Hoodslam: EnterTania Results
April 4, 2014
Oakland, Calif. at the Oakland Metro Opera House
Paid attendance: 990

On this night, the Hoodslam Band was known as Mr. T…Bag.

Live commentary by “Broseph” Joe Brody (WWE Tough Enough’s A.J. Kirsch), and the returning “KG” Kevin Gill.

(1) Dixie Carter Memorial Lethal Lottery Battle Bowl Tournament tag team match: Ken & P.O.N.G. (Pissed Off Nerdy Gamer) beat PB&J Banana & Lucha Magnifico when Ken hit a Hadouken/Shoryuken combo on the PB&J Banana.

(2) Dixie Carter Memorial Lethal Lottery Battle Bowl Tournament tag team match: Bat Manuel & James C. (w/Stoney Montana) beat “Broseph” Joe Brody & Charlie Chaplin when Bat Manuel hit a Gore on Brody.

(3) Best Athlete in the East Bay Award: Virgil Flynn III beat Drugz Bunny with a 450-splash followed by the Cannonball senton to retain.

(4) Dixie Carter Memorial Lethal Lottery Battle Bowl Tournament tag team match: El Chupacabra (w/Courtney Crimson) & Big Van Faber beat “Ultragirl” Brittany Wonder & “The Russian Lover” Zangief when El Chupacabra hit the “Adios” on Brittany Wonder after Zangief left the ringside area.

(5) Loser Leaves Hoodslam for 90 Days: Doc Atrocity (w/U.S.A. – United Sideshows and Atrocities) beat the Mayor of Hoodslam El Flaco Loco with a schoolboy roll-up after blinding him with zombie sauce.

(6) Dixie Carter Memorial Lethal Lottery Battle Bowl Tournament four-way tag team match: the teams of Johnny Drinko Butabi & Rick Scott Stoner and Ryu & Scott Rick Stoner beat the teams of FONG (F’n Obese Nerdy Gamer) & Prawn Cena and Anthony Butabi & “Super Bario Brother” Jesus Cruz, which immediately led into…

(7) The Dixie Carter Memorial Lethal Lottery Battle Bowl: James C. (with Stoney Montana) beat Ken, PONG, Bat Manuel, El Chupacabra, Big Van Faber, Johnny Drinko Butabi, Rick Scott Stoner, Ryu, and Scott Rick Stoner to win the Dixie Carter Memorial Lethal Lottery Battle Bowl Tournament trophy, and the right to face any Hoodslammer at any event in any type of match over the next year.

(8) Golden Gig Championship: Juiced Lee (co-holder of the Golden Gig) beat DARK Sheik (co-holder of the Golden Gig) with a top-rope moonsault to become the undisputed Golden Gig Champion.

Hoodslam Show Results
“Crossroads of Destiny – The Road to EnterTania”
Friday, March 7, 2014
Oakland, Calif. at the Oakland Metro Opera House
Paid attendance: 1,042

On this night, the Hoodslam Band was known as “The American Cream” Dusty Loads.

Live commentary by “Broseph” Joe Brody (WWE Tough Enough’s A.J. Kirsch), and the mayor of Hoodslam, El Flaco Loco.

(1) EL Chupacabra (w/Courtney Crimson) beat Drake Younger with the Adios powerbomb.

(2) Shelly Martinez (as “Bat Shelly,” w/Robin) & Bat Manuel beat Moshpit Mike & “Superhero” Kevin Douglas, Sexy Chino & Rocky Piñasco, Ken & Ryu, and Team GAME OVER (Pissed Off Nerdy Gamer & F’n Obese Nerdy Gamer) in a tag-team elimination gauntlet match.

(3) Sub-Zero (w/Queen Sindel and Princess Kitana) beat Zangief with the freeze/Lin Kuei uppercut combo after Sindel stunned Zangief with the sonic scream.

(4) The Stoner Brothers (Rick-Scott & Scott-Rick w/Coach Joey Nuggs and Missy High-as-S—) beat Manimal & Soundwave in a Smoklahoma Iron Lung Challenge.

(5) Drugz Bunny beat “Ultragirl” Brittany Wonder with the Coke Slam in the final of a best-of-three series to become the number one contender for the Best Athlete in the East Bay Award at EnterTania.

(6) DARK Sheik & Juiced Lee beat The Knights of the Roxbury (Johnny Drinko Butabi & Anthony Butabi) when Juiced Lee hit a springboard moonsault on Anthony Butabi to retain the Golden Gig. Immediately following the match, Mayor Flaco signed DARK Sheik vs. Juiced Lee for the Golden Gig as the main event at EnterTania.

(7) Virgil Flynn III beat James C. with the 450 splash to retain the Best Athlete in the East Bay award. As a result, Virgil Flynn III will defend his Best Athlete in the East Bay award against Drugz Bunny at EnterTania.

(8) El Flaco Loco & El Chupacabra & El Futurecabra beat United Sideshows and Atrocities (Doc Atrocity & Super Mutant Red Rhino 2099 & Big Van Faber) in a six-man tag match when El Flaco Loco pinned Doc Atrocity with a magistral cradle.

Following the match, Flaco challenged Doc Atrocity to a Loser Leaves Town match at EnterTania. Atrocity accepted.

– To see this and previous shows in their entirety, CLICK HERE.

– FYI: Hoodslam is a 21+ event and runs at the Oakland Metro Opera House every first Friday of the month and will return on St. Patrick’s Day (Monday, March 17) for Monday Night Hoodslam: Raw is St. Patrick’s Day. This leads into Hoodslam’s four-year anniversary show at the Oakland Metro Opera House on Friday, April 4 when Hoodslam presents EnterTania.

Hoodslam XLVIII: The Smoklahoma Bowl – The Bridge to Entertania
Friday, February 7, 2014
Oakland Metro Opera House
Oakland, CA
Paid attendance: 842

On this night, the Hoodslam Band was known as the “Seattle Sea Cocks.”

Live commentary by “Broseph” Joe Brody (WWE Tough Enough’s A.J. Kirsch), and the mayor of Hoodslam, El Flaco Loco.

1. The team of DARK Sheik and Juiced Lee def. Team Game Over (PONG [Pissed Off Nerdy Gamer] and FONG [Fucking Obese Nerdy Gamer]) when DARK Sheik hit the Dirty Bomb on FONG to retain the Golden Gig.

2. Drugz Bunny def. “Ultragirl” Brittany Wonder with a jackknife roll-up.

3. The Stoner Brothers (Rick-Scott and Scott-Rick, with Coach Joey Nuggs and Missy High-as-Shit) def. the team of Blanka and Zangief when Rick-Scott Stoner hit a top-rope frog splash on Zangief.

4. Sub-Zero (with Sindel and the debuting Princess Kitana) def. James C with the Lin Kuei uppercut after Princess Kitana distracted James and Sindel stunned him with the sonic scream.

5. Virgil Flynn III def. Bat Manuel with the 450 splash to retain the Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypack.

6. The Knights of the Roxbury (Johnny Drinko Butabi and Anthony Butabi) def. the team of “Broseph” Joe Brody and “The Metalhead Maniac” Sledge when the Butabi brothers hit the Boozeday Device on Broseph.

Special burlesque performance by Alijah Dresden of the Sizzling Sirens Burlesque Experience.

7. “Super Barrio Brother” Jesus Cruz def. Doc Atrocity with a school boy roll up when El Chupacabra distracted Doc.

8. DARK Sheik and Juiced Lee def. Team Hadouken (Street Fighter II’s Ryu and Ken, with Cammy and Cammy’s ass) when DARK Sheik hit the Dirty Bomb on Ryu to retain the Golden Gig.

To see this and previous shows in their entirety, check out www.SmartMarkVideo.com/Hoodslam

Hoodslam runs at the Oakland Metro Opera House every first Friday of the month and will return on Friday, March 7 for Hoodslam – Crossroads to Entertania: The Road to Entertania

Hoodslam is a 21+ event.

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Hoodslam presents the 2013 (yes, 2013) Hoodfighter Tournament – RESULTS

Saturday, January 25, 2014
Victory Warehouse
Oakland, CA
FTFanClub-exclusive show

Live commentary by “Broseph” Joe Brody (WWE Tough Enough’s A.J. Kirsch), featuring guest commentary from the fans at ringside.

1. Hoodfighter Tournament – opening round: Sub Zero w/ Sindel (representing Mortal Kombat) def. Ryu (representing Street Fighter II) with the freeze/uppercut combination when Akuma distracted Ryu. Sub-Zero advances.

2. Hoodfighter Tournament – opening round: DARK Sheik (representing Hoodslam) def. Ken (representing Street Fighter II) with the Shia Crescent.

3. Hoodfighter Tournament – opening round: Bat Manuel (representing Hoodslam) def. Scorpion (representing Mortal Kombat) when Sub-Zero distracted and froze Scorpion.

4. Hoodfighter Tournament – opening round: “Ultragirl” Brittany Wonder (representing Hoodslam) def. Drugz Bunny (representing Hoodslam) with an inside cradle.

5. “The Metalhead Maniac” Sledge def. Buddy Royal with the Death Knell.

6. “Super Barrio Brother” Jesus Cruz def. Anthony Butabi with the Kryptonite Crunch.

7. Hoodfighter Tournament – semi-finals: Bat Manuel (representing Hoodslam) def. DARK Sheik (representing Hoodslam) with a pin-fall counter to the magistral cradle.

8. Hoodfighter Tournament – semi-finals: “Ultragirl” Brittany Wonder (representing Hoodslam) def. Sub-Zero w/Sindel (representing Mortal Kombat) with the Ka-POW when Scorpion hit the “COME HERE” spear and uppercut combo on Sub-Zero.

9. The Stoner Brothers (Rick-Scott and Scott Rick, with Coach Joey Nuggs) def. the team of Virgil Flynn III and Charlie Chalpin with the Rizz Bomb on Charlie Chaplin.

10. Hoodfighter Tournament – final round: Bat Manuel (representing Hoodslam) def. “Ultragirl” Brittany Wonder to become the 2013 Hoodfighter Tournament Champion, earning a shot at Virgil Flynn III’s “Best Athlete in the East Bay” award at Hoodslam: XLVIII – The Smoklahoma Bowl on Friday, February 7 at the Oakland Metro Opera House.

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Hoodslam: “Last Year’s Resolution – The Sequel” results
Friday, January 3, 2014
Oakland, Calif. at Oakland Metro Opera House
Paid attendance: 790

On this night, the Hoodslam Band was known as “Mayoral Erection.”

Live commentary by “Broseph” Joe Brody (WWE Tough Enough’s A.J. Kirsch) and “Master Spliffer.”

(1) Ryu beat Sub-Zero (w/Sindel) with a Hadouken following a beat-down from Scorpion on Sub-Zero.

(2) The Knights of the Roxbury (Johnny Drinko Butabi & Anthony Butabi) beat “Ultragirl” Brittany Wonder & “Super Barrio Brother” Jesus Kruze in a tag team match when the Butabis hit the Boozeday Device on Brittany Wonder.

(3) Ken beat the PB&J Banana, “The Metalhead Maniac” Sledge, Batmanuel, Soundwave, and James C. in an over-the-top-rope/pinfall gauntlet match when Ken hit a Shoryuken to pin James C.

(4) Juiced Lee & “The Psycho Shooter” Drake Younger beat DARK Sheik & Christina Von Eerie in a non-Golden Gig tag team match when Drake Younger hit the Drake’s Landing on DARK Sheik.

(5) Drugz Bunny beat “Broseph” Joe Brody with the Stardust Swandive.

(6) Game Over (PONG [Pissed Off Nerdy Gamer] and FONG [F’n Obese Nerdy Gamer]) beat The Stoner Brothers (Rick-Scott Stoner & Scott-Rick Stoner w/Coach Joey Nuggs) in a tag team match when Rick-Scott missed a top-rope splash.

The fans at the Oakland Metro Opera House elected El Flaco Loco the new mayor of Hoodslam. He defeated Doc Atrocity and Shawn Michaels’s Allen.

Special performance by Cat Sweet.

(7) Virgil Flynn III beat “The New Age Punisher” B-Boy to retain the Best Athlete in the East Bay Award. Flynn won with an inside cradle.

[ FYI: This show and previous shows can be viewed in their entirety HERE. Hoodslam runs at the Oakland Metro Opera House every first Friday of the month and will return on Friday, February 7 for “Hoodslam: XLVIII – The Smokelahoma Bowl.” Hoodslam is a 21+ event. ]