Hosted by Nuk Nuk Johnson and El Flaco Loco from District 30 on K Street in Sacramento!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxYP4Lnm2H0
Hey, you can watch it before you read about it, pretty neat
Hosted by Broseph Joe Brody and Wonder Dave
Featuring music by the Hoodslam Band, known on this night as Squad Stewart
1. DROWNING MATCH: The Caution (DARK Sheik and Link to the Future Anton Voorhees) defeated Stoner Brothers (Scott Rick Stoner and Rick Scott Stoner)
2. I QUIT MATCH for BEST ATHLETE IN THE EAST BAY GOLDEN FANNYPACKS CHAMPIONSHIP: Hidden Gem Matt Carlos became the new champion when Sweet Boone said I Quit after an interfering Richard Shhhnary captured his dog Bernie Jr and put him in a crate and doused it in kerosene. He then stole the dog.
3. DOG COLLAR MATCH to decide who is the one who holds THE GOLDEN GIG: Mexican Werewolf El Chupacabra defended his claim to the Golden Gig by defeated Sensei Joey Nuggs
4. INTERGALACTIC TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP: Da Squaaad (D-Rogue/Kenny K/Shakira Spears/Hip Hop Harry) became the new champions by defeating Cereal Man and Drugz Bunny in a match that was elimination for Da Squaaad but one fall for the then defending champions.
5. 30ish RUMBLE OF RANKING RAMIFICATIONS: Team Rocket (Jesse and James) won the over the top rope event, last eliminating Your Demigod of Death FunnyBone. They’ve earned an opportunity to become the team who holds the Golden Gig on November 1st
Hosted by Broseph Joe Brody, featuring commentary from Anton Voorhees and Rick Scott Stoner
1. El Chupacabra defended the Golden Gig against King of Dong Style Joey Ryan
2. Scott Rick Stoner defeated Anton Voorhees
Da Squaaad(Hip Hop Harry, Shakira Spears, D-Rogue and Kenny K) announced that at FTF X, when they run the show, they’re challenging Drugz Bunny and Cereal Man for the Intergalactic Tag Team Championship in a 4 on 2 match. Also, they used to kick it with Matt Carlos, so they’re throwing him a bone against Sweet Boone for the Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks. This is in addition to the DROWNING match they made with The CAUTION (CAUTION) against the Stoner Brothers.
3. Super Beast and Funnybone defeated Da Squaaad, after the match they attacked the creepy winners but The Beast Who Holds the Golden Gig El Chupacabra assisted them and turned the tide with his former compatriots in Disenchanted
4. Best Sheriff in the East Bay Golden Fannypack Champion Sweet Boone defeated Rick Scott Stoner to retain the Golden Fannypacks
5. Matt Carlos/Richard Shhhnary/HBKen/Sensei Joey Nuggs/BartMan defeated Glorious Banana/Supreme Pay Out Frank Furter/James C/Brutal Rob Hands/Steven Tresario in a match that nobody will take credit in booking, but it was fire
6. Bat Manuel defeated Big B and Juice Lee in a triangle match
yo, watch it here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJJrl5oQeic
Hosted by Kathy Campanelli and Link to the Future Anton Voorhees
Musicing by THE Oinga Boinga
3. Buggy Nova defeated Vipress
– Heather Monroe then greeted the audience via video of her at a pool. She was less than gracious to GLAM on her night of celebration, refusing even to attend. She did stop to remind us that as holder of the Sun and Moon key – and the one who shoved Lady K through the door and into oblivion – she is the one true champion of GLAM.
– Anton Voorhees and Kathy Campanelli then introduced the crowd to the new and vacant GLAMpionship Title! It’s purrty..
4. Plus Sized Model Thicc Martel defeated Fidel Bravo
5. Showgirl Calamity Kate defeated Nurse Ratchet
– Kate was able to pin Ratchet after interference from Da Squaaad, who then put a beat down on the zombie nurse for attacking them earlier. Buggy Nova would emerge – dressed as a nurse herself! – and fight off the surprised Squaaa with her bae, delivering a double choke slam to D-Rogue. The two would then finally embrace each other – in their hearts and in the flesh – and it was the most touching pda moment involving a single mother of a demon child winning the love of the zombie nurse she beat up 7 months ago in all of wrestling so far.
6. Viva Van defeated Leslie Iris
https://youtu.be/uSQhVBtnOfE
Hosted by Broseph Joe Brody
1. Demigod of Death FunnyBone defeated Hidden Gem Matt Carlos
2. Da Squaaad (Shakira Spears, Kenny K, D-Rogue and Hip Hop Harry Henderson) defeated The CAUTION (Link to the Future Anton Voorhees/DARK Sheik) & The Stoner Brothers (Scott-Rick Stoner and Rick-Scott Stoner)
3. Big B v Juice Lee was declared a no contest after Bat Manuel interfered and attacked both individuals with his bat-manuel-arang and other gadgets and shit
4. Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypack Champion Sweet Boone defeated Richard Shhhnary in a Sanctum of Silence Match after Sweet Boone released his invisible doggo “little Bernie Junior) from his harness and he bit Richard Shhhnary, making him do noises out his mouth
5. El Chupacabra defeated Sensei Joey Nuggs to become the NEW Beast Who Holds the Golden Gig Champion of all Hoodslammery
6. Drugz Bunny and Cereal Man defeated Brutal Rob Hands and James C to retain the Intergalactic Tag Team Championship
7. Thicc Martel defeated Johnny Drinko Butabi and HBKen in a Triangle Match
Hosted by El Flaco Loco and Fly as Fuk Nuk Nuk Johnson
1. Richard Shhhnary defeated Nurse Ratchet and Glorious Banana in a Triangle Match
2. Juice Lee defeated Big B
3. Otis the Gimp defeated Chris Blaze
4. HBKen of the Woah Woah Dojo defeated Keita Murray after Sensei Nuggs interfered
5. Golden Gig Champion Sensei Nuggs of the Woah Woah Dojo defeated Big Baby Powder
6. Stoner Brothers Rick Scott Stoner and Scott Rick Stoner defeated James C and Brutal Rob Hands
7. Big Ugly JD Bishop defeated Johnny Drinko Butabi
whoomp, here it is
Hosted by HeisenBro and Wonder Danny Tanner
1. Michael Scott defeated Andy Dwyer, but also Michael Scarn defeated Burt Maclin
2. Caine defeated Julien
3. Beavis and Butt-Head defeated Hank Hill and Boomhauer
4. Lindsay Bluth/GOB Bluth/Tobias Funke defeated Police Chief Jim Hopper and Eleven
5. Jesse Pinkman defeated Tony Soprano
6. John Snow defeated the Night King
here it is in case you’re curious what any of that meant
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omRTCBF1iWY
Hosted by Broseph Joe Brody
1 Stoner Brothers defeated Da Squaaad
2 Brutal Rob Hands with James C defeated Steven Tresario
3 The CAUTION defeated Bat-Manuel and Big B after Big B turned on Bat-Manuel. This is after Bart Man abandoned Big B. Post match, Juice Lee attacked Bat Manuel. Bart Man came back to help him
4 Juice Lee defeated Bart Man
5 El Chupacabra and Super Beast defeated HBKen and Golden Gig Champion Sensei Joey Nuggs of the Woah Woah Dojo
6 Sheriff of Hoodslam/Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fanny Pack Champion Sweet Boone defeated Matt Carlos, D Rogue and Tag Team Champion Drugz Bunny to retain his title
7 James C defeated Richard Shhhnary and Glorious Banana, and also his own personal demons regarding Bananas stemming from his past in the 1920s.
you can watch it all RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW before reading spoilers!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k–oA-uqgTg&t=7721s
Oh what a night. GLAM – Morning Glow was one for the history books in more ways than one.
The show opened with Oinga Boinga doing what they do best followed by them bringing out The LINK to the Future Anton Voorhees and the return of Kathy Campanelli. Kathy and Anton seemed to not be exactly seeing eye to eye which almost resulted in Kathy walking off the show. However in some quick apologetic thinking Anton convinced her to “turn around” and come back by going into a duet of “Total Eclipse of the Heart.” Fun times.
Match 1! The Villainess Vipress vs Nurse Ratchet.
Neither of these women had ever faced a foe like the other. Vipress was using all of her supernatural abilities given to her by Tia Mott against the undead medical professional but Ratchet had plenty of tricks up her decayed sleeve. The match ended when Ratchet stuck a syringe into the neck of Vipress and sucked out the dark magic leaving her powerless. Ratchet hit the Pricess Die for the win.
Buggy Nova then came out with her and Nurse Ratchet’s child, Charles Montgomery (Chucky) Nova, to try and convince Ratchet to be a part of this (Addams) family… and to imply that if she doesn’t she kinda owes a bit of child support. Nurse Ratchet looked at them both (longingly?) But ultimately left. This brought out Da Squaaad (Hip Hop Harry and Shakira Spears) to seemingly pick the bones but Buggy doesnt go down without a fight.
Match 2! Buggy Nova vs Shakira Spears.
The battle went back and forth but ultimately Harry was able to distract Buggy by threatening Chucky which enabled Shakira to hit the Fear the Spear for the victory.
Match 3! Ultragirl Brittany Wonder vs the Great Bambina. Bambina made her wrestling debut in February here at GLAM against Brittany in a hard fought, but ultimately losing effort but on this night she was able to secure her first victory!
Oinga Boinga played a few hits and Kathy Campanelli came out to say she couldn’t find Anton and then out came…. Anton?? No… it was Joseph Schwartz of the Bomb Shelter with a triangle painted on his face. He tried to convince Kathy and the crowd that he was Anton and this was his show and everything was normal and brings out “DARK Sheik” who was actually Randi West in a sash. Then there came a pounding on the Sun/Moon Door and out come The CAUTION through the door! Apparently the time and space hopping Bomb Shelter sent The CAUTION into another dimension in an attempt to take over GLAM but didnt realize that we just so happened to have a door to another dimension here at GLAM.
Match 4! Bomb Shelter vs The CAUTION.
Schwartz and West had the upper hand with their ability to rewind time, but ultimately Sheik and Anton were able to secure the win after hitting the Farooq Assault.
Match 5! Lady K vs Heather Monroe for the Sun/Moon Keys.
Both of these women gave everything they had in this match. Lady K fighting for her destiny to see the other side of the Sun/Moon Door, and Heather battling to prove she is the pinnacle of excellence here at GLAM. Lady K attempted multiple times to just grab the Keys to use the door but was finally stopped by Anton who told her she must win the match to have the keys. Lady K then took the microphone and locked Heather in an STF and yelled at her to quit and give over the keys… but Heather shouted the that door was unlocked! Lady K then realized she didnt need the keys and went to the door and opened it, finally seeing the other side for the first time. However, Heather Monroe shoved her through and used the keys to lock the door, trapping Lady K on the other side. She then got back in the ring and won by count out.
So… unless Heather unlocks the door or we get a new holder of the keys Lady K is stuck on the other side of the door… which is where she wanted to be this whole time… What a crazy turn of events.
What happens next??? Come find out next month!!!
Battle Royal X
8/2/19 at Oakland Metro Operahouse
Stoner U Pre show : Johnny Drinko Butabi defeated Otto Von Clutch
1. The CAUTION (DARK Sheik and Link to the Future Anton Voorhees) Bart-Man and Big B defeated Stoner Brothers (Rick Scott and Scott Rick Stoner) Bat-Manuel and Juice Lee
2. El Chupacabra won a handi cap match against HBKen and Golden Gig Champion Sensei Joey Nuggs to earn a shot at the Golden Gig at September 6th Hoodslam
3. Drugz Bunny and Cereal Man defeated 4 Minutes of Heat (Ricky Gibson and Eddie Gilbert) to retain the Intergalactic Tag Team Championship
4. Da Squaaad (Shakira Spears and Kenny K with Hip Hop Harry and D-Rogue) defeated James C and Brutal Rob Hands after Johnny Drinko Butabi interfered
5. Sweet Boone Ashlocke defeated Matt Carlos and Richard Shhhnary to become Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks Champion
6. D-Rogue defeated Pooh Jack
7. D-Rogue won the Battle Royal of Supremacy earning the choose the matches at Fuck the Fans X on October 4th
here it is for free!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUAdoty3D-M