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Hoodslam News Beat!

A lot happened last show… lets catch you up…

  • Anton Voorhees, Funnybone, Chupacabra, BatManuel and DARK Sheik have returned to this universe.  However, this signaled the end of The CAUTION (CAUTION) as Anton wanted to Sheik to join, Ean Hancement liked that they had moved forward, and Sheik wanted to do something new.  The Intergalactic Tag Team Championship has been vacated.
  • BUT HAVING NO INTERGALACTIC TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS WOULD PUT OUR UNIVERSE IN DANGER, so a tournament is being held, The Top of the SkyDreamers Miracle eXstacy Tag Tournament 2018!  Not a lot of details have been revealed, except that Stoner Brothers Scott Rick and Rick Scott have advanced, along with Otis the Gimp & Glorious Banana and Millennial Falcons Richard Shhhnary and Berkeley Brawler
  • James C had attempted to defend his Best Friend (yet to be determined exactly who that is) by refereeing the main event Golden Gig defense by Juiced Lee v Drugz Bunny.  His indecisiveness led to chaos, and both of his friends became frustrated and attacked him!  Referee Wiggles, somehow in charge this night, ruled the match a no contest, and in an effort of conflict resolution offered that all three fight each other at the main event of #AMERICA on July 6th for the Golden Gig.
  • 3waySPEAKING OF #AMERICA, it has been announced that along with that big time title match, we will see Kris Wolf debut vs. Shotzi Blackheart in a match made in Oakland!
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  • Sadly, or luckily, it’s unclear what state Doc Atrocity, Brittany Wonder and Hollywood Cereal Man will be in by #AMERICA.  In May, their partner Nurse Ratchet dropped dead (er?) after a mysterious universal portal accident.  Hollywood Cereal Man would go on to lose his Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks to Hayward Heater Big B, much credit due to the actions of his stablemate Doc Atrocity.  The four of these called themselves the hood World order not too long ago, but only disorder has been apparent since.
  • congratulations BIG B on becoming NEW BEST ATHLETE IN THE EAST BAY GOLDEN FANNYPACK CHAMPION.  Buzz Buzz mfers.

FREAKSLAM IN LAS VEGAS JUNE 23RD

 

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EVER CLOSE!  EVER LOOMING!  THE CLASH OF WORLDS SOON BEGINS, BUT WILL EVER ANYTHING BE THE SAME AGAIN?

 

As you clearly know, we’re dong a show in Las Vegas on the 23rd, a mash up of Freakshow Wrestling and Hoodslam called Freakslam!  Cause HoodShow was not as good a name…  The absolutely most insane pairing that’s ever been paired will bring you a show to be talked about for years to come!  You Vegas fans have let us know for the last 5 years that you want it, you need it, you gotta have it again – and we were wrong to make you wait!   But that wait is nigh over!  Rejoice!  Stuff happening then –

 

Freakshow Wrestling Champion Funnybone will defend against his Hoodslam Tag Team Partner El Chupacabra in a Mexican Bad lands Match!

 

In a Triple threat, Brittany Wonder takes on Shozti Blackheart and Sage Sin in an Invisible Steel Cage Match!

 

Richard Shhhnary has made an Open Invitation to the Sanctum of Silence, and it has been answered by Freakshow Wrestlings Kikutaro and Leroy Brown, but also Hoodslam’s Silent Assassin Jean Pierre in the first ever ELIMINATION SANCTUM OF SILENCE

 

All this, plus much more yet to be announced!  Prepare yourselves, mind * body * and soul ***!  Follow the facebook event page for up to the minute up minu dates!

Hoodslam Invades Wrestling Pro Wrestling!

For those that don’t know, there’s a fun company in sunny Hollywood, California that’s been having events for a couple years.  It’s run by Brian Kendrick, yes THE Brian Kendrick – the same one who murdered Butternuts Entertania 5 in 2015!  It also features some familiar faces from time to time: Cereal Man, Sexxxy Chino, Erik Watts, Nurse Ratchet and Richard Shhhnary have all been seen there in the last year, invited to take part in the festivities.  But at the last event, a bold declaration was made.  In the midst of their loveable animated box of chinese food Chowmein Charlie raining soy sauce to the eager crowd, a contingent of Hoodslammers made their presence very aware!  Many Wrestling Pro Wrestling favorites tried to make a stand, but they were no match for the combined focus of an angry us.  Hey…. they had it coming. See that footage at Wrestling Pro Wrestling Twitch Channel  or see it on their Facebook page!

 

Wrestling Pro Wrestling has another event on THURSDAY JUNE 21ST for those of you in the Hollywood area… we’ll see you there!  MUAA HAHAHAAA.
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SUNDAY FUNDAY IS BACK!

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We’re in San Francisco SUNDAY for some SexyGood Time Wrestle Show #daydrinking! At 3pm the show starts at SF Oasis Nightclub (…DAYclub?) with full bar festivities in effect!  Furthermore, its a 90s celebration! Get live mfers!

HEY WE HAVE A HISTORY SECTION NOW

actually, its been around since 2013.  it just got removed by our old webmaster and then finally dusted off today.  Lucky you!  Now you can see all of our old champions for the Golden Gig, Best Athlete Award and/OR Intergalactic Tag Team Championship!  Also, who wins all our crazy annual tournaments?  Now you’ll know!  Click up, click below, click now so now you’ll know.

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DRUGZ BUNNY/ENTERTANIA NEWS ALERT

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Drugz Bunny, seen here in 3 hour and 17 minute 1997 film Titanic, was sadly injured at March 16ths 3:16 event!  We’ve learned that he has suffered a “grade 3 AC joint separation” or “separated right shoulder”.  Those this injury is common and a full recovery is expected, it does put into question his ability to perform at April 6ths Entertania 8 anniversary show.  He is currently scheduled to challenge Pissed Off Nerdy Gamer PONG for the Golden Gig Championship in the Main Event.  So… yeah, kinda blows.

 

Stay tuned to Hoodslam social media, twitch, all that good shit for updates, or just show up and see what happens.  Tickets on sale at Eventbrite now.  FTF.

Drugz Bunny Interview on Twitch!

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Yeah, we’re on twitch. Yeah, its live wrestling. We also play video games. AND WE DO A TALK SHOW. Honey, we’re good to you. Reminder: nothing we do is safe for work, or should be shown to your fn kids.