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2019Results, Results

results: 7/26/19 Cartoonapalooza – Sexy GoodTime Wrestle Show

Sexy Good Time Wrestle Show: CARTOONAPALOOZA

Friday, July 26, 2019 – Oakland Metro Opera House

– HOSTS: Broseph as Swaggy (Scooby Doo), Wonder Dave as Jem (Jem and the Holograms)

– REFS: Arnold (Hey, Arnold!), Gerald (Hey, Arnold!)

MATCH 1: Six-entity tag

Fred, Velma, and Scooby Doo (Mystery Inc.) def. Ed, Edd, and Eddy

Bluto, the villain from Popeye, kidnapped Olive Oyl.

MATCH 2: Triple threat

Skeletor (Masters of the Universe) def. She-Ra (Princess of Power) and Helga (Hey, Arnold!)

MATCH 3: The bWo implodes!

“Tinseltown” Tommy Pickles (Rugrats) def. Big Poppa Smurf (The Smurfs)

MATCH 4: Tag-team match

The Blue World Order (“Tinseltown” Tommy Pickles and Big Poppa Smurf) def. Rocksteady and Bam-Bebop (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles) when Shredder joined the bWo.

MATCH 5: Popeye (with Olive Oyl) def. Bluto.

Burlesque performance by Sgt. Die Wies.

MAIN EVENT: Darkwing Duck def. Lion-O (Thundercats)

 

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2019Results, Results

results: 7/19/19 Hoodslam MidSummer Nights Meat Train

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hosted by Broseph Joe Brody, referees Wiggles and Nuk Nuk Johnson

 

1. “Mexican Werewolf” El Chupacabra defeated HBKen to regain his ownership of the Lethal Lottery Battlebowl Tournament Memorial Trophy

2. James C and Brutal Rob Hands defeated Da Squaaad (Hip Hop Harry and Shakira Spears), The CAUTION (CAUTION – Link to the Future Anton Voorhees and DARK Sheik) & Stoner Brothers (Scott Rick and Rick Scott Stoner) in a Chaos Rules fatal four way after Drugz Bunny attacked Da Squaaad

3. Drugz Bunny defeated WonderCat Joey Smoak

– post match, Da Squaaad attempted to attack Drugz Bunny, but Pooh Jack evened the odds.  Da Sqauaaad challenged Pooh Jack to a singles match at Aug 2nd BRX First Friday event, which Mr Jack accepted.

4. Richard Shhhnary and Matt Carlos defeated Funnybone and FunnyBOONE (Boone Ashlocke in FunnyBone paint).  Had Shhhnary been pinned, he would have lost the Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks, but he wasn’t, so like whatever i guess, not sure why i brought it up

5. Sensei Joey Nuggs defended the Golden Gig against Super Beast and El Chupacabra in a Triple Threat Match.  It was originally a singles defense v Super Beast, but El Chupacabra cashed in his memorial Trophy, however after interference from HBKen Sensei Nuggs was able to pin the “Mexican Werewolf” and remain the man who holds the Golden Gig.

6. Big B and his mystery partner Bart Man defeated BatManuel and his mystery partner Juice Lee in a dream partner tag match

 

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2019Results, Results

results: #AMERICA 7/5/19 Hoodslam

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hosted by Broseph Joe Brody, music by the Boston Tea Bag Party

1. The Stoner Brothers defeated The CAUTION (CAUTION) in a Smoklahoma Last Team Smoking Iron Lung Challenge

2. El Chupacabra and Shotzi Blackheart defeated Steven Tresario and Johnny Drinko Butabi & Brutal Rob Hands and James C in a Triple Threat Tag Match

3. Bat Manuel defeated Big B

4. Richard Shhhnary/Matt Carlos defeated Super-Boone Ashlock and Super Beast

5. Sensei Joey Nuggs defeated HBKen to retain the Golden Gig

– Post match, El Chupacabra attempted to cash in his Lethal Lottery Battlebowl VF3 Memorial Trophy for a match against Joey Nuggs for the Golden Gig, but HBKen attacked him and prevented the match from ever starting

6. Cereal Man and Drugz Bunny defeated Da Squaaaad (Hip Hop Harry, Shakira Spears and Kenny K) to become Intergalactic Tag Team Champions

 

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2019Results, Results

results: 6/28/19 “FEARLESS” Sexy Good Time Wrestle Show

Hosted by Link to the Future Anton Voorhees and Mathew Theall, featuring a pole performance by Seanmichael

 

1. Dominic Kubrick defeated EFFY

2. Brittany Wonder and Joey Smoak defeated Vipress and St. Synclair

3. Jake Atlas defeated DARK Sheik

4. Tommy Purr defeated Great Bambina and Frisco Flame

5. Lady K defeated Da Shade

6. Still Life with Pears and Apricots defeated All That Keita Murray

7. Weirdo Hero Randy Myers and DEMIGOD OF DEATH Funnybone wrestled to a draw

 

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2019Results, Results

results: 6/21/19 Hoodslam Jet Grind Wrestling Future

 

hosted by Screaming Eagle Mike O Shea, Thicc Martel and Broseph Joe Brody, referees Wiggles and Nuk Nuk Johnson

  1. Big B defeated Bat-Manuel

– STAGE 1 OF 3 STAGES OF FUCKERY:

The CAUTION (CAUTION) defeated Stoner Brothers in a karaoke dual when the fans voted Anton Voorhees singing (just barely) over Rick Scott Stoner

2. Richard Shhhnary v Funnybone was declared a no contest when Da Squaaaaad interfered just cuz their dicks.  Funnybone and Richard Shhhnary would fight back, though, and an impromptu tag match was dropped in our laps!-

2b. Da Squaaad (Hip Hop Harry Henderson and D-Rogue w/ Shakira Spears and Kenny K) defeated Richard Shhhnary and Funnybone after Funnybone ditched Shhhnary after Shhhnary tried to ditch Funnybone.

3. HBKen defeated Otto Von Kultch to prove to Sensei Joey Nuggs he had earned a shot at the Golden Gig.  Nuggs would attack him immediately after and call out a referee to quickly end the match of

4. Sensei Joey Nuggs defeated HBKen to retain his position as the Man with the Golden Gig

– STAGE 2 OF 3 STAGES OF FUCKERY:

Stoner Brothers defeated The CAUTION (CAUTION) in the “Mike O Shea Challenge” when Scott Rick Stoner defeated DARK Sheik by being the fastest at rolling a blunt, smoking it, and drinking two beers.

5. El Chupacabra defeated Battleborn Barbarian

6. Johnny Butabi/Steven Tresario defeated Brutal Rob Hands/James C in a real slobberknocker of a tag matcH

– STAGE 3 OF 3 STAGES OF FUCKERY:

Stoner Brothers and The CAUTION (CAUTION) scored equal points in the Thicc Martel hosted “BFF FTF Challenge: Tags One to Know One” Trivia Game – after FOREVER -, and thus both teams must complete the punishment chosen by the other team.  DARK Sheik and Anton Voorhees must recreate an episode of the 90s television show “Blossom” from Season 3, whiie Scott Rick Stoner and Rick Scott Stoner must recreate the motion picture action film “FACE/OFF”.  Everyone loses.

7. Kenny K (with Da Squaaaad members Hip Hop Harry, Shakira Spears and D-Rogue) defeated Pooh Jack in a no weapons match.  Afterwards, Da Squaaad would attack Pooh Jack, but Drugz Bunny would make the save and announced that he is medically cleared and at July 5th #AMERICA he would make his return to in ring action for the first time since March!

 

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2019Results, Results, Uncategorized

results: 6/14/19 The Gathering Storm – GLAM

Here we go!
GLAM – The Gathering Storm opened up with Oinga Boinga playing a brand new opening song, which was rad, and then the brought out The LINK to the Future Anton Voorhees. Anton in turn brings out his CoHost for the evening Kathy Campanelli. They inform us of things that were, things that are, and some things that have not yet come to pass. They then gave out Cereal Shots which must have been… delicious…?
And the show rolls on.
Trish Adora comes out and let’s us in on what she saw behind the Sun/Moon Door and it sounded like a bad time. Not wanting GLAM to suffer the same fate she called out the… Entity that came through the door after her last month and her new friend to send them both back through the door. They came out and it was the Villainess Vipress that answered the challenge.
Vipress defeated Trish when the mystery woman seemed to be giving Vipress additional power and strength throughout the match. She then spit some kind of Green Mist into Trish’s face and Vipress put Trish down.
After the match the Entity informed us her name is Tia Mott and she has come to feed on our hopes and heroes and she is here to stay. The only one who could stop her is the holder of the #SunKey and #MoonKey. Out comes Heather Monroe to possibly answer this challenge but Tia Mott uses her voodoo force telekinesis… what-have-you to choke the words out of Heather’s throat. Heather then says she has to go get ready for her match later and… walked briskly out of there. Tia, Vipress, and a seemingly hypnotized Trish left the ringside area and that was a lot to unpack.
Match 2!
Simone Sherie defeated The Great Bambina after some brutal back and forth action involving baseball bats, cereal, and almost the announce table. Simone is on quite a roll as of late.
Next comes Lady K looking even more focused than usual. Then Da Squaaaaaaaaaad comes out and Hip Hop Harry and Shakira Spears remind Lady K that she used to be on the top of the mountain here at GLAM and shes now lost everything. The #SunKey, her group the Disenchanted is no more, and that she needs to “Squad Up.” Lady K takes the mic and…. hits Harry with it.
Match 3
Lady K (Katarina Leigh Waters) defeated Lisa Lace / Shakira Spears in a dominating fashion. Not even attempted interference from Harry and D-Rogue could stop her.
Oinga Boinga plays some songs while Ultra Girl and Steven Tresario battle eachother with inflatable penises? Did I see that correctly? Crazy?
Match 4
Former WCW Superstar and Jung Dragon Kaz Hayashi defeated Juice Lee in an insane match. These two members of the Hayashi Family had something to prove to one another and prove it they did.
Match 5
Vulcana Pro Wrestler vs ‘Ultra Girl’ Brittany Wonder ended in a no contest after Vipress came out and attacked both women, almost taking Vulcana’s head off with a nasty Downward Spiral. I guess they weren’t kidding about coming for our heroes.
Heather Monroe comes out to defend her “championship” as she called it, putting the Sun/Moon Keys on the line against DARK Sheik. Before the match gets started though Heather informs referee Aleyah Mia Garcia that, just because she was on Monday Night Raw, she’s still not a real wrestler. But Heather was willing to give her one more chance to referee unbiasedly.
Match 6
Heather Monroe defeated DARK Sheik in a match that went everywhere. On the bar, at the merch tables, around the ring, off the walls… at one point Sheik slammed Heather on a guardrail and then missed and elbow drop off the ring to the floor. It was madness. The end of the match came when Heather (inadvertently?) shoved Sheik into Aleyah before hitting a Michinoku Driver but… Aleyah was unable to make the count. Heather and Sheik battled more and eventually Heather hits a Superplex into another Michinoku Driver for the win. Afterward Heather makes Aleyah raise her hand in victory and then clotheslines her… to… assert dominance? I dunno. Seems uncalled for.
Is Aleyah going to come back next show? Is Trish brainwashed by Tia Mott? Will Da Squaaaaaaaaaad regroup and renew their dastardly ways????

Find out on July 12!!!!!

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2019Results, Results

results: War Journal – 6/7/19 Hoodslam

 

From the Oakland Metro Operahouse, music by the Hoodslam Band

Stoner U Pre Show Hosted by Scott Rickerson and Screaming Eagle Mike O Shea

0. Big B defeated Bartman

 

1. The CAUTION (Link to the Future Anton Voorhees & DARK Sheik) and Boone Ashlocke defeated The Stoner Brothers (Scott Rick & Rick Scott Stoner) and Ballsy Badass Shotzi Blackheart

2. Hidden Gem Matt Carlos defeated Juice Lee

3. Mexican Werewolf El Chupacabra (winner of the Virgil Flynn III Memorial Trophy) defeated The Dark Noche Bat-Manuel

4. Whoa Whoa Dojo (Heartbreak Ken & Golden Gig Champion Sensei Joey Nuggs) defeated Brutal Rob Hands & James C and Johnny Drinko Butabi & Steven Tresario in a Triple Threat Tag Team Match

5. Best Athlete in the Eastbay Golden Fannypack Champion Richard Shhhnary (with Berkeley Brawler) defeated Funnybone to retain the Championship

6. MVP, Cereal Man, Viva Van & Pooh Jack defeated Da Squaaad (Hip Hop Harry, Shakira Spears, Kenny K & D-Rogue)

 

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2019Results, Results

results: Tombstone Polydriver – 5/24/19 Hoodslam

 

Hosted by Texas Mike O Shea, Link to the Future Anton Voorhees and Nuk Nuk Johnson

Music by Hoodslam Band

 

1. Shakira Spears defeated Steve West

2. The CAUTION Anton Voorhees and DARK Sheik defeated Stoner Brothers Scott Rick Stoner and Rick Scott Stoner

3. Anthony Butabi defeated Big B

4. Richard Shhhnary defeated Joey Ryan in a Sanctum of Silence Match to retain the Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks

5. HBKen defeated James C

6. Hidden Gem Matt Carlos defeated Funnybone, Boone Ashlocke and Thicc Martel in a Fatal Four Way

7. Sensei Joey Nuggs defeated Brutal Rob Hands to retain his hold on the Golden Gig

2019Results, Results

results: Party Animal Farm 5/3/19

Hosteph by Brosted, music by band Hoodslam the.

 

1. The CAUTION (DARK Sheik and Anton Voorhees) defeated 4 Minutes of Heat (Ricky Gibson and Eddie Pearl)

2. El Chupacabra defeated Juice Lee

3. Da Squaaad (Shakira Spears, Hip Hop Harry, Kenny K) defended the Intergalactic Tag Team Champions against the Stoner Brothers (Scott Rick and Rick Scott Stoner)

4. James C defeated Hayward Heater Big B

5. Hidden Gem Matt Carlos defeated 1 Percenter Royce Isaacs

6.Sensei Joey Nuggs defended the Golden Gig against Bat-Manuel

7. Richard Shhhnary defeated Funnybone,