SHOW RESULTS – 11/7 Hoodslam “’80s for the Ladies” Results in Oakland, Calif.: 1980s themed show includes Lethal Lottery gauntlet, Golden Gig Title match, set-up for 2014 finale
Hoodslam Results
“’80s for the Ladies III: Appetite for Seduction”
Friday, November 7, 2014
Oakland, Calif. at the Oakland Metro Opera House
The building was sold out. On this night, the Hoodslam Band was known as The Breakfast Chub.
Live commentary by “Broseph” Joe Brody (WWE Tough Enough’s A.J. Kirsch), Dr. Dick Atrocity, guest fan commentator Tyler Dunham, and Virgil Flynn III.
(1) Best Athlete in the East Bay Award: Cereal Man beat F.O.N.G. (F’n Obese Nerdy Gamer w/P.O.N.G. – Pissed Off Nerdy Gamer) with the Atomic Leg Drop. Immediately afterward, the referee reversed the decision when he found a foreign object on Cereal Man, planted by P.O.N.G.
(2) ’80s-ish tag team lethal lottery gauntlet match: Nuggs Nuggs Bigelow & ’80s Link beat Ken & Rocky III, Scorpion as David Bowie as the Goblin King & military Michael Jackson, Dangerous Michael Jackson & Billie Jean Bat Manuel Michael Jackson, Daniel-San & Marty McFly, and Cobra Kai Corey & P.O.N.G. when ’80s Link hit a standing moonsault on Cobra Kai Corey to advance to the Hoodfighter Tournament on Friday, December 5.
(3) Fan-made match: “Ultragirl” Brittany Wonder beat “Super Barrio Brother” Jesus Cruz with the TURN DOWN FOR BUTT.
(4) Virgil Flynn III beat James C. with the 450 splash. James assaulted Virgil after the match until Drugz Bunny fought off James.
(5) Stoner U. (Rick-Scott Stoner & Scott-Rick Stoner & “Million Dollar Hands” Bobby Burgerhands & Missy Hyas— w/coach Joey Nuggs) beat Sledge & the Lovefisters when Missy hit a top-rope splash on Jon Bovi.
(6) Golden Gig Title match: Juiced Lee beat Anthony Butabi when Juiced made Anthony submit to the Enter the Dragon Sleeper.
[ FYI: To see this show and previous shows in their entirety, CLICK HERE. Follow Hoodslam on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, and YouTube, all @Hoodslam.Hoodslam runs at the Oakland Metro Opera House every first Friday of the month and will return on Friday, December 5 for The Hoodfighter Tournament. This month is a special series, “Hoodslam: The F’n Opera” at the Oakland Metro on Friday, Nov. 21, Saturday, Nov. 22, and Sunday, Nov. 23. ]