Music by The Hoodslam Band

Commentary by Broseph Joe Brody (and in spirit Wonder Dave)

1. Brittany Wonder defeated Manny Faberino after a low blow.
2. Nurse Ratchet defeated Berkeley Brawler with “Princess Die”
3. The Stoner Brothers Scott Rick and Rick Scott Stoner defended the Intergalactic Tag Team Championship against the teams of Calvin and Hobbes and Carmen San Diego/Where’s Waldo when they hit Carmen San Diego with the “Rizz Bomb”
4. Coach Joey Nuggs and Brutal Rob Hands defended the Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks against Shotzi Blackheart
5. Richard Shhhnary defeated Silent Assassin Jean Pierre in a Sanctum of Silence Match
6. MegaZord defeated Elvira, Xena, Anton Voorhees, BatManuel and Cornelius in a SyxxPac Challenge after he pinned Xena with a big Leg Drop
7. Glorious Banana defeated Johnny Drinko Butabi and Drugz Bunny when he pinned Drinko with an Oklahoma roll.  Because of a prematch stipulation, Banana gets a shot at PONG for the Golden Gig at Fuck the Fans 8, and Drinko does not.  Had Drugz Bunny won, he would be immune from Johnny Drinko Butabi’s booking at FTF8.  Had Johnny Drinko won, Drugz Bunny would not be allowed to cash in his CM Punk Memorial Trophy at FTF8.  None of that happened, and Drinko can book Drugz in bullshit, Drugz can still cash in anytime, anywhere, against any Hoodslammer, and has stated he WILL cash in at FTF8 to fight for the Golden Gig.

Watch it on twitch, it was amaaaazeballs.

Hoodslam was thrilled to be back at Folsom Street Fair!  Thousands filled the streets to witness burlesque, wrestling, a whole lot of flesh, mostly wang, but all genders on the rainbow ever present and friendly and kinda nude.  We did three sets from noon to five, here’s our results!

All matches had Commentary and kinda music by Broseph Joe Brody and refereed by WIGGLES

1. Richard Shhhnary defeated Shotzi Blackheart
2. The Stoner Brothers Scott Rick and Rick Scott Stoner defeated the Dual Citizens Manny Faberino and Khan Abadi to retain the Intergalactic Tag Team Championship
3. Coach Joey Nuggs defeated Johnya Harding to retain the Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks
4. Brutal Rob Hands defeated Big B and PBJ Banana to retain the Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks

set TWOOOOOO:

1. Big B defeated Johnya Harding and Richard Shhhnary
2. Funnybone defeated Manny Faberino
3. Shotzi Black Heart/Alice in Wonderland/Green Man portraying China defeated The Stoner Brothers and Ean Hancement
4. Coach Joey Nuggs defeated Pooh Jack to retain the Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks

set THREE:

1. Black Widow/The Stoner Brothers/Ean Hancement/Coach Joey Nuggs defeated Richard Shhhnary/Manny Faberino/Johny Harding/Hobbes/Mega Zord in a Survivor Series Elimination Match
2. Brutal Rob Hands defeated Pooh Jack to retain the Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks

Music by the Hoodslam band, Commentary by Broseph Joe Brody, drinks from District 30 Nightclub !

1. Zangev Darevko defeated Manny Faberino with a piledriver
2. Virgil Flynn III defeated Scott Rick Stoner after Ken Masters interfered
3. Ken Masters defeated Rick Scott Stoner after Zangev Darevko interfered

FONG came to the ring, and stated that 10/6/17 event “Fuck The Fans 8” in Oakland would be PONG’s one year anniversary as Golden Gig Champion.  He said he’s aware that Drugz Bunny has been patient with his CM Punk Memorial Trophy – which allows him any match with any Hoodslammer at any event – but knows he’s going to cash it in against PONG for the GIG at FTF8.  He wants Drugz to know that when he does, FONG will be waiting for him.

4. Nurse Ratchet and SuperBeast defeated Brittany Wonder and Killmeister after Killmeister left the ring

Manny Faberino came to the ring and spoke about his teenage depression.  Big B appeared, and told Manny that things get better and dreams come true, and to prove it, he would win the Best Athlete in the East Bay from Brutal Rob or Coach Joey Nuggs, the New U.  The New U said they accept the challenge, but as a handicap match.

5. New U defeated Big B to retain the Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks

6. Richard Shhhnary defeated Referee Guido in a Sanctum of Silence Match

7. Drugz Bunny defeated FONG

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The Hoodslam Band played, including members Tiny Brian and Donkey Show and MJ Lawless for this special occasion.

Commentary was done in “Commentary Roulette” style, so it changed every match.  It included: MJ Lawless and drummer Screaming Eagle Mike OShea, Berkeley Brawler and Richard Shhhnary, Johnny Drinko Butabi, Anton Voorhees, Manny Faberino, Scott Rick Stoner, Big B, Donkey Show and Broseph Joe Brody.

1. Drugz Bunny defeated Berkeley Brawler
2. The Stoner Brothers Scott Rick and Rick  Scott Stoner defeated Hayward Heat Steve Tresario and Big B to retain the Intergalactic  Tag Team Championship
3. Coach Joey Nuggs defeated Cal Jack to retain the Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks
4. Funnybone and Nurse Ratchet defeated El Chupacabra and Brittany Wonder
5. Anton Voorhees defeated Richard Shhhnary
6. Brutal Rob Hands defeated Anthony Butabi, Zangev Darevko and Manny Faberino in a Fatal Fourway to retain the Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks
7. Johnny Drinko Butabi defeated Batmanuel in a “Double or Nothing bar tab match”

Broseph Joe Brody and the Hoodslam Band hosted this bodacious event at the Oakland Metro Operahouse, go watch it free on our twitch…

Stoner U Pre Show –

Batmanuel defeated Shawn Michaels Allen in the Sing of the Ring Opening Round Match with “Ducktales”  (wooo woo)

The Caution (caution) addressed the crowd, stating that they had to publicly let go of the past before they could move on to their future.  They played a lengthy film titled “The Wake of DARK Sheik”, and finally said goodbye to their former partner.

SuperBeast defeated Manny Faberino, at wrestling.

Hoodslam proper:

Johnny Drinko Butabi kicked us off, stating that after winning the Battle Royal of Supremacy last month that he would use his prize of booking Octobers “Fuck the Fans 8” event to his benefit – planning a match with himself vs Golden Gig Champion PONG.  He quickly turned his attention to Drugz Bunny, though, the man/rabbit who holds the CM Punk Memorial Trophy, allowing him a shot at any hoodslammer at any event in any match.  Knowing that this would be an opportune moment for Drugz to cash in, Drinko wanted to make sure he knew he had his eye on him.   Drugz would let Drinko know he knows by coming to the ring for a match.

• Drugz Bunny defeated Johnny Drinko Butabi after a distraction by The Peanut Butter Jelly Banana, who’s apparently pretty sore about being the last one eliminated by Drinko in last months Battle Royal of Supremacy.
• The CAUTION (caution) – Ean Hancement and Anton Voorhees vs Shotokan Dojo – Ryu and Ken Masters best of 5 series finale never happened.  Both teams fought before the bell, Referee Wiggles declared it too chaotic and threw the match out, both teams continued to fight, and finally the Intergalactic Tag Team Champions the Stoner Brothers would attack all 4 men and declare their tag team dominance.
• Virgil Flynn III/Batmanuel/Nurse Ratchet defeated El Chupacabra/Brittany Wonder/FONG (replacing Cereal Man who refused to fight with Batmanuel or team with Brittany Wonder) after Nurse Ratchet stabbed El Chupacabra with a syringe and stole his blood.
• Rick Scott Stoner defeated Joey Ryan after interference from Scott Rick Stoner.  Joey had come to challenge for the Intergalactic Tag Team Championship, but the Stoners did not accept Joey’s statement that his partner was his dick.
• Golden Gig Champion PONG defeated Sinn Bodhi after getting help from his partner in Team Game Over, FONG.  He stated that next month would be his one year anniversary as champion, and fuck you.  Sorta.  I’m paraphrasing.
• Peanut Butter Jelly Banana defeated James C, Cody Devine, Zangev Darevko, Doc Atrocity and Anthony Butabi in a six entity free for all

Best Athletes in the East Bay Coach Joey Nuggs and Brutal Rob Hands issued an open challenge for their Golden Fannypacks

• Coach Joey Nuggs defeated Hip Hop Harry to retain the Golden Fannypacks after Brutal Rob Hands attacked Harry with his own crutches at the opening bell

They would then issue another challenge, resulting in Scott Rick Stoner answering the call

• Brutal Rob Hands defeated Scott Rick Stoner to retain the Golden Fannypacks after Coach Joey Nuggs, Rick Scott Stoner, Ryu, Ken, Ean Hancement and Anton Voorhees interfered

we’re back in Oakland for fuck the fans 8 first Friday in October, and also bloodslam 10/20.  Go, or watch on twitch.  Thanks!

Commentary by Broseph Joe Brody, unplugged music by the Hoodslam band!  As usual, all winners are given an opportunity to remove the Corn Sword from the Stone.  Only the one who is successful will be noted.

The cable under the ring broke.  We went and bought a new one.  In the mean time, Freddy Yip won the first ever open invitational fan fest promo fucktacular, defeating… wiggles?

• Drugz Bunny defeated Big B
• Coach Joey Nuggs defeat Joey Smoak to defend the Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks

Manny Faberino addressed the crowd, saying he was banned from last Knightsen event for not following the stipulation of the match he lost on the first one this summer – if he were to be locked in the U-Haul by Steve the Cock Fighter, he would have to grow a mustache, despite already having one.  This month, he had two and was allowed to participate.

• Link to the Future Anton Voorhees defeated Manny Faberino – Before Anton was given his opportunity to remove the CornSword from the Stone, Manny Faberino attacked him and attempted to unfairly get a free try and the sword.  He was rebuked by Anton Voorhees and Broseph Joe Brody, who locked him in the U-Haul again.
• Peanut Butter Jelly Banana defeated Nurse Ratchet
• Ultra Girl Brittany Wonder defeated Draggin'”The Super Dragon” Dragon.  Its what he wanted to be called.

Best Athlete in the East Bay Brutal Rob Hands said that he would now remove the Corn Sword unopposed, as all participants had performed in the night already.  Just then, the door of the U-Haul opened, and Manny Faberino emereged – however, he had changed into a giant corn.  He claimed to be possessed by the spirit of Cornelius, who came from a dimension of corn people who had a tournament to remove a people sword.  It’s end was the demise of his universe, and he vowed to stop it from happening again.

• Cornelius defeated Brutal Rob Hands in a match NOT for the Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks

Cornelius felt the Corn Sword call to him, and he knew that as long as it stood “…men and women like [Brutal Rob Hands] would attempt to usurp its evil power…”.  Cornelius then SUCCEEDED in removing the Corn Sword from the stone, to witch the crowd erupted into chants of “CORN” – no really.  Cornelius then declared that the felt the Corn Sword begin to taint him, and admitted that it was he who removed the people sword and doomed his universe.  He went on to state that he knew now what must be done, and rejected the corn sword, and stood in its place atop the stone, petrifying into a corn person statue before finally expunging the body of Manny Faberino back to his own consciousness.

Thank you for your sacrifice, Cornelius.

Commentary by Broseph Joe Brody, music by the Hoodslam band:

Brutal Rob Hands and Coach Joey Nuggs defeated Manny Faberino and Big B in an open challenge to defend the Best Athletes in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks

SuperBeast defeated KILLMEISTER after KILLMEISTER left the ring mid match and the referee stopped the bout

Zangev Darevko defeated Nurse Ratchet after she was distracted by Brittany Wonder

Scott Rick Stoner defeated Ken Masters

Rick Scott Stoner defeated Ultragirl Brittany Wonder and Silent Assassin Jean Pierre in a triple threat match after Nurse Ratchet attacked Brittany Wonder

Virgil Flynn III defeated Peanut Butter Jelly Banana in a Falls Count Anywhere match

We’re back every 3rd Monday at District 30 in Sacramento!

Venus Over Mithra

DNA Lounge, San Francisco California

Commentary by Broseph Joe Brody and Wonder Dave, Music by the Hoodslam Band (on this night known as Fister Perfect)

1. Anton Voorhees (w/ his partner in the CAUTION Ean Hancement) defeated Zangev Darevko after Ean Hancement interfered

• The CAUTION then called out Ryu of Shotokan Dojo, who alongside Ken are currently 2-2 in a Tag Team Best of 5 series vs The CAUTION

2. Ryu defeated Ean Hancement

3. Johnny Drinko Butabi defeated PBJ Banana, who wanted revenge on Johnny for eliminating him last at the Battle Royal of Supremacy

4.  Samara defeated Nurse Ratchet after Brittany Wonder distracted Ratchet by stealing her syringe.

5. Super Beast defeated Big B

• Anthony Butabi came to the ring, and surprisingly, James C soon followed.  He talked to Anthony about brotherhood, and friendship, and how it could be stronger than brothers. This angered the Stoner Brothers, who challenged the two to a match

6. The Stoner Brothers defeated Anthony Butabi and James C to defend the Intergalactic Tag Team Championship

7. New U Coach Joey Nuggs and Brutal Rob Hands defeated Richard Shhhnary and Berkeley Brawler

8. Batmanuel defeated Brittany Wonder, El Chupacabra and Otis the Gimp after Pooh Jack interfered

August 4th, 2017

Oakland Metro Operahouse, Oakland California

Stoner U Pre Show, Commentary by Scott Rickerson Stoner and Texas Mike O Shea, Ring Announcing by Sean Michaels Allen

1. Super Beast defeated Steve Tresario
2. Texas Mike O Shea defeated Doc Atrocity when the fans voted his rendition of Fat Bottom Girls better than Docs version of the Sex Pistols My Way

Music by The Hoodslam Band, Commentary by Broseph Joe Brody and Doc Atrocity

1. Coach Joey Nuggs and Brutal Rob Hands defeated Nurse Ratchet and Brittany Wonder to retain the Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks

2. El Chupacabra and Virgil Flynn III went to a draw when both men pinned each other.

3. The Caution (CAUTION) Anton Voorhees and Ean Hancement defeated Shotokan Dojo Ryu and Ken Masters

Batmanuel called out Cereal Man after last months interference.  Cereal Man denied being responsible, but Batmanuel demanded JUSTICE

4. Batmanuel defeated Cereal Man

5. Otis the Gimp/Zangev Darevko/Johny Drinko Butabi defeated The Bird/Anthony Butabi/Drugz Bunny in a Random Select Six Man Tag Battle Royal of Supremacy Qualifier

6. The Stoner Brothers defeated The Whirlwind Gentleman Remy Marcel and Jack Manley to retain the Intergalactic Tag Team Championship

7. PONG defeated James C to retain the Golden Gig Championship.  James C appeared to have PONG defeated, but in an act of friendship, instead invited Drugz Bunny to cash in his CM Punk Memorial Lethal Lottery Tournament Battlebowl Championship Trophy – that grants any match with any Hoodslammer at any time – and defeat PONG for the Golden Gig himself.  Drugz did not appear to wish to cash in at this time, in that fashion, and in the disagreement PONG was able to find opportunity for victory.

8. Johnny Drinko Butabi won the Battle Royal of Supremacy, outlasting all other match winners who qualified as well as The PBJ Banana, Big B, Richard Shhhnary, Berkeley Brawler, The American Marvels and Charlie Chaplin.

He now has near full booking control of October First Friday Event “Fuck the Fans 8”

Moonsault Sonata

Knightsen, CA 7/29/17

Sonjas Country Inn

Commentary by Broseph Joe Brody, invisible drum solo by Texas Mike O Shea

1. Nurse Ratchet defeated Dancin’ Joe DeSoul

2. Zangev Darevko defeated Anthony Butabi

3. Anton Voorhees defeated Richard Shhhnary

4. Steve the Cock Fighter defeated Dr. Indiana Banana Pajamas

5. Coach Joey Nuggs defeated Ultra girl Brittany Wonder to become the new Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks Champion

6. The Stoner Brothers defeated Calvin and Hobbes to retain the Intergalactic Tag Team Championship