Making her Oakland debut as part of what decided is the Brain Wash Tour, the interplanetary superstar has agreed to perform April 8th at Wrestling! Also appearing, the return of the leader of the Emoheads Brooke Havoc! Everyone else is just a hopeful guess, we’ll have to see who remains after The Fall of the Hoodslammer aka GET YOUR ASS TO MARCH 3/3
Richard Shhhnary resurrects his own specialty match for the first time in years as he invites Link to the Future Anton Voorhees into the SANCTUM OF SILENCE. If you scream in the match, you lose in real life.
plus, all our usual fun crew and like Speedball and Masha
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Alpha Zo has long tried to prove himself a valuable commodity to Da Squaaad. Members Kenny K and D-Rogue have welcomed him with open arms, but Hop Daddy Hip Hop Harry Henderson has not been as trusting. This led to many an argument and finally the first ever Squaaad Off, when Harry defeated Zo.
We assumed that’d be the end of that.
Then, at Entertania XII, Alpha Zo made a deal with Intergalactic Tag Team Champions the Lost Treasures. If he could defeat “Mr Backstage Pass” Joe DeSoul, then Da Squaaad would be gifted an Intergalactic Tag Team Championship. If he should lose, he would become the personal assistant to the Lost Treasures.
As fate would have it, Zo won! When time came for the championship challenge at I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST HOODSLAM 1/15/23, he graciously gifted this to Da Squaaad, in hopes of proving himself. Kenny K and D-Rogue refused to accept this gesture, and demanded that Hop Daddy Hip Hop Harry team with Alpha Zo to fight in the match he had earned.
As luck would have it, they won! Hop Daddy Harry still feels not so good about the pairing still, but perhaps being a FOUR TIME Intergalactic Tag Team Champion will happen soften the arrangement.
who knew we were even doing that? Not me! Surprises abound, that’s your ol friendly neighbordHoodSlam!
This first episode features West Coast Wrecking Crew Royce Isaacs and Jorel Nelson against Intergalactic Tag Team Champions The Lost Treasures Matt Carlos and Joe DeSoul! And in the main event, Trish Adora defends the Pan-Afrikan World Diaspora Championship against Alpha Zo!
The Link to the Future Anton Voorhees has been doing his best to be a people pleaser, but no “good” deed goes unpunished. In his attempts to please his stable-mates DARK Sheik and Vipress he’s found himself in the crosshairs of both Richard Shhhnary AND Drugz Bunny! They don’t care too much for each other, either, and all three face off at I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST HOODSLAM this Sunday 1/15/23 at The CryBaby in downtown Oakland.