Hoodslam: Battle Royal Of Supremacy / Daze Of Future Past
Fri. Aug. 2nd @the Oakland Metro – approx. attendance: 700

* Broseph Brody w/ Kammy d. Super Tiger in a BROpen Challenge to qualify for the Battle Royal of Supremacy.
* PONG & FONG (Pissed Off Nerdy Gamer & Fat Obese Nerdy Gamer) d. Blanka & Zangiev in an impromptu challenge to qualify for the Battle Royal Of Supremacy
* Gorilla Vinny Butabi d. Johnny Drinko Butabi to qualify for the Battle Royal Of Supremacy, then took his disembodied zombie head back from Doc Atrocity when given the choice of the surviving half of Baby Hoodslam or his own head.
* Ryu & Ken d. Scorpion & Sub-Zero w/ Sindel in a SSF vs. MK showdown to qualify for the Battle Royal of Supremacy.
* Anthony Butabi d. Brittany Wonder to qualify for the Battle Royal of Supremacy after future Resistance fighter Sgt. Straightrazor appeared and referred to both Anthony and Brit as “Grandma and Pop Pop.”
* James & Drugz Bunny w/ Stony Montana d. “Original Gangsta” Mustafa Saed & Pooh Jack, La Raza (Chicano Flame & Jardcore Jesus), and the team of Otis The Gimp & Sexy Chino w/ Lollipop in a 4-way tag team match to qualify for the Battle Royal Of Supremacy.
* Virgil Flynn (as Bruce Leroy) d. Sho Nuff the Shogun of Harlem in a Kung Fu Theater Last Dragon match to qualify for the Battle Royal of Supremacy.
* Golden Gig champions The Stoner Bros. (Rick-Scott & Scott-Rick) d. Resistance Fighters From The Future (Major Meathook & Private Boltcutter) w/ Sgt. Straightrazor in an impromptu challenge.
* Doc Atrocity put El Sparko on trial with Judge Johnny Legend, but all hell broke loose when commentator Kevin Gill suddenly assassinated Doc’s star witness John Wilkes Boothe on the stand! This brought out “Sexy Scientist” Shelly Martinez who revealed that SHE built the time portal to the year 2099 and has seen the future of Hoodslam under the tyrannical rule of Doc Atrocity. Doc had his clowns bring out a “Weapon Of Unimaginable Death & Destruction” and ordered El Chupacabra to take out Shelly. Supercabra (Chupacabra from the year 2099) appeared and joined Shelly against Doc and the present-day Chupacabra.
* “Sexy Scientist” Shelly Martinez & El Supercabra (Chupacabra from 2099) d. Doc Atrocity & El Chupacabra (present-day) in an impromptu challenge.
* Drugz Bunny won the 10-man Battle Royal Of Supremacy by eliminating James.

Boyz In The Hoodslam 3: 37th Chamber of Hoodslam
Friday July 5th Oakland Metro Operahouse – Oakland, CA
attendance: 500+
Hosted by: KG Kevin Gill, Broseph Joe Brody (a.k.a. A. J. Kirsch) and special guest commentator El Flaco Loco
The Hoodslam Band performed as Red, White & Blaaaaauuuuughh!

* Broseph Brody defeated “Russian Lover” Zangiev w/ Kammy & Kammy’s Ass in the first ever “BROpen Challenge” when Kammy turned on Zangiev and left with Brody who was replaced by El Flaco Loco on commentary.

* Anthony Butabi defeated Johnny “Drinko” Butabi to earn a shot at the Golden Gig in a “High Life” match officiated by special referee Cousin Balki Butabi when Anthony managed to smoke an entire blunt before Drinko could consume an entire alcoholic beverage. After the match, Balki revealed that HE was the Sacramento Snitch that called the police and had Hoodslam shut down before their June 22nd debut in Sac! Balki revealed that he had a date that night with one Officer Foxy of the SCPD. Officer Foxy joined Balki on stage to dance and to announce that she brought her entire precinct along to join the party on the 22nd, leading to Hoodslam’s first Sacramento event never actually occurring. Drinko attacked Balki but was chased off by Virgil Flynn III! Balki tried to thank Virgil but Hoodslam’s high-flying phenomenon would have none of it, calling Balki a dirty snitch and challenging him to an impromptu match…

* Virgil Flynn III defeated Cousin Balki Butabi w/ Officer Foxy in an impromptu match.

* Scorpion, Sub-Zero & Kano w/ Sindel defeated Ken, Dan (substituting for the missing Ryu) and “Ms. Marvel” Brittany Wonder w/ Kammy & Kammy’s Ass in a Streetfighter vs. Mortal Kombat mixed six-person match. After the match, the tension between Scorpion and Sub-Zero continued when Sub-Zero walked out with Sindel after the two MK Ninjas stared each other down once again.

* PB&J Banana won by count-out over E. Honda when the SSF Sumo Machine tore off his wig, revealed that he wasn’t Japanese and announced that he was fed up with the whole E. Honda character before walking out abruptly after the bell rang.

* A special black light burlesque performance by Francine Dead!

* Planet Rock of B-Boy, Boombox & Soundwave defeated the James Gang of James, Drugz Bunny & Stony Montana before leading the fans in a Hoodslam Dance Party!

* Juiced Lee defeated Akeem Jabdul Kabar (a.k.a. Eric Watts) in a special “Kung-Fu Theater Game Of Death” match that saw Kabar plant Lee with a stiff kick to the chest that left a huge black footprint on the “Anabolic Dragon.”

* Golden Gig champions the Stoner Bros. (Rick-Scott & Scott-Rick) defeated Anthony Butabi & mystery partner DRAKE YOUNGER when senior referee El Sparko had security escort Younger from the ring during the match, forcing Anthony to suffer a 2-against-1 beat-down and getting pinned after a wicked Rizzbomb! Before the match, Johnny Drinko Butabi teased reuniting with his brother, but flipped him off and walked out. The Stoners destroyed Anthony until Younger came out to team with the man who earned his respect in one of his final Death matches. It seemed as if the duo of Butabi and Younger were on the verge of winning the Gig when Sparko intervened.

* After the match, Doc Atrocity & his United Sideshows & Atrocities stable appeared on stage and called out El Sparko for all the questionable decisions over the last year, from forcing Dark Sheik to defend his EBX Best Athlete award against his will, to allowing Adam Thornstowe into Hoodslam after he had been banned, to pulling Younger out of the main event. Doc told Sparko he would be put on trial next month for TREASON AGAINST HOODSLAM! Then ordered his Carny Clowns and Mutant Red Rhino to attack the defenseless senior official. Sparko cleverly called for the bell and Rhino suddenly turned on the clowns, destroying them and pinning them in an impromptu match made by the masked referee! Rhino then walked off the stage, ignoring the raving mad Doc and his crew. Without warning, the mysterious technological device that was sent to Hoodslam last week appear on the stage billowing smoke and making bizarre noises. Suddenly, four unknown individuals in paramilitary garb came through the portal demanding to know the date! When KG informed them that it was July 5th 2013, they revealed themselves to be Resistance fighters from the year 2099 to stop the trial of El Sparko! Doc said this was all nonsense and brought out D. Faust to summon his personal demon from the depths of damnation “The Hound Of Hell” Cerberus to join US&A. Doc Atrocity, El Chupacabra & Cerberus called out any three members of the Resistance to a match to determine whether or not the Trial of El Sparko would take place next week. The soldiers from the future used their communicators to call for reinforcements and a enormous masked man appeared to join the soldiers known as Major Meathook & Corperol Clawhammer in a match against United Sideshow & Atrocities…

* Doc Atrocity, “Mexican Werewolf” El Chupacabra & “Hound Of Hell” Cerberus w/ Servo Destructo defeated The Resistance of Major Meathook, Corperol Clawhammer & the mysterious masked man w/ resistance members Sgt. Straightrazor & Private Boltcutter in an impromptu six-man match when Chupacabra connected with his “Spanish Fly” backflip slam off the top rope on the 300 lb. Clawhammer to secure that the Trial Of El Sparko would take place next month!

Hoodslam Returns to the Oakland Metro on August 2nd for the annual Battle Royal Of Supremacy: DAZE OF FUTURE PAST!!!

Hoodslam presents “Love the Game” results
Friday, June 7, 2013
Oakland Metro Opera House
Oakland, Calif.
Est. paid attendance: 750

On this night, the Hoodslam Band was known as “Donkey Schlong.” Live commentary by “Broseph” Joe Brody (WWE Tough Enough’s A.J. Kirsch) and your Juggalo homie, “KG” Kevin Gill.

(1) “Vampire Warrior” Dracula (Gangrel) won a 12-man video game gauntlet over Simon Belmont, a giant tarantula, a mummy, Super Barrio, Captain Caveman, Blue Beast, “The Modern-Day Hero” Kevin Douglas, Von Kaiser, Lil Mac, Player 2 Zangief, and Glass Joe by wrapping Simon Belmont’s own whip around his neck and delivering an Impaler DDT.

(2) Dark Sheik (disguised as Altair from Assassin’s Creed w/D. Faust) defeated Kratos, the God of War, with the Assassin’s Swan-Dive (senton bomb).

(3) Virgil Flynn defeated Dark Sheik (w/D. Faust) with a 450 splash to become the new Best Athlete in the East Bay (tied with Tim Thompson) after cashing in his Kat Williams Memorial Battle Bowl Championship.

(4) Scorpion & Sub-Zero & Goro the Gimp defeated Guile & Blanka & Zangief (w/Kammy and Kammy’s ass) with a double uppercut in a six-man Mortal Kombat vs. Street Fighter hyper rules tag team match.

(5) James C. (w/Agent 42.0 and Stony Montana) beat Drugz Bunny to retain control of the James Gang in a 1920s street fighter with a Gang Bang from the second rope through a table.

– Special performance by Cat Sweet of Displayed Labors Sideshow.

(6) Ken & Ryu & E. Honda (w/Kammy and Kammy’s ass) beat Johnny Cage & Kano & Nightwolf (w/Sindel) with a Hadouken/Shoryuken/Charging headbutt triple-team in a Street Fither vs. Mortal Kombat hyper rules tag team match.

(7) Main Event: Golden Gig champions the Stoner Brothers turned on their respective teams and declared themselves the winners of a 10-person pick-your-partners tag team elimination match. The match was originally Anthony Butabi, Rick-Scott Stoner, Juiced Lee, “Ultragirl” Brittany Wonder, and Soundwave vs. Johnny “Drinko” Butabi, Scott-Rick Stoner, Virgil Flynn, Cassie Summers, and Super Mutant Red Rhino 2099 (w/Doc Atrocity and the United Sideshows of Atrocity).

Hoodslam debuts in Sacramento, Calif. on Saturday, June 22 and returns to the Oakland Metro Opera House on Friday, July 5. Follow Hoodslam on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, and YouTube, all @Hoodslam.

Drinko de Mayo: Party Like a Chupacabra

Friday, May 3, 2013

Oakland, Calif. at Oakland Metro Opera House

Est. paid attendance: 670

On this night, the Hoodslam Band was known as “José Queervo.” Live commentary by “Broseph” Joe Brody (WWE Tough Enough’s A.J. Kirsch) and your Juggalo homie, “KG” Kevin Gill. Referees were Guido, Sparky Ballard, and Official Senior Official El Sparko.

(1) Juiced Lee defeated Virgil Flynn III with a vaulting top-rope moonsault after attempted interference from DARK Sheik was enough to allow Juiced Lee to secure the victory, albeit reluctantly.

(2) Drugz Bunny defeated James C. (w/Stoney Montana) with a second-rope sunset flip. James then challenged Drugz Bunny to a 1920s street fight at next month’s Hoodslam. If James loses, he will relinquish control of the James Gang to Drugz Bunny. If Drugz Bunny loses, he falls back in line as James’s subordinate.

(3) The Knights of the Roxbury (Johnny Drinko Butabi & Anthony Butabi) defeated United Sideshows & Atrocities (Doc Atrocity & “The Mexican Werewolf” El Chupacabra w/Courtney Crimson, Super Mutant Red Rhino 2099, and Killer Clowns from Outer Oakland) when the Butabi Brothers hit a double Roxbury Bottom on Doc Atrocity after interference from Street Fighters Ken, Ryu, Cammy, and Cammy’s ass (which you can “like” on Facebook).

(4) Ken (representing Shotokan Dojo) defeated Johnny Cage (representing Earth Realm) with a hurricane kick off the top rope. Ken won the right to compete in Doc Atrocity’s Super Mutant Red Rhino 2099 Challenge later in the evening.

At this time, the valet of DARK Sheik, D. FAUST, performed burlesque art performance dance theater magic.

(5) DARK Sheik (w/D. FAUST) & Otis the Gimp & “Ultragirl” Brittany Wonder beat RYU & “Russian Lover” Zangiev & “Brazillian Beast” Blanka (w/Cammy) after Sub-Zero interfered and froze RYU solid, allowing DARK Sheik to score the pinfall. Fatality.

(6) Golden Gig Championship Identical Twin Tag Team Trial of Terror: Stoner Brothers (Rick-Scott & Scott-Rick) defeated the Ballard Brothers (Shane & Shannon) with the Rizz Bomb to retain the Golden Gig.

(7) Doc Atrocity’s Super Mutant Red Rhino 2099 Challenge: E. Honda replaced Ken and became the first competitor to ever defeat Super Mutant Red Rhino 2099 after interference on both sides from El Chupacabra, RYU, Doc Atrocity, Ken, Johnny Cage, Zangiev, Johnny Drinko, Anthony Butabi, DARK Sheik, and Cammy.

Main Event time for the P.M.A. Championship of Wrestling.

(8) “Psycho Shooter” Drake Younger beat THE Brian Kendrick with the Drake’s Landing (vertebreaker) in their first-ever encounter.

HOODSLAM 3 YEAR ANNIVERSARY: “I’ll ALWAYS Know What You Did Last Hoodslam”

Friday, April 5, 2013

Oakland Metro Opera House

Oakland, CA

Estimated paid attendance: 800+

“I’ll ALWAYS Know What You Did Last Hoodslam,” features ECW Original Mustafa Saed, the “Warlord of Weird” Sinn Bohdi, WWE Tough Enough’s A.J. Kirsch, and the crowning of the Katt Williams Memorial Lethal Lottery Tag Team Tournament Battlebowl Championship. The winner will receive the coveted Katt Williams Memorial Trophy, which symbolizes the meteoric plummet of one career, to be sacrificed for the projection of another. The winner can use it at any Hoodslam to challenge any Hoodslammer in any type of match.

On this night, the Hoodslam Band was known as “Grape Dungeon.” Live commentary by “Broseph” Joe Brody (WWE Tough Enough’s A.J. Kirsch) and Doc Atrocity.

1. Eight-Man Lethal Lottery Battlebowl Qualifier: Johnny Drinko Butabi/Anthony Butabi/Gorilla Vinny Butabi/Balki Butabi def. Blanka/Grandmaster G/Otis the Gimp/Johnny Cage when Balki Butabi hit an elbow drop off the top rope on Johnny Cage.

2. Three-Corner Lethal Lottery Battlebowl Qualifier: James C. (with Stoney Montana)/“The Mexican Werewolf” El Chupacabra (with Courtney Crimson and Doc Atrocity) def the teams of “Rock Legend Scum” Adam Thornstowe/Drugz Bunny and “The Super Barrio Brother” Jesus Cruz/”Warlord of Weird” Sinn Bodhi when James C. hit the Gang Bang on Drugz Bunny.

3. Triple Threat Match: Ryu def. Ken and Vega (with Kammy) when Ryu hit a fireman’s carry slam on Ken.

4. Super Mutant Red Rhino 2099 def. Ryu in Doc Atrocity’s Super Mutant Red Rhino Arcade Challenge.

5. Four-Corner Lethal Lottery Battlebowl Qualifier:(the two surviving teams advance) DARK Sheik (with D FAUST)/Juiced Lee and Virgil Flynn III/Jolly Green Giant def. E. Honda/”Ultra-Girl” Brittany Wonder and “Broseph” Joe Brody/”The Russian Lover” Zangief. Zangief eliminated the team of E. Honda and Brittany Wonder when E. Honda accidentally hit his teammate with a charging headbutt and Zangief scored the pinfall. The team of “Broseph” Joe Brody and Zangief were eliminated when Virgil Flynn III hit a 450 splash on Zangief off of the 7-foot-tall Jolly Green Giant’s shoulders.

6. The Golden Gig Championship Match: The Stoner Brothers (Rick-Scott and Scott-Rick) def. Pooh Jack/ECW Original Mustafa Saed when the Stoner Brothers hit the Rizz Bomb on Pooh Jack with Pooh Jack stuffed inside a garbage can.

7. Katt Williams Memorial Battlebowl Championship Battle Royal: Virgil Flynn III def. Jolly Green Giant, DARK Sheik, Juiced Lee, James C, Johnny Drinko Butabi, Anthony Butabi, Gorilla Vinny Butabi, Balki Butbi, and “The Mexican Werewolf” El Chupacabra to win the Katt Williams Memorial Trophy and the right to challenge any Hoodslammer at any Hoodslam in any type of match.

Hoodslam results from the Coliseum –

“Goodslam – Friends Till Forever (AKA Finish the Fight)”
4/1/2013
1-6pm
Attendance – 55’000+ (top THAT)

1. Brittany Wonder def Akuma
2. “The Super Bario Brother” Jesus Kruze def Levi Shapiro with help from Butternuts
3. Ryu def DARK Sheik w/D FAUST
4. Stoner Bros (Scott Rick and Rick Scott Stoner) def Knights of the Roxbury (Anthony and Johnny Drinko Butabi) to retain the Golden Gig
5. Lucha Magnifico def Prawn Cena
6, Knights of the Roxbury, Ryu, Jesus Kruze and Brittany Wonder def Stoner Bros, Levi Shapiro, DARK Sheik (w/ D FAUST) and DARK Butternuts in a 5 on 5 elimination match

commit to memory. Expect a quiz.

Hoodslam 33 1/3
March 1, 2013
Oakland, CA

attendance: 570+
This month, the Hoodslam Band was known as Trouser Snakes on a Plane.

Live commentary by “KG” Kevin Gill and “Broseph” Joe Brody (WWE Tough Enough’s A.J. Kirsch)

1. Virgil Flynn def Grandmaster G with a 450 splash.

2. Super Hashtag BFF Connect Friends (Bat Shelly [Martinez] and Super Amber [O’Neil] with Robin [Danielle Marinez] def Zangief and Blanka with Cammy (accompanied by Cammy’s ass) with a facebuster.

3. Planet Rock (Boom Box and B-Boy with Soundwave) def The James Gang (James and Drugs Bunny) with a frogsplash.

4. Super Red Rhino 2099 Challenge: Super Red Rhino 2099 remained undefeated in the Super Red Rhino 2099 challenge def Anthony Butabi with a Super Gore 2099.

5. Dark Sheik (with D. Faust) vs Juiced Lee turned into Dark Sheik and Juiced Lee vs. The Stoner Brothers:Rick-Scott and Scott-Rick (The Golden Gig Co-Holders) saw the Stoner Brothers hit the Rizz Bomb on Dark Sheik and retained the Golden Gig.

6. RYU/El Chupacabra/Ultragirl Brittany Wonder def Otis the Gimp/Sexy Chino/Ken Masterz

7. Paul London def Johnny Drinko Butabi with a Shooting Star Press.

Feb. 1 2013 at the Oakland Metro, Oakland, Ca
Attendance: 700+

1. JUICED Lee d. Super Tiger (w/The Panther Party – Grand Master G, Mr
Hoodslam II, and Rasta Mysterio). Post match, the Panther Party
attacked JUICED Lee, but Pooh Jack came to his assistance and two
fended off the group.

2. Scorpion d. Johnny Cage in a match enhanced by Game Genie

3. The James Gang (James, Drugs Bunny & Stoney Montana) w/ Cammy d.
Team CAPCOM (E. Honda, Zangief & Blanka)

4. DARK Sheik w/ D. Faust successfully defended his East Bay Express
Best Athlete Award against Virgil Flynn III, El Chupacabra, Otis the
Gimp, Gorilla Vinny Butabi, Ultragirl Brittany Wonder and Butternuts
in a 15 minute Scramble. Post match, DARK Sheik retired the Award.

5. Planet Rock (B-Boy & Boombox) w/Shockwave d. Shotokan Dojo (Ryu &
Ken) w/ Cammy.

6. Super Red Rhino 2099 w/ Doc Atrocity, Nurse Servo Destructo & his
Killer Clowns from Outer-Oaktown d. Johnny DRINKO Butabi in Doc
Atrocity’s Super Red Rhino 2099 Arcade Challenge

7. Golden Gig Champions Stoner Bros. (Rick-Scott & Scott-Rick) d.
Freak Squad (Dom Vitalli & Gabriel Gallo) to retain the Gig

Sideshow performance by the lovely and seductive Francine Dead!

8.Main Event: Drake Younger d. Anthony Butabi in a Hardcore Deathmatch

HOODSLAM FTF AND LOATHING IN LAS VEGAS
01/26/2013
Future Stars of Wrestling Arena
Live Commentary by Juggalo Championship Wrestling’s “OG” Kevin Gill and Broseph Joe Brody.
Live Music by Cesars Phallus
Attendance 105

1. Sexy Chino and Crash Test Cody defeated The Poppers (Remy Marcell and Mike Da-light w/J-Noise)
2. Otis the Gimp defeated Ultragirl Brittany Wonder
3. Sagat won the LV Video Game Gauntlet by outlasting Hitman, Lil Mac, Akuma, Mega Man, and Zangief
4. Virgil Flynn III defeated DARK Sheik w/D. Faust
5. The James Gang (James, Drugz Bunny, Hitman, and Smacky Chan) defeated The Knights of the Roxbury (Johnny Drinko Butabi, Anthony Butabi, Gorilla Vinny Butabi, and Cousin Balki Butabi)
6. Super Red Rhino 2099 w/Doc Atrocity and El Chupacabra defeated Sagat
7. Golden Gig Champions The Stoner Brothers (Rik Scott Stoner and Scott Rik Stoner) successfully defended in a fourway tag featuring “The Super BFF Connection” (Bat-Shelly Martinez and Super-Amber O Neal), “Silent But Deadly” (Jean Pierre and Charlie Chaplin), and “The Shotokan Dojo” (Ryu and Ken)
– D. Faust heated up the room with a seductively evil 15+ minute burlesque act which received a huge ovation!
8. Main Event: JUICED Lee defeated El Chupacabra w/Doc Atrocity and Courtney Crimson

HOODSLAM ESCAPE TO LA
01/25/2013
Brian Kendricks School of Wrestling (Aka Pappy Pineda Promotions Dome)
Live Commentary by JCW’s “OG” Kevin Gill and Broseph Joe Brody
Live Music by Blow J Simpson
Attendance 130

1. Drugz Bunny (of the James Gang) defeated Otis the Gimp after Hitman subdued the referee, changed clothes with him, and counted the pinfall for his stablemate.
2. RYU appeared to win the LA Invitational Video Game Rumble (outlasting Zangief, Blanka, Eddie Gordo, Akuma, Hitman, Donkey Kong, and Lil Mac), until Super Red Rhino 2099 entered as a surprise last entrant and eliminated him.
3. DARK Sheik w/D. Faust defeated Virgil Flynn III
4. Bat-Shelly Martinez/Super-Amber O’Neal/Sexy Chino/JUICED Lee defeated Joker/Ultra-Catgirl Brittany Wonder/Super Red Rhino 2099/Doc Atrocity
5. Anthony Butabi defeated Johnny Drinko Butabi in a Falls Count Anywhere Spicy Doritos Deathmatch
6. Brian Kendrick defeated El Chupacabra w/Courtney Crimson and Doc Atrocity
7. JUICED Lee defeated James w/The James Gang (Drugz Bunny and Hitman)
8. Main Event: Golden Gig Champions The Stoner Brothers (Scott Rik Stoner and Rik Scott Stoner) successfully defended against Planet Rock (B-Boy and Boombox, w/Soundwave)
– Displayed Labors Sideshow (Chi-Kitty Baker, Courtney Crimson, Twitch, and Kat Sweet) closed out the night with their bizarre freakshow style sideshow presentation.