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Hoodslam: Last Year’s Resolution – The Sequel (January 3, 2014) Results
Hoodslam: “Last Year’s Resolution – The Sequel” results
Friday, January 3, 2014
Oakland, Calif. at Oakland Metro Opera House
Paid attendance: 790
On this night, the Hoodslam Band was known as “Mayoral Erection.”
Live commentary by “Broseph” Joe Brody (WWE Tough Enough’s A.J. Kirsch) and “Master Spliffer.”
(1) Ryu beat Sub-Zero (w/Sindel) with a Hadouken following a beat-down from Scorpion on Sub-Zero.
(2) The Knights of the Roxbury (Johnny Drinko Butabi & Anthony Butabi) beat “Ultragirl” Brittany Wonder & “Super Barrio Brother” Jesus Kruze in a tag team match when the Butabis hit the Boozeday Device on Brittany Wonder.
(3) Ken beat the PB&J Banana, “The Metalhead Maniac” Sledge, Batmanuel, Soundwave, and James C. in an over-the-top-rope/pinfall gauntlet match when Ken hit a Shoryuken to pin James C.
(4) Juiced Lee & “The Psycho Shooter” Drake Younger beat DARK Sheik & Christina Von Eerie in a non-Golden Gig tag team match when Drake Younger hit the Drake’s Landing on DARK Sheik.
(5) Drugz Bunny beat “Broseph” Joe Brody with the Stardust Swandive.
(6) Game Over (PONG [Pissed Off Nerdy Gamer] and FONG [F’n Obese Nerdy Gamer]) beat The Stoner Brothers (Rick-Scott Stoner & Scott-Rick Stoner w/Coach Joey Nuggs) in a tag team match when Rick-Scott missed a top-rope splash.
The fans at the Oakland Metro Opera House elected El Flaco Loco the new mayor of Hoodslam. He defeated Doc Atrocity and Shawn Michaels’s Allen.
Special performance by Cat Sweet.
(7) Virgil Flynn III beat “The New Age Punisher” B-Boy to retain the Best Athlete in the East Bay Award. Flynn won with an inside cradle.
[ FYI: This show and previous shows can be viewed in their entirety HERE. Hoodslam runs at the Oakland Metro Opera House every first Friday of the month and will return on Friday, February 7 for “Hoodslam: XLVIII – The Smokelahoma Bowl.” Hoodslam is a 21+ event. ]Hoodslam: Non Denominational Winter Season Celebrational Festivity…of Doom…..DOS! Digital Download!
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Hoodslam In Our House 3: Good Friends, Better Frenemies (December 20, 2013) Results
Hoodslam In Our House 3: Good friends, better frenemies
1) The Subruban Commandos defeated The Stoner Brothers. Afterwards, The Stoners old Coach Joey Nuggs from Stoner U appeared, ready with clipboard and whistle. He said he would whip these boys back into Golden Gig shape, and started by putting them through drills immediately before allowing them to take part in any doobage.
2) Guano Loco defeated Lucha Magnifico with a pile driver.
– Mr. Hoodslam 2, Hoodslams own crotchety old man veteran wrestler, told the fans that he would be entering his name into the election for Mayor of Hoodslam in January, running on the platform of tradition.
– Johnny Drinko informed the crowd that Virgil Flynn III had caught his ire by having so many great matches. He swore to make Virgil have WORST match of the year, and included the rule that he and Virgil would drink liquor for every knife edge chop executed in the match.
3)Johnny Drinko, Anthony Butabi, and Anthony Butabi 2099 defeated Virgil Flynn III, Ultragirl Brittany Wonder, and Jesus Cruz.
4) F.O.N.G. defeated PB&J Banana after tying him to the corner and devouring a bag of his relatives.
5) DARK Sheik,El Chupacabra and Christina Von Eerie defeated Ken, Zangief and Scorpion after Zangief gave a pile driver to everyone in the match, including his partners.
– DARK Sheik informed the crowd that at Jan 3rd, he refuses to defend the Golden Gig with the coholder Juiced Lee. He instead issued a challenge, DARK Sheik and Christina Von Eerie v Juiced Lee and a mystery partner
6) Juiced Lee defeated James to defend the Golden Gig
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Hoodslam: Non Denominational Winter Season Celebrational Festivity…of Doom…..DOS! (December 6, 2013) Results
Hoodslam Show Results
Friday, December 6, 2013
Oakland, Calif. at the Metro Opera House
Paid Attendance: 688
On this night, The Hoodslam Band was known as “Ejaculate Conception.” Live commentary by “Broseph” Joe Brody (WWE Tough Enough’s A.J. Kirsch) and El Flaco Loco.
(1) Best Athlete in the East Bay Award: Virgil Flynn III beat Soundwave with a 450 splash to retain.
(2) Golden Gig Championship: Dark Sheik & Juiced Lee beat The Stoner Brothers (Rick-Scott Stoner & Scott-Rick Stoner) with a top-rope splash/leg-drop combo.
(3) “Ultragirl” Brittany Wonder beat James with a roll-up with an assist from the PB&J Banana.
(4) P.O.N.G. (Pissed Off Nerdy Gamer) beat Scorpion with a roll-up when Sindel distracted Scorpion and Sub-Zero froze him from behind.
(5) Drugz Bunny beat F.O.N.G. (F’n Obese Nerdy Gamer) with a Chokeslam. P.O.N.G. and F.O.N.G., collectively known as “Game Over,” attacked Drugz Bunny after the match, which resulted in the arrival of Pooh Jack coming to Drugz’s aid to take out Game Over.
Special performance by Revolva.
(6) The Knights of the Roxbury (Johnny Drinko Butabi & Anthony Butabi) beat Ken & Ryu when Johnny Drinko Butabi pinned Ryu with an Okana roll.
(7) The team of Doc Atrocity & Dark Sheik & Super Mutant Red Rhino 2099 & El Chupacabra (w/Courtney Crimson) & Giggles the Clown beat Major Meathook & Corporal Clawhammer & Switchblade & Juiced Lee & Futurecabra when Doc Atrocity eliminated Futurecabra in a 5-on-5 over-the-top-rope elimination match.
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FYI: Hoodslam runs at the Oakland Metro Opera House every first Friday of the month and will return on Friday, January 3 for “Hoodslam: Last Year’s Resolution – The Sequel.” Follow Hoodslam on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, and YouTube – all @Hoodslam. Website is BirdsWillFall.com.
The Return of El Flaco Loco
That’s right! You fans asked for him and you’re getting him! El Flaco Loco will be back at Hoodslam on December 6th for Hoodslam: Non Denominational Winter Season Celebrational Festivity…of Doom…..DOS!
Want to win a brand new Dark Sheik figure?!
Thanks to Robert Rodriguez, we have a completely new contest for all of our fans!
Head over to our Facebook and place your vote for what color you want to see the new Dark Sheik figure in! We’ll choose one fan at random to win their own Dark Sheik figure!
UNITED SHEIKS AND ATROCITIES?
At the October Horrorslam event, a horrible truth was revealed: Doc Atrocity and DARK Sheik have joined forces. It’s no mystery why, it’s just confusing as shit HOW.
DARK Sheik, after quitting Hoodslam last June, made his return in September. But he wasn’t gone for three months – it was more like 86 years. Due to his twice dead (de)composition, the DARK Sheik survived through the decades, and met up with a twisted and deformed Doc Atrocity somewhere around the year 2099…
During the summer, the Doc Atrocity of 2013 was qutie busy, attempting to secure a guity verdict in the Trial of El Sparko. He was unsuccessful, as it was proven that JuggalOG Kevin Gill was the guilty culprit, and he was the one sent into exile. During the crazy caper, Resistances fighter from the future came back in time to stop Doc Atrocity IN 2013 so that he can’t fuck up their lives, and the world, in 2099 (by supposedly turning Hoodslam in a global corporate monster conglomerate…or whatever).
2099 Doc Atrocity is aware of their actions, and he sent back a doomsday device to defeat the heroic future fucks (his words, not mine). That doomsday device IS the returned DARK Sheik, and he has promised the Doc Atrocity of 2013 that all future business will be settled December 6th ath the Oakland Metro. Can these two ego maniacs trust each other? Will the resistance fighters of the future succeed in their mission? If they do, will they exist anymore? Cuz it’d be a boner to win and then just dissapear.
Find out DECEMBER 6TH at the OAKLAND METRO!
Year End Awards
For the first time ever, Hoodslam will be introducing “Year End Awards” and YOU the fans get to vote and make your voice heard. Here, we have categories from “Hoodslammer of the Year” to “Best Special Performance Act” with nominees in each category to help you choose from. Don’t like the nominees that are there? Then enter in WHO or WHAT should be named as a nominee. Think long and hard cause there was a lot of great and PHENOMENAL things that has happened from January and on. And you only get ONE chance to vote.
You must complete every single category and send your vote via email to HoodslamFTF@gmail.com before Tuesday Dec 31st to have your vote count.
And here you go!
*Hoodslammer of the Year*
-Drugz Bunny
-DARK Sheik
-Virgil Flynn III
-Anthony Butabi
-El Chupacabra
-Other
*Match of the Year*
-Anthony Butabi vs Drake Younger (February)
-Drugz Bunny vs James C at Hoodslam: Love the Game (June)
-Virgil Flynn the 3rd vs Drake Younger at Hoodslam: 80’s For the Ladies II (November)
-Johnny “Drinko” Butabi vs Paul London (March)
-DARK Sheik (as Altair from Assassin’s Creed) vs “God of War” Kratos (June)
-Other
*Hoodslam Moment of the Year*
-Drugz Bunny winning the Battle Royal of Supremacy (August)
-Virgil Flynn III beating DARK Sheik to become the NEW Best Athlete in the East Bay (June)
-DARK Sheik returning to Hoodslam and then winning the Golden GiG with JUICED Lee (September)
-Brittany Wonder winning the 30-entity Battle Royal at FTF IV (October)
-TEAM Street Fighter (Ken & Ryu) vs The Stoner Bros (January)
-Other
*Best Hoodslam Entrance Theme* (Played by The Hoodslam Band)
-Otis the Gimp
-The Stoner Bros
-El Chupacabra
-DARK Sheik
-Scorpion
-Other
*Best Hoodslam Entrance Theme* (NOT played by The Hoodslam Band)
-Virgil Flynn III
-Drugz Bunny
-Johnny “Drinko” Butabi
-“Ultra Girl” Brittany Wonder
-Anthony Butabi
-Other
*Best Hoodslam Band Name*
-José Queervo (May)
-Nudist Priest (November)
-Donkey Schlong (June)
-Trouser Snakes on a Plane (March)
-Gonorrhea in 60 Seconds (September)
-Other
*Best Team/Faction*
-The James Gang
-United Sideshows and Atrocities
-The Stoner Bros
-TEAM Street Fighter
-The Butabi Bros
-Other
*Most Hated Hoodslammer*
-James C
-Doc Atrocity
-“Broseph” Joe Brody
-Johnny “Drinko” Butabi
-F.O.N.G.
-Other
*Best Name for a Hoodslam Show*
-Boyz in the Hoodslam 3 – 37th Chamber
-Hoodslam 3 Year Anniversary: “I’ll ALWAYS Know What You Did Last Hoodslam”
-Hoodslam: Fuck the Fans IV: In Drugz We Trust
-Hoodslam: The Mayans Were Stupid – AKA Funeral for a Furry (January)
-Hoodslam: Battle Royal of Supremacy – Daze of Future Past
-Other
*Favorite Non Regular Hoodslammer*
-Shelly Martinez
-Mustafa Saed
-Gangrel
-Brian Kendrick
-Drake Younger
-Other
*Favorite Street Fighter Character*
-Ken
-Guile
-Ryu
-Zangief
-E. Honda
-Other
*Favorite Mortal Kombat Character-
-Johnny Cage
-Sub Zero
-Sindel
-Scorpion
-Kano
-Other
*Best Special Performance Act*
-Revolva
-Displayed Labors Side Show
-Francine Dead
-D. Faust
-Cat Sweet
-Other