Doc Atrocity is high on a steroid concoction of power ever since defeating El Flaco Loco and taking control of Hoodslam. His plan is to annihilate the multiverse- starting with destroying Oakland!

Back in February an election was held to determine the Mayor of Hoodslam between El Flaco Loco, Doc Atrocity and our sometimes announcer. El Flaco Loco, Norcal wrestling legend and part time Hoodslam commentator delivered an impassioned speech that whipped the hundreds in attendance into a frenzy, and was shortly after named the official winner of the Mayor of Hoodslam election! This would not last long as they would challenge again for in a “Loser Leaves Hoodslam for 90 days” match at Entertania, with Doc Atrocity winning after pouring zombie sauce into the eyes of El Flaco Loco.

With no one to stop him, Doc Atrocity would crave more power- by declaring himself also in control of Oakland, San Francisco and the rest of the world. Broseph Brody was finally disgusted by his actions when Doc interrupted his birthday party and beat him in a match to continue the celebration.

Upset by his loss, Doc Atrocity tried to exact revenge last month by interrupting the show and assaulting Broseph along with his sideshow freaks, beating him into a pile of glitter. In a surprising return, El Flaco Loco entered for the save and cleared the ring of the sideshow freaks- claiming that he is the original Mayor of Hoodslam! Now they will meet again Oct 3rd at BROetic Justice to settle who is the one true Mayor! FTF!

Hoodslam presents Fuck the Fans V: BROetic Justice • Friday, October 3 • Oakland Metro Operahouse (630 Third Street in Oakland, CA) • 8:30pm • $10 at the door • 21 and over • Full bar • Live music from The Hoodslam Band • DON’T BRING YOUR FUCKING KIDS!

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Find out what all of social media is talking about on Oct. 3rd, for FTF V: BROetic Justice

October 3rd, 2014 doors 8:30, show 9pm
630 3rd Street, Oakland Metro Operahouse
$10 cover, 21&up, dontbringyourfnkids

Fresh off a vaginal safari tour of VH1’s Dating Naked, Broseph Brody is planning on fucking the fans Oct. 3rd for his show- BROetic Justice! A few weeks ago, he won the Battle Royal for Supremacy and gets to run Hoodslam for the night high atop his throne on Mt Brolympus! So far Broseph has booked the following matches-

• Shelly Martinez VS Brittany Wonder in a falls count anywhere match!

• El Flaco Loco VS Doc Atrocity to determine the Mayor of Hoodslam!

Last weeks show was 3 hours long, so more matches to be announced. We’ve been fucking the fans for 5 years now, so be sure to show up at the Oakland Metro Oct. 3rd for Fuck the Fans V: BROetic Justice!

October 3rd, 2014 doors 8:30, show 9pm
630 3rd Street, Oakland Metro Operahouse
$10 cover, 21&up, dontbringyourfnkids

Holy $#@!, is Juiced Lee the most dominant champion to ever step into a Hoodslam arena? He must be, because he just defended the his title again against fan favorite Pooh Jack last Friday to retain the Golden Gig Championship! Pooh Jack is one of hoodslam’s toughest competitors who brings every weapon he can fit into a trashcan- kendo sticks, crutches, and assorted computer parts to smash his opponents whenever he appears in the ring. But last Friday Pooh Jack fought on an even playing field and ended up with his head bashed into a trashcan while Juiced Lee stomped onto him from the top-rope!

While Juice Lee has been known to rip the internal organs out of his opponents, he has the honor of the Golden Gig championship to uphold; so he joined the fans in showing respect for Pooh Jacks’ effort. Pooh Jack is just the latest wrestler to fall before Juiced Lee’s martial prowess; Dark Sheik, Drugz Bunny and Bat Manuel have all felt his rage. How many bodies must fall before he wins the respect of the Hoodslam fans? Since he is a fighting champion he will probably return Oct. 3rd for BROetic Justice!

October 3rd, 2014 doors 8:30, show 9pm
630 3rd Street, Oakland Metro Operahouse
$10 cover, 21&up, dontbringyourfnkids

Last Friday at Fanarchy Rules, Vampire Shelly Martinez and Ultragirl Brittany Wonder battled for the second time ever in single competition. What started out as friendly competition between two of the best female wrestlers on the West Coast has turned into a dark rivalry. Shelly and Brittany’s hatred for one another was evident as their match would spill out of the ring and onto the Oakland Metro bar counter. Finally, Shelly could take no more of Brittany’s barroom brawling, and Shelly sprayed some questionable body fluids right into the eyes of Ultragirl and pinned her with a choking STO!

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Hoodslam commentator Broseph Brody was infuriated with Shelly- claiming she stole a win, and demanded she return next month to fight Brittany again. As the winner of last month’s Battle Royal for Supremacy, Broseph wins the right to rule next month’s Hoodslam- BROetic Justice! Now Shelly Martinez and Brittany Wonder must fight again Oct. 3^rd in a tie breaking final match – Falls Count Anywhere!

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October 3rd, 2014 doors 8:30, show 9pm
630 3rd Street, Oakland Metro Operahouse
$10 cover, 21&up, dontbringyourfnkids

What the hell happened last night? It was complete Fanarchy, rioting and chaos. The Oakland Metro was a packed sweaty mess for the proving ground that is Hoodslam! We saw the return of announcer Ike Burner and wrestler BatManuel, and the satanic Courtney Crimson! We crowned a winner for the Skydreamer Miracle eXstacy Cup! We had an Iron Lung Match! We have even new contenders for the Best Athlete in the East Bay!

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The Skydreamer Miracle eXstacy Cup has a new champion! El Chupacabra will be tripping balls for months with the amount of eXstacy that he won in several hard fought battles. First he defeated the hero of Highrule, Link in a match that utilized the Highlander sword and a treasure chest full of bombs. But nothing short of the supernatural could stop El Chupacabra from throwing Link off the top rope to advance in the tournament.

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Johnathon Butabi was also out to show the world that sober living and DDP Yoga will help you party all night! Even though The Brian Kendrick was a psychotic crazy man and should probably be placed in Arkham Asylam after the assault on Butabi last night. Somehow, after every effort in a brutal match, Butabi was able to defeat The Brian Kendrick with a Roxbury Bomb into a pile of glitter!

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Butabi would go on to face El Chupacabra in the finals in a match that was treacherous, breathtaking and bloody! El Chupacabra had his new baby mama- Courtney Crimson escorting him to the ring. We leave our F’n kids at home for hoodslam, even if they are demonspawn terror babies! Neither a broken nose or the Butabi brothers devious tactics would stop the “Mexican Werewolf” El Chupacabra from his goal of staying high on eXstacy as he crushed Butabi into the mat with an Adios front flip piledriver; and won the respect of everyone in the Oakland Metro!

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Juiced Lee, the only man to hold the Golden Gig solo since 2012. The man who was able to singlify (new word, i dont care) what was once a team championship has defended against all comers since winning the main event of Entertania in April. Three way dances, Fatal Four Ways, 2 on 1 clone wars…nothing has stopped the volcanic rise of Juice Lee.

Fate has shined upon our martial arts wielding fatality inducing back the fuck flipping paragon of mountain topness, he too is subject to the fans will! Who shall they choose to challenge the man without relent? Pooh Jack? Sugar Dunkington? El Sparko? Go over to our events page and vote for the opponent that will get a chance at the richest prize in sports entertainment- The Golden Gig!

FTF

September 5th, 2014 doors 8:30, show 9pm
630 3rd Street, Oakland Metro Operahouse
$10 cover, 21&up, dontbringyourfnkids
birdswillfall.com – social media, we’re @Hoodslam

Where art thou fanny pack?

It hasn’t been all picnics and happy meals for F.O.N.G. (Fat Obese Nerdy Gamer) since winning the Best Athlete in the Bay Award from Virgil Flynn III last June. He’s found himself attacked from all directions, defending against many comers. Yet the fans have still not rallied behind Team Game Over (FONG and P.issed O.ff N.erdy G.amer PONG). Furthermore, FONG announced at the last Hoodslam that his Golden Fannypack, the symbol of tribute given to those that carry the mantel of Best Athlete, had been stolen. The toll has weighed heavy on the soul of this fucking nerdy gamer.

Who will F.O.N.G. face at Fanarchy Rules this Friday? Scorpion? Virgil Flynn III? Brock Lesnar? (Probably not) You decide by heading over to our event page and voting for this match and others at Fanarchy Rules!

September 5th, 2014 doors 8:30, show 9pm
630 3rd Street, Oakland Metro Operahouse
$10 cover, 21&up, dontbringyourfnkids
birdswillfall.com – social media, we’re @Hoodslam

Semifinals for the “Top of the Skydreamers Miracle eXstacy Cup” Block A takes place this Friday at the Oakland Metro Operahouse between…..

Jonathon Butabi and THE Brian Kendrick

El Chupacabra and “Hero of Highrule” Link

Who will advance to the finals and try to become the first Hoodslammer to win this cup?!?!? Better be there Sept 5th to find out!