https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRH7qNOv8Fg
Hosted by Wonder Dave as Madonna and Anton Voorhees as Killer Frost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvcPGUHGidw&t=21s
Hosted by Broseph Joe Brody
1. Big Leaguer Johnny Butabi defeated Darwin Finch
2. Da Squaaad (Hip Hop Harry and Kenny K) defeated DARK Sheik and Juice Lee to win the Intergalactic Tag Team Championship
– Post match, DARK Sheik and Juice Lee split as a team and agreed to fight at Entertania
3. Thicc Martel defeated James C and Richard Shhhnary
4. El Chupacabra defeated Anthony Butabi to retain the Golden Gig, post match both competitors fought off Da Squaad who had interfered
5. D- Rogue defeated Funnybone to retain the Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks after Da Squaaad interfered
6. Bart-Man and Steven Tresario defeated Stoner Brothers Scott Rick and Rick Scott Stoner & Whoa Whoa Dojo members HBKen and Sensei Joey Nuggs
Hosted by Anton Voorhees and Brittney Wonder
1. Lady K defeated Viva Van to advance to the finals of the GLAMpionship Tournament
2. Buggy Nova with Nurse Ratchet and their son Charles Montgomery Nova defeated Bryn Thorne
3. Heather Monroe defeated Thicc Martel
4. Vulcana defeated Mazzaratti
5. Vipress with her lifecoach St Synclair defeated Jamie Senegal
6. Lady K defeated DARK Sheik and Aleyah Sweets to become the first ever GLAMpion
7. D-Rogue defeated Holidead to retain the Best Athlete in the Easy Bay Golden Fannypacks
HEY BEFORE YOU READ THE RESULTS HERES THE WHOLE SHOW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JuF0FjnnJh8&t=155s
Stoner U Pre show Made its return! Hosted by Scott Rickerson and Link to the Future and 1/3rd of THE CAUTION (CAUTION) Anton Voorhees
Hoodslam hosted by Broseph Joe Brody and Johnny Drinko Butabi
James C and Brutal Rob Hands came to the ring and James C challenged Broseph Joe Brody to a match! Before Broseph could answer, Richard Shhhnary interrupted and asked both to sign a petition to ban Sour Boone from Hoodslam, but none would sign. Broseph would disagree to the match AND petition, and James C/Brutal Rob Hands made a hasty exit in hopes of avoiding having to sign shit.
3. Super Beast defeated Kal Jack
DARK Sheik and Anton Voorhees (The CAUTION…CAUTION) came to the ring, and Anton spoke to Sheik. Usually she would use this time to question Juice Lee and his intentions, but Anton made a suggestion of not seeing patterns where they may not be. With Sour Boone turning on The CAUTION after they ignored him and his dog little BJ being tormented (and the pup murdered) by Richard Shhhnary, and Anton Voorhees still being injured with a broken wrist from November 15th Stoner U, Juice Lee is the only friend DARK Sheik has. She agreed, and she shook hands with her partner in the Tag Team Championship.
Richard Shhhnary would interrupt and agree about the menace that is Boone. He implored them to sign his petition.
The Stoner Brothers entered. Scott Rick Stoner was happy to sign, as his “dead hand” gave him a vision of Shhhnary’s severed head, and he believes Shhhnary to be in danger.
Ruby Raze and Vipress would come to the stage – with soju – and state that they’d really like if they could just wrestle already, this segment is taking too long
4. DARK Sheik and Juice Lee defeated Stoner Brothers Scott Rick and Rick Scott Stoner & Vipress and Ruby Raze to retain the Intergalactic Tag Team Championship
5.FunnyBone defeated Holidead. Post match, Shhhnary tried to get them to sign his petition, but they bumped him up and destroyed it.
6. D-Rogue and Drugz Bunny fought to a draw and D-Rogue retained the Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks after interference from Da Squaaad was retorted by interference from El Chupacabra, Matt Carlos and reluctantly Johnny Drinko Butabi
ftf!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4NCrRNP_54
HEY YOU CAN WATCH THE WHOLE SHOW SPOILER FREE AND FREE FREE RIGHT NOW ^^^^ also these aren’t really results, cuz …ftf
Hosted by Anton Voorhees as Captain Picard and Wonder Dave as NYAN CAT!
1. Ripley vs Predator
2. Bruce Willis in Armageddon v First Man in Space Yuri Gagarin
3. Space Ghost v Neil Degrasse Tyson
– Jet Noir dressed as Jordy Laforge but then took his close off
4. Lone Star v Space Cowboy
5. Da Shade as Da Star and Space CowboY v. ETERNITY-bone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDFMrjPw2VE
HEY THATS THE WHOLE SHOW IF YOU WANT TO WATCH NOW BEFORE GETTING SPOILERSSSSSZszZ
Hosted by Broseph Joe Brody
The show began with HBKen trying to convince El Bart-Man to join the Whoa Whoa Dojo at a special introductory offer, but he declined.
1. Sensei Nuggs v El Bart-Man
Post match, Steven Tresario came to the ring and told El Bart-Man that he, much like him, just needed someone to believe in him, and that he appreciated Bart-Man.
2. FunnyBone defeated WATTS
Matt Carlos and D-Rogue, who’ve helped each other a lot in the past, agree to have a friendly match for the Championship, with no cheating or interference.
3. D-Rogue defeated Hidden Gem Matt Carlos to retain the Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks after Da Squaaad interfered.
DARK Sheik again tried to question her co holder of the Intergalactic Tag Team Championship Juice Lee, but were interrupted by The Stoner Brothers who correctly mentioned that the two had not defended the titles once since winning them in late November. In spite of the Da Squaaad being told they have the next shot, the Stoner Brothers wanted to cut in, and DARK Sheik and Juice Lee were inclined to agree.
4. DARK Sheik/Juice Lee v Stoner Brothers for Intergalactic Tag Team Championship ended in a draw when Da Squaaad attacked both teams and stole the Tag Team Championship Titles.
5. Simone Sherie defeated Thicc Martel
6. Richard Shhhnary v Brutal Rob Hands ended oddly. Scott Rick Stoner, still claiming to have seen a vision of torment for Brutal Rob Hands. After making physical contact with Brutal using his “dead hand”, he saw that Brutal would injure himself coming off the top rope. Seeing Brutal climb up, he ran to the ring to stop him. Brutal shoved him, and he accidentally touched Richard Shhhnary. Shocked, he told Shhhnary that he saw a vision of Shhhnary’s severed head – probably caused by the now Sour Boone. Shhhnary left the ring without a definitive fall ever happening.
James C and Brutal Rob Hands – perhaps confused by always on topic – let the fans know that its all the same to them because they are two unstoppable giants, and its the 20s again – their year! This brought out Da Squaaad, who kinda think its their year.
7. James C v Kenny K ended in a no contest after Da Squaaad, Juice Lee, DARK Sheik, Matt Carlos and Pooh Jack interfered. DARK Sheik and Juice Lee reclaimed their Intergalactic Tag Team Championship.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eh2N88YcNH0
That’s how we do an anniversary show!
The night kicked off with The LINK to the Future Anton Voorhees welcoming the GLAMFANS to Full Circle.
He then informed everyone of the bittersweet news that Kathy Campanelli got a new opportunity in her career that she has needed to move across the country for. She will be missed.
But before he could get any further he was joined by the Killer Bae Heather Monroe who, somewhat uncharacteristically, came to help her friend get through the night and offered her commentary services alongside Anton. Neat!
Match 1- Simone Sherie vs ‘Ultra Girl’ Brittany Wonder
Simone came out and explained that while she accepts that she lost her spot in the GLAMpionship tournament, she didnt think the match was official, as she made it on the fly, so she considered herself still undefended at GLAM. Ultra Girl came out to do what she does best and it was quite a contest. At the end, Simone took her eyes of the prize and was rolled up into a pin giving her another blemish on her record.
Match 2 – Semifinal Match –
DARK Sheik vs Vulcana Pro Wrestler
This was quite the experience. Every time it seemed that Sheik had the upper hand, Vulcana would… well… wiggle? Gyrate? Some kind of mating ritual? Whatever the true purpose was, it did succeed at taking Sheik off her gameplan at times. However, eventually the current Intergalactic tag champ/WPW Midcard Champ hit a quick and devastating german suplex for the win.
Match 3 – Mazzerati – Shay the Fox Mazzato vs Danika Della Rouge
This match was off the charts excitement from bell to bell, but ultimately the Female with Attitude came up with a pinfall victory.
Match 4 – Brutal Rob Hands vs Thicc Martel
These two had issues coming into this match as it was Brutal Rob and his partner who injured the quadriceps of Martel a few months back. Thicc wanted redemption but after a choke slam off the top and then another in the center of the ring was too much for the Plus Sized Model.
Match 5 – Semifinal Match
Aleyah Mia Garcia vs Vipress w/ Saint Synclair
These two faught their hearts out and each almost had the win multiple times, but a mistake between Vipress and Synclair lead to Aleyah moving on in the tournament.
Match 6 – Best Athlete in the East Bay
D-Rogue vs Queen Estrella w/ Tia Mott
The opportunity at the golden fannypacks was on the line and Tia Mott came to answer. She said that it seems the after D-Rogue let Lady K out from beyond the Sun/Moon Door that he has become her Familiar. Well Tia Mott can play that game too. Out came Queen Estrella and she brought the fight to the champ. D-Rogue was thrown about and beaten down but the Best Athlete was able to land a flurry of offense and scored the win.
Main Event – Tag Match
Da Squaaad (Kenny K and Hip Hop Harry) vs Leslie Iris and Fidel Bravo
Fidel and Iris had something to prove against this well established team and they definitely proved they will be a formidable challenge to any team at GLAM. So much so that D-Rogue came back out to provide a little assistance to his team, allowing Da Squaaad to pick up the victory
Golly it was fun. Next month we come at you live on Valentine’s Day.
We’ll see the last Semi Final match between Lady K (Katarina Leigh Waters) and Viva Van
and find out which one of them will join in the Three Way Dance with DARK Sheik and Aleyah Mia Garcia for the GLAMpionship
We’ll also see the return of Holidead
AND
The GLAM debut of Jamie Senegal!!!
Dont miss this!
Hoodslam started the new year off with a big ol bang…
Our host Broseph Joe Brody was interrupted during his introduction by Big in the 20s – the tag team consisting of Brutal Rob Hands and 1920s gangster James C! Balloons dropped as James C, after 9 years, finally celebrates his return to the 20s!
However, he and Broseph Joe Brody soon gone into a verbal spat. The two had done so not long ago, but agreed to be professional. However, tensions were rising to a boiling point here. Oddly, Scott Rick Stoner would disrupt the potential physicality with a message for Brutal Rob Hands.
Scott Rick Stoner of the Stoner Brothers (along with his stoner brother Rick Scott Stoner) has claimed to have gained the super natural ability of seeing doomed visions of whomever makes skin contact with what he calls his “dead zone hand” ever since being drowned by The CAUTION (caution) in the first and only Drowning Match. He was here to tell Brutal Rob Hands that when they recently wrestled he had a vision of Rob Hands jumping off the top rope and breaking his leg – gruesomely. Rick Scott Stoner tried to calm his brother down, but when he saw it was impossible, he left in frustration. Rob Hands also didn’t like the message, and we had our opening contest
– DARK Sheik asked for Juice Lee to come to the ring. The two are Intergalactic Tag Team Champions after Juice Lee surprisingly stepped up to replace the injured Anton Voorhees, whom along with DARK Sheik make up 2/3rds of The CAUTION (caution). Sheik gave us exposition, saying that this mirrored 2013 when she returned and surprised Juice Lee to become co holders of the Golden Gig. Sheik admitted that when she did it, it was to antagonize Juice Lee, and it didn’t work out so well for her in the end. Thus, she is suspicious of Juice Lee’s intentions, adding that she doesn’t want to fight him or even be around him because he brings out the worst in her.
HBKen of the Whoa Whoa Dojo (which is led by Sensei Joey Nuggs) interjected himself in the mix, saying that these two should stop fighting, and instead join the Whoa Whoa Dojo, even offering to teach his haduken to the two! Da Squaaad then came to the ring as well – which was pretty crowded at this point – and demanded a rematch against DARK Sheik and Juice Lee for the Intergalactic Tag Team Titles. HBKen would make a deal – without consulting his soon to be partners – that if Da Squaaad can beat the three of them, they will get a shot down the line. If DARK Sheik and Juice Lee can work together and prove victorious he would give them waived membership dues for the first month they are part of the Whoa Whoa Dojo.
3. Hip Hop Harry, Kenny K and Shakira Spears defeated HBKen, Juice Lee and DARK Sheik – The lights once again flickered, then went all out. When they returned, Sweet Boone was in the ring alone with DARK Sheik. Weeks ago, Sheik had asked Boone to join her after Anton Voorhees was injured, to no response. Since Richard Shhhnary killed Sweet Boones dog Bernie Jr (or lil BJ), Boone has been a lot less Sweet – appearing from nowhere to terrorize Richard Shhhnary and also to attack Hoodslammers at random! This was no different, as Boone laid out DARK Sheik, leaving her and others utterly baffled.
– Steven Tresario then addressed the audience, saying that he was frustrated after 6 years of wrestling he wasn’t even on the 1st show of 2020. He lamented over being passed by, his lack of title opportunities and the 4 partners who turned on him in the Hoodslam ring. However, he said that he accepted his own flaws. And that he wanted to do something different. He offered “his mistakes” to anyone in the back – specifically those at Stoner U who felt lost or misguided. He said that he would offer them to please come and learn from his mistakes and that in 2020 they could start their own little collective. ( a schism, if you will)
– Handsome Devil Anthony Butabi would then join the commentary team, and after a very sultry entrance, did pretty damn good the rest of the night.
4. Mexican Werewolf El Chupacabra defeated Jorel Nelson to remain the Beast Who Holds the Golden Gig and stay atop mount Hoodslam. It was uh DOOZY.
5. Drugz Bunny defeated Rick Scott Stoner. Ricky would get Drugz baked. Drugz got Ricky high af on blow. In the end, the blow took the greater toll on the system of Rick Scott Stoner. There’s a lesson there folks.
6. D-Rogue defeated Johnny Drinko Butabi and the defending former Golden Fannypack holder Hidden Gem Matt Carlos to become the new Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypack Champion. Chaos reigned, but Da Squaaad would prove victorious, adding to the already impressive accolades of the dr of ogue. Post match, Broseph would mention that this was Johnny Butabi using that title opportunity he had won in December – much to the surprise and dismay of Johnny himself! He claimed that this was never stated as such, and was a separate battle unrelated. Heated he was, and even his brother Anthony was not able to calm him down. However, it was and it sticks.
hah, we’re hilarious. what a year of weekly events! And free streams on twitch! What cooky stuff will we come up with next week and beyond? who knows?! but forever and always – this is real. Thanks for the memories 2019 and the world that helped us make them. See ya in january.
Hosted by Gortons Fisherman Voorhees and Enchantment Wonder the Sea-Dave
1. Captain Jack Sparrow defeated Captian Morrigan and then stole his rum
2. DARK MerSheik defeated Plus Size Captain Hook Martel
3. BeachTime Drugz Bunny defeated StarrrrrFishDust
4. Aquaman defeated the Creature from the Black Lagoon
5. Gilligans Island defeated the Wet Bandits in a life raft match
– The Killer Whale returned and killed both Gilligan and Skipper. Cuz he’s a killer. The planet was then defended by Ecco the Dolpheen
6. Echo the Dolpheen defeated the Killer Whale after pulling his soul out of his blow hole i guess, i dunno