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Hoodslam‬: The Impetus of Ephialtes RESULTS

Friday, June 5, 2015
Oakland Metro Operahouse
Oakland, CA
Paid attendance: 838

Tonight’s musical guest was Squirt Cobain.

Live commentary by “Broseph” Joe Brody, Doc Atrocity, and Inspector Johnny Drinko Butabi.

1. DARK Sheik def. Virgil Flynn III.

2. Hog Dog vs. Banana Challenge: Hot Dog, Juiced Lee, “Super Barrio Brother” Jesus Kruze & James C def. The PB&J Banana, Ken (with Cammy and Cammy’s Ass), Marty McFLux, and “The Dark Noche” Bat Manuel.

3. “The Talent” Ean Hancement def. Mikko Maestro, who made his Hoodslam debut representing Fight Club Finland Pro Wrestling.

4. Best Athlete in the East Bay Award: Team GAME OVER (Pissed Off Nerdy Gamer “PONG” and Fucking Obese Nerdy Gamer “FONG”) def. Super Cereal (“Ultragirl” Brittany Wonder and Cereal Man) to retain the Best Athlete in the East Bay Award.

5. THE Brian Kendrick def. Otis the Gimp.

6. Coach Joey Nuggs def. “Waterboy” Bobby Burgerhands and Cheerleader Missy Hyasshit.

7. Anthony Butabi (with “Inspector” Johnny Drinko Butabi) def. “The Metal-head Maniac” Sledge.

8. Golden Gig: Drugz Bunny def. Sub-Zero (with Queen Sindel) to retain the Golden Gig.

9. Impromptu three-minute challenge: “Ultragirl” Brittany Wonder def. FONG to win the undisputed Best Athlete in the East Bay Award.

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Hoodslam: Drinko de Mayo – Idle Fancies Results

Friday, May 1, 2015
Oakland Metro Opera House
Oakland, CA
Paid attendance: 780

Tonight’s musical guest was Limp Seabizkit.

Live commentary by “Broseph” Joe Brody.

1. Six-person tag team match: Johnny “The Kid” Kai, Candylicker the Pirate and Manimal def. Chuey Martinez, Moshpit Mike, and “The Russian Lover” Zangiev.

2. Four-way match, winner to be named number-one contender for the Golden Gig: Sub-Zero (with Sindel) def. Ken (with Cammy and Cammy’s Ass), Juiced Lee, and “The Mexican Werewolf” El Chupacabra (with Courtney Crimson).

3. Intergalactic Cyborg Death Match: “The OG Scumdog of the Universe” Techno Destructo (with “Space Dom” Bryce Wild) def. Doc Animosty (with Botchy the Clown disguised as QuasiServo).

4. The Knights of the Roxbury (Anthony Butabi and Johnny “Drinko” Butabi) def. DARK Sheik and Marty McFlux.

5. James C. def. Ean Hancement.

6. Team GAME OVER (Pissed Off Nerdy Gamer [PONG] and Fucking Obese Nerdy Gamer [FONG], the co-holders of the Best Athlete in the East Bay Award) and “Super Barrio Brother” Jesus Cruz def. Cereal Man, “The Dark Noche” Bat Manuel, and “Ultragirl” Brittany Wonder.

7. Golden Gig Championship: Drugz Bunny def. Virgil Flynn III to retain the Golden Gig.

8. Tag team match: THE Brian Kendrick and Paul London def. The Stoner Brothers (Rick-Scott and Scott-Rick, with Coach Joey Nuggs, Cheerleader Missy Hyasshit, and “Waterboy” Bobby Burgerhands).

To see this show and previous shows in their entirety, search “Hoodslammery” on YouTube.

Hoodslam runs at the Oakland Metro Opera House every first Friday of the month and will return on Friday, May 22 for a special mid-month comedy/wrestling show featuring stand-up from “The Whole Fucking Show” Rob Van Dam. Hoodslam will also be back at the Oakland Metro on Friday, June 5.

Hoodslam is a 21+ event. DON’T BRING YOUR FUCKING KIDS!

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Hoodslam: Entertania V., April 3, 2015

Friday, April 3, 2015
Oakland Metro Opera House
Oakland, CA
Paid attendance: sold out

Tonight’s musical guest was Jackson Off Five

Live commentary by “Broseph” Joe Brody, and “The Center of Controversy” Trina Michaels.

1. Kayfabe Memorial Lethal Lottery Battle Bowl Tag Team Tournament match: FONG (Fucking Obese Nerdy Gamer) and “The Pumpkin Queen” Sage Sin Supreme def. Ken (with Cammy and Cammy’s Ass) and Virgil Flynn III to advance to the Kayfabe Lethal Lottery Battle Bowl later in the evening.

2. Kayfabe Memorial Super Cross-faded High Five Challenge Battle Bowl Tag Team Tournament match: The Knights of the Roxbury (Johnny “Drinko” Butabi and Anthony Butabi, with “The Center of Controversy” Trina Michaels) def. The Stoner Brothers (Rick-Scott Stoner and Scott-Rick Stoner, with Coach Joey Nuggs, Missy Hyasshit and “Waterboy” Bobby Burgerhands) to advance to the Kayfabe Lethal Lottery Battle Bowl later in the evening.

3. “Super Barrio Brother” Jesus Kruze def. Hoodslam’s original gangsta Pooh Jack.

4. Six-person Kayfabe Memorial Lethal Lottery Battle Bowl Tag Team match: Missy Hyasshit, Ean Hancement & “The Patron Saint of Filth” Christina von Eerie def. DARK Sheik, Marty McFlux, & Sub Zero (with Sindel) to advance to the Kayfabe Lethal Lottery Battle Bowl later in the evening.

5. Japanese Console War Death Match of Doom for the Undisputed Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks: PONG (Pissed Off Nerdy Gamer) def. “The Hero of HIGHrule” Link to retain the Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks.

6. Eight-person Kayfabe Memorial Lethal Lottery Battle Bowl Tag Team Tournament match: “Ultragirl” Brittany Wonder, Doc Atrocity, Juiced Lee & Camera Guy def. Cereal Man, “The Russian Lover” Zangev, Sasha T-1,000 & Charlie Chaplin to advance to the Kayfabe Lethal Lottery Battle Bowl later in the evening.

7. THE Brian Kendrick def. Butternuts after Kendrick slit Butternuts’ throat and ripped his head off. Referee El Sparko ruled that Butternuts could no longer continue and awarded the match to Kendrick.

8. Kayfabe Memorial Lethal Lottery Battle Bowl: Missy Hyasshit def. FONG (Fucking Obese Nerdy Gamer), “The Pumpkin Queen” Sage Sin Supreme, Anthony Butabi, Johnny “Drinko” Butabi, “The Patron Saint of Filth” Christina von Eerie, Ean Hancement, Doc Atrocity, “Ultragirl” Brittany Wonder, Juiced Lee, and Camera Guy to win the Kayfabe Memorial Lethal Lotter Battle Bowl Tag Team Tournament trophy, which can be cashed in for any kind of match against any Hoodslammer at any time for any prize.

9. Golden Gig Championship: Drugz Bunny def. James C. to become the new Golden Gig Champion.

To see this show and previous shows in their entirety, check out www.SmartMarkVideo.com/Hoodslam

Hoodslam runs at the Oakland Metro Opera House every first Friday of the month and will return on Friday, May 1.

‪#‎Hoodslam‬ is a 21+ event. DON’T BRING YOUR FUCKING KIDS!

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Hoodslam: EnterTania IV – Lois Lane, March 28, 2015

Hoodslam: EnterTania IV – Lois Lane
Saturday, March 28, 2015
Oakland Metro Opera House
Oakland, CA
Paid attendance: 321

Tonight’s musical guest was Triple Nipple.

Live commentary by “Broseph” Joe Brody and “The Center of Controversy” Trina Michaels.

1. Four-way tag team match for the Inter-Species Wrestling Tag Team Championship: Tremendous Investigation Inc. (Det. Dan Berry & Det. Bill Car) def. The Stoner Brothers (Rick-Scott Stoner and Scott-Rick Stoner, with Stoner U), Cereal Man & “Ultragirl” Brittany Wonder, and Evolution (Manimal & the Modern-Day Manimal, with Charlie Chaplin) to win the Inter-Species Wrestling Tag Team Championship.

2. Russia vs. USA grudge match: Prawn Cena def. “The Russian Lover” Zangev.

3. 10-man battle royal: Bill Coldbeer def. VG Allen, Candylicker the Pussy Pirate, Prince Ali Hussein, Big B and Stevie T of Hayward Heat, Johnny Kai, Muscle Cat, “Waterboy” Bobby Burgerhands, and Sexy Chino.

4. Four-corner six-way match: Drugz Bunny def. DARK Sheik, Marty McFlux, Johnny “Drinko” Butabi, Ken, and Bat Manuel.

5. Sub Zero (with Sindel) def. “The American Bad Ass” Scorpion Jesus (with Kitana).

6. Hardcore Rules handicap tornado tag team match: Pooh Jack and Mustafa Saed def. “Super Barrio Brother” Jesus Kruze and Los Naturales (Chuey y Ruben).

7. “The Hero of HIGHrule” Link def. THE Brian Kendrick when Butternuts interfered on Link’s behalf.

8. Four-way match for the Golden Gig: James C. def. “The Vampire Warrior” Gangrel, Doc Atrocity, and Anthony Butabi to become the first-ever three-time Golden Gig champion. This victory made the main event of EnterTania V official: on Friday, April 3, James C. will defend the Golden Gig against the number one contender, and James’ former henchman, Drugz Bunny.

For highlights of EnterTania II and IV, check out this HD slo-mo highlight reel: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBCbkb0wIPI

To see this show and previous shows in their entirety, check out www.SmartMarkVideo.com/Hoodslam

Hoodslam runs at the Oakland Metro Opera House every first Friday of the month and will return on Friday, April 3 for the biggest show of the year, Hoodslam’s five-year anniversary show: EnterTania V.

Hoodslam is a 21+ event. DON’T BRING YOUR FUCKING KIDS!

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Hoodslam: EnterTania III – Turning Lane, March 26, 2015

Hoodslam: EnterTania II – Turning Lane
Thursday, March 26, 2015
Oakland Metro Opera House
Oakland, CA
Paid attendance: 253

Tonight’s musical guest was Zoopy Monsters

Live commentary by Broseph Joe Brody, Trina Michaels, and “the innovator of the selfie” Sonny Oono.

1. Drugz Bunny def. Ken (with Cammy and Cammy’s Ass) with a White Swan Dive off the top rope.

2. Six-man elimination match: Link def. Manimal, Fucking Obese Nerdy Gamer (FONG), Virgil Flynn III, Zangief (and Player 2 Zangief), and Doc Atrocity when Link hit the Rupee Cutter on Manimal.

3. Predator Chupacabra def. DARK Sheik with an Adios Powerbomb off the second rope.

4. Six-man tag team match: The Knights of the Roxbury (Johnny “Drinko” Butabi, Anthony Butabi, and cousin “Party Animal” Belushi Butabi) def. “Super Barrio Brother” Jesus Cruz and Los Naturales (Chuy and Ruben) when “Drinko” and Anthony hit a double Roxbury Bottom.

5. Scorpiundertaker Jesus def. THE Brian Kendrick (with Kendrick’s bodyguard) when Kendrick attempted to block Scorpion’s spear with Butternuts. Butternuts then hit Kendrick with the Butternuts Nut Buster. Scorpion covered Kendrick to score the pinfall.

6. Stoner U open challenge: The team of Sexy Chino & Charlie Chaplin def. The Stoner Bros (Rick-Scott Stoner & Scott-Rick Stoner, with Coach Joey Nuggs and “Waterboy” Bobby Burgerhands) and the team of Cereal Man & “Ultragirl” Brittany Wonder.

7. Juiced Lee (with Sonny Oono) def. “New Age Punisher” B-Boy when Juiced Lee hit a top-rope moonsault for the pinfall, following the distraction from Sonny Oono.

8. Golden Gig championship: “Vampire Warrior” Gangrel def. James C. (with Stony Montana) with the Impaler DDT to become the new Golden Gig champion.

To see this show and previous shows in their entirety, check out www.SmartMarkVideo.com/Hoodslam

Hoodslam runs at the Oakland Metro Opera House every first Friday of the month and will return for a triple shot the last weekend of March: Thursday, March 26, Friday, March 27, and Saturday, March 28, all of which lead up to Hoodslam’s biggest show of the year on Friday, April 3: EnterTania V.

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Hoodslam: FEMMED OUT – Drag Me To Hell February 6, 2015

Hoodslam: FEMMED OUT – Drag Me To Hell
Friday, February 6, 2015
Oakland Metro Operahouse
Oakland, CA
Paid attendance: Sold out

Tonight’s musical guest was Oinga Boinga.

Live commentary by Marilyn MonBROe, Doc Atrociti, Joani Drinko Butabi and Bat Shelly.

1. Golden Gig Championship: Juiced Lee (champion) def. THE Brian Kendrick with a moonsault off the top rope to retain the Golden Gig.

2. Mike Awesome Tribute Suicide Six-Way Clusterfuck Challenge (winner becomes the number one contender for the Golden Gig at the next Hoodslam on Friday, March 6): Bratt Manuel def. James C., “Super Barrio Brother” Jesus Kruze, Mia Wallace, Sonya Blade, and “Ultramanuel” Battney Wonder when Bratt Manuel hit the Butt of Doom on James C.

3. Immediately following the previous match, Juiced Lee came out and challenged Bratt Manuel to a match for the Golden Gig to take place at that very moment. Bratt accepted. Juiced Lee def. Bratt Manuel with a moonsault off the top rope to retain the Golden Gig, leaving the number one contender spot for the Golden Gig on Friday, March 6 vacant.

4. Varsity Jacket Tag Team match: the Stoner Brothers (Rick-Scott and Scott-Rick, with coach Joey Nuggs) def. Team Cheerburger (Cheerleader Missy Hyasshit and Waterboy Bobby Burgerhands) when the Stoner brothers hit the Rizz Bomb on Missy Hyasshit to retain the Varsity Jackets.

Special performance from The Cat Sweet.

5. Four-way tag team match: The Queens of the Roxbury (Joani Drinko Butabi and Antonia Butabi) def. the team of Xena, Warrior Princess and Hercules, the Legendary Hero, the team of Bat Shelly and Storm (with Rogue), and the team of Poison and Scorpion as Cammy (with Cammy’s Ass) when the Queens of the Roxbury hit the Boozeday Device on Poison.

6. Best Athlete in the East Bay co-championship: Sheik (Link dressed as Zelda dressed as Sheik) from Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time def. Fucking Obese Nerdy Gamer with an Iron Boot double stomp to become co-holder of the Best Athlete in the East Bay Award.

7. Doc Atrocity, after endless bitching and moaning, was declared “Miss Hoodslam,” and then suffered a bloodbath while the entire femmed out roster threw tampons at him and chanted “plug it up! Plug it up!” Also, the bouquet of flowers he was holding burst into flames. Weird.

8. Gauntlet match to determine the number one contender at EnterTania: a returning Drugz Bunny def. Pissed Off Nerdy Gamer (PONG), Charlie Chaplin, Sage Sin Supreme, THE Brian Kendrick, Cereal Girl, Doc Atrocity, and Virigl Flynn III when he hit a Coke Slam on Virgil to become the number one contender for the Golden Gig in the main event of EnterTania.

Immediately following the match, Juiced Lee confronted Drugz Bunny and brutally beat him. James C. arrived to pick the bones of Drugz Bunny, but instead, slaughtered Juiced Lee with his Dixie Carter Memorial Lethal Lottery Battle Bowl Tag Team Tournament trophy. James then cashed it in to earn an impromptu no-disqualification match against Juiced Lee for the Golden Gig. James handcuffed Juiced, delivered the Gang Bang on an open steel chair, and pinned Juiced Lee to become the new Golden Gig Champion. Which means, at EnterTania, Hoodslam’s biggest show of the year taking place on Friday, April 3 at the Oakland Metro Opera House, the main event is scheduled to be James C. defending the Golden Gig against his former henchman, Drugz Bunny.

To see this show and previous shows in their entirety, check out www.SmartMarkVideo.com/Hoodslam

Hoodslam runs at the Oakland Metro Opera House every first Friday of the month and will return on Friday, March 6 for Hoodslam: Blood Sugar Sex Gimmik featuring musical guests, ArnoCorps.

Hoodslam is a 21+ event. DON’T BRING YOUR FUCKING KIDS!

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Hoodslam: Winter is Squirting Results Friday, January 2

Hoodslam: Winter is Squirting Results
Friday, January 2
Oakland, Calif. at the Oakland Metro Opera House

Paid attendance was 860. In lieu of the Hoodslam Band’s absence, the guest band was Vaginal Tap. Live commentary by “Broseph” Joe Brody (WWE Tough Enough’s A.J. Kirsch), the former mayor of Hoodslam El Flaco Loco, and celebrating his recent corporate sponsorship, Doc Atrocity referred to himself as Doc McTrocity. Continue reading Hoodslam: Winter is Squirting Results Friday, January 2 →