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At 6/21/19 Hoodslam Jet Grind Wrestling Future the audience was witness to the 3 Stages of Fuckery between The CAUTION (CAUTION) and The Stoner Brothers. If The CAUTION won, the Stoner Brothers would have to recreate the film ‘Face/Off’, if the Stoner Brothers won The CAUTION (CAUTION) would have to recreate an episode from the 90s coming of age teenage drama-comedy ‘Blossom’, specifically from Season 3. It ended in a draw

 

In our opinionation, first blood goes to ‘Link to the Future’ Anton Voorhees and DARK Sheik – The CAUTION (CAUTION)

Sexy GoodTime Wrestle Show: FEARLESS 6/28/19

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The Sexiest Good Timiest Wrestling Show is EVERY last Friday of the month at the Oakland Metro Operahouse, and for June we decided to do something a little different! Typically we adopt a theme to cosplay – maybe video games, horror, space fiction. Fun stuff people for the Hoodslam roster to dress up as! Its great!

This month is COMPLETELY not that. Well, it’s still great. It’s hella great. Instead of adopting a theme, we’ve decided to celebrate one of the bay areas grandest traditions, PRIDE!

A lot of our crew are not of the community. Hey, we love’em, but they’re not on the show. We’re not gonna be dressing up like any gay icons.

What we are going to do is get some of the best talent from across the country who do represent the LGBTQIA. Performers that have broken barriers and carved their way into the pro wrestling industry. Talented motherfuckers that deserve a stage in Oakland!

To those who can’t make it, we are always live/free on twitch.tv/hoodslam every friday night!

21and^ folks, leave your pleasant children at home, it’s no place for them at a SEXY! GOODTIME! WRESTLESHOWWWWWWW!

results: 6/14/19 The Gathering Storm – GLAM

Here we go!
GLAM – The Gathering Storm opened up with Oinga Boinga playing a brand new opening song, which was rad, and then the brought out The LINK to the Future Anton Voorhees. Anton in turn brings out his CoHost for the evening Kathy Campanelli. They inform us of things that were, things that are, and some things that have not yet come to pass. They then gave out Cereal Shots which must have been… delicious…?
And the show rolls on.
Trish Adora comes out and let’s us in on what she saw behind the Sun/Moon Door and it sounded like a bad time. Not wanting GLAM to suffer the same fate she called out the… Entity that came through the door after her last month and her new friend to send them both back through the door. They came out and it was the Villainess Vipress that answered the challenge.
Vipress defeated Trish when the mystery woman seemed to be giving Vipress additional power and strength throughout the match. She then spit some kind of Green Mist into Trish’s face and Vipress put Trish down.
After the match the Entity informed us her name is Tia Mott and she has come to feed on our hopes and heroes and she is here to stay. The only one who could stop her is the holder of the #SunKey and #MoonKey. Out comes Heather Monroe to possibly answer this challenge but Tia Mott uses her voodoo force telekinesis… what-have-you to choke the words out of Heather’s throat. Heather then says she has to go get ready for her match later and… walked briskly out of there. Tia, Vipress, and a seemingly hypnotized Trish left the ringside area and that was a lot to unpack.
Match 2!
Simone Sherie defeated The Great Bambina after some brutal back and forth action involving baseball bats, cereal, and almost the announce table. Simone is on quite a roll as of late.
Next comes Lady K looking even more focused than usual. Then Da Squaaaaaaaaaad comes out and Hip Hop Harry and Shakira Spears remind Lady K that she used to be on the top of the mountain here at GLAM and shes now lost everything. The #SunKey, her group the Disenchanted is no more, and that she needs to “Squad Up.” Lady K takes the mic and…. hits Harry with it.
Match 3
Lady K (Katarina Leigh Waters) defeated Lisa Lace / Shakira Spears in a dominating fashion. Not even attempted interference from Harry and D-Rogue could stop her.
Oinga Boinga plays some songs while Ultra Girl and Steven Tresario battle eachother with inflatable penises? Did I see that correctly? Crazy?
Match 4
Former WCW Superstar and Jung Dragon Kaz Hayashi defeated Juice Lee in an insane match. These two members of the Hayashi Family had something to prove to one another and prove it they did.
Match 5
Vulcana Pro Wrestler vs ‘Ultra Girl’ Brittany Wonder ended in a no contest after Vipress came out and attacked both women, almost taking Vulcana’s head off with a nasty Downward Spiral. I guess they weren’t kidding about coming for our heroes.
Heather Monroe comes out to defend her “championship” as she called it, putting the Sun/Moon Keys on the line against DARK Sheik. Before the match gets started though Heather informs referee Aleyah Mia Garcia that, just because she was on Monday Night Raw, she’s still not a real wrestler. But Heather was willing to give her one more chance to referee unbiasedly.
Match 6
Heather Monroe defeated DARK Sheik in a match that went everywhere. On the bar, at the merch tables, around the ring, off the walls… at one point Sheik slammed Heather on a guardrail and then missed and elbow drop off the ring to the floor. It was madness. The end of the match came when Heather (inadvertently?) shoved Sheik into Aleyah before hitting a Michinoku Driver but… Aleyah was unable to make the count. Heather and Sheik battled more and eventually Heather hits a Superplex into another Michinoku Driver for the win. Afterward Heather makes Aleyah raise her hand in victory and then clotheslines her… to… assert dominance? I dunno. Seems uncalled for.
Is Aleyah going to come back next show? Is Trish brainwashed by Tia Mott? Will Da Squaaaaaaaaaad regroup and renew their dastardly ways????

Find out on July 12!!!!!

#WeAreGlam

KNOKX PRO WRESTLE FAIR 5/18/2019 – FEATURING MF’N (moms favorite’n) HOODSLAM

https://www.facebook.com/KnokXProEntertainment/videos/1127083687497095/
MAY 18TH, HOODSLAM joins with KnokX Pro Entertainment in Victorville, CA as part of their amazing Wresetle Fair 2019 event! Featuring the Stoner Brothers, Big B, Richard Shhhnary, DARK Sheik and Anton Voorhees The CAUTION, The Nasty Boys, Jr Rikishi Fatu, all the Knokx Pro superstars and MUCH MORE still TBA.
 
We were there last year, and there’s nothing like it. Two Ring Double Chaos! Stars up the whazoo! It’s a PG event, but they also had booze!
 
Join us, go, be merry, watch the wrestle, connect on a level you didn’t know existed….

WRESTLE-1 ALLIANCE partners with HOODSLAM to find YOU

 

The Wrestle-1 company in Japan is sending the expertly stellar Kaz Hayashi with Innovator of the Selfie Sonny Onoo to determine who from the United States should come train with them for a week in Japan. Thats right, 1/3rd of the Jung Dragons, member of the original Kaientai DX, possibly cousin of Mike Hayashi will be there to evaluate your goods.

It’s 110 to tryout, plus they demand you buy a shirt for 10-15 dollars. Stoner U students and familiars can reach out directly to the right people (if you’re a student or familiar, you don’t have to ask who) and receive a discounted price for participation.

IF YOU PLAN ON ATTENDING: be passport ready, and maybe have some cash for a ticket to Japan saved up, cuz they ain’t doin that part. What they are offering – free training, room and board for a week out in…i dunno, Tokyo?… Japan for two applicants per dojo. That means you (and maybe a friend) will be learning how to work from former WCW, NJPW, Michinoku Pro, THE WORLD experienced wrestlers to become a participating part of Wrestle-1.

We know some people have fallen sour on bay area try outs recently, so HOODSLAM will be doing its own separate evaluation, and as a reward to those participating will also book a tag match (playaz) featuring many of yall THAT VERY NIGHT. Post tryout, its GLAM at the Oakland Metro Operahouse, and though it’s traditionally a womens wrestling showcase, f it, we make the rules, its whatever we want. We’ll even pay ya for it.

We’re not trying to have 50 people there. We don’t want everyone to get 3 minutes. We want a legit evaluation. We’re doing it for yall, not our pockets. Spots will be limited, don’t sleep on your dreams because you’ll miss them when you’re awake….yeahhhhh…

EMAIL HOODSLAM@GMAIL.COM or contact your folks if ya know’em and reserve your seat for tomorrows banquet of destiny

HEY THERES NO HOODSLAM 4/26/19 BUT GO TO WPW AND BIZARRO LUCHA

The Oakland Metro Operahouse has reserved April 26th and May 31st for some special guests since before we did weekly, so we won’t be doing a show this friday.  Maybe we’ll replay a thing or something…. HOWEVERTHOUGHALSO you can see some Hoodslammers this weekend out of norcal if you proceed with CAUTION Friday in Burbank, CA for Wrestling Pro Wrestling and Sunday in Indianapolis, Indiana for Bizarro Lucha!  They have social media and stuff, go look at it if you’ve got time…

HOODSLAM TRIPLE SHOT WEEKEND

The streets and the internets are about to get wild because you have ATHREE chances to catch the accidental phenomenon this weekend – in person AND on twitch!

 

First, its TONIGHT when the future stars of wrestling hone their craft at the world famous Stoner U Dojo, its Stoner U – Another 48 hours – at the place where Hoodslam was born, the victory warehouse!

TOMORROW, we hit the Oakland Metro Operahouse and bring back the annual tradition and crown a new LETHAL LOTTERY BATTLEBOWL TOURNAMENT BATTLE ROYAL MEMORIAL TROPHY CHAMPION when we present “Lethal Lottery #9” (aka “Plan 9 from Western Oakland”).  Since 2011 we have hosted this magical moment, and its a doozy!  Hoodslammers will be drawn into random teams and do combat – enemies at their side, friends in their faces – the possibilities have an end and are quite finite, but its still nuts.  Those who can make it work with their random partner will move on to the battle royal, and the winner will be awarded the Memorial Trophy!  Memorializing who?  We’ve yet to decide… but that trophy can then be relinquished at any hoodslam to fight any Hoodslammer in any match.  (CONSEQUENCESSSSSS)

The VERY NEXT DAY we will be hundreds of miles north to bring you HOODSLAM: ALL HIGH AND MIGHTY  on this epic Earth date of 4/20 in the fine city of Eureka, CA!  Proceeds of this show will go to the CAPE charity cause deal, providing community services to kids, the homeless, those in need.  Those in Eureka the night before can go to…some movie theater (im sure you can look it up) and see a screening of the Hoodslam documentary made years ago!  Its also up on AMAZON now, or youtube for free.  It features some folks we don’t fucks with anymore, but it exists and its done, so whatever.  Contr0versey creates currency, right right right?

All should be streamed live on twitch, if not…check back and we’ll put it up later. It’s free, no complaints accepted.

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