6 Stoners We Hate – Stoner U Stoner Tip 419

Stoner University has returned! This time, Scott Rick and Missy Hyasshit are here to tell you about Stoners they hate! Are you one of these types? Better hope not, cause you’ll be rejected from the admittance office for lacking proper educational foundation. This is a serious academic institution.

Hoodslam FEMMED OUT: Drag Me to Hell

There seems to be some confusion about the terms of the discounted price of admission at Hoodslam: Femmed Out – Drag Me to Hell on Friday, February 6, so, listen up…

In case drunk-ass El Flaco Loco messed it up while Broseph Joe Brody was prepping for his match at Hoodslam: Winter is Squirting, here are the rules for guys and gals to get the discount at our next show: if you wanna knock five bucks off the price of admission, you gotta show up to the Oakland Metro Operahouse “femmed out,” regardless if you identify as male or female. We’re talking clothes, hair, make-up…the whole nine yards. Continue reading Hoodslam FEMMED OUT: Drag Me to Hell

Hoodslam: Winter is Squirting Results Friday, January 2

Hoodslam: Winter is Squirting Results
Friday, January 2
Oakland, Calif. at the Oakland Metro Opera House

Paid attendance was 860. In lieu of the Hoodslam Band’s absence, the guest band was Vaginal Tap. Live commentary by “Broseph” Joe Brody (WWE Tough Enough’s A.J. Kirsch), the former mayor of Hoodslam El Flaco Loco, and celebrating his recent corporate sponsorship, Doc Atrocity referred to himself as Doc McTrocity. Continue reading Hoodslam: Winter is Squirting Results Friday, January 2

SFTF

Remember that time we re-created the Battle of the Bay? And then caused another earthquake? This is where all the magic happened. Not just the best of seven that caused it all, but the whole damn show! This is how Hoodslam fucks the fans!

http://youtu.be/U5VxprZkDmI

Hoodslam: Winter is Squirting Jan 2nd

January 2nd, 2015
Oakland Metro Operahouse
8 pm doors, 9 pm show
$10 cover FOR THE LAST TIME!
dontbringyourfnkids
www.birdswillfall.com
@Hoodslam on everything social that matters

The year is almost up, but we’re already hard at work to make our first show of 2015 the best we can! Some of it might need some ‘splainin. Some of it words won’t do justice. All of it will be fucking incredible. Believe that.

Continue reading Hoodslam: Winter is Squirting Jan 2nd

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