Hoodslam: Battle Royal of Supremacy – Total Eclipse of the Hood results

Hoodslam: Battle Royal of Supremacy – Total Eclipse of the Hood

Friday, August 5, 2016
Oakland Metro Opera House
Oakland, CA
Paid attendance: 739

Live commentary by “Broseph” Joe Brody.

Tonight’s musical guest was Skidmark Walhberg.

1. Top of the SkyDreamers Miracle Ecstasy Double Chaos Redondo of Blood Round-Robin Intergalactic Tag Team Championship Tournament match: Ken & Ryu def. James C and Juice Lee.

2. Fatal Four-Way match for the Golden Gig: Anton Voorhees (formerly known as “The Hero of HIGHrule Link,” representing The CAUTION, with DARK Sheik and “The Talent” Ean Hancement), Johnny “Drinko” Butabi (representing the Knights of the Roxbury, with Anthony Butabi), and Shotzi Blakkheartt (representing the New U, with “Bonus Boy” Bobby Burgerhands and Coach Joey Nuggs) def. Drugz Bunny. Since all three challengers pinned the champion at the same time, all three challengers claimed to be the rightful winner of the Golden Gig. Hoodslam Señor Official El Sparko secured the Golden Gig and left the ringside area with it. As of now, there is no Golden Gig champion.

3. Top of the SkyDreamers Miracle Ecstasy Double Chaos Redondo of Blood Round-Robin Intergalactic Tag Team Championship Tournament match: The Stoner Brothers (Rick-Scott Stoner and Scott-Rick Stoner) def. the aliens, now known as Troof and Anomaly (accompanied by Drucilla).

4. Top of the SkyDreamers Miracle Ecstasy Double Chaos Redondo of Blood Round-Robin Intergalactic Tag Team Championship Tournament match: DARK Sheik and “The Talent” Ean Hancement (representing The CAUTION, accompanied by Anton Voorhees) def. the West Side Playaz 2099 (Boyce in da Hood and Vanilla Icebox). Immediately after the match, the CAUTION broke the arm of Hoodslam Señor Official, El Sparko, for refusing to award the Golden Gig to Anton Voorhees earlier in the evening.

5. Cereal Man def. “Ultragirl” Brittany Wonder. After the match, Brittany Wonder offered to shake Cereal Man’s hand. Cereal Man reluctantly accepted, and was immediately attacked by the returning Doc Atrocity, with whom Brittany Wonder has joined forces.

6. Top of the SkyDreamers Miracle Ecstasy Double Chaos Redondo of Blood Round-Robin Intergalactic Tag Team Championship Tournament match: Virgil Flynn III and “The Mexican Werewolf” El Chupacabra def. The Knights of the Roxbury (Johnny “Drinko” Butabi and Anthony Butabi).

7. Otis the Gimp def. “The Russian Lover” Zangev.

8. Battle Royal of Supremacy – the winner of this over-the-top rope battle royal wins complete control of Fuck the Fans VII on Friday, October 7, Hoodslam’s biggest show of the fall. Referee Guido def. Drugz Bunny, DARK Sheik, Anton Voorhees, “The Talent” Ean Hancement, Johnny “Drinko” Butabi, Anthony Butabi, Misty von Eerie, “Bonus Boy” Bobby Burgerhands, Shotzi Blakkheartt, Rick-Scott Stoner, “The Russian Lover” Zangev, Boyce in da Hood, Cereal Man, the Peeled Banana, and Sexy Chino.

You can watch a live stream of every first Friday show, along with every other Hoodslam ever recorded, by subscribing to the Hoodslam YouTube channel for $1.99/month (includes free two week trial). Search “Hoodslammery” on YouTube.

Hoodslam runs at the Oakland Metro Opera House every first Friday and will return on Friday, Friday, September 2 for Fanarchy Rulz.

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