Dear Hoodslam fans,
Fuck you, bro. Seriously. You wanna hate on ME? For what? My taste in awesome music (LONG LIVE Nickelback)? My taste in AXE scents? The fact that I have to fight the pussy off with a stick night after night? The fact that I banged some big-tittied stripper bitch on a nationally-televised reality TV show? You hella jella.
I dare you to hate on me in person. I. Fucking. Dare you.
Bring the hate to the Oakland Metro Operahouse on Friday, October 3 for Hoodslam’s biggest show of the fall, Fuck the Fans V. I am going to crush-fuck every last one of you into oblivion. And it will be #BROeticJustice.
Fuck the fans. Fuck your day. And fuck you, too. BRO!!!
Your BROliness,
– BJB
Broseph gets this reaction everywhere he goes.
Admit it, you hate his success. (This is not porn.)