Stoner U Preshow hosted by Scott Rickerson and Nuk Nuk Johnson

1. Sensei Joey Nuggs with HBKen defeated BART-Man

Hoodslam hosted by Broseph Joe Brody

1. The Stoner Brothers (Scott Rick and Rick Scott Stoner) w/ Brittney Wonder defeated Daniel Torch and Da Shade

2. Da Squaaaaad (D-Rogue and Hip Hop Harry w/Shakira Spears and Kenny-K) defeated Johnny Butabi and Steven Tresario to earn an Intergalactic Tag Team Title Match on March 1st vs The CAUTION (CAUTION)

3. Hidden Gem Matt Carlos defended the Golden Gig against Glorious Banana

4. Big B defeated Richard Shhhnary in a Sanctum of Silence Match to become Best Athlete in the East Bay

5. Ultragirl Brittney Wonder (w/ Stoner Brothers) battled to a draw with FunnyBone after Da Squaaaad attacked both participants

6. Juiced Lee defeated Boone

7. Drugz Bunny defeated Kenny-K (w The Squaaaad and Matt Carlos)

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hosted by Anton Voorhees, music by Oinga Boinga!

The LINK to the Future Anton Voorhees kicked the night off recapping the GLAM Tournament from last month. He explained that tonight would be the Final match of the tournament and the winner would be the owner of #TheSunKey. What does the Sun Key do? It opens the Sun Door obviously. What’s behind the Sun Door? That’s the thing… the Sun Door can only be opened, simultaneously, with the Moon Door. WHICH MEANS next month there will be a match to find out who will get to be owner of #TheMoonKey. Awesome.

Hosted by Hans Brolo and Borg Wonder Dave

1. Spaceman Spiff and Hobbes defeated Spike from Cowboy Bebop and Buzz Lightyear

2. Groot defeated Slippy Toad

3. Zero Suit Samus and Anton Luc Picard defeated The Coner Brothers

4. Lonestar defeated… Spacelab 2020?

5. Yoda v Kylo Ren was interrupted by Beastia SithSithSith and Leiah, who were then interrupted by the MonStars, who challenged Earth to a wrestling match even though they wore basketball jerseys, and then those four star wars people teamed with Captain EO and won. Yup.

its on youtube, its on twitch.   go find it if ya want it so bad.  not everything in life is going to be linked for you.

Hosted by Broseph Joe Brody, music by TLC as everyone came out and left the ring to a recording of Chasing Waterfalls.  F you, thats why.

1. Richard Shhhnary w/Berkeley Brawler defeated Royce Isaacs to retain the Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks

DARK Sheik came to the ring, and recapped all the stuff where Anton Voorhees went into different dimensions, violating space law, and Intergalactic Ambassador Druscilla had returned to Earth to take him away for lethal re-education, but Sheik volunteered to go in his place because Anton’s dimension hopping was due to Anton searching for Sheik anyway.  Druscilla agreed, and even granted Sheik a farewell match, which he used to challenge Intergalactic Tag Team Champions FunnyBone and El Chupacabra.

Ambassador Druscilla was keen to his ruse, as if The CAUTION won the tag belts they would be the first defense against Intergalactic threat The Walking Phoenix.  Thusly, Ambassador Druscilla would be unable to pull one from this sworn duty, and would have to put off the punishment.  Though catching the trick early, Druscilla is an alien of her word, and allowed the match to happen.

2. Link to the Future Anton Voorhees and DARK Sheik Khan Abadi defeated FunnyBone and El Chupacabra of The Disenchanted to become NEW Intergalactic Tag Team Champions

Druscilla would congratulate them, but vowed that once the titles were lost one of The CAUTION would be coming with her.  El Chupacabra and FunnyBone got into a bit of an altercation with each other post match as well, making us wonder if this dominant duo will ever team again.

3. Juiced Lee defeated Kenny K of The Squaaaad in a dope match

4. Steven Tresario and Johnny Drinko Butabi defeated Coach Nuggs and HBKen of the Woah Woah Dojo and Stoner Brothers Scott Rick and Rick Scott in a Tripe Threat Match

5.  He Who Holds the Golden Gig “Hidden Gem” Matt Carlos defeated Glorious Banana to retain the Golden Gig

6. Brutal Rob Hands defeated Cereal Man, Hobo and Shakira Spears of The Squaaaaad in a One Fall Fatal Four Way Match to determine the number one contender for the Golden Gig at February 1st Post Modern Neo Liberal Death Ball

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From Eureka Municipal Auditorium

Hosted by Anton Voorhees and Wonder Dave

1.  Drugz Bunny defeated Big Baby Powder
2.  Nurse Ratchet defeated Glorious Banana
3. Holidead and Desi DeRata defeated Scott Rick and Rick Scott Stoner
4. Richard Shhhnary defeated James C in a Sanctum of Silence Match to retain the Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks
5.  Super Beast defeated Big B
6. Juiced Lee defeated Brutal Rob Hands

Here it is on youtube!

Here it is on twitch!

hosted by Link to the Future Anton Voorhees

Music by Oinga Boinga !

Tournament Round 1:

1.  Trish Adora defeated Brittany Wonder

2. Holidead defeated Shakira Spears

3. Lady K defeated Viva Van

4. Desi DeRata defeated Nurse Ratchet

exhibition match:

5. Samantha Squatch defeated Tickles Monster

Tournament Round 2:

6. Lady K defeated Trish Adora

7. Holidead defeated Deside Rata

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from Oakland Metro Operahouse,1/4/19.  Stone U preshow hosted by Scott Rickerson and Mike O Shea and Shawn M. Allen

1. Coach Joey Nuggs defeated Victor Von Richtor

2. HBKen defeated Markus Eriks

Hoodslam hosted by Broseph Joe Brody, Mike O Shea and Lady K.  Music by the Hoodslam Band

1. Richard Shhhnary w/Berkeley Brawler defeated Big B to become new Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks
2. The CAUTION (The Talent Ean Hancement and Link to the Future Anton Voorhees) defeated The CAUTION 2 (DARK Sheik and Boone)

•  post match, Ean Hancement announced his retirement.  Thank you Ean.
•  post that, Intergalactic Ambassador Druscilla returned from space with her personal security Bibble, claiming that she was here to take Anton Voorhees for lethal re-education due to his willful tampering of other dimensions.  DARK Sheik said that he would go in Anton’s place, since Anton was just looking for Sheik anyway.  DARK Sheik requested, tho, to partake in one last match at Hoodslam Chasing Waterfalls 1/18/19.  His request was approved by Ambassador Druscilla.

3. Lady K w/SuperBeast defeated Handsome Devil Anthony Butabi, Brutal Rob Hands and Trish Adora in a fatal four way

4. FunnyBone and El Chupacabra w/Lady K and SuperBeast defeated Steven Tresario and Johnny Drinko Butabi to become new Intergalactic Tag Team Champions

5. Cereal Man defeated James C after Juice Lee interfered.  Juice Lee would continue to attack James C, presumably as revenge for the post match beatdown James C gave him on Decemeber 7th, 2018 Hoodfighter Tournament

6. Da Squaaaaad (D Rouge, Kenny K and Shakira Spears w/Hip Hop Harry) defeated The Stoner Buds (Scott Rick Stoner, Rick Scott Stoner and UltraGirl Brittany Wonder)

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Hosted by Broseph Joe Brody and Wonder Dave from San Francisco Oasis Night Club

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Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks Championship Match

1. Big B defeated Hip Hop Harry to retain the Best Athlete in the East Bay

•  Post match, Richard Shhhnary and Berkeley Brawler would attack Big B, in anticipation for Richard Shhhnarys Title Shot at 1/4/19 SCHISM… however, Sensei Joey Nuggs had some unfinished business with Berkeley Brawle

2.  Sensei Joey Nuggs defeated Berkeley Brawler

•  The CAUTION 2 would address the crowd, and DARK Sheik would present Boone with a dog, which he called Milano but Boone renamed Bernie Junior – or “little bj”

3.  The Stoner Brothers (Rick Scott & Scott Rick Stoner) defeated The CAUTION 2 (DARK Sheik and Boone)

4. Richard Shhhnary defeated Brutal Rob Hands

5. Intergalactic Tag Team Champion Steven Tresario defeated Glorious Banana

6. Juiced Lee defeated Kal Jack

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Stoner U preshow hosted by Screamin Eagle Mike O Shea and Scott Rickerson, ring announcer Shawn M Allen

1.  Big B defeated Da Shade to retain the Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks

Hoodslam hosted by Broseph Joe Brody and Link to the Future Anton Voorhees, music by the Hoodslam Band

Tournament round one:
1. Richard Shhhnary defeated Kal Jack
2. James C v Juiced Lee was ruled a  draw after a double pin
3. Brutal Rob Hands defeated Glorious Banana

•  Johnny Drinko Butabi let the fans know that his partner in the Intergalactic Tag Team Championship was injured, and a new partner would be found later tonight.

4. Ean Hancement defeated Johnny Drinko Butabi

• Post match, Ean Hancement would claim that the “Baby Robot DARK Sheik” is the real DARK Sheik, and that the one in The CAUION 2 is an imposter.

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Hosted by Wonder Dave and Broseph Joe Brody from San Francisco Oasis!

1. Juiced Lee defeated Steven Tresario

2. FunnyBone defeated D Rouge, Da Shade and Berkeley Brawler in a Fatal Fourway

3. The Stoner Brothers – Rick Scott and Scott Rick Stoner defeated Woah Woah Dojo – Karate Kal Jack and Sensei Joey Nuggs

4. Richard Shhhnary defeated Link to the Future Anton Voorhees in a Sanctum of Silence Match

5. Glorious Banana, Calvin & Hobbes defeated The CAUTION (CAUTION) 2 – DARK Sheik Khan Abadi, Boone Man & Bernie Phaeton (some guy Boone man found at BART on the way there).  Bernie Phaeton was fired from The Caution 2 after dying.

THESE ACCOMANYING PHOTOS ARE COURTESY OF DJ BEARZBUB