One day in Hyrule, an epic encounter took place. Altair and Link became engaged in a game of human (and Hylian) chess. Luckily, our camera men had driven there to capture such a happening. Thats why theres cars in Hyrule. get over it.
music is
Twilight Princess – snowpeak ruins
Turtles in Time boss theme by the Hoodslam Band
Mega Man Dr Wilys Theme by the the Hoodslam Band
we’re on facebook and stuff. look it up.
Hoodslam: Fuck the Fans V – BROetic Justice
Friday, October 3, 2014
Oakland Metro Opera House
Oakland, CA
Paid attendance: 1,026
On this night, the Hoodslam Band was known as Nickelback. Upon learning their name for the evening, the Hoodslam Band immediately threatened to walk out on the show. The Hoodslam Band and “Broseph” Joe Brody eventually compromised on “Ticklesack.”
Live commentary by “Broseph” Joe Brody (WWE Tough Enough’s A.J. Kirsch), El Flaco Loco, PONG (Pissed Off Nerdy Gamer) and Coach Joey Nuggs.
To see this show and previous shows in their entirety, check out www.SmartMarkVideo.com/Hoodslam
Hoodslam runs at the Oakland Metro Opera House every first Friday of the month and will return on Friday, November 7 for 80s for the Ladies III.
Hoodslam is a 21+ event. DON’T BRING YOUR F*CKING KIDS!
Follow Hoodslam on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and YouTube, all @Hoodslam.
HoodSlam Francisco: Bright Lights, Gig City
Saturday, August 23, 2014
Z Space
San Francisco, CA
Paid attendance: 290
On this night, the Hoodslam Band, from the corner of Taint and Ass-bury, was known as Rice-a-Blow Me: The San Francisco Skeet.
Live commentary by “Broseph” Joe Brody (WWE Tough Enough’s A.J. Kirsch) and one-half of “The Knights of the Roxbury” Jonathan Butabi.
To see this show and previous shows in their entirety, check out www.SmartMarkVideo.com/Hoodslam
Hoodslam runs at the Oakland Metro Opera House every first Friday of the month and will return on Friday, September 5 for “Fanarchy Rulz.”
Hoodslam is a 21+ event. DON’T BRING YOUR F*CKING KIDS!
Follow Hoodslam on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and YouTube, all @Hoodslam.
USFtv- University of San Francisco’s only and best student-run television station responds to a student request for capturing “hoodfights,” this is HOODSLAM. HOODSLAM!
Shelly Martinez talks about her fantastic series of matches with Brittany Wonder on the PWTorch Livecast! (skip to 33 minutes) Be sure to see her next month at 80s for the Ladies!
Here is our complete uploading the epic brawl that was James C v. Drugz Bunny in a 1920s Prohibition Match for the right to use Here Comes the Hot Stepper by Ini Kamoze as entrance music from last years 80s for the Ladies event. 80s for the Ladies returns First Friday in November!
If you want to see more you can watch the whole show at SMARTMARKVIDEO.COM/HOODSLAM for $9.99!
November 7th, 2014 doors 8:30, show 9pm
630 3rd Street, Oakland Metro Operahouse
$10 cover, 21&up, dontbringyourfnkids
birdswillfall.com – social media, we’re @Hoodslam
Did you know we had a secret show last week just for Fanclub members? If you love getting fucked at our monthly shows and can’t get enough wrestling action then you need to join the Hoodslam FTFanclub! This was just the latest event that we have for FTFanclub members where they can party with your favorite Hoodslam wrestlers.
FTFanclub members get their own ID card, cool new merch, access to an elite facebook group, and free admission to our infamous fanclub shows! Join the FTFanclub!
Hoodslam: FTF V – BROetic Justice. Friday, October 3. #FTFV #BROeticJustice
Your BROliness,
The penis of Hoodslam star and reality TV personality Broseph Joe Brody (AJ Kirsch) has been signed to a WWE Devolopmental contract this week. Stemming from it’s recent appearance on VH1’s “Dating Naked,” the Bro’s wiener is a hot commodity, having turned down offers from TNA, the New York Yankees and Nike to head to the Performance Center in Florida. Although known as a “stiff” worker in the Hoodslam ring, Broseph’s penis should fit well into the WWE landscape.
“We feel that Broseph’s penis will have a long standing future here in the WWE,” said Chief Operating Officer Triple H. “We figure it’ll factor in heavily on future seasons of Total Divas, and should anchor our upcoming relaunch of the Cruiserweight Division.”
Originally, Broseph’s balls were planned to be signed in a “package” deal, but were not offered contracts because they needed to bulk up. The stable of Broseph’s dick and balls may still make WWE TV, but instead of being paired with his balls, it is likely that the stable will instead include The Bella Twins.
“I’m really excited to be a part of the WWE.” said Broseph’s penis “Although I kind of wish WCW was still around, so I could be where the big boys play.”
Broseph’s penis will have to undergo a name change in accordance with WWE’s policies. His penis is expected to debut on NXT this November under the name “Terry Spunk.”
SHELLY MARTINEZ VS. BRITTANY WONDER
No cheesy pun in the header for this one, the name speaks for itself. On August 23rd in San Francisco, Brittany Wonder was able to defeat Shelly Martinez in a physical match that sprawled across the Z Space, leaving many a splat from a suplex on the concrete floor.
At the September 5th event back in Oakland, Shelly, who has Shelly Martinez’s Funpage, welcomed Brittany to the ring, and in the spirit of friendly competition, asked for a rematch. Again, they fought across another building, including battling upon the bar at the Oakland Metro Operahouse. Shelly won this time, although it was clearly with the help of unsportswomanlike conduct. (I’m told she spit period blood in her face, but only Jesus knows)
The rubber match has been booked, but Shelly Martinez requested a single caveat: that it be Falls Count Anywhere in the building. That means on the floor. On the bar. On the fans. In the bathroom. In the smoking section. On the hotdog truck. ANYWHERE you can get your opponents shoulders down for three seconds, it counts. So we’re turning the fucking lights on. RAVENS RULES!
