Hoodslam: Fanarchy Rules Results

Hoodslam: Fanarchy Rules

Friday, September 2, 2016
Oakland Metro Opera House
Oakland, CA
Paid attendance: 560

Live commentary by “Broseph” Joe Brody.

Tonight’s musical guest was Stalker Texas Stranger.

1. Drugz Bunny def. Paul London.

2. Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks: The CAUTION (DARK Sheik, “The Talent” Ean Hancement, and “The Link to the Future” Anton Voorhees, champions) def. The Hoodslam Band (who, as of earlier today, added Virgil Flynn III on recorder and Misty von Eerie on tambourine).

3. Top of the SkyDreamers Miracle Ecstasy Double Chaos Redondo of Blood Round-Robin Intergalactic Tag Team Championship Tournament match: Ken & Ryu def. The New U (“Bonus Boy” Bobby Burgerhands and Shotzi Blackheart, with Coach Joey Nuggs).

4. Top of the SkyDreamers Miracle Ecstasy Double Chaos Redondo of Blood Round-Robin Intergalactic Tag Team Championship Tournament match: Condundrum and Troof (with Drucilla) def. Johnny “Drinko” Butabi and Anthony Butabi by disqualification, only the second DQ in Hoodslam history. Referee Guido called for the bell after the Butabis used the only two foreign objects that call for an immediate disqualification: baseball bats and water.

5. Top of the SkyDreamers Miracle Ecstasy Double Chaos Redondo of Blood Round-Robin Intergalactic Tag Team Championship Tournament match: James C. and Juice Lee def. The West Side Playaz 2099 (Boyce in da Hood and Vanilla Icebox).

6. Top of the SkyDreamers Miracle Ecstasy Double Chaos Redondo of Blood Round-Robin Intergalactic Tag Team Championship Tournament match: Doc Atrocity and “Ultragirl” Brittany Wonder, already mathematically eliminated from winning the Intergalactic Tag Team Championship, def. The Stoner Brothers (Rick-Scott Stoner and Scott-Rick Stoner) to mathematically eliminate the Stoner Brothers from winning the Intergalactic Tag Team Championship.

7. Lonestar, Barf, and Pogo the Clown def. Phoenix Wright “Ace Attorney,” Nurse Ratchet, and Predatorcabra.

8. Triple Threat Match for the vacant Golden Gig Championship (with special guest referee Drugz Bunny): Drugz Bunny def. “The Link to the Future” Anton Voorhees, Shotzi Blackheart, and Anthony Butabi when Drugz hit a double Cokeslam on Anton Voorhees and Anthony Butabi and counted his own pinfall, thus awarding himself the Golden Gig Championship.

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Hoodslam runs at the Oakland Metro Opera House every first Friday and will return on Friday, October 7 for Hoodslam’s biggest show of the fall, Fuck the Fans VII.

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