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2016Results, Results

HoodFigher Tournament Results!

Hoodslam: Hoodfigher Tournament
dive(photo by Bear Z Bub)


Friday, December 2, 2016
Oakland Metro Opera House
Oakland, CA
Paid attendance: 910

Live commentary by “Broseph” Joe Brody and Doc Atrocity.

1. Hoodfigher Tournament opening round match: “The King of Sleaze” Joey Ryan def. Nurse Ratchet.

2. Hoodfigher Tournament opening round match: “The Warlord of Weird” Sinn Bodhi def. Cereal Man.

3. Hoodfigher Tournament opening round match: Pizza Cat (formerly known as Shotzi Blackheart, with “Brutal” Rob Hands and Coach Joey Nuggs) def. “The Russian Lover” Zangev, who announced his retirement from Hoodslam after the match.

4. Hoodfigher Tournament opening round match: Drugz Bunny def. “The Fuckin’ Machine” Brian Cage.

5. Four-Corners Sudden Death Match for the Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks OR the Intergalactic Tag Team Championships (titles only change hands if champions lose the fall): “The Mexican Werewolf” El Chupacabra and Virgil Flynn III (Intergalactic Tag Team champions) def. James. C and a cardboard cutout of JUICE Lee, Ken & Ryu, and The CAUTION (DARK Sheik, and “The Talent” Ean Hancement, with “The Link to the Future” Anton Voorhees). The CAUTION retained the Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks, as they were not involved in the decision.

6. Hoodfigher Tournament semi-finals match: Pizza Cat def. “The Warlord of Weird” Sinn Bodhi.

7. Hoodfigher Tournament semi-finals match: “The King of Sleaze” Joey Ryan def. Drugz Bunny.

8. Triple Threat match for the Golden Gig: Pissed Off Nerdy Gamer (P.O.N.G.) def. “The Link to the Future” Anton Voorhees and Johnny “Drinko” Butabi to retain the Golden Gig.

9. Hoodfigher Tournament finals: Pizza Cat def. “The King of Sleaze” Joey Ryan to become the 2016 Hoodfigher Champion.

You can watch a live stream of every first Friday show, along with every other Hoodslam ever recorded, by subscribing to the Hoodslam YouTube channel for $1.99/month (includes free two week trial). Search “Hoodslammery” on YouTube.

Hoodslam runs at the Oakland Metro Opera House every first Friday of the month and will return on Friday, January 6 for Hoodslam: FIN.

Follow Hoodslam on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and YouTube, all @hoodslam.

Got pics or vids from the show? Post them with #hoodslam.

Hoodslam is a 21+ event. DON’T BRING YOUR FUCKING KIDS!

www.BirdsWillFall.com

2016Results, Results

80s Night Results

Results. Just needs attendance.

 

Hoodslam: 80s for the Ladies – Rock til You Drop, Rock Rock Never Stop

 

Friday, November 18, 2016

Oakland Metro Opera House

Oakland, CA

Paid attendance: 207

 

Live commentary by “Broseph” Joe Brody as Axl BROse and Giant Bomb’s “Dirty” Dan Ryckert as Waluigi wearing a “Terminator” shirt.

 

Tonight’s musical guest was Madonna and Men Without Jimmy Hats.

 

1. Six-entity tag team match: The Princess Bride (Buttercup, the guy from “Robin Hood: Men in Tights” and Andre the Giant) def. Bill & Ted and Alf.

 

2. “The King of Pop” Michael Jackson def. “Weird” Al Yankovic.

 

3. Three-way tag team match: The Blues Brothers (Jake and Elwood) def. Miami Vice (Crockett and Tubbs) and Reading Rambo (Big Rambo and Little Rambo).

 

4. Daniel-San def. Ryu Hayabusa, the Nina Gaiden.

 

Special burlesque performance by JonBenet Butterbuns (https://www.facebook.com/JonBenetButterbuns/?fref=ts)

 

5. Indiana Jones def. She-Ra.

 

6. Scorpion as David Bowie as the Goblin King def. Rick Astley.

 

You can watch a live stream of every first Friday show, along with every Hoodslam ever recorded by subscribing to the Hoodslam YouTube channel for $1.99/month (includes free two-week trial). Search “Hoodslammery” on YouTube.

 

Hoodslam runs at the Oakland Metro Opera House every first Friday of the month and will return on Friday, December 2 for the annual Hoodfighter Tournament https://www.facebook.com/events/248018308916846/.

 

Follow Hoodslam on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and YouTube, all @hoodslam.

 

Got pics or vids from the show? Post them with #hoodslam.

 

Hoodslam is a 21+ event. DON’T BRING YOUR FUCKING KIDS!

 

www.BirdsWillFall.com

2016Results, Results

WALKING PHOENIX RESULTS

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Friday, November 4, 2016

Oakland Metro Opera House

Oakland, CA

Paid attendance: 760

 

Live commentary by “Broseph” Joe Brody.

 

Tonight’s musical guest was Slopdick Murphys.

 

1. Finals of the Top of the SkyDreamers Miracle Ecstacy Cup Double Chaos Redondo of Blood Round-Robin Tournament for the Intergalactic Tag Team Championship: Virgil Flynn III & “The Mexican Werewolf” def. Ken & Ryu to win the 2016 Top of the SkyDreamers Miracle Ecstacy Cup Double Chaos Redondo of Blood Round-Robin Tournament, becoming the new Intergalactic Tag Team Champions.

 

2. Drugz Bunny def. “Brutal” Rob Hands (with Coach Joey Nuggs, representing the New U).

 

3. Fatal Four-Way match to determine the new number one contender for the Golden Gig: “The LINK to the Future” Anton Voorhees (representing The CAUTION [Caution!]) def. James C., “The Russian Lover” Zangiev, and Johnny “Drinko” Butabi to become the number one contender for the Golden Gig, facing Pissed Off Nerdy Gamer (P.O.N.G.) in the main event.

 

4. Four-way tag team match for the Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks: 2/3 of The CAUTION (Caution!) DARK Sheik and “The Talent” Ean Hancement (champions) def. The New U (Coach Joey Nuggs and Shotzi Blackheart), Troof and Conundrum (with Drucilla), and The Stoner Brothers (Rick-Scott Stoner and Scott-Rick Stoner) to retain the Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks.

 

5. Cereal Man def. Brittany Wonder (with Doc Atrocity).

 

6. Golden Gig Championship: Pissed Off Nerdy Gamer (P.O.N.G., champion) def. “The LINK to the Future” Anton Voorhees to retain the Golden Gig.

 

You can watch a live stream of every first Friday show, along with every other Hoodslam ever recorded, by subscribing to the Hoodslam YouTube channel for $1.99/month (includes free two week trial). Search “Hoodslammery” on YouTube.

 

Hoodslam runs at the Oakland Metro Opera House every first Friday of the month and will return on Friday, December 2 for the annual Hoodfighter Tournament https://www.facebook.com/events/248018308916846/. Before that, however, Hoodslam returns to the Oakland Metro Opera House on Friday, November 18 for Hoodslam: 80s All Over – Rock til You Drop, Rock, Rock, Never Stop: https://www.facebook.com/events/1107545562649586/

 

Follow Hoodslam on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and YouTube, all @hoodslam.

 

Got pics or vids from the show? Post them with #hoodslam.

 

Hoodslam is a 21+ event. DON’T BRING YOUR FUCKING KIDS!

 

www.BirdsWillFall.com

2016Results, Results

Results from 10/28 Reno Halloween Hoodslam

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Thank you #RENO and Cargo for hosting our #Hoodslam #Halloween and the 150ish that came to party with us! With Brian Zane and Johnny Butabi on commentary and The Whiskey Sirens providing some mid match raunch, the following went down:

 

The Hoodslam Band was known as Dong of the Dead.

 

1. Nurse Ratchet defeated Christina Von Eerie

2. The Stoner Brothers fought The Rejects to a no contest decision after an interjection by El Chupacabra

3. Virgil Flynn III defeated Joel Killmeister

4. James C defeated El Chupacabra after interference from The Stoner Brothers

5. Coach Nuggs and Brutal Rob Hands defeated the impromptu team of Zangev and Drugz Bunny after Drugz intentionally blinded Zangev with cocaine.

6. Shotokan Dojo Ryu and Ken defeated DARK Sheik and Super Beast to advance to the finals of the Top of the SkyDreamers Miracle eXstacy Cup on November 4th

7. Brittany Wonder defeated Shotzi Blackheart

8. The Rejects , El Chupacabra and Christina Von Eerie defeated the Stoner Brothers, James C and Virgil Flynn III when Chupy pinned Virgil. Post match a brawl erupted, and Pooh Jack emerged with a trash can of weapons, and like the sherif of the fuzzies, cleared the ring of both teams.

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Hoodslam is on YouTube and twitter and stuff. Check it out. Birdswillfall.com is also neat.

 

November 4th is The Walking Phoenix at the Oakland Metro!

 

#ftf ! Gig! Bluaghh!

2016Results

BLOODSLAM RESULTS

fb_img_1477267143955Hoodslam presents BLOODSLAM

 

Saturday, October 22, 2016

Oakland Metro Opera House

Oakland, CA

Paid attendance: 530-something-ish?

 

Live commentary by “Broseph” Joe Brody as JACKED Skellington.

 

Tonight’s musical guest was Ghoul.

 

1. Donnie Drinko def. Big Van J.

 

2. Nurse Ratchet def. Dozer.

 

3. Pogo the Clown and Chucky def. Toby and Big Van J.

 

4. Officer Brittany def. Leatherface.

 

5. Van Helsing and Blade def. The Brood (Edge & Christian)

 

6. Scarecrow def. Stones.

 

7. Donnie Drinko, Toby, Officer Brittany and Officer “Big” Bosman def. Doc Atrocity, Nurse Ratchet, and seven Daelians.

 

8. Donnie Drinko def. Dael Mehl to survive his second consecutive BLOODSLAM.

 

You can watch a live stream of every first Friday show, along with every other Hoodslam ever recorded, by subscribing to the Hoodslam YouTube channel for $1.99/month (includes free two week trial). Search “Hoodslammery” on YouTube.

 

Hoodslam runs at the Oakland Metro Opera House every first Friday and will return on Friday, November 4 for Hoodslam: The Walking Phoenix: https://www.facebook.com/events/533713720153354/. Before that, however, Hoodslam returns to Reno, NV for Hoodslam: Bump N’ Grindhouse at Cargo in the Whitney Peak Hotel: https://www.facebook.com/events/187393855016440/

 

Follow Hoodslam on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and YouTube, all @hoodslam.

 

Got pics or vids from the show? Post them with #hoodslam.

 

Hoodslam is a 21+ event. DON’T BRING YOUR FUCKING KIDS!

 

www.BirdsWillFall.com

2016Results

FUCK THE FANS VII RESULTS

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Hoodslam: Fuck the Fans VII

 

Friday, October 7, 2016

Oakland Metro Opera House

Oakland, CA

Paid attendance: 931

 

Live commentary by “Broseph” Joe Brody.

 

Tonight’s musical guest was Smellraiser.

 

1. Top of the SkyDreamers Miracle Ecstasy Double Chaos Redondo of Blood Round-Robin Intergalactic Tag Team Championship Tournament match: Virgil Flynn III and “The Mexican Werewolf” El Chupacabra def. Doc Atrocity and Brittany Wonder. The 10-points Virgil and Chupy earned with that victory secured them a place in the tournament finals.

 

2. Top of the SkyDreamers Miracle Ecstasy Double Chaos Redondo of Blood Round-Robin Intergalactic Tag Team Championship Tournament match: The West Side Playaz 2099 (Boyce in da Hood and Vanilla Icebox) def. The New U (Shotzi Blackheart and Brutal Rob Hands) via forfeit with Shotzi’s knee injury rendering her unable to compete.

 

3. Top of the SkyDreamers Miracle Ecstasy Double Chaos Redondo of Blood Round-Robin Intergalactic Tag Team Championship Tournament match: what was originally scheduled to be DARK Sheik and “The Talent” Ean Hancement (representing The CAUTION [Caution!] accompanied by “The Link to the Future” Anton Voorhees) vs. James C. and Juiced Lee turned into a three-on-three tag team match when “The Finnish Doberman” Ricky Vendetta joined James C. and Juiced Lee and Anton Voorhees joined DARK Sheik and Ean Hancement. The Caution [Caution!] def. James C., Juiced Lee, and “The Finnish Doberman” Ricky Vendetta.

 

4. “The King of Sleaze” Joey Ryan def. “The Patron Saint of Filth” Christina von Eerie.

 

5. Top of the SkyDreamers Miracle Ecstasy Double Chaos Redondo of Blood Round-Robin Intergalactic Tag Team Championship Tournament match: this match was originally scheduled to be The Knights of the Roxbury (Johnny “Drinko” Butabi and Anthony Butabi) vs. The Stoner Brothers (Rick-Scott Stoner and Scott-Rick Stoner). Prior to the match, Referee Guido, who was in charge of this show, made the match a two-on-one handicap match with Johnny “Drinko” Butabi facing the Stoner Brothers alone. The Stoner Brothers def. Johnny “Drinko” Butabi.

 

5. Johnny “Drinko” Butabi def. Referee Guido.

 

6. 30-entity over-the-top-rope battle royal for the Golden Gig: P.O.N.G. (Pissed Off Nerdy Gamer) def. Drugz Bunny, DARK Sheik, “The Talent” Ean Hancement, Rick-Scott Stoner, “The Finnish Doberman” Ricky Vendetta, Ryu, Boyce in da Hood, Doc Atrocity, Scott-Rick Stoner, The Hayward Heat, Virgil Flynn III, Brittany Wonder, The Hayward Heat (again), “The Russian Lover” Zangev, Cereal Man, “The King of Sleaze” Joey Ryan, Vanilla Icebox, Ken, The Hayward Heat (yet again), “The Patron Saint of Filth” Christina von Eerie, Johnny “Drinko” Butabi, Coach Joey Nuggs, “The Link to the Future” Anton Voorhees, “Brutal” Rob Hands (formerly “Bonus Boy” Bobby Burgerhands), Dr. No, Pooh Jack, James C., “The Mexican Werewolf” El Chupacabra, and Scorpiundertaker (with Kitana Fred Durst) to become the new Golden Gig champion.

 

You can watch a live stream of every first Friday show, along with every other Hoodslam ever recorded, by subscribing to the Hoodslam YouTube channel for $1.99/month (includes free two week trial). Search “Hoodslammery” on YouTube.

 

Hoodslam runs at the Oakland Metro Opera House every first Friday and will return on Saturday, October 22 for Hoodslam’s annual Halloween and horror show, BLOODSLAM. https://www.facebook.com/events/293876880962718/

 

Follow Hoodslam on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and YouTube, all @hoodslam.

 

Got pics or vids from the show? Post them with #hoodslam.

 

Hoodslam is a 21+ event. DON’T BRING YOUR FUCKING KIDS!

 

www.BirdsWillFall.com

2016Results, Uncategorized

FOLSOM STREET FAIR RESULTS

fb_img_1474905595437Hoodslam had the honor of performing THERE throbbing sets at the most massive leather and dick festival any of us have ever seen! Here’s how it went down;

Commentary provided by Broseph Joe Brody and Wonder Dave

Set 1:

1. Coach Nuggs defeated Richard Shhhhhnary

2. The Stoner Brothers defeated Hayward Heat

3. PBJ Banana fought Bobby Burgerhands

4. Russian Lover Zangev and Harley Quinn defeated Anthony Butabi and Brittany Wonder

Set 2:

1. Pooh Jack defeated Richard Shhhhhnary

2. Anthony Butabi defeated Russian Lover Zangev

3. Brittany Wonder defeated Harley Quinn

4. The Stoner Brothers defeated Coach Nuggs and Bobby Burgerhands

Set 3:

1. Pooh Jack defeated Rob Banks

2. Anthony Butabi, Brittany Wonder and The Stoner Brothers defeated Zangev, Richard Shhhhhnary, DARK Sheik and Coach Nuggs

 

Photos of the event courtesy of Bear Z Bub can be seen here on fakebucks.

 

See ya next year! Look forward to the hang out with the wang out.

2016Results

Hoodslam: Fanarchy Rules Results

Hoodslam: Fanarchy Rules

Friday, September 2, 2016
Oakland Metro Opera House
Oakland, CA
Paid attendance: 560

Live commentary by “Broseph” Joe Brody.

Tonight’s musical guest was Stalker Texas Stranger.

1. Drugz Bunny def. Paul London.

2. Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks: The CAUTION (DARK Sheik, “The Talent” Ean Hancement, and “The Link to the Future” Anton Voorhees, champions) def. The Hoodslam Band (who, as of earlier today, added Virgil Flynn III on recorder and Misty von Eerie on tambourine).

3. Top of the SkyDreamers Miracle Ecstasy Double Chaos Redondo of Blood Round-Robin Intergalactic Tag Team Championship Tournament match: Ken & Ryu def. The New U (“Bonus Boy” Bobby Burgerhands and Shotzi Blackheart, with Coach Joey Nuggs).

4. Top of the SkyDreamers Miracle Ecstasy Double Chaos Redondo of Blood Round-Robin Intergalactic Tag Team Championship Tournament match: Condundrum and Troof (with Drucilla) def. Johnny “Drinko” Butabi and Anthony Butabi by disqualification, only the second DQ in Hoodslam history. Referee Guido called for the bell after the Butabis used the only two foreign objects that call for an immediate disqualification: baseball bats and water.

5. Top of the SkyDreamers Miracle Ecstasy Double Chaos Redondo of Blood Round-Robin Intergalactic Tag Team Championship Tournament match: James C. and Juice Lee def. The West Side Playaz 2099 (Boyce in da Hood and Vanilla Icebox).

6. Top of the SkyDreamers Miracle Ecstasy Double Chaos Redondo of Blood Round-Robin Intergalactic Tag Team Championship Tournament match: Doc Atrocity and “Ultragirl” Brittany Wonder, already mathematically eliminated from winning the Intergalactic Tag Team Championship, def. The Stoner Brothers (Rick-Scott Stoner and Scott-Rick Stoner) to mathematically eliminate the Stoner Brothers from winning the Intergalactic Tag Team Championship.

7. Lonestar, Barf, and Pogo the Clown def. Phoenix Wright “Ace Attorney,” Nurse Ratchet, and Predatorcabra.

8. Triple Threat Match for the vacant Golden Gig Championship (with special guest referee Drugz Bunny): Drugz Bunny def. “The Link to the Future” Anton Voorhees, Shotzi Blackheart, and Anthony Butabi when Drugz hit a double Cokeslam on Anton Voorhees and Anthony Butabi and counted his own pinfall, thus awarding himself the Golden Gig Championship.

You can watch a live stream of every first Friday show, along with every other Hoodslam ever recorded, by subscribing to the Hoodslam YouTube channel for $1.99/month (includes free two week trial). Search “Hoodslammery” on YouTube.

Hoodslam runs at the Oakland Metro Opera House every first Friday and will return on Friday, October 7 for Hoodslam’s biggest show of the fall, Fuck the Fans VII.

Follow Hoodslam on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and YouTube, all @hoodslam.

Got pics or vids from the show? Post them with #hoodslam.

Hoodslam is a 21+ event. DON’T BRING YOUR FUCKING KIDS!

www.BirdsWillFall.com

2016Results, News

Hoodslam: Battle Royal of Supremacy – Total Eclipse of the Hood results

Hoodslam: Battle Royal of Supremacy – Total Eclipse of the Hood

Friday, August 5, 2016
Oakland Metro Opera House
Oakland, CA
Paid attendance: 739

Live commentary by “Broseph” Joe Brody.

Tonight’s musical guest was Skidmark Walhberg.

1. Top of the SkyDreamers Miracle Ecstasy Double Chaos Redondo of Blood Round-Robin Intergalactic Tag Team Championship Tournament match: Ken & Ryu def. James C and Juice Lee.

2. Fatal Four-Way match for the Golden Gig: Anton Voorhees (formerly known as “The Hero of HIGHrule Link,” representing The CAUTION, with DARK Sheik and “The Talent” Ean Hancement), Johnny “Drinko” Butabi (representing the Knights of the Roxbury, with Anthony Butabi), and Shotzi Blakkheartt (representing the New U, with “Bonus Boy” Bobby Burgerhands and Coach Joey Nuggs) def. Drugz Bunny. Since all three challengers pinned the champion at the same time, all three challengers claimed to be the rightful winner of the Golden Gig. Hoodslam Señor Official El Sparko secured the Golden Gig and left the ringside area with it. As of now, there is no Golden Gig champion.

3. Top of the SkyDreamers Miracle Ecstasy Double Chaos Redondo of Blood Round-Robin Intergalactic Tag Team Championship Tournament match: The Stoner Brothers (Rick-Scott Stoner and Scott-Rick Stoner) def. the aliens, now known as Troof and Anomaly (accompanied by Drucilla).

4. Top of the SkyDreamers Miracle Ecstasy Double Chaos Redondo of Blood Round-Robin Intergalactic Tag Team Championship Tournament match: DARK Sheik and “The Talent” Ean Hancement (representing The CAUTION, accompanied by Anton Voorhees) def. the West Side Playaz 2099 (Boyce in da Hood and Vanilla Icebox). Immediately after the match, the CAUTION broke the arm of Hoodslam Señor Official, El Sparko, for refusing to award the Golden Gig to Anton Voorhees earlier in the evening.

5. Cereal Man def. “Ultragirl” Brittany Wonder. After the match, Brittany Wonder offered to shake Cereal Man’s hand. Cereal Man reluctantly accepted, and was immediately attacked by the returning Doc Atrocity, with whom Brittany Wonder has joined forces.

6. Top of the SkyDreamers Miracle Ecstasy Double Chaos Redondo of Blood Round-Robin Intergalactic Tag Team Championship Tournament match: Virgil Flynn III and “The Mexican Werewolf” El Chupacabra def. The Knights of the Roxbury (Johnny “Drinko” Butabi and Anthony Butabi).

7. Otis the Gimp def. “The Russian Lover” Zangev.

8. Battle Royal of Supremacy – the winner of this over-the-top rope battle royal wins complete control of Fuck the Fans VII on Friday, October 7, Hoodslam’s biggest show of the fall. Referee Guido def. Drugz Bunny, DARK Sheik, Anton Voorhees, “The Talent” Ean Hancement, Johnny “Drinko” Butabi, Anthony Butabi, Misty von Eerie, “Bonus Boy” Bobby Burgerhands, Shotzi Blakkheartt, Rick-Scott Stoner, “The Russian Lover” Zangev, Boyce in da Hood, Cereal Man, the Peeled Banana, and Sexy Chino.

You can watch a live stream of every first Friday show, along with every other Hoodslam ever recorded, by subscribing to the Hoodslam YouTube channel for $1.99/month (includes free two week trial). Search “Hoodslammery” on YouTube.

Hoodslam runs at the Oakland Metro Opera House every first Friday and will return on Friday, Friday, September 2 for Fanarchy Rulz.

Follow Hoodslam on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and YouTube, all @hoodslam.

Got pics or vids from the show? Post them with #hoodslam.

Hoodslam is a 21+ event. DON’T BRING YOUR FUCKING KIDS!

www.BirdsWillFall.com

2016Results

Hoodslam #America 2016 – Free to Freak Results

Friday, July 1, 2016
Oakland Metro Opera House
Oakland, CA
Paid attendance: 652

Live commentary by “Broseph” Joe Brody.

Tonight’s musical guest was Topless Jefferson.

1. Top of the SkyDreamers Miracle Ecstasy Cup Double Chaos Redondo of Blood Round-Robin Intergalactic Tag Team Championship Tournament match: James C. & Juice Lee def. The New U (Shotzi Blackheart and “Bonus Boy” Bobby Burgerhands, with Coach Joey Nuggs) to earn 10 points.

2. BBQ Brawl Independeath Day Death Match: The PB&J Banana def. The Hot Dog Frank Mayer.

3. Top of the SkyDreamers Miracle Ecstasy Cup Double Chaos Redondo of Blood Round-Robin Intergalactic Tag Team Championship Tournament match: The Stoner Brothers (Rick-Scott Stoner and Scott-Rick Stoner) and Virgil Flynn II & “The Mexican Werewolf” El Chupacabra wrestled to a 20-minute time-limit draw. Both teams earned five points.

4. Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks tag-team match: The Caution (CAUTION! DARK Sheik and “The Talent” Ean Hancement, champions) def. Cereal Man and “Ultragirl” Brittany Wonder to retain the Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks due to interference from “The Hero of HIGHrule” Link, who joined DARK Sheik and Ean Hancement as the third member of The Caution (CAUTION!)

5. Six-pack challenge elimination match to become the number one contender for the Golden Gig: “The Dark Noche” Bat Manuel def. Johnny “Drinko” Butabi, Evil Ryu, “The Russian Lover” Zangief, Ken (with Cammy and Cammy’s Ass), and “The Hero of HIGHrule” Link to become the new number one contender for the Golden Gig. Following the match all three thirds of The Caution (CAUTION!) viciously assaulted Bat Manuel.

6. Golden Gig Championship: Anthony Butabi def. “The Rabbit With a Habit” Drugz Bunny to win the Golden Gig. Referee Guido, accidentally blinded by cocaine, counted Drugz Bunny’s shoulders to the mat when Johnny “Drinko” Butabi made the cover on Drugz Bunny. The decision was reversed when Hoodslam Señor Official El Sparko realized that it was not Anthony Butabi who scored the pinfall. The match was restarted and “The Rabbit With a Habit” Drugz Bunny def. Anthony Butabi to retain the Golden Gig.

You can see a live stream of every first Friday show, along with every other Hoodslam ever recorded, by subscribing to the Hoodslam YouTube channel for $1.99/month (includes free two week trial).

Hoodslam runs at the Oakland Metro Opera House every first Friday and will return on Friday, August 5 for Hoodslam: Battle Royal of Supremacy.

Follow Hoodslam on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and YouTube, all @hoodslam.

Got pics or vids from the show? Post them with #hoodslam.

Hoodslam is a 21+ event. DON’T BRING YOUR FUCKING KIDS!

www.BirdsWillFall.com