EVER CLOSE! EVER LOOMING! THE CLASH OF WORLDS SOON BEGINS, BUT WILL EVER ANYTHING BE THE SAME AGAIN?
As you clearly know, we’re dong a show in Las Vegas on the 23rd, a mash up of Freakshow Wrestling and Hoodslam called Freakslam! Cause HoodShow was not as good a name… The absolutely most insane pairing that’s ever been paired will bring you a show to be talked about for years to come! You Vegas fans have let us know for the last 5 years that you want it, you need it, you gotta have it again – and we were wrong to make you wait! But that wait is nigh over! Rejoice! Stuff happening then –
Freakshow Wrestling Champion Funnybone will defend against his Hoodslam Tag Team Partner El Chupacabra in a Mexican Bad lands Match!
In a Triple threat, Brittany Wonder takes on Shozti Blackheart and Sage Sin in an Invisible Steel Cage Match!
Richard Shhhnary has made an Open Invitation to the Sanctum of Silence, and it has been answered by Freakshow Wrestlings Kikutaro and Leroy Brown, but also Hoodslam’s Silent Assassin Jean Pierre in the first ever ELIMINATION SANCTUM OF SILENCE
For those that don’t know, there’s a fun company in sunny Hollywood, California that’s been having events for a couple years. It’s run by Brian Kendrick, yes THE Brian Kendrick – the same one who murdered Butternuts Entertania 5 in 2015! It also features some familiar faces from time to time: Cereal Man, Sexxxy Chino, Erik Watts, Nurse Ratchet and Richard Shhhnary have all been seen there in the last year, invited to take part in the festivities. But at the last event, a bold declaration was made. In the midst of their loveable animated box of chinese food Chowmein Charlie raining soy sauce to the eager crowd, a contingent of Hoodslammers made their presence very aware! Many Wrestling Pro Wrestling favorites tried to make a stand, but they were no match for the combined focus of an angry us. Hey…. they had it coming. See that footage at Wrestling Pro Wrestling Twitch Channel or see it on their Facebook page!
Wrestling Pro Wrestling has another event on THURSDAY JUNE 21ST for those of you in the Hollywood area… we’ll see you there! MUAA HAHAHAAA.
We’re in San Francisco SUNDAY for some SexyGood Time Wrestle Show #daydrinking! At 3pm the show starts at SF Oasis Nightclub (…DAYclub?) with full bar festivities in effect! Furthermore, its a 90s celebration! Get live mfers!
actually, its been around since 2013. it just got removed by our old webmaster and then finally dusted off today. Lucky you! Now you can see all of our old champions for the Golden Gig, Best Athlete Award and/OR Intergalactic Tag Team Championship! Also, who wins all our crazy annual tournaments? Now you’ll know! Click up, click below, click now so now you’ll know.
Drugz Bunny, seen here in 3 hour and 17 minute 1997 film Titanic, was sadly injured at March 16ths 3:16 event! We’ve learned that he has suffered a “grade 3 AC joint separation” or “separated right shoulder”. Those this injury is common and a full recovery is expected, it does put into question his ability to perform at April 6ths Entertania 8 anniversary show. He is currently scheduled to challenge Pissed Off Nerdy Gamer PONG for the Golden Gig Championship in the Main Event. So… yeah, kinda blows.
Stay tuned to Hoodslam social media, twitch, all that good shit for updates, or just show up and see what happens. Tickets on sale at Eventbrite now. FTF.
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It dawns on us that not all may be familiar with our annual celebration of femininity, and the reasons behind it. It is no simple answer, but let us do our best to elaborate on the why.
In wrestling, traditions go a long way. Not every tradition, however, should go indefinitely. Any story done right is worth telling, and there are always exceptions, but some old stories are best left in the past.
The all female Oinga Boinga at the 2015 Femmed Out, the first band to play our event excluding The Hoodslam Band
One tradition that perplexed us was the treatment of women as a lesser, perhaps even a commodity. “If I beat you your girl has to accompany me to the ring for one month” or “when i win against YOU, i get to go on a date with HER”, and so on. Women were important to have, upsetting to lose, but not worth as much as a title belt.
Another that has popped up over the decades and across the world,”Loser Wears A Dress”. How embarrassing it must be to be perceived as feminine. What a loser, to wear the same clothes as half the population.
DARK Sheik as Xena, 2015
Brittany Wonder, long time member of the roster and cosplay enthusiast, started to wear a Deadpool inspired attire in 2014. The sight of this “crossplay” triggered something; it occured to a member of our roster that in all of Hoodslams 80s night’s, video game theme’s, cartoon shows, horror shows, etc no male had ever performed as female. In fact, nowhere in wrestling was this a common phenomenon.
Brittany Wonder in “deadpool” inspired attire, 2014
Was it fear? Wrestlers are sensitive performer types, but is the same person who dives into tacks afraid of some lace? Are those who bleed for money terrified someone might think they’re pretty? Are they afraid they might be treated how they may have treated our sisters in the locker room?
Johnny Drinko as Shakira, 2016
Maybe its just not for their audience. We think ours can handle it. In fact, every year its been a sold out event, turning hundreds away.
So, noticing that women were half the attendees, noticing that women had as strong characters as men, noticing that different genders might want to attend in womens clothing and they should all feel proud and secure to do so…we put on make up and skirts, and put on a show.
Doc Atrocity getting “Carrie’d” by the roster, 2015
You might think its because women have been so proud lately. Or, because we live in the lgbt light house that is the bay area of California. Or, you think we’re a funny group who like girls clothing. None of it is entirely untrue…To us, its just about fairness. Women pay the same $20 as any man there, and deserve the same respect from their art.
Is this going to be any less of a stoned sweaty loud kinetic whiskey induced beautiful nightmare than any other event? Fuck no, we’ll just spend (way) more time on make up and (way) more money on costumes.
– (We’ve made the event two unique nights this year,2/3 & 2/4 so that nobody will be turned away, and all can join in the fun.)
