SUNDAY THE 19TH – we pay tribute to ANIME for the first time ever at SF Oasis in San Francisco!  Daydrinking yall, show starts at 3pm!  Come in costume!

AUGUST 25TH – We invite folks from So Cal to come strut their stuff on our stage.  A showcase of our talented bros and sis from down south!

SEPTEMBER 7TH – We’re back on first friday for Identity Crisis!  James C and Ref Wiggles (?!) defend the Golden Gig against Juiced Lee and Drugz Bunny, and the Cereal Man of Good times confronts his Hollywood Doppleganger that displaced him the last 8 months.  The Fuck the Fans IX 10/5/18 event takes form!

SEPTEMBER 15TH – Savage Henry asked us to do a kick ass show.  And a kick ass show we will do.  The Eureka Municipal Auditorium is gonna get got; Prepare your bodies, minds and souls.  FUCK YEAH!

We had a blast out there.  Check out how much they love us too, featuring El Chupacabra, Drugz Bunny, Cereal Man, DARK Sheik and some familiar faces from our July show when Kaiju came, like DDS, UnderWear Model Mike Priest and Angel of Flight Mike Mathews!

So much has happened lately.  It’s hard to keep track.  But TOMORROW (if you read this the day its typed) is THE BATTLE ROYAL OF SUPREMACY!  Whoever wins gets full booking rights for Octobers Fuck the Fans IX event!  Scheduled to happen maybe:

* SOME KIND OF ATTENTION TO BE PAID TO  what the fuck, James C and Ref Wiggles are best friends and thats why James C is Golden Gig champion now?

*What is the state of the Doc Atrocity, Hollywood Cereal Man, Britanny Wonder and Nurse Ratchets Hood World Order?

*Bat Manuel and Johnny Drinko Butabi take on The Stoner Brothers Scott Rick and Rick Scott to see who goes to the finals of our Tag Team Title Tournament!

*Millennial Falcons Richard Shhhnary and Berkeley Brawler are afoot!  Snooping around to see who will meet them in the semi finals after Coach Nuggs and Brutal Rob Hands take on El Chupacabra and Funnybone!

*After kicking DARK Sheik’s leg out of his leg at 7/15 Sexy GoodTime Wrestle Show, Manny Faberino stated that his birthday is FRIDAY AUG 3RD, and his first act as a man will be to BEAT DARK Sheik!

* Ean Hancement gets his shot that he earned at 7/6 #AMERICA as he takes on Hayward Heater BIG B for the Best Athlete in the East Bay

*The final battle?!  Ken takes on his former partner Ryu (err…what do we call him now?) after being betrayed in the Mortal Kombat v Street Fighter Main Event at Junes Love the Game videogame tribute event!  They’ve fought before, but this time its HAIR VS HAIR

*The debut of Queen of Suplexes Nicole Savoy as she takes on ULTRAGIRL Brittany Wonder!

all this stuff.  watch it on twitch if you’re too far/tired/broke/lazy to come in person.  its free, but you can support from there too!

We had a blast going place to place this Summer!  Our performers were seen in Detroit, Hollywood, Portland, Seattle, Las Vegas, Chicago and more all in the span of a few weeks!  Spreading the gospel of our little show, meeting people, going town to town… really touched our hearts, y know?  Making special connections… selling that merch… fucking those fans!  We look forward to doing more in the future, and it was a blast meeting all your special happy shining people!

Big shout outs to HorrorSlam in Michigan, Wrestling Pro Wrestling in LA, FreakShow Wrestling in Nevada, 321 Battle in Washnington, Dead or Alive Wrestling in Oregon, Freelance Wrestling and Kaiju Attack in Illinois! Heres a brief gallery of our exploits.  Check out all of those fine companies social medias and twitters and youtubes and see us on it!  Or go to @Hoodslam on twitter and you’ll see all of us retweeting their shiz about our shiz and then you can be in the shiznet!

The challenge has been set, and we have no problem being the away team… see you soon Pacific Northwest!  IT’S GONNA BE A BLOODBATH

That 205 live mfer should have never cut off Butternuts head…because we don’t forgive, and we don’t forget. Now that he’s got something vulnerable, we’re after IT! And that IT is… Wrestling Pro Wrestling. Watch DARK Sheik, Drugz Bunny and Anthony Butabi make an impact right at the start of their last show “FREE MONROVIA”, live on their twitch channel. Follow them, and watch us wail on them even more. ITS GONNA BE A COMMON THING

Here’s their stupid twitch channel.  Go to it and see our glory, see our fury, see our might.

We made a deal with some folks in Chicago.  They come here.  We go there.  It’ll be fun.  The first part of this merry merger of minds begins at #AMERICA!  DDS and Underwear Model Eric Priest have come to town, and even been given a gracious BYE in our Intergalactic Tag Team Tournament as they take on the self proclaimed baddest tag team on the planet, ever, period.  HUH HUH HUH HUH HUH HUH HUH HUH HUH

MORE CHICAGO-ites are bound to touchdown that weekend, and if you’re from THERE be sure to checkout when Hoodslam comes to town in the aggressively entitled “KAIJU V HOODSLAM’ event on July 29th!  We’re gonna be there with fuckin bells on.

Follow KAIJU ATTACK WRESTLING at their Facebook!   OR YOU COULD ALSO GO TO THEIR Twitter!  They’ve got other stuff too.  We’ll show ya later!

A lot happened last show… lets catch you up…

• Anton Voorhees, Funnybone, Chupacabra, BatManuel and DARK Sheik have returned to this universe.  However, this signaled the end of The CAUTION (CAUTION) as Anton wanted to Sheik to join, Ean Hancement liked that they had moved forward, and Sheik wanted to do something new.  The Intergalactic Tag Team Championship has been vacated.
• BUT HAVING NO INTERGALACTIC TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS WOULD PUT OUR UNIVERSE IN DANGER, so a tournament is being held, The Top of the SkyDreamers Miracle eXstacy Tag Tournament 2018!  Not a lot of details have been revealed, except that Stoner Brothers Scott Rick and Rick Scott have advanced, along with Otis the Gimp & Glorious Banana and Millennial Falcons Richard Shhhnary and Berkeley Brawler
• James C had attempted to defend his Best Friend (yet to be determined exactly who that is) by refereeing the main event Golden Gig defense by Juiced Lee v Drugz Bunny.  His indecisiveness led to chaos, and both of his friends became frustrated and attacked him!  Referee Wiggles, somehow in charge this night, ruled the match a no contest, and in an effort of conflict resolution offered that all three fight each other at the main event of #AMERICA on July 6th for the Golden Gig.
• SPEAKING OF #AMERICA, it has been announced that along with that big time title match, we will see Kris Wolf debut vs. Shotzi Blackheart in a match made in Oakland!
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• Sadly, or luckily, it’s unclear what state Doc Atrocity, Brittany Wonder and Hollywood Cereal Man will be in by #AMERICA.  In May, their partner Nurse Ratchet dropped dead (er?) after a mysterious universal portal accident.  Hollywood Cereal Man would go on to lose his Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks to Hayward Heater Big B, much credit due to the actions of his stablemate Doc Atrocity.  The four of these called themselves the hood World order not too long ago, but only disorder has been apparent since.
• congratulations BIG B on becoming NEW BEST ATHLETE IN THE EAST BAY GOLDEN FANNYPACK CHAMPION.  Buzz Buzz mfers.