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2017Results, Results

RESULTS! – 5/5 WubbaLubbaDubDub

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May 5th

Oakland Metro Operahouse

 

We know the line gets a little long, so the Stoner Brothers and Stoner U have been helping us out with a monthly pre-show Stoner U Showcase!

-2. Super Beast defeated Peanut Butter Jelly Banna with a running powerslam into the corner and mat, aka Oklahoma Stampede.

-1. #SINGOFTHERING Tournament Opener: Ryu defeated Brittany Wonder with Backstreet Boys “i want it (that way)”

– Your hostest with the moistest Broseph Joe Brody did commentary, with music by The Hoodslam Band!

1. Shotokan Dojo (Ryu and Ken) defeated The New U (Coach Joey Nuggs and Brutal Rob Hands)

 

– SophEans Choice: Best Athlete in the East Bay Ean Hancement relinquished his Championship to Doc Atrocity, who in return returned “Link to the Future” Anton Voorhees from the multiverse. James C, visibly distraught about the injury and absence of his partner Juiced Lee,  attempted to replace Anton as Ean’s Best Friend.

 

2. Anton Voorhees defeated James C to remain friends with Ean Hancement.

 

– Doc Atrocity awarded Brittany Wonder the Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks, making her champion. He then introduced her to a surprise opponent.

3. Brittany Wonder defeated Nurse Ratchet to retain Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks.

 

4. Team GAME OVER (PONG and FONG) defeated the reunited Anthony Butabi and Johnny Butabi after Johnny *checked out* and watched Anthony get pinned. The brothers agreed that though they cared for each other, both wanted to do their own thing without their brother.

 

– Drugz Bunny addressed the crowd as winner of last months CM PUNK MEMORIAL LETHAL LOTTERY TAG TEAM TOURNAMENT BATTLEBOWL CHAMPIONSHIP Trophy.  This allows him any match with any Hoodslammer anytime. He informed everyone that he DOES intend to challenge Golden Gig Champion ( Pissed Off Nerdy Gamer ) PONG, but when hes good and ready, as hes aware his coke addiction can make him impulsive.

 

Cereal Man, who PONG narrowly defeated in the ENTERTANIA VII main event, told Drugz Bunny that he needed one more shot at PONG.  He needed Drugz to give him his trophy so he could get onelast chance.  Drugz did not agree, and the two surprisingly decided to wrestle about it.

 

5. Drugz Bunny defeated Cereal Man to retain his CM Punk Memorial Trophy.

 

6. The Stoner Brothers & ECW/WWE/Lucha Legend Super Crazy defeated Virgil Flynn III & El Chupacabra & “Dark Noche” Batmanuel to retain Intetgalactic Tag Team Championship Titles.

Hoodslam Again!

Totally 90s EXTREME! – May 14th – San Francisco – DNA LOUNGE

Monday Night Hoodslam – May 22nd – Sacramento – DISTRICT 30

Chasing Waterfalls- June 2nd- Oakland- Metro Operahouse

 

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2017Results, Results, Uncategorized

ENTERTANIA VII RESULTS

Hoodslam: EnterTania VII

 

Friday, April 7, 2017

Oakland Metro Opera House

Oakland, CA

Paid attendance: ???

 

Live commentary by “Broseph” Joe Brody.

 

Tonight’s musical guest was Seven Years in TiButt

 

EnterTania pre-show

 

1. Rock the Promo championship: “Broseph” Joe Brody (champion) def. #FormerlyCreative John Carle, former WWE writer to retain the Rock the Promo championship.

 

2. Stoner U showcase match: Superbeast def. Richard Shhhnary.

 

EnterTania VII

 

1. C.M. Punk Memorial Lethal Lottery Battle Bowl Tag Team Tournament match: Virgil Flynn III and Fucking Obese Nerdy Gamer (F.O.N.G.) def. Brittany Wonder and Anthony Butabi to advance to the C.M. Punk Memorial Lethal Lottery Battle Bowl later in the evening.

 

2. C.M. Punk Memorial Lethal Lottery Battle Bowl Tag Team Tournament match: “The Dark Noche” Bat Manuel, Laura James, and “Super Barrio Brother” Jesus Kruze def. “Brutal” Rob Hands, Ken, and “The Russian Party Machine” Zuta to advance to the C.M. Punk Memorial Lethal Lottery Battle Bowl later in the evening.

 

3. American Bad Ass Scorpiundertaker (with Kitana Durst) def. Prawn Cena.

 

4. C.M. Punk Memorial Lethal Lottery Battle Bowl Tag Team Tournament match: Rick-Scott Stoner and Ryu (with Cammy and Cammy’s Ass) def. “The Mexican Werewolf” and “The Insane Luchador” Super Crazy to advance to the C.M. Punk Memorial Lethal Lottery Battle Bowl later in the evening.

 

5. Career vs. Fannypacks match for the Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks: “The Talent” Ean Hancement (representing The Caution [CAUTION!]) def. Johnny “Drinko” Butabi to become the new Best Athlete in the East Bay.

 

6. C.M. Punk Memorial Lethal Lottery Battle Bowl Tag Team Tournament match: JUICED Lee, Scott-Rick Stoner, and Drugz Bunny def. Coach Joey Nuggs, James C., and “The Pumpkin Queen” Sage Sin Supreme to advance to the C.M. Punk Memorial Lethal Lottery Battle Bowl immediately following this match.

 

7. C.M. Punk Memorial Lethal Lottery Battle Bowl Championship over-the-top-rope battle royal: Drugz Bunny def. Virgil Flynn III, Fucking Obese Nerdy Gamer (F.O.N.G.), “The Dark Noche” Bat Manuel, Laura James, “Super Barrio Brother” Jesus Kruze, Rick-Scott Stoner, Ryu Roddy Piper, and Scott-Rick Stoner to become the C.M. Punk Memorial Lethal Lottery Battle Bowl Tag Team Tournament champion. JUICED Lee sustained an injury in the previous match and could not compete.

 

8. Japanese Console-War Deathmatch for the Golden Gig: Pissed Off Nerdy Gamer (P.O.N.G., with F.O.N.G., representing Team GAME OVER) def. Mecha Cereal Man (with Doctor Frederick Allbran of Cereal Industries) to retrain the Golden Gig.

 

Got pics or vids from the show? Post them with #hoodslam

 

You can watch a live stream of every first Friday show, and get every Hoodslam ever recorded on-demand, by subscribing to the Hoodslam YouTube channel for $1.99/month (includes free two week trial). Search “Hoodslammery” on YouTube.

 

Hoodslam runs at the Oakland Metro Opera House every first Friday of the month and will return on Friday, may 5 for Hoodslam: Wubba Lubba Dub Dub. Tickets available now: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/hoodslam-presents-wubbalubbadubdub-tickets-33517219907

 

Follow Hoodslam on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and YouTube, all @hoodslam.

 

Hoodslam is a 21+ event. DON’T BRING YOUR FUCKING KIDS!

 

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RESULTS: 3/4/17 GET YOUR ASS TO MARCH III

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Hoodslam & ArnoCorps: Get Your Ass to March III – Bigger, Badder, Ballsier

 

Friday, March 3, 2017

Oakland Metro Opera House

Oakland, CA

Paid attendance: sold out

 

Tonight’s musical guest was the greatest band of all time, ArnoCorps.

 

Live commentary by “Broseph” Joe Brody.

 

ArnoCorps set 1: Total Recall, Terminator, You Lack Discipline.

 

1. Brittany Wonder def. Pizza Cat.

 

Doc Atrocity entered the ring followed by Zombie Gorilla Vinnie Butabi (with two-headed baby Hoodslam) and his old clown henchmen Giggity and Botchy. The Aliens Drucilla, Troof and Conundrum officially thanked and awarded Doc Atrocity for saving the universe from The Walking Phoenix in January. Their mission completed, the Aliens returned to space.

 

The CAUTION (Caution!) “The LINK to the Future” Anton Voorhees and “The Talent” Ean Hancement interrupt Doc Atrocity to finish their deal: they hand over the title of Best Athlete in the Eastbay to Brittany Wonder, and he would return a repaired DARK Sheik robot to them. However, the physical Golden Fannypacks were stolen by Johnny Drinko Butabi, and Doc Atrocity did not see this as fulfillment.

 

Anton calls out Drinko, but instead gets the team of James C. and the returning JUICED Lee – looking for revenge after all 3/3rds of The CAUTION (Caution!) broke JUICED Lee’s arm in October. Fucking finally, we have a match…

 

2. James C. & JUICED Lee def. The CAUTION (“The Talent” Ean Hancement and “The LINK to the Future” Anton Voorhees).

 

3. Ken Masters def. Virgil Flynn III.

 

ArnoCorps set 2: Commando, Real American, I’m Ballsy, Mr. Freeze

 

4. Triple threat match: Johnny “Drinko” Butabi def. Ryu and Mr. Freeze.

 

Following the match, Doc Atrocity demanded that Drinko give him the Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks that Drinko stole from Anton Voorhees, lest he send Drinko into an alternate dimension by way of a portal he built – as he did The Walking Phoenix. The CAUTION (Caution!) comes out and Anton Voorhess willingly voyages into the portal, in a mad attempt to find the actual DARK Sheik, who was lost through the same portal 4 years ago.

 

“The Talent” Ean Hancement was granted an opportunity to win the Fannypacks back from Johnny “Drinko” Butabi at EnterTania, but if he loses he is banished from Hoodslam. If he wins, Doc Atrocity has said he will only return 1 favor: pulling Anton back, or returning a repaired DARK Sheik robot.

 

5. Intergalactic Tag Team Championship: The Stoner Brothers (Rick-Scott Stoner and Scott-Rick Stoner, champions) def. the “Last Action Hero” villains (Benedict and The Ripper) to retain.

 

6. Tag team match: The New U (“Brutal” Rob Hands and Coach Joey Nuggs) def. Red Sonja and Conan the Barbarian.

 

ArnoCorps set 3: Predator, Eraser, Exactly, Pumping Iron.

 

7. Tag team match: Cereal Man and “The Dark Noche” Bat Manuel def. Team GAME OVER (Pissed Off Nerdy Gamer “P.O.N.G.” and Fucking Obese Nerdy Gamer “F.O.N.G.”

 

With this victory, Cereal Man earned the right to face P.O.N.G. for the Golden Gig in the main event of EnterTania. P.O.N.G. then made the match a match that P.O.N.G. has never lost – a Japanese Console War Death Match.

 

ArnoCorps came out for an encore performance with Last Action Hero.

 

Got pics or vids from the show? Post them with #hoodslam

 

You can watch a live stream of every first Friday show, and get every Hoodslam ever recorded on-demand, by subscribing to the Hoodslam YouTube channel for $1.99/month (includes free two week trial). Search “Hoodslammery” on YouTube.

 

Hoodslam runs at the Oakland Metro Opera House every first Friday of the month and will return on Friday, April 7 for Hoodslam’s biggest show of the year, EnterTania VII. Tickets available now: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/hoodslam-presents-entertania-vii-tickets-32547866545

 

Follow Hoodslam on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and YouTube, all @hoodslam.

 

Hoodslam is a 21+ event. DON’T BRING YOUR FUCKING KIDS!

 

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FEMMED OUT RESULTS

Results.

 

Hoodslam: Femmed Out (night one)

 

Friday, February 3, 2017

Oakland Metro Opera House

Oakland, CA

Sold Out attendance

 

Tonight’s musical guest was Rupballs of Fury.

 

Live commentary by “Broseph” Joe Brody as “TinkerBro”

 

1. Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks: “The LINK to the Future” Anton Voorhees def. Pizza Cat to become the new Best Athlete in the East Bay. Immediately following the match, Johnny “Drinko” Butabi stole the Golden Fannypacks.

 

2. Mama (from “Mama’s Family”) def. Madea

 

3. Handicap match: James C. and JUICED Lee def. “The Fuckin’ Machine” Brian Cage.

 

4. Golden Gig: Pissed Off Nerdy Gamer (P.O.N.G.) def. Cereal Man to retain the Golden Gig, thanks to interference from Fucking Obese Nerdy Gamer (F.O.N.G.).

 

Special performance by The Cat Sweet.

 

5. Tag team match: Black Widow and Carmen Sandiego def. Scary Spice and Posh Spice of the Spice Girls.

 

6. Six-entity tag team match: Smokin’ Hot Boobs and Jessica Rabbit Scorpion def. Ginger Spice, Baby Spice, and Sporty Spice of the Spice Girls.

 

7. Brittany Wonder def. “The Pumpkin Queen” Sage Sin Supreme.

 

Results:

 

Hoodslam: Femmed Out (night two)

 

Saturday, February 4, 2017

Oakland Metro Opera House

Oakland, CA

 

Tonight’s musical guest was Femme C. Hammer.

 

Live commentary by “Broseph” Joe Brody and Wonder Dave.

 

1. Tag team match: Star Lord and Gamora (from “Guardians of the Galaxy) def. Boob-tista.

 

2. G.I. Jane def. Mama (from Mama’s Family).

 

Drugz Bunny announced that he will be at Hoodslam and ArnoCorps present Get Your Ass to March III on Friday, March 3, and will make his in-ring return at EnterTania VII on Friday, April 7.

 

3. Five-Corner Match: Brittany Spears def. Shakira, Aaliyah, Lady Gaga and Marilyn Monroe.

 

Special poetry performance by Wonder Dave paying tribute to Chyna.

 

4. Daria def. Mary Katherine Gallagher.

 

5. Scorpion Cammy def. Mileena.

 

6. Brittany Wonder and Sin Voorhees def. Shelly “Duffman” Martinez and Pizza Cat.

 

Got pics or vids from the show? Post them with #hoodslam

 

You can watch a live stream of every first Friday show, and get every Hoodslam ever recorded on-demand, by subscribing to the Hoodslam YouTube channel for $1.99/month (includes free two week trial). Search “Hoodslammery” on YouTube.

 

Hoodslam runs at the Oakland Metro Opera House every first Friday of the month and will return on Friday, March 3 when Hoodslam and ArnoCorp present Get Your Ass to March III. Tickets available now: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/hoodslam-presents-get-your-ass-to-march-tickets-31764772289

 

Follow Hoodslam on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and YouTube, all @hoodslam.

 

Hoodslam is a 21+ event. DON’T BRING YOUR FUCKING KIDS!

 

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2017Results, Results

January 6th “FIN” Results

Hoodslam: FIN

 

Friday, January 6, 2017

Oakland Metro Opera House

Oakland, CA

Sold Out Attendance

 

Live commentary by “Broseph” Joe Brody and the Golden Gig champion Pissed Off Nerdy Gamer (P.O.N.G.)

 

1. Brittany Wonder (with Doc Atrocity) def. “The Girl-Power Powerhouse” Heather Monroe.

 

2. Handicap match: “The Fuckin’ Machine” Brian Cage def. James C. and a cardboard cutout of JUICE Lee.

 

3. Fatal Four-Way Clusterfuck Match to determine the number one contender for the Golden Gig: Cereal Man def. “The King of Dong Style” Joey Ryan, Doc Atrocity (with Brittany Wonder), and Johnny “Drinko” Butabi to become the number one contender for P.O.N.G.’s Golden Gig.

 

– An injured Drugz Bunny announced that he will make his in-ring return at Hoodslam’s biggest show of the year, EnterTania on Friday, April 7.

 

5. Triple-Threat Tag Team match for the Intergalactic Tag Team Championship: The Stoner Brothers (Rick-Scott Stoner and Scott-Rick Stoner) def. Virgil Flynn III & “The Mexican Werewolf” El Chupacabra, and Ken & Ryu to become the new Intergalactic Tag Team Champions.

 

6. Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks: The New U (Pizza Cat, “Brutal” Rob Hands, and Coach Joey Nuggs) def. The CAUTION! (DARK Sheik, “The Talent” Ean Hancement and “The LINK to the Future” Anton Voorhess) to become the new Best Athletes in the East Bay. The New U awarded Pizza Cat both Fannypacks after the match.

 

The Aliens (Ambassador Drucilla and Troof & Conundrum) came out to warn everyone that the Walking Phoenix had arrived. The Walking Phoenix made its way to the ring, decimating everything in its path using its sheer strength and its mind control. Doc Atrocity revealed that he had constructed an inter-dimensional portal, and summoned the Dale Mehl and his Daleians from the BLOODSLAM universe. Already under impenetrable mind control, the Daleians overpowered the Walking Phoenix, and took it back to the BLOODSLAM universe. So, pretty much, Doc Atrocity saved Hoodslam.

 

Got pics or vids from the show? Post them with #hoodslam

 

You can watch a live stream of every first Friday show, and get every Hoodslam ever recorded on-demand, by subscribing to the Hoodslam YouTube channel for $1.99/month (includes free two week trial). Search “Hoodslammery” on YouTube.

 

Hoodslam runs at the Oakland Metro Opera House every first Friday of the month and will return on Friday, February 3 AND Saturday, February 4 for our annual drag show, FEMMED OUT. Tickets available now: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/hoodslam-presents-femmed-out-tickets-30971819546?aff=eiosprexshresmsx&ref=eiosprexshresmsx

 

Follow Hoodslam on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and YouTube, all @hoodslam.

 

Hoodslam is a 21+ event. DON’T BRING YOUR FUCKING KIDS!

 

www.BirdsWillFall.com