READY OR NOT, Friday the 13th we make our San Diego debut!
Many matches have been booked, but we’re not gonna tell ya till everyone is bored and at home thanksgiving week. HOWEVER, the Primal Pro venue will be graced by
your host Jordan Castle
DARK Sheik
Captain JEFF of the Champion Ship
Adventurex Lara Frazier
From the Milky Way Galaxy, Cereal Man
MacDaddy MYLO
Best Athlete in the East Bay Award Double Golden Fannypacks Champion KEiTA
EMOHeads D-Torch and EMO Rob Hands
That Dumb Ho Anton Voorhees
and like a bunch of exciting people (and beings that aren’t quite people) we haven’t told anyone about yet
Our birthday is April, but we celebrate in December! Welcome to the annual ENTERTANIA
Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden FannyPacks Championship:
Kenny K v Champion KEiTA
Kenny K went almost a year as champion, but all good things come to an end. Though he won it under dubious pretenses, KEiTA was able to become champion in his first match back. Was it a fluke, or is he a certified Kenny killer?
GLAMpionship:
MacDaddy MYLO v Glampion Mighty Mayra – formerly First Matey Mighty Mayra from the crew of Captain MYLO, now she stands tall as GLAMpion! But, the former Captain seeks revenge as [the once again MacDaddy] MYLO challenges her old stablemate and tries to take her title
Fatal Four Way InterGalactic Tag Team Championship:
MxM Mansoor & Mason defend vs Stoner Brothers v EMOHeads D-Torch & EMO Rob v Anton Voorhees/Richard Shhhnary
The MxM had a strategy: attack all of Mansoor’s old friends, knock out Referee Wiggles, and count themselves the victors with his unconscious hand slapping the mat- and it worked! They’re the champions of tag team wrestling across multiple galaxies, chosen defenders against the Walking Phoenix. But before any of that comes up, it’s boss rush time as they face every team they beat on the way to the top in the same match.
To determine who holds the Golden GiG:
Allysin Kay v She Who Holds the Golden GiG Vipress
Allysin Kay was the secret paramour of Golden GiG holder Vipress. But, at the wedding of Sheik and Vipress, AK could keep it secret no longer. She interrupted and revealed that Vipress was not utterly faithful, forever dividing Vipress from Sheik. AK would then go on to win the Rumble of Ranking Ramifications, thus earning this shot at the Golden GiG at Entertania. She’s already taken her relationship away, will she take Vipress’s Championship, too?
Their Therapist Licences are on the line:
Grief Counselor Marco v Dr Von Eerie
After a year of trying to help us, we ended up getting them to fight each other. Well, not exactly. The therapy methods of Dr Von Eerie and Grief Counselor Marco are questionable at best. When Marco revealed that Dr Von Eerie had previously been a wrestler at Hoodslam, the Chief of Therapy sighted this as a conflict of interest. But before he could revoke her license, she outed him as one to engage in multiple matches, and revealed that he commonly keeps wrestling gear under his casual soothing clothing. The two came to terms: they would settle it in a wrestling match at ENTERTANIA
James C v Jaguar Montoya
We didn’t make art for this one, kinda a last minute addition. Jaguar was desperate to prove he belong in James new James Gang, but it was never enough. Perhaps he truly didn’t belong. Or maybe James never saw his potential. But after costing James and Lil Crush a tag match against the Stoner Brothers at EMO Prom, Jaguar made his new intentions clear: he wanted revenge!
Hosted by Jordan Castle, he’s uhhhhhh booked.
Maybe also but not definitely appearing: DARK Sheik, Lara Frazier, Chupacabra, JEFF, Brittany Wonder, Cereal Man
stay greasy hoodslammers, card subject to change or whatever
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The event also features:
DARK Sheik
Vipress
Anton Voorhees
Stoner Brothers
Grief Counselor Marco and Dr Von Eerie
Juice Lee
Cereal Man
Brutal Rob Hands and D-Torch, the Intergalactic Tag Team Champions!
At 4/5 Simulacrumania, Hoodslam was invaded by a band of wrestlers who had been left on read too many times. They attacked and said that they could be just as good as the regular roster, even introducing a Fake Stoner Brothers and Fake Drugz Bunny. Rounding out the ranks was a masked assailant, and longtime bay area wrestler Mikey Jay.
The masked assailant would reveal himself to be Johnny Butabi, former Captain of the Champion Ship! He had stolen the magical Ship in a bottle, and was holding it ransom for a title match against current Captain M Y L O! The contest would be decided in a /Walk the plank – Overboard Match/. Or Something.
Rubbing salt in our wounds, Mikey Jay was able to win the GLAMpionship from Hop Daddy. With two of our coveted awards in their possession, they opened their ranks to whomstsoever would join. This was answered by Jaguar Montoya, who turned on his partner Joey Gonzo when he urged him to reconsider.
Ultimately, Fake Drugz Bunny and Rodd Todd and Todd Rodd, the Fake Stoner brothers, were all mauled by the shark. Though Johnny Butabi was able to send M Y L O over the edge, she tamed the mighty beast and rode the shark back to the ring. From there, she chased Johnny beyond the couch. He is considered lost at sea.
Mikey Jay and Jaguar Montoya found themselves against the Stoners, Richard Shhhnary, Anton Voorhees, Mighty Mayra, Captain M Y L O and her new shark friend, as this assemblage of Hoodslammers looked to put an emphatic end to this invasion. It was then that Jaguar Montoya turned on Mikey Jay, insinuating that he was playing a double agent all along. Nobody really believes him.
The invasion was squashed, more deaths added to the Hoodslam tally. But, Mikey Jay remained our GLAMpion. At 5/3 Faith in Monsters, he agreed to defend the GLAMpionship against anyone who was /NOT/ a Hoodslam regular. The challenge was answered by the returning HellBent Viva Van, who was narrowly able to claim the prize.
Viva Van returns at our 6/7 event Dazzling to defend the GLAMpionship against First Matey Mighty Mayra.
During 5/3 Faith in Monsters, Grief Counselor Marco and Dr Von Eerie once again found themselves opposite of Vipress and DARK Sheik. This time, Juice Lee interfered on behalf of Dr Von Eerie. In the midst of combat, DARK Sheik accidentally kicked a chair into Vipresses face.
Referee Wiggles was there to administer top flight elite medical assistance. However, Vipress withdrew from the match due to her injury. She left the ring, and then the building, and promptly was admitted to a medical facility where she received surgical treatment in the days following May 3rd.
She Who Holds the Golden GiG Vipress is considered unfit for mortal combat as Hoodslam demands, indefinitely.
Above photos retrieved from Chris Jung aka @rudo_rampage on twittex.
Above photo provided by Vipress, who would not allow photography of her injured face to be reproduced. Get well soon, Vipress.
