4 for Hoodslam and ArnoCorps – Get Your Ass to March 2016
Follow Hoodslam on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and YouTube, all @hoodslam.
Got pics or vids from the show? Post them with #Hoodslam
Hoodslam is a 21+ event. DON’T BRING YOUR FUCKING KIDS!
www.BirdsWillFall.com
First Friday of 2016 Highlights
Hoodslam: Battle, Born, Ready…BLUUAAGH!
Friday, January 15, 2016
Cargo
Reno, NV
Paid attendance: 181
Live commentary by “Broseph” Joe Brody.
Tonight’s musical guest was Biggest Little Titty.
1. Six-man tag-team match: Stoner U (The Stoner Brothers [Rick-Scott Stoner and Scott-Rick Stoner] and Coach Joey Nuggs) def. The Knights of the Roxbury (Johnny “Drinko” Butabi and Anthony Butabi) and “Waterboy” Bobby Burgerhands.
2. Ryu def. Ken.
3. “The Dark Noche” Bat Manuel def. DARK Sheik.
4. Juiced Lee (with James C.) def. Virgil Flynn III.
5. Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks: “Ultragirl” Brittany Wonder (champion) def. “The Mexican Werewolf” El Chupacabra.
6. Gauntlet match: Pooh Jack def. Gene Eric, “The Black Cat” Joey Smoke, Eddie Braddock, Stevie T, J.R. Crottos, Hip Hop Harry, and Referee Guido.
7. Golden Gig: Drugz Bunny (champion) def. James C. (with Juiced Lee).
You can see this show, along with every other Hoodslam ever recorded, by subscribing to the Hoodslam YouTube channel for $1.99/month. Search “Hoodslammery” on YouTube.
Hoodslam runs at the Oakland Metro Opera House every first Friday and will return on Friday, February 5 for Hoodslam: Femmed Out – Total Diva-station
Follow Hoodslam on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and YouTube, all @hoodslam.
Got pics or vids from the show? Post them with #Hoodslam
Hoodslam is a 21+ event. DON’T BRING YOUR FUCKING KIDS!
How Stoner Wrestling Became A Global Phenomenon
Loaded Magazine talks with Hoodslam founder DARK Sheik and dives into why and how the accidental phenomenon was born.
Hoodslam: OH, SHIT – First Friday is January 1st Results
Friday, January 1, 2016
New Oakland Metro Opera House
Oakland, CA
Paid attendance: 500
Live commentary by ‘Broseph” Joe Brody and Doc Atrocity.
Tonight’s musical guest was ZZ Cock.
1. Tag team gauntlet: Ken & Ryu def. Bat Manuel & Cereal Man, The Knights of the Roxbury (Johnny “Drinko” Butabi & Anthony Butabi), DARK Sheik & “The Talent” Ean Hancement, and the Stoner Brothers (Rick-Scott Stoner & Scott-Rick Stoner, with Coach Joey Nuggs).
2. Triple Threat match: “The Mexican Werewolf” El Chupacabra def. Virgil Flynn III and “The Russian Lover” Zangief.
3. Jucied Lee (with James C.) def. “The Hero of HIGHrule” Link.
4. “Super Barrio Brother” Jesus Kruze def. James C. (with Juiced Lee).
5. Golden Gig: Drugz Bunny (champion) def. Manimal.
6. Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks: “Ultragirl” Brittany Wonder (champion) def. P.O.N.G. (Pissed Off Nerdy Gamer with F.O.N.G. [Fucking Obese Nerdy Gamer]).
You can see this show, along with every other Hoodslam ever recorded, by subscribing to the Hoodslam YouTube channel for $1.99/month. Search “Hoodslammery” on YouTube. Hoodslam runs at the Oakland Metro Opera House every first Friday and will return on Friday, February 5 for Hoodslam: Femmed Out. Hoodslam takes the show on the road to Reno, NV at the Cargo on Friday, January 15. Follow Hoodslam on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and YouTube, all @hoodslam.
Got pics or vids from the show? Post them with #Hoodslam
Hoodslam is a 21+ event. DON’T BRING YOUR FUCKING KIDS!