hosted by Anton Voorhees from Continental Club in Oakland:

Three Way Match For The HOODSLAM Golden Gig Championship
Vipress (c) vs. Dark Sheik vs. Brooke Havok was declared a no contest when invaders attacked all three. They were Mikey J, a masked assailant, fake stoner brothers and fake Drugz Bunny. They said that they were great wrestlers who had been emailing hoodslam for opportunities, but were constantly left on read. Tonight, they would make an impact.

Best Athlete In The East Bay Championship Match
Kenny K (c) defeated Mighty Mayra.

Triple Threat Match For The GLAM Championship
Mikey J defeated The Cereal Man and Hop Daddy to become the new Champion.

Richard Shhhnary, Grief Counselor Marco & Dr. Von Eerie defeated The Lost Treasures (Lara Frazier, Joe DeSoul & Matt Carlos).

Triple Threat Match For The Intergalactic Tag Team Championships
The Emo Heads (Rob Hands & D-Torch) (c) defeated The Stoner Brothers (Scott Rick Stoner & Rick Scott Stoner) and the fake Stoner Brothers (Todd Rodd Stoner & Rodd Todd Stoner)

After failing to win the Tag Titles, the invaders attacked all in the ring and gloated about still having two championships. This was when they revealed that the masked assailant was none of that Johnny Butabi – first Captain of the Champion Ship! Furthermore, he had stolen the Champion Ship and was keeping it hostage from Captain M Y L O, who had felt bad because she thought she lost it.

Jaguar Montoya and Joey Gonzo looked like they were their to take on these invaders in the name of Hoodslam, but an argument brewed between the two. Jaguar would turn his back on Gonzo and Hoodslam, and side with the simulacrum invaders.

Over The Plank Battle Royal For The HOODSLAM Champion Ship Championship
Winner: Captain M Y L O both regained and retained the Champion Ship after fighting the invaders, assistance from Anton Voorhees, the Stoner Bros & Richard Shhhnary, and after befriending a shark that they tried to feed her to. Also, the fake Stoners and fake Drugz Bunny died, and Johnny Butabi is considered lost at sea. Also, Jaguar turned on Mikey J when they were the only two left, saying that he was playing double agent all along. Nobody believes him, but we don’t really feel like doing anything about it.

GET EMO // now featuring 2000% more Emo Queen Brooke Havok!

Hoodslam returns to The Bird Nightclub March 15th, 2024!

Featuring:

DARK Sheik

James C

El Chupacabra

Brittany Wonder

Chris Torres

Pooky

Dreamy Drew

JMM

AMIRA

Lara Frazier

Gin Sevani

More [?]

21+// #dontbringyourfnkids //Tickets- $25 www.BirdsWillFall.com

@hoodslam for details

#ThisIsREAL

In a plastic world of bland production and avarice the shining lights of authenticity make the brightest targets of victimization. Imperfect simulacrum unfurl themselves against art and Oakland’s last sports team. A tired soldier admires a flower during a pointless battle.

Pro Wrestling Rated R // This Is Real since 2010 // Oaklands last sports team // 21+ #dontbringyourfnkids //

LOOK – come in to the bar/restaurant portion like 6ish,

shows at EIGHT 8 PM – 11 PM

NOTICE WE SWITCHED TO AN HOUR EARLIER? GOOD.

Also, you can stay after and drink. don’t mind us dissassembling a ring, there’s a whole upstairs and back bar you can enjoy without wood and metal spilling your booze and blood.

14 years of FTF

The accidental phenomenon

Full bar // 21+ // #dontbringyourfnkids

Aggressive Conflict Resolution

1/4 of the year was spent finding out who we are in therapy. Now we find out what we do about it.

The BOOM Gang deals with the outcome of James C v Anton Voorhees. The stipulation said one must leave the group. Who will stay, and will the other members, Rick Stoner and Scott Stoner, approve of their remaining teammate?

DARK Sheik ~ [currently] She Who Holds the Golden GiG, Vipress : the poster for toxic relationships, the everlasting makeup to break up. Now that EMO HEAD Brooke Havok has interjected herself squarely in front of DARK Sheik, metaphorical questions arise: will the fire between Sheik and Vipress burn out to ash? Will this test give it fuel to burn brighter? Will it go out of control and consume all three?

The Lost Treasures were the tag team champions and the hosts of FTF just a few months ago, but without their gold they do not glitter. Will Matt Carlos and Joe DeSoul continue to carry newcomer Lara Frazier under their wings? Has baby birdee decide its time to fly the coup? Two conflicting outcomes that are only small facets within a prism of probability.

Captain of the Champion Ship [in a bottle] Captain M Y L O and first Matey Mighty Mayra continue sailing on the good ship MMMM. Assuming they make it through March 1st with award intact, they’ll port in Oakland and defend their Ship, their title, their pirate way of life.

ALSO IF HE MAKES IT AS CHAMPION THAT FAR, “The Last Spinebender” Kenny K​ defends the Best Athlete in the East Bay Double Golden Fannypacks.

GET SAD – the Intergalactic Tag Team Championship Titles are on the line, quite possibly defended by the EMO HEADS – Scenesei D-Torch and the 6’7 300+lb montser of a sad boi Brutal Rob Hands [the Championship also shared with Brooke Havok]

PLUS drama romance violence entrance flex, drugs and stories from strange scrolls.

@hoodslam on socials // see our v1deo library on Triller TV//Fite + // birdswillfall.com

#THISISREAL #hoodslam

Hoodslam × ARNOCORPS : Get Your Ass to March

3/1/24 Oakland CA, 9-11:59 PM PST

The most heroic rock band in the world combines forces with Hoodslam once again to present the annual arno-infused wrestle concert GYA2M. Exactly!

Mansoor v Richard Shhhnary – Sanctum of Silence

After failing to reconnect with his friends of past, Mansoor has been anything but silent in venting his frustration. Now, he enters combat with Richard Shhhnary in the Sanctum of Silence! If you scream, you lose.

Vipress v Jamie Senegal – To determine She Who Holds the Golden GiG 

Vipress intended for her friend Jamie Senegal to help her settle her lovers quarrel with DARK Sheik. Instead, she’s added another fractured relationship. Could the Golden GiG be the next thing to slip away from her grasp?

Anton Voorhees v James C – Winner Leads the BOOM Gang

In October, the BOOM Gang defeated The CAUTION, and per stipulation Anton had to join their ranks. He’s gotten along with the Stoner Brothers, but James C was happier without him in their group. Our therapeutic team of Dr Von Eerie and Grief Counselor Marco have arranged this March, forcing fate to provide the way forward.

ALSO:

DARK Sheik

Captain M Y L O

First Matey Mighty Myra

Brooke Havok

Cereal Man

Kenny K

Lara Frazier 

MORE

Hoodslam returns to the Bluebird Nightclub Saturday January 20th, 2024 to #FuckTheFans in the “Biggest Little City” with…….. Road to BLUAGH!

Hoodslam in Reno #Hoodslammers

DARK Sheik

James C

El Chupacabra

Brittany Wonder

Chris Torres

Pooky

Dreamy Drew

JMM

Drake Frost

Jaguar Montoya

Midas Kreed

Mighty Mayra

Dave Reckoning

D-Torch

21+// #dontbringyourfnkids //Tickets- $25 www.BirdsWillFall.com

@hoodslam for details

#ThisIsREAL

Trust us, we’re wrestlers.

The Hoodslammers mobb deep for this monumental excursion! Link to the Future Anton Voorhees and STONER Brothers of the BOOM Gang are headed to the Nile!

Also, EMO Queen Brooke Havok !

Fresh from her tour of Japan, Sandra Moone!

Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks Champion Kenny K defends!

Delightfully devious, Damian Desire !

The uncanny DARK Sheik ~

Belle of the Brawl Bryn Thorne!

A pocket full of sun, Ray Lyn!

Loud and vocal, Heidi Howitzer!

Lucha Ghoul SONICO!

MacDaddy M Y L O!

Possibly featuring a live adaptation of the feature film “Liar, Liar”.

7pmish doors, 8pm show

1 8+ but please dontbringyourfnkids

We are grateful that we will once again be featuring Burlesque from Debauchery Productions

L ook at our websites and social medias to see what matches are announced or like eventually maybe they’ll be uploaded here.

birdswillfall.com

@hoodslam in your life

We face our inner demons in the squared circle of/that is our soul. Vivisection through therapy.

Hoodslammers battle in a harsh landscape, not all survive. When we stare across the ring do we battle our opponents or ourselves? Grief Counselor Marco digs deeper into the psyche of the roster, but in a wrestling company that fights angels, the further one digs the closer they are to hell.

DARK Sheik and Vipress are required to face couples counseling or Vipress will no longer be recognized as She Who Holds the Golden GiG.

The BOOM Gang [James C, Ricky Stoner, Scotty Stoner & Anton Voorhees] are mandated to participate in group therapy.

Ripping out Chupacabra’s heart tore Juice Leeup inside. Okami’s revenge seeks to tear Juice Lee up from the outside.

/Vivisection – (noun) dissection of a live animal/

ALSO, WRESTLING

Mansoor returns home…AGAIN!

Captain M Y L O of the Champion Ship and First Mate Mighty Mayra!

Best Athlete in the East Bay Kenny K

EMO Heads Brooke Havok, D-Torch and Brutal Rob Hands

Lost Treasures Matt Carlos, Joe DeSoul & Lara Frazier

other neat surprise super people,

Learn maybe at @hoodslam or website birdswillfall.com , yes, thank you.

Hosted by LINK TO THE FUTURE ANTON VOORHEES // Almost certainly included on Triller TV with a subscription to TRILLER+, as are most of our past and future events —

21+, dontbringyourfnkids

doors 8:30ish, show 9pm-11:59pm

Oakland Continental Club // @continentalcluboakland on insta

1658 12th Street, Oakland, CA 94607

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