HOODSLAM 3 YEAR ANNIVERSARY: “I’ll ALWAYS Know What You Did Last Hoodslam”

Friday, April 5, 2013

Oakland Metro Opera House

Oakland, CA

Estimated paid attendance: 800+

“I’ll ALWAYS Know What You Did Last Hoodslam,” features ECW Original Mustafa Saed, the “Warlord of Weird” Sinn Bohdi, WWE Tough Enough’s A.J. Kirsch, and the crowning of the Katt Williams Memorial Lethal Lottery Tag Team Tournament Battlebowl Championship. The winner will receive the coveted Katt Williams Memorial Trophy, which symbolizes the meteoric plummet of one career, to be sacrificed for the projection of another. The winner can use it at any Hoodslam to challenge any Hoodslammer in any type of match.

On this night, the Hoodslam Band was known as “Grape Dungeon.” Live commentary by “Broseph” Joe Brody (WWE Tough Enough’s A.J. Kirsch) and Doc Atrocity.

1. Eight-Man Lethal Lottery Battlebowl Qualifier: Johnny Drinko Butabi/Anthony Butabi/Gorilla Vinny Butabi/Balki Butabi def. Blanka/Grandmaster G/Otis the Gimp/Johnny Cage when Balki Butabi hit an elbow drop off the top rope on Johnny Cage.

2. Three-Corner Lethal Lottery Battlebowl Qualifier: James C. (with Stoney Montana)/“The Mexican Werewolf” El Chupacabra (with Courtney Crimson and Doc Atrocity) def the teams of “Rock Legend Scum” Adam Thornstowe/Drugz Bunny and “The Super Barrio Brother” Jesus Cruz/”Warlord of Weird” Sinn Bodhi when James C. hit the Gang Bang on Drugz Bunny.

3. Triple Threat Match: Ryu def. Ken and Vega (with Kammy) when Ryu hit a fireman’s carry slam on Ken.

4. Super Mutant Red Rhino 2099 def. Ryu in Doc Atrocity’s Super Mutant Red Rhino Arcade Challenge.

5. Four-Corner Lethal Lottery Battlebowl Qualifier:(the two surviving teams advance) DARK Sheik (with D FAUST)/Juiced Lee and Virgil Flynn III/Jolly Green Giant def. E. Honda/”Ultra-Girl” Brittany Wonder and “Broseph” Joe Brody/”The Russian Lover” Zangief. Zangief eliminated the team of E. Honda and Brittany Wonder when E. Honda accidentally hit his teammate with a charging headbutt and Zangief scored the pinfall. The team of “Broseph” Joe Brody and Zangief were eliminated when Virgil Flynn III hit a 450 splash on Zangief off of the 7-foot-tall Jolly Green Giant’s shoulders.

6. The Golden Gig Championship Match: The Stoner Brothers (Rick-Scott and Scott-Rick) def. Pooh Jack/ECW Original Mustafa Saed when the Stoner Brothers hit the Rizz Bomb on Pooh Jack with Pooh Jack stuffed inside a garbage can.

7. Katt Williams Memorial Battlebowl Championship Battle Royal: Virgil Flynn III def. Jolly Green Giant, DARK Sheik, Juiced Lee, James C, Johnny Drinko Butabi, Anthony Butabi, Gorilla Vinny Butabi, Balki Butbi, and “The Mexican Werewolf” El Chupacabra to win the Katt Williams Memorial Trophy and the right to challenge any Hoodslammer at any Hoodslam in any type of match.

Hoodslam results from the Coliseum –

“Goodslam – Friends Till Forever (AKA Finish the Fight)”
4/1/2013
1-6pm
Attendance – 55’000+ (top THAT)

1. Brittany Wonder def Akuma
2. “The Super Bario Brother” Jesus Kruze def Levi Shapiro with help from Butternuts
3. Ryu def DARK Sheik w/D FAUST
4. Stoner Bros (Scott Rick and Rick Scott Stoner) def Knights of the Roxbury (Anthony and Johnny Drinko Butabi) to retain the Golden Gig
5. Lucha Magnifico def Prawn Cena
6, Knights of the Roxbury, Ryu, Jesus Kruze and Brittany Wonder def Stoner Bros, Levi Shapiro, DARK Sheik (w/ D FAUST) and DARK Butternuts in a 5 on 5 elimination match

commit to memory. Expect a quiz.

Hoodslam 33 1/3
March 1, 2013
Oakland, CA

attendance: 570+
This month, the Hoodslam Band was known as Trouser Snakes on a Plane.

Live commentary by “KG” Kevin Gill and “Broseph” Joe Brody (WWE Tough Enough’s A.J. Kirsch)

1. Virgil Flynn def Grandmaster G with a 450 splash.

2. Super Hashtag BFF Connect Friends (Bat Shelly [Martinez] and Super Amber [O’Neil] with Robin [Danielle Marinez] def Zangief and Blanka with Cammy (accompanied by Cammy’s ass) with a facebuster.

3. Planet Rock (Boom Box and B-Boy with Soundwave) def The James Gang (James and Drugs Bunny) with a frogsplash.

4. Super Red Rhino 2099 Challenge: Super Red Rhino 2099 remained undefeated in the Super Red Rhino 2099 challenge def Anthony Butabi with a Super Gore 2099.

5. Dark Sheik (with D. Faust) vs Juiced Lee turned into Dark Sheik and Juiced Lee vs. The Stoner Brothers:Rick-Scott and Scott-Rick (The Golden Gig Co-Holders) saw the Stoner Brothers hit the Rizz Bomb on Dark Sheik and retained the Golden Gig.

6. RYU/El Chupacabra/Ultragirl Brittany Wonder def Otis the Gimp/Sexy Chino/Ken Masterz

7. Paul London def Johnny Drinko Butabi with a Shooting Star Press.

Feb. 1 2013 at the Oakland Metro, Oakland, Ca
Attendance: 700+

1. JUICED Lee d. Super Tiger (w/The Panther Party – Grand Master G, Mr
Hoodslam II, and Rasta Mysterio). Post match, the Panther Party
attacked JUICED Lee, but Pooh Jack came to his assistance and two
fended off the group.

2. Scorpion d. Johnny Cage in a match enhanced by Game Genie

3. The James Gang (James, Drugs Bunny & Stoney Montana) w/ Cammy d.
Team CAPCOM (E. Honda, Zangief & Blanka)

4. DARK Sheik w/ D. Faust successfully defended his East Bay Express
Best Athlete Award against Virgil Flynn III, El Chupacabra, Otis the
Gimp, Gorilla Vinny Butabi, Ultragirl Brittany Wonder and Butternuts
in a 15 minute Scramble. Post match, DARK Sheik retired the Award.

5. Planet Rock (B-Boy & Boombox) w/Shockwave d. Shotokan Dojo (Ryu &
Ken) w/ Cammy.

6. Super Red Rhino 2099 w/ Doc Atrocity, Nurse Servo Destructo & his
Killer Clowns from Outer-Oaktown d. Johnny DRINKO Butabi in Doc
Atrocity’s Super Red Rhino 2099 Arcade Challenge

7. Golden Gig Champions Stoner Bros. (Rick-Scott & Scott-Rick) d.
Freak Squad (Dom Vitalli & Gabriel Gallo) to retain the Gig

Sideshow performance by the lovely and seductive Francine Dead!

8.Main Event: Drake Younger d. Anthony Butabi in a Hardcore Deathmatch

HOODSLAM FTF AND LOATHING IN LAS VEGAS
01/26/2013
Future Stars of Wrestling Arena
Live Commentary by Juggalo Championship Wrestling’s “OG” Kevin Gill and Broseph Joe Brody.
Live Music by Cesars Phallus
Attendance 105

1. Sexy Chino and Crash Test Cody defeated The Poppers (Remy Marcell and Mike Da-light w/J-Noise)
2. Otis the Gimp defeated Ultragirl Brittany Wonder
3. Sagat won the LV Video Game Gauntlet by outlasting Hitman, Lil Mac, Akuma, Mega Man, and Zangief
4. Virgil Flynn III defeated DARK Sheik w/D. Faust
5. The James Gang (James, Drugz Bunny, Hitman, and Smacky Chan) defeated The Knights of the Roxbury (Johnny Drinko Butabi, Anthony Butabi, Gorilla Vinny Butabi, and Cousin Balki Butabi)
6. Super Red Rhino 2099 w/Doc Atrocity and El Chupacabra defeated Sagat
7. Golden Gig Champions The Stoner Brothers (Rik Scott Stoner and Scott Rik Stoner) successfully defended in a fourway tag featuring “The Super BFF Connection” (Bat-Shelly Martinez and Super-Amber O Neal), “Silent But Deadly” (Jean Pierre and Charlie Chaplin), and “The Shotokan Dojo” (Ryu and Ken)
– D. Faust heated up the room with a seductively evil 15+ minute burlesque act which received a huge ovation!
8. Main Event: JUICED Lee defeated El Chupacabra w/Doc Atrocity and Courtney Crimson

HOODSLAM ESCAPE TO LA
01/25/2013
Brian Kendricks School of Wrestling (Aka Pappy Pineda Promotions Dome)
Live Commentary by JCW’s “OG” Kevin Gill and Broseph Joe Brody
Live Music by Blow J Simpson
Attendance 130

1. Drugz Bunny (of the James Gang) defeated Otis the Gimp after Hitman subdued the referee, changed clothes with him, and counted the pinfall for his stablemate.
2. RYU appeared to win the LA Invitational Video Game Rumble (outlasting Zangief, Blanka, Eddie Gordo, Akuma, Hitman, Donkey Kong, and Lil Mac), until Super Red Rhino 2099 entered as a surprise last entrant and eliminated him.
3. DARK Sheik w/D. Faust defeated Virgil Flynn III
4. Bat-Shelly Martinez/Super-Amber O’Neal/Sexy Chino/JUICED Lee defeated Joker/Ultra-Catgirl Brittany Wonder/Super Red Rhino 2099/Doc Atrocity
5. Anthony Butabi defeated Johnny Drinko Butabi in a Falls Count Anywhere Spicy Doritos Deathmatch
6. Brian Kendrick defeated El Chupacabra w/Courtney Crimson and Doc Atrocity
7. JUICED Lee defeated James w/The James Gang (Drugz Bunny and Hitman)
8. Main Event: Golden Gig Champions The Stoner Brothers (Scott Rik Stoner and Rik Scott Stoner) successfully defended against Planet Rock (B-Boy and Boombox, w/Soundwave)
– Displayed Labors Sideshow (Chi-Kitty Baker, Courtney Crimson, Twitch, and Kat Sweet) closed out the night with their bizarre freakshow style sideshow presentation.