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Hoodslam: Entertania V., April 3, 2015

Friday, April 3, 2015
Oakland Metro Opera House
Oakland, CA
Paid attendance: sold out

Tonight’s musical guest was Jackson Off Five

Live commentary by “Broseph” Joe Brody, and “The Center of Controversy” Trina Michaels.

1. Kayfabe Memorial Lethal Lottery Battle Bowl Tag Team Tournament match: FONG (Fucking Obese Nerdy Gamer) and “The Pumpkin Queen” Sage Sin Supreme def. Ken (with Cammy and Cammy’s Ass) and Virgil Flynn III to advance to the Kayfabe Lethal Lottery Battle Bowl later in the evening.

2. Kayfabe Memorial Super Cross-faded High Five Challenge Battle Bowl Tag Team Tournament match: The Knights of the Roxbury (Johnny “Drinko” Butabi and Anthony Butabi, with “The Center of Controversy” Trina Michaels) def. The Stoner Brothers (Rick-Scott Stoner and Scott-Rick Stoner, with Coach Joey Nuggs, Missy Hyasshit and “Waterboy” Bobby Burgerhands) to advance to the Kayfabe Lethal Lottery Battle Bowl later in the evening.

3. “Super Barrio Brother” Jesus Kruze def. Hoodslam’s original gangsta Pooh Jack.

4. Six-person Kayfabe Memorial Lethal Lottery Battle Bowl Tag Team match: Missy Hyasshit, Ean Hancement & “The Patron Saint of Filth” Christina von Eerie def. DARK Sheik, Marty McFlux, & Sub Zero (with Sindel) to advance to the Kayfabe Lethal Lottery Battle Bowl later in the evening.

5. Japanese Console War Death Match of Doom for the Undisputed Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks: PONG (Pissed Off Nerdy Gamer) def. “The Hero of HIGHrule” Link to retain the Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks.

6. Eight-person Kayfabe Memorial Lethal Lottery Battle Bowl Tag Team Tournament match: “Ultragirl” Brittany Wonder, Doc Atrocity, Juiced Lee & Camera Guy def. Cereal Man, “The Russian Lover” Zangev, Sasha T-1,000 & Charlie Chaplin to advance to the Kayfabe Lethal Lottery Battle Bowl later in the evening.

7. THE Brian Kendrick def. Butternuts after Kendrick slit Butternuts’ throat and ripped his head off. Referee El Sparko ruled that Butternuts could no longer continue and awarded the match to Kendrick.

8. Kayfabe Memorial Lethal Lottery Battle Bowl: Missy Hyasshit def. FONG (Fucking Obese Nerdy Gamer), “The Pumpkin Queen” Sage Sin Supreme, Anthony Butabi, Johnny “Drinko” Butabi, “The Patron Saint of Filth” Christina von Eerie, Ean Hancement, Doc Atrocity, “Ultragirl” Brittany Wonder, Juiced Lee, and Camera Guy to win the Kayfabe Memorial Lethal Lotter Battle Bowl Tag Team Tournament trophy, which can be cashed in for any kind of match against any Hoodslammer at any time for any prize.

9. Golden Gig Championship: Drugz Bunny def. James C. to become the new Golden Gig Champion.

To see this show and previous shows in their entirety, check out www.SmartMarkVideo.com/Hoodslam

Hoodslam runs at the Oakland Metro Opera House every first Friday of the month and will return on Friday, May 1.

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ENTERTANIA V. TONIGHT!

Here’s how EnterTania IV went down on Saturday night last week, setting the stage for EnterTania V, Hoodslam’s five-year anniversary show, tonight!

 

I hope you’re ready for some action packed action!

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Entertania III: Passing Lane

“The Dark Noche” BatManuel vs THE Brian Kendrick

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 The Stoner Bros vs The Butabi Bros in a “Contract Signing Match”

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Tremendous Investigation Inc.

Our friends over at Inter Species Wrestling said that they were gonna send out 2 of their finest competitors to compete at Hoodslam’s 3 day event. Get ready for the team of Dan Barry and Bill Carr, the ISW Tag Team Champions… See them defend their titles Friday March 27th at the Oakland Metro Opera House against……. heck, we don’t even know!

COME AND FIND OUT

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“Mexican Werewolf” El Chupacabra vs The 300 lb Manimal vs “Vampire Warrior” Gangrel

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Jesus Kruze takes on fan favorite Drugz Bunny

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Entertania II, III, and IV Special Guests

Butternuts

‪Hoodslam‬’s faithful steed will be appearing at ‪Entertania‬ II, III, IV and BEYOND!!!

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Charlie Chaplin

After touring around the world and spreading the gospel of ‪‎Hoodslam‬, he has returned just in time for ‪Entertania‬. Catch him all 3 nights at the Oakland Metro Operahouse.

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Gracing the ‪Hoodslam‬ stage is former XPW valet and voluptuous beauty in her own right…………
TRINA MICHAELS!

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Sonny Onoo

The man who managed Ultimo Dragon to 9 simultaneous championships! He was the leader of Team Japan at Starcade! He refereed fn Jim Duggan v. Meng at Uncensored 95! And Friday March 27th, Hoodslam has arranged for the international martial arts and wrestling icon SONNY ONOO to join our own Broseph Joe Brody on commentary! Hoodslam goes international, and we learn how to FTF in two languages!

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Mustafa Saed

ECW Alumni and tag partner to ‪‎Hoodslam‬ resident Pooh Jack, the “Original Gangsta” Mustafa Saed! What day(s) will he be there you ask? Just come to all the ‪Entertania‬s this weekend so you won’t miss him

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International star and all around great gal, Christina Von Eerie

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From the deep sticks of Bowie County in Northeast Texas………….
The 300 lbs MANIMAL!!!

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Entertania II: Turning Lane (aka FTF Access)

Thursday March 26th in Oakland, California at Hoodslam‬ – Entertania II Turning Lane (AKA FTF ACCESS)

James C vs Gangrel
For the most prestigious prize in all the land……………
The Golden Gig!

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The 2014 Top of the Skydreamers Miracle eXtacy Cup winner, The “Mexican Werewolf” El Chupacabra takes on the unpredictable TWICE dead and from the future……. DARK Sheik!

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THE Brian Kendrick vs Scorpion

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More madness will take place on Thursday March 26th at Hoodslam Entertania II as “Street Fighter” Ken takes on the 1920’s coke addicted bunny, Drugz Bunny!

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ENTERTANIA

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We’re just a few days away from 3 straight nights of fucking the fans!

Thursday March 26

Zoopy Monsters & Hoodslam: Entertania II – Turning Lane (aka FTF access)

Thursday night our FTFanclub members get in free! Not a member, yet? There’s still time to join the club! Just follow this link and sign up to get in to Entertania II for free, plus lots of other super exclusive super awesome perks!

Friday March 27

Hoodslam: Entertania III – Passing Lane

Saturday March 28

Hoodslam: Entertania IV – Lois Lane

Get Your Ass to March review on Punknews.org

As “G.I. Bro” rushed out into the wrestling ring, it was clear that it was going to be an unusual night at Oakland’s Metro Opera House on March 6, 2015. The first collaboration between Austria-Californian rockers Arnocorps and Hoodslam, the Bay Area’s most prominent professional wrestling league, had a packed house drawing audiences from both the punk and wrestling word. Wasting little time, G.I. Bro, a muscled-up fratboy with a bedazzled hat hyped the crowd by getting them to chant Arnocorps’ name all while pouring shots of booze down the throats of attendees.

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Arnocrops took the stage, each in camos, each wearing aviators, and each smoking a stogie. Frontman Holzfeuer leaped into the wreslting ring, delivered a short sermon about the bands background (they are fighting against “Austro-ploitation by playing heavy metal songs about ancient Austrian legends), and then the band ripped into a three song set. Arnocorps’ recordings are pretty wild, what with their tales of fighting Predators and Terminators and warlords, but their live show is on another level. Holzfeuer climbed in and out of the ring, up on the ropes, and shouted out battle cries as the band kicked out tunes equally influenced by thrash metal and NWOBH. Frankly, the music combined with visuals combined with the songs about killing aliens really is something to behold.

Read more at Punknews.org.