If you couldn’t make it to Fanarchy Rules, shame on you! Especially if you were busy spending too much money getting crusty in the desert. But fret not, for our Hoodslam YouTube channel not only has a glorious HD highlights reel, it also caught this musical magical moment with Paul London! Soak it in
FOLSUM Street Fair 9/25!
Hoodslam will be at Folsom Street Fair in San Francisco this Sunday, September 25.
“Where,” you say? On the north side of 11th street, just past Don Ramon’s Mexican Restaurant.
“When,” you ask? Action-packed action goes down at noon, 2pm, and 4pm.
Who, what, why and how? Follow the rainbow road and let the cock magic begin.
#Hoodslam #FolsomStreetFair
Hoodslam: Fanarchy Rules Results
Hoodslam: Fanarchy Rules
Friday, September 2, 2016
Oakland Metro Opera House
Oakland, CA
Paid attendance: 560
Live commentary by “Broseph” Joe Brody.
Tonight’s musical guest was Stalker Texas Stranger.
1. Drugz Bunny def. Paul London.
2. Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks: The CAUTION (DARK Sheik, “The Talent” Ean Hancement, and “The Link to the Future” Anton Voorhees, champions) def. The Hoodslam Band (who, as of earlier today, added Virgil Flynn III on recorder and Misty von Eerie on tambourine).
3. Top of the SkyDreamers Miracle Ecstasy Double Chaos Redondo of Blood Round-Robin Intergalactic Tag Team Championship Tournament match: Ken & Ryu def. The New U (“Bonus Boy” Bobby Burgerhands and Shotzi Blackheart, with Coach Joey Nuggs).
4. Top of the SkyDreamers Miracle Ecstasy Double Chaos Redondo of Blood Round-Robin Intergalactic Tag Team Championship Tournament match: Condundrum and Troof (with Drucilla) def. Johnny “Drinko” Butabi and Anthony Butabi by disqualification, only the second DQ in Hoodslam history. Referee Guido called for the bell after the Butabis used the only two foreign objects that call for an immediate disqualification: baseball bats and water.
5. Top of the SkyDreamers Miracle Ecstasy Double Chaos Redondo of Blood Round-Robin Intergalactic Tag Team Championship Tournament match: James C. and Juice Lee def. The West Side Playaz 2099 (Boyce in da Hood and Vanilla Icebox).
6. Top of the SkyDreamers Miracle Ecstasy Double Chaos Redondo of Blood Round-Robin Intergalactic Tag Team Championship Tournament match: Doc Atrocity and “Ultragirl” Brittany Wonder, already mathematically eliminated from winning the Intergalactic Tag Team Championship, def. The Stoner Brothers (Rick-Scott Stoner and Scott-Rick Stoner) to mathematically eliminate the Stoner Brothers from winning the Intergalactic Tag Team Championship.
7. Lonestar, Barf, and Pogo the Clown def. Phoenix Wright “Ace Attorney,” Nurse Ratchet, and Predatorcabra.
8. Triple Threat Match for the vacant Golden Gig Championship (with special guest referee Drugz Bunny): Drugz Bunny def. “The Link to the Future” Anton Voorhees, Shotzi Blackheart, and Anthony Butabi when Drugz hit a double Cokeslam on Anton Voorhees and Anthony Butabi and counted his own pinfall, thus awarding himself the Golden Gig Championship.
You can watch a live stream of every first Friday show, along with every other Hoodslam ever recorded, by subscribing to the Hoodslam YouTube channel for $1.99/month (includes free two week trial). Search “Hoodslammery” on YouTube.
Hoodslam runs at the Oakland Metro Opera House every first Friday and will return on Friday, October 7 for Hoodslam’s biggest show of the fall, Fuck the Fans VII.
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Hoodslam: Battle Royal of Supremacy – Total Eclipse of the Hood results
Hoodslam: Battle Royal of Supremacy – Total Eclipse of the Hood
Friday, August 5, 2016
Oakland Metro Opera House
Oakland, CA
Paid attendance: 739
Live commentary by “Broseph” Joe Brody.
Tonight’s musical guest was Skidmark Walhberg.
1. Top of the SkyDreamers Miracle Ecstasy Double Chaos Redondo of Blood Round-Robin Intergalactic Tag Team Championship Tournament match: Ken & Ryu def. James C and Juice Lee.
2. Fatal Four-Way match for the Golden Gig: Anton Voorhees (formerly known as “The Hero of HIGHrule Link,” representing The CAUTION, with DARK Sheik and “The Talent” Ean Hancement), Johnny “Drinko” Butabi (representing the Knights of the Roxbury, with Anthony Butabi), and Shotzi Blakkheartt (representing the New U, with “Bonus Boy” Bobby Burgerhands and Coach Joey Nuggs) def. Drugz Bunny. Since all three challengers pinned the champion at the same time, all three challengers claimed to be the rightful winner of the Golden Gig. Hoodslam Señor Official El Sparko secured the Golden Gig and left the ringside area with it. As of now, there is no Golden Gig champion.
3. Top of the SkyDreamers Miracle Ecstasy Double Chaos Redondo of Blood Round-Robin Intergalactic Tag Team Championship Tournament match: The Stoner Brothers (Rick-Scott Stoner and Scott-Rick Stoner) def. the aliens, now known as Troof and Anomaly (accompanied by Drucilla).
4. Top of the SkyDreamers Miracle Ecstasy Double Chaos Redondo of Blood Round-Robin Intergalactic Tag Team Championship Tournament match: DARK Sheik and “The Talent” Ean Hancement (representing The CAUTION, accompanied by Anton Voorhees) def. the West Side Playaz 2099 (Boyce in da Hood and Vanilla Icebox). Immediately after the match, the CAUTION broke the arm of Hoodslam Señor Official, El Sparko, for refusing to award the Golden Gig to Anton Voorhees earlier in the evening.
5. Cereal Man def. “Ultragirl” Brittany Wonder. After the match, Brittany Wonder offered to shake Cereal Man’s hand. Cereal Man reluctantly accepted, and was immediately attacked by the returning Doc Atrocity, with whom Brittany Wonder has joined forces.
6. Top of the SkyDreamers Miracle Ecstasy Double Chaos Redondo of Blood Round-Robin Intergalactic Tag Team Championship Tournament match: Virgil Flynn III and “The Mexican Werewolf” El Chupacabra def. The Knights of the Roxbury (Johnny “Drinko” Butabi and Anthony Butabi).
7. Otis the Gimp def. “The Russian Lover” Zangev.
8. Battle Royal of Supremacy – the winner of this over-the-top rope battle royal wins complete control of Fuck the Fans VII on Friday, October 7, Hoodslam’s biggest show of the fall. Referee Guido def. Drugz Bunny, DARK Sheik, Anton Voorhees, “The Talent” Ean Hancement, Johnny “Drinko” Butabi, Anthony Butabi, Misty von Eerie, “Bonus Boy” Bobby Burgerhands, Shotzi Blakkheartt, Rick-Scott Stoner, “The Russian Lover” Zangev, Boyce in da Hood, Cereal Man, the Peeled Banana, and Sexy Chino.
You can watch a live stream of every first Friday show, along with every other Hoodslam ever recorded, by subscribing to the Hoodslam YouTube channel for $1.99/month (includes free two week trial). Search “Hoodslammery” on YouTube.
Hoodslam runs at the Oakland Metro Opera House every first Friday and will return on Friday, Friday, September 2 for Fanarchy Rulz.
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Hoodslam #America 2016 – Free to Freak Results
Friday, July 1, 2016
Oakland Metro Opera House
Oakland, CA
Paid attendance: 652
Live commentary by “Broseph” Joe Brody.
Tonight’s musical guest was Topless Jefferson.
1. Top of the SkyDreamers Miracle Ecstasy Cup Double Chaos Redondo of Blood Round-Robin Intergalactic Tag Team Championship Tournament match: James C. & Juice Lee def. The New U (Shotzi Blackheart and “Bonus Boy” Bobby Burgerhands, with Coach Joey Nuggs) to earn 10 points.
2. BBQ Brawl Independeath Day Death Match: The PB&J Banana def. The Hot Dog Frank Mayer.
3. Top of the SkyDreamers Miracle Ecstasy Cup Double Chaos Redondo of Blood Round-Robin Intergalactic Tag Team Championship Tournament match: The Stoner Brothers (Rick-Scott Stoner and Scott-Rick Stoner) and Virgil Flynn II & “The Mexican Werewolf” El Chupacabra wrestled to a 20-minute time-limit draw. Both teams earned five points.
4. Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks tag-team match: The Caution (CAUTION! DARK Sheik and “The Talent” Ean Hancement, champions) def. Cereal Man and “Ultragirl” Brittany Wonder to retain the Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks due to interference from “The Hero of HIGHrule” Link, who joined DARK Sheik and Ean Hancement as the third member of The Caution (CAUTION!)
5. Six-pack challenge elimination match to become the number one contender for the Golden Gig: “The Dark Noche” Bat Manuel def. Johnny “Drinko” Butabi, Evil Ryu, “The Russian Lover” Zangief, Ken (with Cammy and Cammy’s Ass), and “The Hero of HIGHrule” Link to become the new number one contender for the Golden Gig. Following the match all three thirds of The Caution (CAUTION!) viciously assaulted Bat Manuel.
6. Golden Gig Championship: Anthony Butabi def. “The Rabbit With a Habit” Drugz Bunny to win the Golden Gig. Referee Guido, accidentally blinded by cocaine, counted Drugz Bunny’s shoulders to the mat when Johnny “Drinko” Butabi made the cover on Drugz Bunny. The decision was reversed when Hoodslam Señor Official El Sparko realized that it was not Anthony Butabi who scored the pinfall. The match was restarted and “The Rabbit With a Habit” Drugz Bunny def. Anthony Butabi to retain the Golden Gig.
You can see a live stream of every first Friday show, along with every other Hoodslam ever recorded, by subscribing to the Hoodslam YouTube channel for $1.99/month (includes free two week trial).
Hoodslam runs at the Oakland Metro Opera House every first Friday and will return on Friday, August 5 for Hoodslam: Battle Royal of Supremacy.
Follow Hoodslam on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and YouTube, all @hoodslam.
Got pics or vids from the show? Post them with #hoodslam.
Hoodslam is a 21+ event. DON’T BRING YOUR FUCKING KIDS!
Hoodslam – Saturday 32x Expansion Pack! Results
Hoodslam – Saturday 32x Expansion Pack!
Saturday, June 11, 2016
Oakland Metro Opera House
Oakland, CA
Paid attendance: 177
Live commentary by Dr. BRObotnik.
1. Triple Threat match: Lara Croft (of Tomb Raider) def. Vault Dweller (of Fallout 4) and Paperman (formerly Paperboy of Paperboy).
2. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Hyperstone Heist Race to Dick Mountain Challenge for Freedom handicap match: The Foot Clan (two Foot soldiers, Rocksteady, and Krang, with Shredder) def. Casey Jones.
3. Fatal Four-way match: Misty (of Pokémon) def. Sweet Tooth (of Twisted Metal), Spider-Man (of Spider Man: Maximum Carnage), and Altair (of Assassin’s Creed).
During the tape change, while music from the Battletoads “pause” screen played, Dr. BRObotnik invited Team Final Fight (Metro City Mayor Mike Haggar, Guy, and Cody with Nicole, who is not only Cody’s girlfriend, but is also Mike Haggar’s daughter) to join him in the ring to booze up the fans. As Mike Haggar was about to address the crowd, Evil Ryu, Violent Ken (both of Street Fighter), and Morrigan (of Darkstalkers) ambushed Team Final Fight and kidnapped Nicole.
4. Tag team match: Team Final Fantasy (Sephiroth of Final Fantasy VII and Squall Leonheart of Final Fantasy VIII) def. John Martsen (of Red Dead Redemption) and Phoenix Wright, Ace Attorney (of Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney)..
5. Tag team match: Scarecrow and The Joker (with Harley Quinn, all three of Batman: Arkham Asylum) def. Arkham Asylum Bat Manuel and Lobo (of Injustice: Gods Among Us).
6. Six-person tag team match: Team Final Fight (Metro City Mayor Mike Haggar, Guy, and Cody) def. Evil Ryu and Violent Ken (of Street Fighter) and Morrigan (of Darkstalkers) to rescue Mike Haggar’s daughter/Cody’s girlfriend, Nicole.
You can see a live stream of every first Friday show, along with every other Hoodslam ever recorded, by subscribing to the Hoodslam YouTube channel for $1.99/month (includes free two week trial). Search “Hoodslammery” on YouTube.
Hoodslam runs at the Oakland Metro Opera House every first Friday and will return on Friday, July 1 for Hoodslam: #America2016.
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Hoodslam – Dionysus Affect Results
Friday, June 3, 2016
Oakland Metro Opera House
Oakland, CA
Paid attendance: 695
Live commentary by “Broseph” Joe Brody.
Musical guest: Twercules.
1. Intergalactic tag team championship tournament match: Virgil Flynn III & “The Mexican Werewolf” El Chupacabra def. The Stoner Brothers (Rick-Scott Stoner and Scott-Rick Stoner) and a pair of aliens who never made it clear what their names were (with another alien who, also, did not reveal their name) to advance in the intergalactic tag team championship tournament.
2. Otis the Gimp (with the Hooded Cobra) def. Psydsho the Clown Killer.
3. The New U (“Bonus Boy” Bobby Burgerhands and Shotzi Blakk Heartt, with Coach Joey Nuggs) def. The CAUTION (DARK Sheik and “The Talent” Ean Hancement).
4. 15-minute scramble match to determine the number one contender for the Best Athlete in the Easy Bay Golden Fannypacks: Cereal Man scored the final decision before time expired, def. James C., Ryu, Johnny “Drinko” Butabi, Pooh Jack, Player 1 Zangev and Player 2 Zangev to become the new number one contender for the Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks.
5. Four-way match to determine the number one contender for the Golden Gig: Anthony Butabi def. Ken, Juice Lee, and “The Patron Saint of Filth” Christina von Eerie to become the new number one contender for the Golden Gig.
6. Champion vs. Champion for the Golden Gig: Drugz Bunny (champion) def. “Ultragirl” Brittany Wonder as a result of interference from Anthony Butabi. Following the match, Brittany Wonder kicked Drugz Bunny in the dick. Immediately after, The CAUTION came out and “The Talent” Ean Hancement cashed in the Butternuts Memorial Lethal Lottery Battle Bowl Tag Team Tournament trophy for what looked like a match against a weakened Drugz Bunny for the Golden Gig. Instead, it was cashed in for a two-on-one handicap match against Brittany Wonder for the Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks.
7. Handicap match for the Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks: The CAUTION (DARK Sheik and “The Talent” Ean Hancement) def. “Ultragirl” Brittany Wonder to become the new co-holders of the Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks.
You can see a live stream of every first Friday show, along with every other Hoodslam ever recorded, by subscribing to the Hoodslam YouTube channel for $1.99/month (includes free two week trial). Search “Hoodslammery” on YouTube.
Hoodslam runs at the Oakland Metro Opera House every first Friday, but prior to Friday, July 1 for #America 2016, Hoodslam will run a second show in June with Hoodslam: 32x Expansion Pack on Saturday, June 11 at the Oakland Metro Opera House.
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Boyz in the Hoodslam: RENO Results
Friday, May 21, 2016
Cargo at the Whitney Peak Hotel
Reno, NV
Paid attendance: 145
Live commentary by “Broseph” Joe Brody.
Musical guest: Nevada Wolfsack.
1. Coach Nuggs Challenge: Coach Joey Nuggs (with “Bonus Boy” Bobby Burgerhands, representing The New U) def. “The Russian Lover” Zangief.
2. Three-Way Dance tag team match: Ken & Ryu def. James C. & Juice Lee, and The Stoner Brothers (Rick-Scott Stoner and Scott-Rick Stoner).
3. “The Mexican Werewolf” El Chupacabra def. Crotte Rhodes.
4. Four-way elimination match: Virgil Flynn III def. Johnny “Drinko” Butabi, DARK Sheik, and “Bonus Boy” Bobby Burgerhands (with Coach Joey Nuggs, representing The New U).
5. Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks: “Ultragirl” Brittany Wonder (champion) def. Anthony Butabi.
6. Golden Gig: Drugz Bunny (champion) def. “Big Ugly” J.D. Bishop.
You can see a live stream of every first Friday show, along with every other Hoodslam ever recorded, by subscribing to the Hoodslam YouTube channel for $1.99/month (includes free two week trial). Search “Hoodslammery” on YouTube.
Hoodslam will start running at the Cargo in Reno quarterly. Hoodslam also runs at the Oakland Metro Opera House every first Friday and will return on Friday, June 3, and again the following weekend on Saturday, June 11.
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Hoodslam – Super MUSCLE Bomb Exploder 2016: Dawn of Bustas
Hoodslam – Super MUSCLE Bomb Exploder 2016: Dawn of BustasFriday, May 6
Oakland Metro Opera House
Oakland, CA
Live commentary by “Broseph” Joe Brody.
Musical guest: Purple Stain feat. The Artist Formerly Known as Mary Jane Lawless
1. Three-Way Dance Tag Team match (whomever scores the decision advances to number one contender gauntlet match): Ken and Ryu def. The Caution (DARK Sheik and “The Talent” Ean Hancement) and The Knights of the Roxbury (Johnny “Drinko” Butabi and Anthony Butabi). Both Ken and Ryu made a simultaneous pin, resulting in both competitors advancing to the number one contender gauntlet match.
2. Number one contender gauntlet match: “The Hero of HIGHrule” Link def. Cobra Kai Corey Kreese, Bruiser Brody Adams, the PB&J Banana, “The Patron Saint of Filth” Christina von Eerie, Super Kratos 2099, Ken, and Ryu to earn the right to face Drugz Bunny for the Golden Gig in the main event.
3. James C. and Juice Lee def. “The Mexican Werewolf” El Chupacabra and Virgil Flynn III.
4. Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks: “Ultragirl” Brittany Wonder (champion) def. “The Russian Lover” Zangief to retain.
5. “The Dark Noche” Bat Manuel def. Cereal Man.
6. Tag team grudge match: The Stoner Brothers (Rick-Scott Stoner and Scott-Rick Stoner) def. The New U (“Bonus Boy” Bobby Burgerhands and Shotzi Blakk Heartt, with Coach Joey Nuggs) to earn five minutes alone in the ring with Coach Nuggs, who was subsequently dismantled by the Stoner Brothers.
7. Golden Gig: Drugz Bunny (champion) def. “The Hero of HIGHrule” Link to retain.
You can see a live stream of every first Friday show, along with every other Hoodslam ever recorded, by subscribing to the Hoodslam YouTube channel for $1.99/month (includes free two week trial). Search “Hoodslammery” on YouTube.
Hoodslam runs at the Oakland Metro Opera House every first Friday and will return on Friday, June 3. You can also catch Hoodslam at Cargo in Reno, NV on Saturday, May 21.
Follow Hoodslam on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and YouTube, all @hoodslam.
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Hoodslam is a 21+ event. DON’T BRING YOUR FUCKING KIDS!
www.BirdsWillFall.com