At the Operahouse, hosted by Joseph Brody, music by the Hoodslam Band! –

preshow – Coach Nuggs and Brutal Rob Hands defeated Anthony Andrews and Maestro of Fight Club Finland to advance in the tag tournament

1. Ean Hancement defeated Joey Ryan ,Cereal Man and Richard Shhhnary to become number one contender for the Golden Fannypacks
2. The Stoner Brothers Rick Scott and Scott Rick  Stoner defeated DDS and Underwear Model Eric Priest (from Kaiju Attack Wrestling) in a tag team tournament match
3. Anton Voorhees defeated Mike Mathews (of Kaiju Attack Wrestling) and The Fucking Machine Brian Cage
4. Big B defeated Corey Kreese to retain the Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks
5.  Lady K, Funnybone and El Chupacabra (with SUPER BEAST) defeated DARK Sheik, Manny Faberino and Leva Bates – due to this win, El Chupacabra and Funnybone advance in the tag tournament
6. James C defeated Drugz  Bunny and champion JUICED Lee to become the new Golden Gig Champion
7. BatManuel and Johnny Drinko Butabi defeated Royce Isaacs and Paul London to advance in the tag tournament
8.  Shotzi Blackheart defeated Kris Wolf

watch it on twitch at www.hoodslam.tv, or like just go to twitch and search us, yah?

Freakshow Wrestling and Hoodslam combined in friendly frays of fighting.  Except Chupy and Funnybone.  They f’n killed each other.

Live from Fremont Country Club in Las Vegas, Nevada…

Hosted by Broseph Joe Brody, Shocker, and Browen Travers

0. Juiced Lee defended the Golden Gig v. Anton Voorhees and MimeKind

1. Brittany Wonder defeated Shotzi Blackheart, Sage Sinn, and a very nice lady who came with Kikutaro who’s name we never wrote down in an INVISIBLE CAGE MATCH by escaping the cage after a samoan drop

2. Richard Shhhnary defeated Silent Assassin Jean Pierre, Kikutaro and Leroy Patterson in a SANCTUM OF SILENCE Elimination Match

3. The Stoner Brothers and Gaydolf Hitler defeated Jonald Trump and the Legal Outerspace Aliens when Gaydolf ass and mouth fucked the shit out of Jonald with a sparkly dildo

4. Andrea the Giant won the Andrea the Giant Battle Royal

5. Johnny Drinko Butabi and BatManuel defeated Gary Galaxy and Black Annie in a LAST CALL FOR ALCOHOL Match by finishing their booze first

6. Funnybone defended the Freak Show Wrestling Championship against El Chupacabra in a MEXICAN BADLANDS MATCH

– Before the main event could begin, Dr Platypus stated that he would destroy both Hoodslam and Freakshow Wrestling in one foul swoop by unleashing his evil dopplegangers upon them

7. Sinn Bohdi, Doc Atrocity, Nurse Ratchet, Cereal Man and Drugz Bunny defeated their own evil Dopplegangers after the FreakShow Wrestling Octopus assisted by pulling all Dopplegangers under the ring, and Dr Platypus was pinned in the INFINITY X INFINITY WAR

it was fun, it was crazy, it was on twitch.  Go to www.hoodslam.tv to see!

Hosted by Broseph Joe Brody as Brofessor X (you know, from that game where you’re him) and Wonder Dave, music by the Hoodslam Band

Referees Pat Downs as Fred Durst from Def Jam I guess and Wiggles as Tetris

1. Super Stoner Brothers and Princess Peachy Wonder defeated Waluigi Faberino, Donkey Kal Jack and Wario Super Crazy
2. Simon Belmont from Castlevania defeated Dante from Devil May Cry
3. Booger Man and Tony Hawks Pro Skater 3 defeated Bane and Victor Zsasz from Arkham Asylum
4. Pizza Noid and Ecco the Dolphin defeated Barrett from Final Fantasy and 2B from Nier Automata
5. Conker from Conkers Bad Fur Day defeated Villager from Animal Crossing and Nathan Drake from Uncharted
6. Noob SaiBatManuel, Sub-Zero, Liu Kang, Raiden and Sonya Blade defeated Ryu, Ken, Akuma, Sagat and Chun Li when Ryu turned on Ken

Watch it now on twitch, match 1 was MOTY candidate and Ecco the Dolphin is the future of wrestling.

6/1/2018, Oakland Metro Operahouse

(Stoner U Preshow hosted by Screaming Eagle Mike OShea and Scott Rickerson

1. New U (Coach Joey Nuggs and Brutal Rob Hands) defeated DirtBats and Mo Atlas &

2. Shakira Spears defeated Master Eriks, Hip Hop Harry and 2 Fresh

Hosted by Broseph Joe Brody, music by the Hoodslam Band (known on this night as Jamie Lee Squirtis)

Referees Wiggles, Nuk Nuk Johnson and fulfilling his state ordered community service requirements, Pat Downs

Stunt Bros – Bronana, Brotis, BroShhhnary and Hip Hop Broseph

1. Johny Drinko Butabi defeated Joseph Schwartz

– Ean Hancement was asked to relinquish the IntergalacticTag Team Championship, as his arm is broken and his partner in the CAUTION, Anton Voorhees was lost in another dimension (*see issues 4/20 and PSYCHOPHORIA for details).

But Anton returned, along with a portal gun, Nurse Ratchets medical box, Funnybone, Chupacabra, Batmanuel and the non robot actual DARK Sheik (*who was lost in another dimension years prior by Doc Atrocity, leading to events of Bloodslam 2017 ).  Manny Faberino would soon interrupt, leading to

2. Funnybone, Chupacabra and BatManuel defeated DARK Sheik, Manny Faberino and Anton Voorhees

– post match, Anton asked DARK Sheik to join The CAUTION (CAUTION), to the behest of Ean Hancement (who still carries the head of his mentor, the robot DARK Sheik). DARK Sheim declined and left with Manny Faberino. Ean, unhappy with what he saw as Anton regressing, forfeited the Intergalactic Tag Team Championship as a dramatic gesture of him ending his partnership with Anton.

3. Ryu defeated Shotzi Blackheart

4. Tag Team Championship Tournament: Stoner Brothers (Scott Rick and Rick Scott Stoner) defeated Ken and Zangiev

5. Tag Team Championship Tournament: Millennil Falcons (Berkeley Brawler and Richard Shhhnary) defeated Cobra Corey Kreese and Big B

6. Tag Team Championship Tournament: Otis the Gimp and Glorious Banana defeated Doc Atrocity and Hollywood Cereal Man

– angered by their loss and ensuing argument about Cereal Man being unbothered by Ratchets death, Doc Atrocity invited multiple Hoodslammers to battle Hollywood Cereal Man for his Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks Championship

7. Big B defeated Hollywood Cereal Man, Coach Nuggs, Brutal Rob Hands, Doc Atrocity, Anthony Butabi and Hollywood Cereal Man to become the new Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks

8. Brittany Wonder defeated Randi West after interference by Hollywood Cereal Man

9. Juiced Lee retained the Golden Gig vs the returning Drugz Bunny after both performers attacked the indecisive special guest referee James C.  Referee Wiggles would declare the match a no contest, and announced next month all 3 will face each other for the Golden Gig.

Watch this shit on twitch, its up now and its free. Then go to our social and support! And, if you have time, love each other.  Ftf

May 27th, 3pm on a Sunday

Referees Slim Wiggles, Nuk Nuk Urkel and Ref Durst

Commentary by Broseph Joe Brody and Wonder Dave

1. Zach Morrus w/AC Slater vs Homie the Clown

2. Beavis and Butthead v The Sticky Bandits

3. Thicc Martel v “Hunter Hearst H”

4. Storm/Chun Li/ Xena v White Ranger/Beverly Hills Ninja/Keita Murray

5. The Crow v “Raven”

6. Neo and Trinity v “Henry and Phineas Godwinn”

7. Austin Powers v Dr Evil

8. Kano v Captain Planet

Youll notice these arent actually results…go to our twitch at hoodslam.tv and watch it for free if youre that concerned. This themed show has no consequence in our realm… (maybe for Keita Murray)

PSYCHOPORIA

5/4/18 , Oakland Metro Operahouse

Stoner U preshow hosted by Scott Rick Stoner and Screaming Eagle Mike O Shea

1. Big B won the Stoner U Potluck Battle Royal, winning one item from each entrant. This match also featured:

Slayer Rask, Joey Smoak, Cory Kreese, Coach Joey Nuggs, Brutal Rob Hands, Shakira Spears, Adam Mayhem, Steve Tresario, Manny Faberino, TKO, Victor Von Richtor, IONI, Petrov, Richard Shhhnary and Berkeley Brawler

Hoodslam hosted by Broseph Joe Brody and Anthony Butabi, music by the hoodslam band

1. The Stoner Brothers Scott Rick and Rick Scott Stoner defeated The Devil Drexl and Ravenous Randy Myers

2. Cereal Man  defeated Otis the Gimp and Glorious Banana to retain Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks after interference by Doc Atrocity, Brittany Wonder and Nurse Ratchet

3. The CAUTION (Anton Voorhees and Ean Hancement) defeated Funnybone and Chupacabra, Doc Atrocity & Brittany Wonder (w/Ratchet and Cereal Man) and Johnny Drinko Butabi & Batmanuel to retain the Intergalactic Tag Team Championship after half the entrants disappeared during a portal gun stand off, and Ean Hancement pinned a distracted Doc Atrocity.

4. Ryu defeated James C after interference by Ken

5. Lady K (Katarina Leigh) defeated Virgil Flynn III and Ken Master in a triple threat Match

6. Juice Lee defeated Manny Faberino to retain the Golden Gig Championship

7. Leva Bates defeated Shotzi Blackheart

Go on twitch. Watch it now. Its freeeee

Hoodslam 420

4/20/2018

Oakland Metro Operahouse

Hosted by Broseph Joe Brody, Music by the Hoodslam Band

1. Nurse Ratchet defeated Cobra Corey Kreese, Big B and (visitng from Fight Club Finland) Ioni in a fatal fourway after hitting Princess Die.

2. Coldbeer defeated D Torch with the jackhammer.

3. Katarina Leigh defeated Shakira Spears

4. Richard Shhhnary defeated Glorious Banana in a Sanctum of Silence Match after peeling the Banana.

*technical difficulties briefly interrupted the event here*

– The Cat Sweet performed , whooo –

5. Juice Lee defeated Royce Issacs to retain the Golden Gig

6. James C and Charlie Chaplin defeated Zangev Darevko and Ken Master

7. The Stoner Brothers (Scott Rick and Rick Scott Stoner) defeated The New U (Coach Joey Nuggs and Brutal Rob Hands) in a Smoklahoma Iron Lung Challenge

Oakland Metro Operahouse

Stoner U Pre Show Hosted by Screaming Eagle Mike O shea and Scott Rickerson, Ring Announcing by Shawn Michaels Allen

1. Bison Braddock defeated Junkyard Cat Joey Smoak with Steve the stuffed leapord

Hosted by Broseph Joe Brody and Wonder Dave

Music by the Hoodslam Band

1. Enzo Amore Memorial Lethal Lottery Battlebowl Qualifier: Johnny Drinko Butabi and BatManuel defeated Jesus Kruze and Brittany Wonder
2. Hollywood Cereal Man defeated Brutal Rob Hands to retain the Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks

– Drugz Bunny addressed the crowd, saying his separated shoulder from Hoodslam 3:16 v Stevie T was in fact serious enough that he would have to miss tonights main event vs Pong for the Golden Gig.  His sponsor, James C, came to the ring and said that he would fight in Drugz Bunny’s place, and if he won would then give the Golden Gig to Drugz Bunny.

3.  Enzo Amore Memorial Lethal Lottery Battlebowl Qualifier: Ken Masters and Zangev Darevko defeated Anthony Butabi and Scott Rick Stoner

4.  Nurse Ratcher w/The Covenant of the Ratchet defeated Pooh Jack

5. Enzo Amore Memorial Lethal Lottery Battlebowl Qualifier: Ryu and Juiced Lee defeated Virgil Flynn III and Manny Faberino

6. The CAUTION Anton Voorhees and Ean Hancement defeated Funnybone and El Chupacabra to retain the Intergalactic Tag Team Championship

7. Enzo Amore Memorial Lethal Lottery Battlebowl Qualifier: Berkeley Brawler, Shakira Spears, Big B and Super Beast defeated Otis the Gimp, Coach Joey Nuggs, Warrior Princess Samara and Richard Shhhnary

8. Enzo Amore Battlebowl Trophy Championship Battle Royal:  Juiced Lee outlasted Berkeley Brawler, Shakira Spears, Big B, Super Beast, Ryu, Ken Masters, Zangev Darevko, Johnny Drinko Butabi and BatManuel to win the Trophy.  He can cash it in for any match, with any Hoodslammer, at any time

9.  Juiced Lee defeated Pissed Off Nerdy Gamer PONG and James C to become the new Golden Gig Champion after relinquishing his Enzo Amore Trophy and turning PONG v. James C into a triple threat match

Watch it on twitch at HOODSLAM.tv!  FTF!