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Hoodslam: 80s for the Ladies – Rock til You Drop, Rock Rock Never Stop

 

Friday, November 18, 2016

Oakland Metro Opera House

Oakland, CA

Paid attendance: 207

 

Live commentary by “Broseph” Joe Brody as Axl BROse and Giant Bomb’s “Dirty” Dan Ryckert as Waluigi wearing a “Terminator” shirt.

 

Tonight’s musical guest was Madonna and Men Without Jimmy Hats.

 

1. Six-entity tag team match: The Princess Bride (Buttercup, the guy from “Robin Hood: Men in Tights” and Andre the Giant) def. Bill & Ted and Alf.

 

2. “The King of Pop” Michael Jackson def. “Weird” Al Yankovic.

 

3. Three-way tag team match: The Blues Brothers (Jake and Elwood) def. Miami Vice (Crockett and Tubbs) and Reading Rambo (Big Rambo and Little Rambo).

 

4. Daniel-San def. Ryu Hayabusa, the Nina Gaiden.

 

Special burlesque performance by JonBenet Butterbuns (https://www.facebook.com/JonBenetButterbuns/?fref=ts)

 

5. Indiana Jones def. She-Ra.

 

6. Scorpion as David Bowie as the Goblin King def. Rick Astley.

 

You can watch a live stream of every first Friday show, along with every Hoodslam ever recorded by subscribing to the Hoodslam YouTube channel for $1.99/month (includes free two-week trial). Search “Hoodslammery” on YouTube.

 

Hoodslam runs at the Oakland Metro Opera House every first Friday of the month and will return on Friday, December 2 for the annual Hoodfighter Tournament https://www.facebook.com/events/248018308916846/.

 

Follow Hoodslam on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and YouTube, all @hoodslam.

 

Got pics or vids from the show? Post them with #hoodslam.

 

Hoodslam is a 21+ event. DON’T BRING YOUR FUCKING KIDS!

 

www.BirdsWillFall.com

Friday, November 4, 2016

Oakland Metro Opera House

Oakland, CA

Paid attendance: 760

 

Live commentary by “Broseph” Joe Brody.

 

Tonight’s musical guest was Slopdick Murphys.

 

1. Finals of the Top of the SkyDreamers Miracle Ecstacy Cup Double Chaos Redondo of Blood Round-Robin Tournament for the Intergalactic Tag Team Championship: Virgil Flynn III & “The Mexican Werewolf” def. Ken & Ryu to win the 2016 Top of the SkyDreamers Miracle Ecstacy Cup Double Chaos Redondo of Blood Round-Robin Tournament, becoming the new Intergalactic Tag Team Champions.

 

2. Drugz Bunny def. “Brutal” Rob Hands (with Coach Joey Nuggs, representing the New U).

 

3. Fatal Four-Way match to determine the new number one contender for the Golden Gig: “The LINK to the Future” Anton Voorhees (representing The CAUTION [Caution!]) def. James C., “The Russian Lover” Zangiev, and Johnny “Drinko” Butabi to become the number one contender for the Golden Gig, facing Pissed Off Nerdy Gamer (P.O.N.G.) in the main event.

 

4. Four-way tag team match for the Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks: 2/3 of The CAUTION (Caution!) DARK Sheik and “The Talent” Ean Hancement (champions) def. The New U (Coach Joey Nuggs and Shotzi Blackheart), Troof and Conundrum (with Drucilla), and The Stoner Brothers (Rick-Scott Stoner and Scott-Rick Stoner) to retain the Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks.

 

5. Cereal Man def. Brittany Wonder (with Doc Atrocity).

 

6. Golden Gig Championship: Pissed Off Nerdy Gamer (P.O.N.G., champion) def. “The LINK to the Future” Anton Voorhees to retain the Golden Gig.

 

You can watch a live stream of every first Friday show, along with every other Hoodslam ever recorded, by subscribing to the Hoodslam YouTube channel for $1.99/month (includes free two week trial). Search “Hoodslammery” on YouTube.

 

Hoodslam runs at the Oakland Metro Opera House every first Friday of the month and will return on Friday, December 2 for the annual Hoodfighter Tournament https://www.facebook.com/events/248018308916846/. Before that, however, Hoodslam returns to the Oakland Metro Opera House on Friday, November 18 for Hoodslam: 80s All Over – Rock til You Drop, Rock, Rock, Never Stop: https://www.facebook.com/events/1107545562649586/

 

Follow Hoodslam on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and YouTube, all @hoodslam.

 

Got pics or vids from the show? Post them with #hoodslam.

 

Hoodslam is a 21+ event. DON’T BRING YOUR FUCKING KIDS!

 

www.BirdsWillFall.com

 

Thank you #RENO and Cargo for hosting our #Hoodslam #Halloween and the 150ish that came to party with us! With Brian Zane and Johnny Butabi on commentary and The Whiskey Sirens providing some mid match raunch, the following went down:

 

The Hoodslam Band was known as Dong of the Dead.

 

1. Nurse Ratchet defeated Christina Von Eerie

2. The Stoner Brothers fought The Rejects to a no contest decision after an interjection by El Chupacabra

3. Virgil Flynn III defeated Joel Killmeister

4. James C defeated El Chupacabra after interference from The Stoner Brothers

5. Coach Nuggs and Brutal Rob Hands defeated the impromptu team of Zangev and Drugz Bunny after Drugz intentionally blinded Zangev with cocaine.

6. Shotokan Dojo Ryu and Ken defeated DARK Sheik and Super Beast to advance to the finals of the Top of the SkyDreamers Miracle eXstacy Cup on November 4th

7. Brittany Wonder defeated Shotzi Blackheart

8. The Rejects , El Chupacabra and Christina Von Eerie defeated the Stoner Brothers, James C and Virgil Flynn III when Chupy pinned Virgil. Post match a brawl erupted, and Pooh Jack emerged with a trash can of weapons, and like the sherif of the fuzzies, cleared the ring of both teams.

Hoodslam is on YouTube and twitter and stuff. Check it out. Birdswillfall.com is also neat.

 

November 4th is The Walking Phoenix at the Oakland Metro!

 

#ftf ! Gig! Bluaghh!