hosted by Anton Voorhees from Continental Club in Oakland:
Three Way Match For The HOODSLAM Golden Gig Championship Vipress (c) vs. Dark Sheik vs. Brooke Havok was declared a no contest when invaders attacked all three. They were Mikey J, a masked assailant, fake stoner brothers and fake Drugz Bunny. They said that they were great wrestlers who had been emailing hoodslam for opportunities, but were constantly left on read. Tonight, they would make an impact.
Best Athlete In The East Bay Championship Match Kenny K (c) defeated Mighty Mayra.
Triple Threat Match For The GLAM Championship Mikey J defeated The Cereal Man and Hop Daddy to become the new Champion.
Richard Shhhnary, Grief Counselor Marco & Dr. Von Eerie defeated The Lost Treasures (Lara Frazier, Joe DeSoul & Matt Carlos).
Triple Threat Match For The Intergalactic Tag Team Championships The Emo Heads (Rob Hands & D-Torch) (c) defeated The Stoner Brothers (Scott Rick Stoner & Rick Scott Stoner) and the fake Stoner Brothers (Todd Rodd Stoner & Rodd Todd Stoner)
After failing to win the Tag Titles, the invaders attacked all in the ring and gloated about still having two championships. This was when they revealed that the masked assailant was none of that Johnny Butabi – first Captain of the Champion Ship! Furthermore, he had stolen the Champion Ship and was keeping it hostage from Captain M Y L O, who had felt bad because she thought she lost it.
Jaguar Montoya and Joey Gonzo looked like they were their to take on these invaders in the name of Hoodslam, but an argument brewed between the two. Jaguar would turn his back on Gonzo and Hoodslam, and side with the simulacrum invaders.
Over The Plank Battle Royal For The HOODSLAM Champion Ship Championship Winner: Captain M Y L O both regained and retained the Champion Ship after fighting the invaders, assistance from Anton Voorhees, the Stoner Bros & Richard Shhhnary, and after befriending a shark that they tried to feed her to. Also, the fake Stoners and fake Drugz Bunny died, and Johnny Butabi is considered lost at sea. Also, Jaguar turned on Mikey J when they were the only two left, saying that he was playing double agent all along. Nobody believes him, but we don’t really feel like doing anything about it.
In a plastic world of bland production and avarice the shining lights of authenticity make the brightest targets of victimization. Imperfect simulacrum unfurl themselves against art and Oakland’s last sports team. A tired soldier admires a flower during a pointless battle.
Pro Wrestling Rated R // This Is Real since 2010 // Oaklands last sports team // 21+ #dontbringyourfnkids //
LOOK – come in to the bar/restaurant portion like 6ish,
shows at EIGHT 8 PM – 11 PM
NOTICE WE SWITCHED TO AN HOUR EARLIER? GOOD.
Also, you can stay after and drink. don’t mind us dissassembling a ring, there’s a whole upstairs and back bar you can enjoy without wood and metal spilling your booze and blood.
14 years of FTF
The accidental phenomenon
Full bar // 21+ // #dontbringyourfnkids
Aggressive Conflict Resolution
1/4 of the year was spent finding out who we are in therapy. Now we find out what we do about it.
The BOOM Gang deals with the outcome of James C v Anton Voorhees. The stipulation said one must leave the group. Who will stay, and will the other members, Rick Stoner and Scott Stoner, approve of their remaining teammate?
DARK Sheik ~ [currently] She Who Holds the Golden GiG, Vipress : the poster for toxic relationships, the everlasting makeup to break up. Now that EMO HEAD Brooke Havok has interjected herself squarely in front of DARK Sheik, metaphorical questions arise: will the fire between Sheik and Vipress burn out to ash? Will this test give it fuel to burn brighter? Will it go out of control and consume all three?
The Lost Treasures were the tag team champions and the hosts of FTF just a few months ago, but without their gold they do not glitter. Will Matt Carlos and Joe DeSoul continue to carry newcomer Lara Frazier under their wings? Has baby birdee decide its time to fly the coup? Two conflicting outcomes that are only small facets within a prism of probability.
Captain of the Champion Ship [in a bottle] Captain M Y L O and first Matey Mighty Mayra continue sailing on the good ship MMMM. Assuming they make it through March 1st with award intact, they’ll port in Oakland and defend their Ship, their title, their pirate way of life.
ALSO IF HE MAKES IT AS CHAMPION THAT FAR, “The Last Spinebender” Kenny K defends the Best Athlete in the East Bay Double Golden Fannypacks.
GET SAD – the Intergalactic Tag Team Championship Titles are on the line, quite possibly defended by the EMO HEADS – Scenesei D-Torch and the 6’7 300+lb montser of a sad boi Brutal Rob Hands [the Championship also shared with Brooke Havok]
PLUS drama romance violence entrance flex, drugs and stories from strange scrolls.
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The most heroic rock band in the world combines forces with Hoodslam once again to present the annual arno-infused wrestle concert GYA2M. Exactly!
Mansoor v Richard Shhhnary – Sanctum of Silence
After failing to reconnect with his friends of past, Mansoor has been anything but silent in venting his frustration. Now, he enters combat with Richard Shhhnary in the Sanctum of Silence! If you scream, you lose.
Vipress v Jamie Senegal – To determine She Who Holds the Golden GiG
Vipress intended for her friend Jamie Senegal to help her settle her lovers quarrel with DARK Sheik. Instead, she’s added another fractured relationship. Could the Golden GiG be the next thing to slip away from her grasp?
Anton Voorhees v James C – Winner Leads the BOOM Gang
In October, the BOOM Gang defeated The CAUTION, and per stipulation Anton had to join their ranks. He’s gotten along with the Stoner Brothers, but James C was happier without him in their group. Our therapeutic team of Dr Von Eerie and Grief Counselor Marco have arranged this March, forcing fate to provide the way forward.
The Hoodslammers mobb deep for this monumental excursion! Link to the Future Anton Voorhees and STONER Brothers of the BOOM Gang are headed to the Nile!
Also, EMO Queen Brooke Havok !
Fresh from her tour of Japan, Sandra Moone!
Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks Champion Kenny K defends!
Delightfully devious, Damian Desire !
The uncanny DARK Sheik ~
Belle of the Brawl Bryn Thorne!
A pocket full of sun, Ray Lyn!
Loud and vocal, Heidi Howitzer!
Lucha Ghoul SONICO!
MacDaddy M Y L O!
Possibly featuring a live adaptation of the feature film “Liar, Liar”.
7pmish doors, 8pm show
1 8+ but please dontbringyourfnkids
We are grateful that we will once again be featuring Burlesque from Debauchery Productions
L ook at our websites and social medias to see what matches are announced or like eventually maybe they’ll be uploaded here.
We face our inner demons in the squared circle of/that is our soul. Vivisection through therapy.
Hoodslammers battle in a harsh landscape, not all survive. When we stare across the ring do we battle our opponents or ourselves? Grief Counselor Marco digs deeper into the psyche of the roster, but in a wrestling company that fights angels, the further one digs the closer they are to hell.
DARK Sheik and Vipress are required to face couples counseling or Vipress will no longer be recognized as She Who Holds the Golden GiG.
The BOOM Gang [James C, Ricky Stoner, Scotty Stoner & Anton Voorhees] are mandated to participate in group therapy.
Ripping out Chupacabra’s heart tore Juice Leeup inside. Okami’s revenge seeks to tear Juice Lee up from the outside.
/Vivisection – (noun) dissection of a live animal/
ALSO, WRESTLING
Mansoor returns home…AGAIN!
Captain M Y L O of the Champion Ship and First Mate Mighty Mayra!
Best Athlete in the East Bay Kenny K
EMO Heads Brooke Havok, D-Torch and Brutal Rob Hands
Lost Treasures Matt Carlos, Joe DeSoul & Lara Frazier
other neat surprise super people,
Learn maybe at @hoodslam or website birdswillfall.com , yes, thank you.
Hosted by LINK TO THE FUTURE ANTON VOORHEES // Almost certainly included on Triller TV with a subscription to TRILLER+, as are most of our past and future events —
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doors 8:30ish, show 9pm-11:59pm
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Our 13th Anniversary party is on Friday December 1st, live from the Continental Club in West Oakland and streaming as part of FITE+ on FITE.TV
Cereal Man officiates as Newerer Dawgz Jaguar Montoya takes on Newerer Dawgz Joey Gonzo!
After winning a Chaos Rules Triple Threat Match to become number 1 contenders at Hoodslam /red/, the BOOM Gang [Scotty Stoner/ Ricky Stoner/ James C] take on the Intergalactic Tag Team Champions EMO HEADS [Brutal Rob Hands / D-Torch/ Brooke Havok]
What makes a man/a monster? El Chupacabra w/OKAMI v Juice Lee is finally settled
Hearts subject to break, DARK Sheik challenged Vipress to determine who will be She Who Holds the Golden GiG
Who will be the v best that no one ever was? Kenny K defends Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks Championship against Jack Cartwheel!
The card is set for this weekends show! Come see these, plus more, MATCHES
James C will return from multiple injuries and joins Stoner Brothers and Anton Voorhees to form the BOOM Gang. It is awkward to mention that many of those injuries were sustained by Anton Voorhees on the road to and during FTF 10/6/23 when Anton Voorhees teamed with The CAUTION against the other three BOOM Gang members in a match where whoever was pinned will join the other team. Our last event saw Anton and the Stoners work well enough together to score a win against the quickly formed team of Jaguar Montoya and Lost Treasures Joe DeSoul and Lara Frazier.
Though, they face another randomly assembled team, this team their opponents at least have a heads up. BART-Man returns from the tunnels or whatever to team with the man he faced last event, Juice Lee! Juice Lee better have eyes in the back of his head, because he also teams with his sometimes partner/sometimes opponent El Chupacabra. The two recently fought to a draw, with little settled beyond their clear ideological differences when it comes to defending Hoodslam from invaders. Lastly but most mighty, Mighty Mayra joins these other 7 combatants because her teammate in MMMM – MacDaddy M Y L O – is injured and we didn’t know where else to put her. Lucky her, lucky us!
It has been settled that VIPRESS is She Who Holds the Golden GiG, after reclaiming it from the Fallen Angel Shemyhaza (who had killed our last champion, PONG).
It has been settled that Sawyer Wreck is the number one contender for the Golden GiG after winning the Rumble of Ranking Ramifications at Octobers FTF event.
When Sawyer Wreck defended her Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks Championship against Vipresssses on again/off again partner DARK Sheik, Sawyer played with Vipresssesss heart by doing with her what Vipress could not. In response, Vipress cost Sawyer her championship.
On November 3rd, to determine who will move forward as She Who Holds the Golden GiG, all issues will be settled.
Newer F’N Dawgz have had their struggles as a group, mostly from Cereal Man not knowing which one is which and that none of them have a canine gimmick. The last event saw Jaguar Montoya and Joey Gonzo use Cereal Man’s absence to try solo endeavours. But now, Cereal Man tries to bring them back under his frost wings by using his status and celebrity to hustle a shot at the Intergalactic Tag Team Championship. Will this grand gesture be enough to heal the hurt sustained on October 6th and prior?
In contrast, the EMO Heads, ironically, are one of the most stable stables of Hoodslam. Brooke Havok and her parades of sadness have engulfed both the Brutalist of Rob Hands and the dubious D-Torch, and the three have found themselves as reigning/defending EMO-Galactic defenders of the Universe.
Sidenote: Brooke killed like three people in September and we’ve all just been ok with it.
Our newest of new champions in this Hoodslam is actually the first to ever hold the title! DARK Sheik, after dethroning Sawyer Wreck with the help of Vipress, once again claims the title that was literally made for her BEST ATHLETE IN THE EAST BAY.
Kenny K of Da Squaaad steps to usurp this title, and it is hard to argue that anyone else deserves the title more. None can dazzle like Kenny K, whether it be flying through the air or breaking backs OR THE UNSETTLING COMBINATION OF BOTH.
Their first encounter in 2006, their next encounter Friday 11/3/2023. Who will be the very best that no one ever was?
Hop Daddy stole the GLAM-pionship from Brittany Wonder. Literally. It was only later that he was able to use his stolen booty to persuade Brittany Wonder to defend it against her officially. Brittany Wonder, however, had always accepted all challengers. This, after many months, is her first opportunity to reclaim the title that she carried for over a year.
HOWEVER, concurrent with Brittany Wonder’s woes was the war waged between Da Squaaad and the Lost Treasures. Lara Frazier / Matt Carlos/ and Joe DeSoul. The Lost Treasures found themselves constantly trying to beat back Da Squaaad from their attempts to take the Intergalactic Tag Team Championship from them throughout their run. But what started as a hunt for the Lost Treasures championship property has now flip flopped on the Hop Daddy as it’s Lara Frazier gunning for his belt.
The turn tables have turned, but though they wobbles, will they fall this fall 11/3?
ALSO PROBABLY: continuing the beef of Da Squaaad and the Lost Treasures, you might see Alpha Zo take on Joe DeSoul. Tell your friends!
