results: 03/03/23 Get Your Ass to March [aka Fall of the Hoodslammer]

Featuring ARNOCORPS as special guest musicians on this somewhat Arno-themed extravaganza!

  1. BatManuel defeated Mr Freeze
  2. The Legendary LITA would help the opening ceremonies before DARK Sheik and Vipress defeated Lost Treasures Matt Carlos & Joe DeSoul and Stoner Brothers Rick Stoner & Scott Stoner to win the InterGalactic Tag Team Championship in a Chaos Rules Triple Threat Match
  3. He Who Holds the Golden GiG Pissed Off Nerdy Gamer PONG retained the Golden GiG against Cereal Man, Anton Voorhees & Kenny K in a Japanese Console War Deathmatch
  4. Brittany Wonder retained the GLAMpionship against Glorious Banana, Richard Shhhnary and Turbo-Man
  5. Captain Johnny Butabi retained control of the Champion Ship in an overboard match by outlasting Juice Lee, James C and Kal-Jack the Barbarian

Sweet Boone and the demon he pulled through a tear in reality that he’s been treating like his deceased dog Lil BJ came to the ring for the wedding of Nurse Ratchet and Buggy Nova. Unfortunately, Doc Atrocity wasn’t present to let Lil BJ known that he was unable to arrange this destined love affair. Neither Doc, nor the wedding party, were present. The evil doppleganger of Cereal Man known as Hollywood Cereal Man then made his way to the ring. He intended to take Lil BJ from Boone so that they could usher in a new era of demon supremacy upon Hoodslam. Boone fought off this stranger from the threshold, but Lil Bj showed their true colors and turned on his supposed friend.

The demon would eviscerate Sweet Boone, literally. His intestines put on display for the audience. The alliance of the demon with Hollywood Cereal Man then introduced “Her”. Along with her dusky consort, a fallen angel stepped into our plane and stated that for the first time in 10’000 years she is free, and ready to conquer earth.

Glorious Banana and BatManuel were the first to attempt to thwart the 4 adversaries. Sadly, both lethally fell to the fallen angels shadowy companion. 23 years of combined Hoodslammery dashed in moments. This enraged our longtime referee Nuk Nuk Johnson, who entered the ring alone to battle the lethal invaders. He too fell, but before the killing blow could be delivered, He Who Holds the Golden GiG PONG intervened with both his heart and power glove activated. He stated that those who mess with Hoodslam mess with its champion, and that play time had ended.

When the fallen angels silhouetted suitor was stilted by PONG, hope briefly glimmered. However, the fallen angel “Her” slipped the Golden GiG out of PONG’s own front pocket, and used it to slit the throat of our champion. PONG, too, fell.

Hollywood Cereal Man, the demon dog, fallen angel “Her” and her shadowy sentry then stole the Golden GiG, leaving a wounded Hoodslam grieving and in terror of their return.

This event was hosted by Veda Scott and Broseph Joe Brody, referees John “wiggles” Connor and Nuk Nuk Johnson.

results: 2/5/23 The Last Time We Were Happy Together

The Last Time We Were Happy Together 2/5/23 at San Francisco, DNA Lounge

Hosted by Wonder Dave and Veda Scott, Referees Wiggles and Nuk Nuk Johnson

  1. Vipress and James C defeated El Chupacabra and Masha Slamovich
  2. MacDaddy M Y L O defeated DARK Sheik in an I Quit Match
  3. Lost Treasures Matt Carlos and Joe DeSoul won a Chaos Rules Triple Threat Match against the Stoner Brothers and Alpha Zo/Hop Daddy to win the Intergalactic Tag Team Championship
  4. Link to the Future Anton Voorhees defeated Richard Shhhnary to escape to Sanctum of Silence.
  5. Drugz Bunny defeated D-Rogue in a San Francisco [s]Treat Fight
  6. Sweet Boone and Demon Lil BJ defeated Doc Atrocity and YOUR Demigod of Death FunnyBone when Doc Atrocity learned to accept the bond between Boone and his demon dog and forfeited the match.

    Post match, Doc said that he was once more inspired by this bond between person and demon that he has agreed to find and return the retired from wrestling Buggy Nova to the Hoodslam/GLAM in an attempt to make Nurse Ratchet join him in the upcoming war that only he seems to know about, knowing that Ratchet and Buggy never got to do the wedding they’d planned in February 2020.
  7. The Last Spinebender Kenny K defeated Speedball Mike Bailey

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song is “romantika” by Brutalismus 3000

in order of appearance:

Hop Daddy [Hip Hop Harry]

Richard Shhhnary

Vipress Broseph

Joe Brody

Wonder Dave

MPR [MONEY POWER RESPECT] Marco Mayur/Fabuloso Fabricio

Joey Gonzo, Marcelo Montoya, Corey Kreese

Brutal Rob Hands

Juice Lee

Cereal Man

DARK Sheik

Drugz Bunny

MacDaddy M Y L O

Anton Voorhees

Alpha Zo

Lost Treasures Joe DeSoul/Matt Carlos

James C

El Chupacabra

Captain Johnny Butabi (and Paul doing production)

Pissed Off Nerdy Gamer [PONG]

Kenny K (and Alpha Zo again)

Referee Nuk Nuk Johnson

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and its all true! We return to FITE.TV for “The Last Time We Were Happy Together” 2/5/23! And matches have already been announced! Whaaaaaat, who runs this place and what happened to the lady who used to make it up 10 minutes before doors?

DARK Sheik v MacDaddy M Y L O in an I QUIT MATCH

Richard Shhhnary resurrects his own specialty match for the first time in years as he invites Link to the Future Anton Voorhees into the SANCTUM OF SILENCE. If you scream in the match, you lose in real life.

plus, all our usual fun crew and like Speedball and Masha

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