Hoodslam: Fanarchy Rules Results
Hoodslam: Fanarchy Rules
Friday, September 4, 2015
Oakland Metro Opera House
Oakland, CA
Paid attendance: 646
Live commentary by “Broseph” Joe Brody and Anthony Butabi.
Tonight’s musical guest was Whiskey Houston.
1. Tag team match: Stoner Brothers (Rick-Scott Stoner and Scott-Rick Stoner with Coach Joey Nuggs def. Hayward Heat (Stevie T and Big B with Wilke Ray).
2. Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks: “Ultragirl” Brittany Wonder as Duke Nukem (champion) def. Cereal Man.
3. Ken (with Cammy and Cammy’s Ass) and Ryu def. “Super Barrio Brother” Jesus Kruze & Akuma.
4. Six-person tag team match: “The Talent” Ean Hancement, “The Hero of HIGHrule” Link, and Xena: Warrior Princess def. Virgil Flynn III, Johnny “Drinko” Butabi (with Anthony Butabi) and Pissed Off Nerdy Gamer (“PONG,” with Fucking Obese Nerdy Gamer “FONG”).
5. “The Fuckin’ Machine” Brian Cage def. Paul London.
6. Six-entity tag team match: “The Russian Lover” Zangief, Juiced Lee, and James C def. “The Dark Noche” Bat Manuel, “The Mexican Werewolf” El Chupacabra, and Beetlejuice (with Lydia).
7. Over-the-top-rope battle royal to crown a new Kayfabe Memorial Lethal Lottery Battle Bowl Tag Team Tournament Champion: “Super Barrio Brother” Jesus Kruze eliminated a shit-ton of Hoodslammers to win the Kayfabe Memorial Lethal Lottery Battle Bowl Tag Team Tournament trophy, which can be turned in at any time for any match against any opponenet in any kind of match for any prize.
8. Golden Gig: Drugz Bunny (champion) def. Coach Joey Nuggs.
You can see this show, along with every other Hoodslam ever recorded, by subscribing to the Hoodslam YouTube channel for $1.99/month. Search “Hoodslammery” on YouTube.
Hoodslam runs at the Oakland Metro Opera House every first Friday and will return on Friday, October 2 for Hoodslam’s biggest show of the fall: Fuck the Fans VI – Doc of Ages.
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Battle Royal Of Supremacy HIGHlights
Hoodslam: Battle Royal of Supremacy Results
Friday, August 7, 2015
Oakland Metro Opera House
Oakland, CA
Paid attendance: 875
Live commentary by “Broseph” Joe Brody.
Tonight’s musical guest was Jury Booty.
1. Golden Gig: Drugz Bunny (champion) def. “The Fuckin’ Machine” Brian Cage to retain the Golden Gig.
2. Tag team match: “The Russian Lover” Zangief & “Super Barrio Brother” Jesus Kruze def. Ken (with Cammy and Cammy’s Ass) & Marty McFlux to advance to the Battle Royal of Supremacy.
3. The trial of Doc Atrocity for willful negligence in the past death of Butternuts and the future death of Anthony Butabi turned into an impromptu four-on-four, no-tag match featuring DARK Sheik, “The Patron Saint of Filth” Christina Von Eerie, “The Talent” Ean Hancement and Doc Atrocity vs. “The Knights of the Roxbury” (Anthony Butabi and “Inspector” Johnny Drinko), “Ultragirl” Brittany Wonder, and Virgil Flynn III. The match ended in a no-contest when DARK Sheik was revealed as a robot. Ultimately, Doc Atrocity was forgiven by “Ultragirl” Brittany Wonder and accepted a spot in the Battle Royal of Supremacy.
4. Paul London (with the remains of Butternuts) def. “The Mexican Werewolf” El Chupacabra (with Courtney Crimson) to advance to the Battle Royal of Supremacy.
5. Three-way elimination tag-team match: The Stoner Brothers (Rick-Scott Stoner and Scott-Rick Stoner, with Coach Joey Nuggs, Cheerleader Missy Hyasshit and Waterboy Bobby Burgerhands) were denied spots in the Battle Royal of Supremacy, falling to the teams of James C. & Juiced Lee, and Bat Manuel & Cereal Man, all four of whom advanced to the Battle Royal of Supremacy.
Drugz Bunny appeared after the match, took down The Stoner Brothers and Coach Joey Nuggs, and dared a member of Stoner U to challenge him for the Golden Gig at Fanarchy Rulz on Friday, September 4. The Hoodslam fans can vote on which member of Stoner U they want to see challenge Drugz Bunny for the Golden Gig right here: (link)
6. The Hero of HIGHrule Link def. PONG (Pissed Off Nerdy Gamer, with FONG [Fucking Obese Nerdy Gamer]) to advance to the Battle Royal of Supremacy.
7. 2015 Battle Royal of Supremacy (elimination occurs when a competitor is thrown over the top rope and both feet hit the floor): Doc Atrocity eliminated Cereal Man to win the 2015 Battle Royal of Supremacy, giving him complete control over Hoodslam’s biggest show of the fall, Fuck the Fans VI on Friday, October 2 at the Oakland Metro Opera House.
You can see this show, along with every other Hoodslam ever recorded, by subscribing to the Hoodslam YouTube channel for $1.99/month. Search “Hoodslammery” on YouTube.
Hoodslam runs at the Oakland Metro Opera House every first Friday and will return on Friday, September 4 for Hoodslam: Fanarchy Rulz – Fans Fuck Back. Get all the event details right here: https://www.facebook.com/events/377593549117544/
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Drugz Bunny on Booking The Territory
Hoodslam’s Golden Gig Champion Drugz Bunny spreading the word of the Accidental Phenomenon via podcast.
Listen to it, share it and get ready for more Hoodslammers to be on “Booking the Territory” in the near future.
Beachslam Delta Farce: FOR CHARITY!
Hoodslam: Rise of the Toon – Homage to Saturday Mornings RESULTS
Friday, July 17, 2015
Oakland Metro Opera House
Oakland, CA
Paid attendance: 360
Live commentary by “Broseph” Joe Brody as Johnny BROvo.
Tonight’s musical guest was Cocky and Bullstinkle.
1. Tag team match: The Masters of the Universe (She-Man and He-Ra) def. Storm & Psylocke (with Rogue).
2. Batmanuel def. The Joker (with Harley Quinn)
3. Tag team match: James C. & Juiced Lee def. The Flintstoners (Fred Flintstoner and Wilma Flintstoner, with Barney Rubble).
4. Triple threat match: Beetlejuice (with Lidia) def. Max Goof and G.I. Joe’s chief warrant officer Flint.
5. Special performance from Felix the Cat Sweet of Displayed Labors Sideshow.
6. Six-entity tag team match: Rocksteady, Krang & Shredder def. Alvin and the Chipmunks (Alvin, Simon & Theodore)
7. Tag team match: The Rugrats (Tommy Pickles and Chuckie Finster) and the Blue World Order (Big Poppa Smurf and The Cuzzy Curt Nightcrawler, with Smurfette) wrestled to a no-contest when Tommy Pickles revealed himself as the third man, turning on his partner to join the Blue World Order.
8. Golden Gig: Drugz Bunny (champion) def. Judge Doom in a Dip match.
You can see this show, along with every Hoodslam ever recorded, by subscribing to the Hoodslam YouTube channel for $1.99/month.
Hoodslam runs at the Oakland Metro Opera House every first Friday and will return on Friday, August 7 for Battle Royal of Supremacy. Get all the event details right here: https://www.facebook.com/events/1688629674699113/
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The Stoner Brothers on The Kracker & The Kahn
The first 38 minutes of the show features a discussion on WWE Beast in the East, UFC McGregor v. Mendes and NFL prop bets on the NFC North….then we’re joined by Hoodslam’s The Stoner Brothers! They stop by to discuss why they left the recent WWE tryout and address the subject of them taking someone else’s spot in the camp. Then we segue into motherfucking Hoodslam and the subject that everyone wants to know about – Hoodslam rats!
You can listen to the show on 1GimmickWorld.
#America 2015 – Rock, Flag, and Eagle Highlights
Freedom isn’t free, but these epic HD highlights from #America 2015 – Rock, Flag, and Eagle are!
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Hoodslam: #America 2015 – Rock, Flag & Eagle RESULTS
Hoodslam: #America 2015 – Rock, Flag & Eagle RESULTS
Friday, July 3, 2015
Oakland Metro Opera House
Oakland, CA
Paid attendance: 563
Live commentary by “Broseph” Joe Brody.
Tonight’s musical guest was One If By Land, Two If By Semen.
1. The Knights of the Roxbury (Johnny “Drinko” Butabi and Anthony Butabi) def. “The Mexican Werewolf” El Chupacabra and “Big Ugly” JD Bishop.
2. Three-way tag team match: DARK Sheik & “The Talent” Ean Hancement def. Marty McFlux & Virgil Flynn III, and The Stoner Brothers (Rick-Scott Stoner & Scott-Rick Stoner, with Coach Joey Nuggs and Waterboy Bobby Burgerhands).
3. Gerudo Valley Street Fight: “The Hero of HIGHrule” Link def. Triple H, who replaced Paul London, who replaced PONG (Pissed Off Nerdy Gamer).
4. Triple threat match: “Super Barrio Brother” Jesus Kruze def. Ken (with Cammy and Cammy’s Ass) and “The Patron Saint of Filth” Christina von Eerie (with DARK Sheik).
5. Doc Atrocity def. Botchy the Clown.
6. Tag team match: Juiced Lee & James C. def. Bat Manuel & Cereal Man.
7. Best Athlete in the East Bay Award: “Ultragirl” Brittany Wonder (champion) def. Cheerleader Missy Hyasshit.
8. Golden Gig: Drugz Bunny (champion) def. “The Russian Lover” Zangief.
You can see this show, and every other Hoodslam ever recorded, by subscribing to the Hoodslam YouTube channel for $1.99/month.
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Hoodslam runs at the Oakland Metro Opera House every first Friday and will return on Friday, July 17 for Hoodslam: Ride of the Toon – Homage to Saturday Mornings. Get all the event details right here: https://www.facebook.com/events/496118373878264/
Hoodslam is a 21+ event. DON’T BRING YOUR FUCKING KIDS!
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