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2016Results, News

Hoodslam: Battle Royal of Supremacy – Total Eclipse of the Hood results

Hoodslam: Battle Royal of Supremacy – Total Eclipse of the Hood

Friday, August 5, 2016
Oakland Metro Opera House
Oakland, CA
Paid attendance: 739

Live commentary by “Broseph” Joe Brody.

Tonight’s musical guest was Skidmark Walhberg.

1. Top of the SkyDreamers Miracle Ecstasy Double Chaos Redondo of Blood Round-Robin Intergalactic Tag Team Championship Tournament match: Ken & Ryu def. James C and Juice Lee.

2. Fatal Four-Way match for the Golden Gig: Anton Voorhees (formerly known as “The Hero of HIGHrule Link,” representing The CAUTION, with DARK Sheik and “The Talent” Ean Hancement), Johnny “Drinko” Butabi (representing the Knights of the Roxbury, with Anthony Butabi), and Shotzi Blakkheartt (representing the New U, with “Bonus Boy” Bobby Burgerhands and Coach Joey Nuggs) def. Drugz Bunny. Since all three challengers pinned the champion at the same time, all three challengers claimed to be the rightful winner of the Golden Gig. Hoodslam Señor Official El Sparko secured the Golden Gig and left the ringside area with it. As of now, there is no Golden Gig champion.

3. Top of the SkyDreamers Miracle Ecstasy Double Chaos Redondo of Blood Round-Robin Intergalactic Tag Team Championship Tournament match: The Stoner Brothers (Rick-Scott Stoner and Scott-Rick Stoner) def. the aliens, now known as Troof and Anomaly (accompanied by Drucilla).

4. Top of the SkyDreamers Miracle Ecstasy Double Chaos Redondo of Blood Round-Robin Intergalactic Tag Team Championship Tournament match: DARK Sheik and “The Talent” Ean Hancement (representing The CAUTION, accompanied by Anton Voorhees) def. the West Side Playaz 2099 (Boyce in da Hood and Vanilla Icebox). Immediately after the match, the CAUTION broke the arm of Hoodslam Señor Official, El Sparko, for refusing to award the Golden Gig to Anton Voorhees earlier in the evening.

5. Cereal Man def. “Ultragirl” Brittany Wonder. After the match, Brittany Wonder offered to shake Cereal Man’s hand. Cereal Man reluctantly accepted, and was immediately attacked by the returning Doc Atrocity, with whom Brittany Wonder has joined forces.

6. Top of the SkyDreamers Miracle Ecstasy Double Chaos Redondo of Blood Round-Robin Intergalactic Tag Team Championship Tournament match: Virgil Flynn III and “The Mexican Werewolf” El Chupacabra def. The Knights of the Roxbury (Johnny “Drinko” Butabi and Anthony Butabi).

7. Otis the Gimp def. “The Russian Lover” Zangev.

8. Battle Royal of Supremacy – the winner of this over-the-top rope battle royal wins complete control of Fuck the Fans VII on Friday, October 7, Hoodslam’s biggest show of the fall. Referee Guido def. Drugz Bunny, DARK Sheik, Anton Voorhees, “The Talent” Ean Hancement, Johnny “Drinko” Butabi, Anthony Butabi, Misty von Eerie, “Bonus Boy” Bobby Burgerhands, Shotzi Blakkheartt, Rick-Scott Stoner, “The Russian Lover” Zangev, Boyce in da Hood, Cereal Man, the Peeled Banana, and Sexy Chino.

You can watch a live stream of every first Friday show, along with every other Hoodslam ever recorded, by subscribing to the Hoodslam YouTube channel for $1.99/month (includes free two week trial). Search “Hoodslammery” on YouTube.

Hoodslam runs at the Oakland Metro Opera House every first Friday and will return on Friday, Friday, September 2 for Fanarchy Rulz.

Follow Hoodslam on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and YouTube, all @hoodslam.

Got pics or vids from the show? Post them with #hoodslam.

Hoodslam is a 21+ event. DON’T BRING YOUR FUCKING KIDS!

www.BirdsWillFall.com

2016Results

Hoodslam #America 2016 – Free to Freak Results

Friday, July 1, 2016
Oakland Metro Opera House
Oakland, CA
Paid attendance: 652

Live commentary by “Broseph” Joe Brody.

Tonight’s musical guest was Topless Jefferson.

1. Top of the SkyDreamers Miracle Ecstasy Cup Double Chaos Redondo of Blood Round-Robin Intergalactic Tag Team Championship Tournament match: James C. & Juice Lee def. The New U (Shotzi Blackheart and “Bonus Boy” Bobby Burgerhands, with Coach Joey Nuggs) to earn 10 points.

2. BBQ Brawl Independeath Day Death Match: The PB&J Banana def. The Hot Dog Frank Mayer.

3. Top of the SkyDreamers Miracle Ecstasy Cup Double Chaos Redondo of Blood Round-Robin Intergalactic Tag Team Championship Tournament match: The Stoner Brothers (Rick-Scott Stoner and Scott-Rick Stoner) and Virgil Flynn II & “The Mexican Werewolf” El Chupacabra wrestled to a 20-minute time-limit draw. Both teams earned five points.

4. Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks tag-team match: The Caution (CAUTION! DARK Sheik and “The Talent” Ean Hancement, champions) def. Cereal Man and “Ultragirl” Brittany Wonder to retain the Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks due to interference from “The Hero of HIGHrule” Link, who joined DARK Sheik and Ean Hancement as the third member of The Caution (CAUTION!)

5. Six-pack challenge elimination match to become the number one contender for the Golden Gig: “The Dark Noche” Bat Manuel def. Johnny “Drinko” Butabi, Evil Ryu, “The Russian Lover” Zangief, Ken (with Cammy and Cammy’s Ass), and “The Hero of HIGHrule” Link to become the new number one contender for the Golden Gig. Following the match all three thirds of The Caution (CAUTION!) viciously assaulted Bat Manuel.

6. Golden Gig Championship: Anthony Butabi def. “The Rabbit With a Habit” Drugz Bunny to win the Golden Gig. Referee Guido, accidentally blinded by cocaine, counted Drugz Bunny’s shoulders to the mat when Johnny “Drinko” Butabi made the cover on Drugz Bunny. The decision was reversed when Hoodslam Señor Official El Sparko realized that it was not Anthony Butabi who scored the pinfall. The match was restarted and “The Rabbit With a Habit” Drugz Bunny def. Anthony Butabi to retain the Golden Gig.

You can see a live stream of every first Friday show, along with every other Hoodslam ever recorded, by subscribing to the Hoodslam YouTube channel for $1.99/month (includes free two week trial).

Hoodslam runs at the Oakland Metro Opera House every first Friday and will return on Friday, August 5 for Hoodslam: Battle Royal of Supremacy.

Follow Hoodslam on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and YouTube, all @hoodslam.

Got pics or vids from the show? Post them with #hoodslam.

Hoodslam is a 21+ event. DON’T BRING YOUR FUCKING KIDS!

www.BirdsWillFall.com

2016Results

Hoodslam – Saturday 32x Expansion Pack! Results

Hoodslam – Saturday 32x Expansion Pack!

Saturday, June 11, 2016
Oakland Metro Opera House
Oakland, CA
Paid attendance: 177

Live commentary by Dr. BRObotnik.

1. Triple Threat match: Lara Croft (of Tomb Raider) def. Vault Dweller (of Fallout 4) and Paperman (formerly Paperboy of Paperboy).

2. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Hyperstone Heist Race to Dick Mountain Challenge for Freedom handicap match: The Foot Clan (two Foot soldiers, Rocksteady, and Krang, with Shredder) def. Casey Jones.

3. Fatal Four-way match: Misty (of Pokémon) def. Sweet Tooth (of Twisted Metal), Spider-Man (of Spider Man: Maximum Carnage), and Altair (of Assassin’s Creed).

During the tape change, while music from the Battletoads “pause” screen played, Dr. BRObotnik invited Team Final Fight (Metro City Mayor Mike Haggar, Guy, and Cody with Nicole, who is not only Cody’s girlfriend, but is also Mike Haggar’s daughter) to join him in the ring to booze up the fans. As Mike Haggar was about to address the crowd, Evil Ryu, Violent Ken (both of Street Fighter), and Morrigan (of Darkstalkers) ambushed Team Final Fight and kidnapped Nicole.

4. Tag team match: Team Final Fantasy (Sephiroth of Final Fantasy VII and Squall Leonheart of Final Fantasy VIII) def. John Martsen (of Red Dead Redemption) and Phoenix Wright, Ace Attorney (of Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney)..

5. Tag team match: Scarecrow and The Joker (with Harley Quinn, all three of Batman: Arkham Asylum) def. Arkham Asylum Bat Manuel and Lobo (of Injustice: Gods Among Us).

6. Six-person tag team match: Team Final Fight (Metro City Mayor Mike Haggar, Guy, and Cody) def. Evil Ryu and Violent Ken (of Street Fighter) and Morrigan (of Darkstalkers) to rescue Mike Haggar’s daughter/Cody’s girlfriend, Nicole.

You can see a live stream of every first Friday show, along with every other Hoodslam ever recorded, by subscribing to the Hoodslam YouTube channel for $1.99/month (includes free two week trial). Search “Hoodslammery” on YouTube.

Hoodslam runs at the Oakland Metro Opera House every first Friday and will return on Friday, July 1 for Hoodslam: #America2016.

Follow Hoodslam on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and YouTube, all @hoodslam.

Got pics or vids from the show? Post them with #hoodslam.

Hoodslam is a 21+ event. DON’T BRING YOUR FUCKING KIDS!

www.BirdsWillFall.com

2016Results, Results

Hoodslam – Dionysus Affect Results

Friday, June 3, 2016
Oakland Metro Opera House
Oakland, CA
Paid attendance: 695

Live commentary by “Broseph” Joe Brody.

Musical guest: Twercules.

1. Intergalactic tag team championship tournament match: Virgil Flynn III & “The Mexican Werewolf” El Chupacabra def. The Stoner Brothers (Rick-Scott Stoner and Scott-Rick Stoner) and a pair of aliens who never made it clear what their names were (with another alien who, also, did not reveal their name) to advance in the intergalactic tag team championship tournament.

2. Otis the Gimp (with the Hooded Cobra) def. Psydsho the Clown Killer.

3. The New U (“Bonus Boy” Bobby Burgerhands and Shotzi Blakk Heartt, with Coach Joey Nuggs) def. The CAUTION (DARK Sheik and “The Talent” Ean Hancement).

4. 15-minute scramble match to determine the number one contender for the Best Athlete in the Easy Bay Golden Fannypacks: Cereal Man scored the final decision before time expired, def. James C., Ryu, Johnny “Drinko” Butabi, Pooh Jack, Player 1 Zangev and Player 2 Zangev to become the new number one contender for the Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks.

5. Four-way match to determine the number one contender for the Golden Gig: Anthony Butabi def. Ken, Juice Lee, and “The Patron Saint of Filth” Christina von Eerie to become the new number one contender for the Golden Gig.

6. Champion vs. Champion for the Golden Gig: Drugz Bunny (champion) def. “Ultragirl” Brittany Wonder as a result of interference from Anthony Butabi. Following the match, Brittany Wonder kicked Drugz Bunny in the dick. Immediately after, The CAUTION came out and “The Talent” Ean Hancement cashed in the Butternuts Memorial Lethal Lottery Battle Bowl Tag Team Tournament trophy for what looked like a match against a weakened Drugz Bunny for the Golden Gig. Instead, it was cashed in for a two-on-one handicap match against Brittany Wonder for the Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks.

7. Handicap match for the Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks: The CAUTION (DARK Sheik and “The Talent” Ean Hancement) def. “Ultragirl” Brittany Wonder to become the new co-holders of the Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks.

You can see a live stream of every first Friday show, along with every other Hoodslam ever recorded, by subscribing to the Hoodslam YouTube channel for $1.99/month (includes free two week trial). Search “Hoodslammery” on YouTube.

Hoodslam runs at the Oakland Metro Opera House every first Friday, but prior to Friday, July 1 for #America 2016, Hoodslam will run a second show in June with Hoodslam: 32x Expansion Pack on Saturday, June 11 at the Oakland Metro Opera House.

Follow Hoodslam on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and YouTube, all @hoodslam.

Got pics or vids from the show? Post them with #hoodslam.

Hoodslam is a 21+ event. DON’T BRING YOUR FUCKING KIDS!

www.BirdsWillFall.com

2016Results, News

Boyz in the Hoodslam: RENO Results

Friday, May 21, 2016
Cargo at the Whitney Peak Hotel
Reno, NV
Paid attendance: 145

Live commentary by “Broseph” Joe Brody.

Musical guest: Nevada Wolfsack.

1. Coach Nuggs Challenge: Coach Joey Nuggs (with “Bonus Boy” Bobby Burgerhands, representing The New U) def. “The Russian Lover” Zangief.

2. Three-Way Dance tag team match: Ken & Ryu def. James C. & Juice Lee, and The Stoner Brothers (Rick-Scott Stoner and Scott-Rick Stoner).

3. “The Mexican Werewolf” El Chupacabra def. Crotte Rhodes.

4. Four-way elimination match: Virgil Flynn III def. Johnny “Drinko” Butabi, DARK Sheik, and “Bonus Boy” Bobby Burgerhands (with Coach Joey Nuggs, representing The New U).

5. Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks: “Ultragirl” Brittany Wonder (champion) def. Anthony Butabi.

6. Golden Gig: Drugz Bunny (champion) def. “Big Ugly” J.D. Bishop.

You can see a live stream of every first Friday show, along with every other Hoodslam ever recorded, by subscribing to the Hoodslam YouTube channel for $1.99/month (includes free two week trial). Search “Hoodslammery” on YouTube.

Hoodslam will start running at the Cargo in Reno quarterly. Hoodslam also runs at the Oakland Metro Opera House every first Friday and will return on Friday, June 3, and again the following weekend on Saturday, June 11.

Follow Hoodslam on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and YouTube, all @hoodslam.

Got pics or vids from the show? Post them with #hoodslam.

Hoodslam is a 21+ event. DON’T BRING YOUR FUCKING KIDS!

www.BirdsWillFall.com

2016Results, News

Hoodslam – Super MUSCLE Bomb Exploder 2016: Dawn of Bustas

Hoodslam – Super MUSCLE Bomb Exploder 2016: Dawn of BustasFriday, May 6
Oakland Metro Opera House
Oakland, CA

Live commentary by “Broseph” Joe Brody.

Musical guest: Purple Stain feat. The Artist Formerly Known as Mary Jane Lawless

1. Three-Way Dance Tag Team match (whomever scores the decision advances to number one contender gauntlet match): Ken and Ryu def. The Caution (DARK Sheik and “The Talent” Ean Hancement) and The Knights of the Roxbury (Johnny “Drinko” Butabi and Anthony Butabi). Both Ken and Ryu made a simultaneous pin, resulting in both competitors advancing to the number one contender gauntlet match.

2. Number one contender gauntlet match: “The Hero of HIGHrule” Link def. Cobra Kai Corey Kreese, Bruiser Brody Adams, the PB&J Banana, “The Patron Saint of Filth” Christina von Eerie, Super Kratos 2099, Ken, and Ryu to earn the right to face Drugz Bunny for the Golden Gig in the main event.

3. James C. and Juice Lee def. “The Mexican Werewolf” El Chupacabra and Virgil Flynn III.

4. Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks: “Ultragirl” Brittany Wonder (champion) def. “The Russian Lover” Zangief to retain.

5. “The Dark Noche” Bat Manuel def. Cereal Man.

6. Tag team grudge match: The Stoner Brothers (Rick-Scott Stoner and Scott-Rick Stoner) def. The New U (“Bonus Boy” Bobby Burgerhands and Shotzi Blakk Heartt, with Coach Joey Nuggs) to earn five minutes alone in the ring with Coach Nuggs, who was subsequently dismantled by the Stoner Brothers.

7. Golden Gig: Drugz Bunny (champion) def. “The Hero of HIGHrule” Link to retain.

You can see a live stream of every first Friday show, along with every other Hoodslam ever recorded, by subscribing to the Hoodslam YouTube channel for $1.99/month (includes free two week trial). Search “Hoodslammery” on YouTube.

Hoodslam runs at the Oakland Metro Opera House every first Friday and will return on Friday, June 3. You can also catch Hoodslam at Cargo in Reno, NV on Saturday, May 21.

Follow Hoodslam on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and YouTube, all @hoodslam.

Got pics or vids from the show? Post them with #hoodslam.

Hoodslam is a 21+ event. DON’T BRING YOUR FUCKING KIDS!

www.BirdsWillFall.com

2016Results, Results

Hoodslam: EnterTania VI

Friday, April 1, 2016
Oakland Metro Opera House
Oakland, CA
Paid attendance: 941

Live commentary by “Broseph” Joe Brody and Fucking Obese Nerdy Gamer (F.O.N.G.).

Musical guest: Easter AIDS

1. Butternuts Memorial Lethal Lottery Battle Bowl Tag-Team match: “The Russian Lover” Zangief and “”The Hero of HIGHrule” Link def. Scott-Rick Stoner and Ryu (with Cammy & Cammy’s Ass)

2. Butternuts Memorial Lethal Lottery Battle Bowl Tag-Team match: Coach Nuggs and Anthony Butabi def. The Berkeley Brawler and Boyce in da Hood

3. “The Mexican Werewolf” El Chupacabra def. Paul London.

4. Butternuts Memorial Lethal Lottery Battle Bowl Tag-Team match: “Bonus Boy” Bobby Burgerhands (and that’s HYPE!) and Wilke Ray (representing Hayward Heat, and with Stevie T and Big B) def. Scorpiundertaker and Pooh Jack.

5. Burlesque performance by Francine Dead.

6. Butternuts Memorial Lethal Lottery Battle Bowl eight-person tag-team match: “The Talent” Ean Hancement, Ken (with Cammy and Cammy’s Ass), Rick-Scott Stoner, and James C. def. Johnny “Drinko” Butabi, Cereal Man, Juiced Lee, and Charlie Chaplin.

7. “I Quit” match for the Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks: “Ultragirl” Brittany Wonder (champion) def. Pissed Off Nerdy Gamer (P.O.N.G., with Fucking Obese Nerdy Gamer [F.O.N.G.]).

8. Butternuts Memorial Lethal Lottery Battle Bowl: “The Talent” Ean Hancement def. “The Russian Lover” Zangief, “The Hero of HIGHrule” Link, Coach Nuggs, Anthony Butabi, “Bonus Boy” Bobby Burgerhands (and that’s HYPE!), Wilke Ray (representing Hayward Heat, and with Stevie T and Big B) Ken, Rick-Scott Stoner, and James C.

9. Golden Gig: Drugz Bunny (chanmpion) def. “Super Barrio Brother” Jesus Kruze, who cashed in the Kayfabe Memorial Lethal Lottery Battle Bowl Tag Team Tournament trophy.

You can see this show, along with every other Hoodslam ever recorded, by subscribing to the Hoodslam YouTube channel for $1.99/month. Search “Hoodslammery” on YouTube. Hoodslam runs at the Oakland Metro Opera House every first Friday and will return on Friday, May 6 for Hoodslam: Drinko de Mayo. Follow Hoodslam on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and YouTube, all @hoodslam.

Got pics or vids from the show? Post them with #Hoodslam

Hoodslam is a 21+ event. DON’T BRING YOUR FUCKING KIDS! www.BirdsWillFall.com

2016Results, News, Results

Hoodslam & ArnoCorps: Get Your Ass to March 2016 a.k.a. “See You at the Party, Richter!”

Hoodslam & ArnoCorps: Get Your Ass to March 2016 a.k.a. “See You at the Party, Richter!”

Friday, March 4, 2016
Oakland Metro Opera House
Oakland, CA
Paid attendance: 880

Live commentary by “Broseph” Joe Brody, F.O.N.G. (Fucking Obese Nerdy Gamer), and Anthony Butabi.

ArnoCorps played “Terminator” and “Total Recall.”

1. Four-way match: Cereal Man def. YouTube Sensation “The Talent” Ean Hancement, Johnny “Drinko” Butabi and Link “To the Future.”

2. “The Fuckin’ Machine” Brian Cage def. Predatorcabra.

ArnoCorps played “Eraser,” “Commando,” and set a new world record for distance crowd surfed while standing on a guitar case at a professional wrestling show during “I’m Ballsy.”

3. James C. and Juiced Lee (as Arnold Schwarzenegger and Danny DeVito from “Twins”) def. Pooh Jack & “The Super Barrio Brother” Jesus Kruze.

4. Golden Gig: Drugz Bunny (champion) def. DARK Sheik. “Super Barrio Brother” Jesus Kruze attacked Drugz Bunny and told him he was gonna cash in his Kayfabe Memorial Lethal Lottery Battle Bowl Tag Team Tournament Trophy for a match against Drugz Bunny for the Golden Gig in the main event of EnterTania VI.

ArnoCorps played “Pumping Iron,” “You Lack Discipline,” and debuted their newest song, “Mr. Freeze.”

5. Ken & Ryu (with Cammy and Cammy’s Ass), “The Russian Lover” Zangief and Shotzi Blackk Heartt def. Stoner U (Rick-Scott Stoner, Scott-Rick Stoner, Coach Nuggs, and “Waterboy” Bobby Burgerhands). After the match, Coach Nuggs turned on the Stoner Brothers and introduced the world Coach Joey Nuggs, Shotzi Blakk Heartt, and Bobby Burgerhands, now known as “The New U.”

6. Japanese Console War Death Match for the King of Iron Thumbs Tournament championship and a shot at the Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks: P.O.N.G. (Pissed Off Nerdy Gamer) def. “Ultragirl” Brittany Wonder to become number-one contender for the Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks at EnterTania VI.

ArnoCorp closed the show with “Last Action Hero.”

You can see this show, along with every other Hoodslam ever recorded, by subscribing to the Hoodslam YouTube channel for $1.99/month. Search “Hoodslammery” on YouTube.

Hoodslam runs at the Oakland Metro Opera House every first Friday and will return on Friday, April 1 for Hoodslam: EnterTania VI

Follow Hoodslam on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and YouTube, all @hoodslam.

Got pics or vids from the show? Post them with #hoodslam

Hoodslam is a 21+ event. DON’T BRING YOUR FUCKING KIDS!

www.BirdsWillFall.com

2016Results, News, Results

Hoodslam: Femmed Out – Total DIVAstation Results

Hoodslam: Femmed Out – Total DIVAstation
Friday, February 5, 2016
Oakland Metro Opera House
Oakland, CA
Paid attendance: 857
Live commentary by “Broseph” Joe Brody.
Musical guest: The Chixie Dicks featuring Mary Jane Lawless.
1. P.O.N.G. (Pissed Off Nerdy Gamer, with F.O.N.G. [Fucking Obese Nerdy Gamer], representing Team Game Over) def. Wanda from “In Living Color.”
2. Tag team match: Smokin’ Hot Boobs def. Latina Heat (Lita and Shakira).
3. Gauntlet: Mimi from “The Drew Carey Show” def. “The Blood Thirsty Vixen” Mariah, Dorothy from “The Wizard of Oz,” Leeloo from “The Fifth Element,” and General “Don’t Call Her ‘Princess’” Leia.
4. James C. and Juiced Lee def. “Super Barrio Brother” Jesus Kruze and Dragz Bunny.
5. Sasha Blunts def. Carolina Flair (with Bobby Burgerflair).
6. The Joker and Harley Quinn def. Bat Manuela and Cereal Girl.
7. Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks: “Ultragirl” Brittany Wonder (champion) def. Shelly de la Muerte.
You can see this show, along with every other Hoodslam ever recorded, by subscribing to the Hoodslam YouTube channel for $1.99/month. Search “Hoodslammery” on YouTube.
Hoodslam runs at the Oakland Metro Opera House every first Friday and will return on Friday, March 4 for Hoodslam and ArnoCorps – Get Your Ass to March 2016
Follow Hoodslam on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and YouTube, all @hoodslam.
Got pics or vids from the show? Post them with #Hoodslam
Hoodslam is a 21+ event. DON’T BRING YOUR FUCKING KIDS!
www.BirdsWillFall.com

2016Results, News, Results

Hoodslam: Battle, Born, Ready…BLUUAAGH!

Friday, January 15, 2016
Cargo
Reno, NV
Paid attendance: 181

Live commentary by “Broseph” Joe Brody.

Tonight’s musical guest was Biggest Little Titty.

1. Six-man tag-team match: Stoner U (The Stoner Brothers [Rick-Scott Stoner and Scott-Rick Stoner] and Coach Joey Nuggs) def. The Knights of the Roxbury (Johnny “Drinko” Butabi and Anthony Butabi) and “Waterboy” Bobby Burgerhands.

2. Ryu def. Ken.

3. “The Dark Noche” Bat Manuel def. DARK Sheik.

4. Juiced Lee (with James C.) def. Virgil Flynn III.

5. Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks: “Ultragirl” Brittany Wonder (champion) def. “The Mexican Werewolf” El Chupacabra.

6. Gauntlet match: Pooh Jack def. Gene Eric, “The Black Cat” Joey Smoke, Eddie Braddock, Stevie T, J.R. Crottos, Hip Hop Harry, and Referee Guido.

7. Golden Gig: Drugz Bunny (champion) def. James C. (with Juiced Lee).

You can see this show, along with every other Hoodslam ever recorded, by subscribing to the Hoodslam YouTube channel for $1.99/month. Search “Hoodslammery” on YouTube.

Hoodslam runs at the Oakland Metro Opera House every first Friday and will return on Friday, February 5 for Hoodslam: Femmed Out – Total Diva-station

Follow Hoodslam on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and YouTube, all @hoodslam.

Got pics or vids from the show? Post them with #Hoodslam

Hoodslam is a 21+ event. DON’T BRING YOUR FUCKING KIDS!