Friday Night is GLAM – GUILTY LETHAL ACTION MAYHEM. With the coming of the TARGET ACQUIRED event, 8 participants have already entered into the QUALIFYING Round! 
Killer Bae Heather Monroe
Leslie Iris
Daughter of the Devil, Vipress
Ultragirl Brittany Wonder
Aleyah Sweets
Sandra Moone
Shakira Spears
DARK Sheik
Who will be the first to proceed in the name of the GLAMPIONSHIP!
Yo, its halloween season. We know you love it, so…
October 4th is Fuck the Fans on a Friday in Oakland
October 10th is a THURSDAY and we’re back in Sacramento
October 11th is GLAM back home on a FRIDAY
October 18th is Hoodslammery still home ALSO FRIDAYOMG
October 20th is Sexy Good Time Horror Babylon on a SUNDAY at SF Oasis
October 25th….
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BLOODSLAM
Not only that, but Hoodslammers are all over the place, east cost, west coast, chopped and screwy mid west, dirty south. Stay here or go follow @hoodslam on like anything AND see where we’ll be this pumpkin time.
OH ALSO YOU CAN JUST COME DRESS UP FRIDAY FOR
bring your flyest fit
Its about to get nuts in Oakland. The beginning of our year of “x”s begins, as Battle Royal X is the first of our year of ten year celebrations! October FTF X, December HoodFighter Tournament X and of course…the baby daddy of them all, the showcase of the immorals… 2020’s Entertania X! Whoa yall, remember when we were the new kids on the block?
The week after BR-X is GLAM Morning Glow! The only showcase for womens wrestling in the bay area… no California…NO, just west of the Mississipi! It’s really like that yall…Come feel the Glow!
Tickets for both events are available on the facebook event page, the eventbrite…just click on our links, go find it… IF NOT THOUGH? We’re live/free at twitch.tv/hoodslam EVERY WEEK YALL. As its been since January.
Uncharted Territory? Maybe for the east coast…
The bay area’s only showcase for women’s professional wrestling is back with another monthly installment! Every 2nd Friday of the month, GUILTY LETHAL ACTION MAYHEM rocks the Oakland Metro Operahouse with the most physical show in town.
Last month we saw Lady K and Shakira Spears do battle in an epic encounter. Now, Lady K must find herself a mystery partner to take on the combined Da Squaaad! Squa Squa Squa!
Heather Monroe will also be in action, defending her Sun Key and Moon Key like they were titles! Even though we keep telling her they’re not… she’s encourageable.
Trish Adora, the only one to use those keys to see whats behind the door, warned against anyone else ever stepping through again. Her return from the other side was not alone, as soon following was the wicked Tia Mott. She immediately made a mental connection with daughter of Satan, Vipress. These two then would go on to hypnotize the AfroPunk Trish Adora as well, convincing her to join their leagues. Who is next to face this evergrowing ensemble of evil?
Hey, you know what else? Simone Sherie, Brittany Wonder, Nurse Ratchet, more! And it airs live/free on twitch at twitch.tv/hoodslam! Then we put it on our youtube! You can catch up on past videos at these destinations as well.
This event is 21 and up and takes place Friday Night at the Oakland Metro Operahouse. You can get tickets at the door or at the Hoodslam eventbrite!
This is really the best photo of them together. They chose it themselves. Congratulations to our friend from the Milky Way, Cereal Man and the Rabbit with a Habit Drugz Bunny on dethroning Da Squaaad last week at #AMERICA.
Da Squaaad had been champions since April 5th, 2019 when they won the titles at Entertania, giving them EXACTLY 3 months as champions.
This was Drugz Bunny’s first match back since March 22nd Hoodslam. Welcome back, champ!
At 6/21/19 Hoodslam Jet Grind Wrestling Future the audience was witness to the 3 Stages of Fuckery between The CAUTION (CAUTION) and The Stoner Brothers. If The CAUTION won, the Stoner Brothers would have to recreate the film ‘Face/Off’, if the Stoner Brothers won The CAUTION (CAUTION) would have to recreate an episode from the 90s coming of age teenage drama-comedy ‘Blossom’, specifically from Season 3. It ended in a draw
In our opinionation, first blood goes to ‘Link to the Future’ Anton Voorhees and DARK Sheik – The CAUTION (CAUTION)
The Sexiest Good Timiest Wrestling Show is EVERY last Friday of the month at the Oakland Metro Operahouse, and for June we decided to do something a little different! Typically we adopt a theme to cosplay – maybe video games, horror, space fiction. Fun stuff people for the Hoodslam roster to dress up as! Its great!
This month is COMPLETELY not that. Well, it’s still great. It’s hella great. Instead of adopting a theme, we’ve decided to celebrate one of the bay areas grandest traditions, PRIDE!
A lot of our crew are not of the community. Hey, we love’em, but they’re not on the show. We’re not gonna be dressing up like any gay icons.
What we are going to do is get some of the best talent from across the country who do represent the LGBTQIA. Performers that have broken barriers and carved their way into the pro wrestling industry. Talented motherfuckers that deserve a stage in Oakland!
To those who can’t make it, we are always live/free on twitch.tv/hoodslam every friday night!
21and^ folks, leave your pleasant children at home, it’s no place for them at a SEXY! GOODTIME! WRESTLESHOWWWWWWW!
Here we go!
GLAM – The Gathering Storm opened up with Oinga Boinga playing a brand new opening song, which was rad, and then the brought out The LINK to the Future Anton Voorhees. Anton in turn brings out his CoHost for the evening Kathy Campanelli. They inform us of things that were, things that are, and some things that have not yet come to pass. They then gave out Cereal Shots which must have been… delicious…?
And the show rolls on.
Trish Adora comes out and let’s us in on what she saw behind the Sun/Moon Door and it sounded like a bad time. Not wanting GLAM to suffer the same fate she called out the… Entity that came through the door after her last month and her new friend to send them both back through the door. They came out and it was the Villainess Vipress that answered the challenge.
Vipress defeated Trish when the mystery woman seemed to be giving Vipress additional power and strength throughout the match. She then spit some kind of Green Mist into Trish’s face and Vipress put Trish down.
After the match the Entity informed us her name is Tia Mott and she has come to feed on our hopes and heroes and she is here to stay. The only one who could stop her is the holder of the #SunKey and #MoonKey. Out comes Heather Monroe to possibly answer this challenge but Tia Mott uses her voodoo force telekinesis… what-have-you to choke the words out of Heather’s throat. Heather then says she has to go get ready for her match later and… walked briskly out of there. Tia, Vipress, and a seemingly hypnotized Trish left the ringside area and that was a lot to unpack.
Match 2!
Simone Sherie defeated The Great Bambina after some brutal back and forth action involving baseball bats, cereal, and almost the announce table. Simone is on quite a roll as of late.
Next comes Lady K looking even more focused than usual. Then Da Squaaaaaaaaaad comes out and Hip Hop Harry and Shakira Spears remind Lady K that she used to be on the top of the mountain here at GLAM and shes now lost everything. The #SunKey, her group the Disenchanted is no more, and that she needs to “Squad Up.” Lady K takes the mic and…. hits Harry with it.
Match 3
Lady K (Katarina Leigh Waters) defeated Lisa Lace / Shakira Spears in a dominating fashion. Not even attempted interference from Harry and D-Rogue could stop her.
Oinga Boinga plays some songs while Ultra Girl and Steven Tresario battle eachother with inflatable penises? Did I see that correctly? Crazy?
Match 4
Former WCW Superstar and Jung Dragon Kaz Hayashi defeated Juice Lee in an insane match. These two members of the Hayashi Family had something to prove to one another and prove it they did.
Match 5
Vulcana Pro Wrestler vs ‘Ultra Girl’ Brittany Wonder ended in a no contest after Vipress came out and attacked both women, almost taking Vulcana’s head off with a nasty Downward Spiral. I guess they weren’t kidding about coming for our heroes.
Heather Monroe comes out to defend her “championship” as she called it, putting the Sun/Moon Keys on the line against DARK Sheik. Before the match gets started though Heather informs referee Aleyah Mia Garcia that, just because she was on Monday Night Raw, she’s still not a real wrestler. But Heather was willing to give her one more chance to referee unbiasedly.
Match 6
Heather Monroe defeated DARK Sheik in a match that went everywhere. On the bar, at the merch tables, around the ring, off the walls… at one point Sheik slammed Heather on a guardrail and then missed and elbow drop off the ring to the floor. It was madness. The end of the match came when Heather (inadvertently?) shoved Sheik into Aleyah before hitting a Michinoku Driver but… Aleyah was unable to make the count. Heather and Sheik battled more and eventually Heather hits a Superplex into another Michinoku Driver for the win. Afterward Heather makes Aleyah raise her hand in victory and then clotheslines her… to… assert dominance? I dunno. Seems uncalled for.
Is Aleyah going to come back next show? Is Trish brainwashed by Tia Mott? Will Da Squaaaaaaaaaad regroup and renew their dastardly ways????
Find out on July 12!!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BOdLA1bkNs&t=3445s
(to the tune of Turbonegros “All my friends”) All our shits for freeeee. All our shits for freeeEEEEe WE ALWAYS KNEW THAT IT WOULD END UP LIKE TODAY