At the Oakland Metro Operahouse

STONER U DOJO preshow hosted by Scott Rickerson and Nuk Nuk Johnson

– Kal Jack defeated Banana

HOODSLAM hosted by Broseph Joe Brody and Link to the Future Anton Voorhees

1. HBKen defeated Berkeley Brawler

2. Hip Hop Harry v Coach Joey Nuggs was ruled a no contest

3. The Stoner Brothers and Steven Tresario/Johnny Butabi both won a triple threat also including Brutal Rob Hands and Boone to determine Number One Contenders to the Tag Team Championship

4. Shakira Spears defeatedDARK Sheik

5. Kenny K defeated El Chupacabra

6.  Big B/Drugz Bunny/Juiced Lee defeated Richard Shhhnary/Matt Carlos/James C

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3/8/19 from Oakland Metro Operahouse

Hosted by Link to the Future Anton Voorhees

Live music by Oinga Boinga

Deadly Alliance Tag Match:

1. Trish Adora/Heather Monroe defeated Viva Van/Shakira Spears (w/hip hop Harry) to proceed to the main event after Shakira Spears refused to tag in and she was double teamed.

2. Vulcana defeated The Vipress

3. Holder of the Sun Key Lady K defeated DARK Sheik

4. Desiderata defeated Great Bambina

5. Trish Adora defeated Heather Monroe to win the Deadly Alliance and become Holder of the Moon Key

Heres an dazzling highlight reel by Mark Johnston!

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Pre show hosted by Scott Rickerson and Nuk Nuk Johnson

1. Richard Shhhnary defeated Marcelo

2. Big B defeated Manny Mars to retain the Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks

Hoodslam hosted by Broseph Joe Brody and Hoodslam band

1. Funnybone and James C defeated El Chupacabra and Juice Lee

2. Coach Nuggs defeated Hip Hop Harry, Drugz Bunny and Matt Carlos to become Golden Gig Champion

3. The CAUTION (DARK Sheik and Anton Voorhees) defeated Da Squaaaad( D Rogue and Kenny K) to retain the Intergalactic Tag Team Championship

4. Brutal Rob Hands defeated Boone

5. The Stoner Brothers Scott Rick and Rick Scott Stoner defeated Woah Woah Dojo members Kal Jack and HBKen

6. Johnny Butabi defeated Cereal Man

7. Shakira Spears (w/Da Squaaaaad) defeated Joey Ryan

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Hosted by Brosie the Riveter and Wonder Dave dressed as “Fully Loaded” Sable

1. Guardians of the Galaxy Gamora and Nebula defeated CJay Parker of Baywatch and Little Red Riding Hood

2. WATTSuka defeated Bailey’s

3. Betty White defeated Whoopie Goldberg, Ruby Riot and Dark Phoenix in a fatal fourway

4. Hillary Clinton defeated Alexandria Cortez and Ruth Bader Ginsburg

5.  Ricky Lake and Sally Jesse Raphael defeated the One Percent

6. Shakira Spears defeated Simone Sheri

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Stoner U Preshow hosted by Scott Rickerson and Nuk Nuk Johnson

1. Sensei Joey Nuggs with HBKen defeated BART-Man

Hoodslam hosted by Broseph Joe Brody

1. The Stoner Brothers (Scott Rick and Rick Scott Stoner) w/ Brittney Wonder defeated Daniel Torch and Da Shade

2. Da Squaaaaad (D-Rogue and Hip Hop Harry w/Shakira Spears and Kenny-K) defeated Johnny Butabi and Steven Tresario to earn an Intergalactic Tag Team Title Match on March 1st vs The CAUTION (CAUTION)

3. Hidden Gem Matt Carlos defended the Golden Gig against Glorious Banana

4. Big B defeated Richard Shhhnary in a Sanctum of Silence Match to become Best Athlete in the East Bay

5. Ultragirl Brittney Wonder (w/ Stoner Brothers) battled to a draw with FunnyBone after Da Squaaaad attacked both participants

6. Juiced Lee defeated Boone

7. Drugz Bunny defeated Kenny-K (w The Squaaaad and Matt Carlos)

a lot happened in between, you can see it at

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hosted by Anton Voorhees, music by Oinga Boinga!

The LINK to the Future Anton Voorhees kicked the night off recapping the GLAM Tournament from last month. He explained that tonight would be the Final match of the tournament and the winner would be the owner of #TheSunKey. What does the Sun Key do? It opens the Sun Door obviously. What’s behind the Sun Door? That’s the thing… the Sun Door can only be opened, simultaneously, with the Moon Door. WHICH MEANS next month there will be a match to find out who will get to be owner of #TheMoonKey. Awesome.

Hosted by Hans Brolo and Borg Wonder Dave

1. Spaceman Spiff and Hobbes defeated Spike from Cowboy Bebop and Buzz Lightyear

2. Groot defeated Slippy Toad

3. Zero Suit Samus and Anton Luc Picard defeated The Coner Brothers

4. Lonestar defeated… Spacelab 2020?

5. Yoda v Kylo Ren was interrupted by Beastia SithSithSith and Leiah, who were then interrupted by the MonStars, who challenged Earth to a wrestling match even though they wore basketball jerseys, and then those four star wars people teamed with Captain EO and won. Yup.

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Hosted by Broseph Joe Brody, music by TLC as everyone came out and left the ring to a recording of Chasing Waterfalls.  F you, thats why.

1. Richard Shhhnary w/Berkeley Brawler defeated Royce Isaacs to retain the Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks

DARK Sheik came to the ring, and recapped all the stuff where Anton Voorhees went into different dimensions, violating space law, and Intergalactic Ambassador Druscilla had returned to Earth to take him away for lethal re-education, but Sheik volunteered to go in his place because Anton’s dimension hopping was due to Anton searching for Sheik anyway.  Druscilla agreed, and even granted Sheik a farewell match, which he used to challenge Intergalactic Tag Team Champions FunnyBone and El Chupacabra.

Ambassador Druscilla was keen to his ruse, as if The CAUTION won the tag belts they would be the first defense against Intergalactic threat The Walking Phoenix.  Thusly, Ambassador Druscilla would be unable to pull one from this sworn duty, and would have to put off the punishment.  Though catching the trick early, Druscilla is an alien of her word, and allowed the match to happen.

2. Link to the Future Anton Voorhees and DARK Sheik Khan Abadi defeated FunnyBone and El Chupacabra of The Disenchanted to become NEW Intergalactic Tag Team Champions

Druscilla would congratulate them, but vowed that once the titles were lost one of The CAUTION would be coming with her.  El Chupacabra and FunnyBone got into a bit of an altercation with each other post match as well, making us wonder if this dominant duo will ever team again.

3. Juiced Lee defeated Kenny K of The Squaaaad in a dope match

4. Steven Tresario and Johnny Drinko Butabi defeated Coach Nuggs and HBKen of the Woah Woah Dojo and Stoner Brothers Scott Rick and Rick Scott in a Tripe Threat Match

5.  He Who Holds the Golden Gig “Hidden Gem” Matt Carlos defeated Glorious Banana to retain the Golden Gig

6. Brutal Rob Hands defeated Cereal Man, Hobo and Shakira Spears of The Squaaaaad in a One Fall Fatal Four Way Match to determine the number one contender for the Golden Gig at February 1st Post Modern Neo Liberal Death Ball

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From Eureka Municipal Auditorium

Hosted by Anton Voorhees and Wonder Dave

1.  Drugz Bunny defeated Big Baby Powder
2.  Nurse Ratchet defeated Glorious Banana
3. Holidead and Desi DeRata defeated Scott Rick and Rick Scott Stoner
4. Richard Shhhnary defeated James C in a Sanctum of Silence Match to retain the Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks
5.  Super Beast defeated Big B
6. Juiced Lee defeated Brutal Rob Hands

Here it is on youtube!

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hosted by Link to the Future Anton Voorhees

Music by Oinga Boinga !

Tournament Round 1:

1.  Trish Adora defeated Brittany Wonder

2. Holidead defeated Shakira Spears

3. Lady K defeated Viva Van

4. Desi DeRata defeated Nurse Ratchet

exhibition match:

5. Samantha Squatch defeated Tickles Monster

Tournament Round 2:

6. Lady K defeated Trish Adora

7. Holidead defeated Deside Rata

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