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Hoodslam “80’s For The Ladies 2: Electric Boogaloo” results
Oakland Metro Operahouse in Oakland, CA
attendance: 650+
Hoodslam Band: Nudist Priest
Hosted by: Broseph Brody w/ guest: Caesar Black & Doc Atrocity
* “Vampire Warrior” Gangrel defeated Broseph Brody with an Impaler DDT in an impromptu “BROpen Challenge” match.
* Rocky 4 & “Karate Kid” Daniel San (Team 80’s Cinema) defeated Lil’ Mac & Toad (Team 80’s Nintendo) when Daniel “swept the leg.”
* EBX Best Athlete Virgil Flynn defeated “Psycho Shooter” Drake Younger in a Match Of The Year candidate.
* Knights Of The Roxbury (Anthony & Johnny Drinko Butabi) defeated Stoner Bros. (Rick-Scott & Scott-Rick), Doc Atrocity & El Chupacabra, Otis the Gimp & mystery partner Big Van Faber in a 4-way tag match.
* Golden Gig champions Dark Sheik & Juiced Lee defeated “Ultra Girl” Brittany Wonder & PBJ Banana.
* Drugz Bunny defeated James in a 1920’s Prohibition match to win exclusive rights to the James Gang’s theme music “Hotstepper.”
We got a hell of a write up in the SF Chronicle last week!! Head over to SFGate to read the full article online! Share it with your friends & your enemies!!
Want to relive the greatness that went down on October 4th at FTF IV?! Now you can! Head over to Smart Mark Video to download the entire show now! For just $9.99!
The results are up from the show on PWTorch and on our results page right here on Birds Will Fall. Plus! Pictures from our amazing photographers and fans are circulating the internet! Check out our album from Gabriel Hurley on our Facebook page!
As always George Asencio took a bunch of outstanding pictures for us too! Click here to see the full album.
Plus even more pictures from our fans!
That’s right, last year it was so nice we knew we’d have to do it twice! It’s the return of 80’s night! Yeah, 80s! You remember all that cool stuff, right? Reagan! The Cold War! Acid Wash Jeans! Cheers Spinoffs!…well, all those things kinda sucked. But there WAS good stuff, and we’re gonna celebrate it. Like shoulderpads and hairspray! Leopard print and 8-bit! And an attitude that our world dominance will only continue to grow while others adore us, and that theirs no chance a generation of loser do nothings could ever mess up our economy or sense of patriotism! FTF!
Life has been up and down for Drugz Bunny lately. In June, he agreed that if he lost to James C. he would get back in line within the James Gang. He did, and the last few months were hell for him – with the exception that he won August’s Battle Royal of Supremacy and would get to dictate the matches in October. But instead of using his powers to torment his boss James C., they made a deal. Drugz would allow James to team with him to battle for the Golden Gig IF AND ONLY IF he was released from the James Gang. If they won, they’d then fight each other for the Gig. Welp, they didn’t. And now, James C. and Drugz Bunny have one more brawl between them. It’s been dubbed a prohibition match, and while nobody knows exactly what that means, we do know that it will inexplicably take place at 80’s for the Ladies 2, and this Bunnymen and 1920’s Gangster have one last ass beating to hand out to each other.
She outlasted 29 other entities in Octobers Royal Rumble of Ranking Ramifications and is now officially the number one contender for the Golden Gig! What epicness! What courage. On November 1st, at 80’s for the Ladies 2: Electric Boogaloo, Brittany will become the first female to EVER fight for our championship, but she won’t do it alone. Our current holders of the Golden Gig are the frenemy team of DARK Sheik and Juiced Lee. Which means Brittany is gonna have to pick herself a partner between now and November…but WHOM will it be?
Hoodslam: Fuck the Fans IV – In Drugz We Trust
Friday, October 4, 2013
Oakland Metro Opera House
Oakland, CA
Paid attendance: 737
On this night, the Hoodslam Band was known as “Freddie Splooger.” Live commentary by “Broseph” Joe Brody (WWE Tough Enough’s A.J. Kirsch) and El Flaco Loco.
1. Sub-Zero (with Sindel) def. Scorpion via pinfall with a freeze-uppercut combo.
2. Super Mutant Red Rhino 2099 BLACK def. Major Meathook via pinfall with a Gore. As stipulated by “boss for a day” Drugz Bunny, if Super Mutant Red Rhino 2099 BLACK wins, he then has to face his own creator, Doc Atrocity in the Super Mutant Red Rhino 2099 Challenge.
3. Super Mutant Red Rhino 2099 Challenge: Super Mutant Red Rhino 2099 BLACK def. Doc Atrocity via pinfall with a chokeslam.
4. Tag team match: The Stoner Bros (Rick-Scott and Scott-Rick) def. the team of “Ultra Girl” Brittany Wonder and Anthony Butabi via pinfall with a Rizz Bomb on Brittany Wonder.
5. “Best Athlete in the East Bay” Virgil Flynn III def. Johhny “Drinko” Butabi via pinfall with a 450 splash to retain the “Best Athlete in the East Bay” award.
6. Tag team match for the Golden Gig: the team of DARK Sheik and JUICED Lee def. The James Gang (Drugz Bunny and James C.) via pinfall with a tandem top-rope splash/leg-drop on Drugz Bunny.
7. Special performance by Bloody Betty.
8. “Ultra Girl” Brittany Wonder won a 30-entity over-the-top-rope battle royal to become number one contender for the Golden Gig, outlasting the following competitors:
– Johnny “Drinko” Butabi
– “The Russian Lover” Zangief
– PONG (Pissed Off Nerdy Gamer)
– Anthony Butabi
– “Mexican Werewolf” El Chupacabra (with Courtney Crimson)
– “Super Barrio Brother” Jesus Cruz
– PB&J Banana
– Ryu
– Heisenberg
– Scorpion
– Soundwave
– FONG (Fucking Obese Nerdy Gamer)
– Killer Clown from Outer Oakland BOTCHy
– Ken
– Doc Atrocity
– Rick-Scott Stoner
– Major Meathook
– Killer Clown from Outer Oakland GiGgles
– Mega Man
– Scott-Rick Stoner
– Super Tiger
– Eddy Gordo
– Mr. Hoodslam 2
– Virgil Flynn III
– Prawn Cena
– Butternuts
– Otis the Gimp
– Referee Guido
– Pooh Jack
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Hoodslam returns to the Oakland Metro Opera House on Friday, November 1 for 80s for the Ladies II – Electric Boogaloo.
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Not only is Drugz Bunny in charge of the next show. Not only is he giving away Fozzy tickets at the next show!
Drugz bunny is also this month’s Hoodslammer of the month! We’re letting him take over our twitter and do whatever the hell he wants!
What do you want to see from the Hoodslammer of the Month?!
Did you know:
Last show Dark Sheik returned & we crowned new Golden Gig Champions?!
These guys! Dark Sheik & Juiced Lee
Bushwhacker Luke made his debut?!
The Trial of El Sparko came to a conclusion?!The shocking truth about Panthers assassination was revealed?!
It was KG the whole time proving El Sparko’s innocence and leading to KG being exiled from Hoodslam!
Plus! The good news that we all survived Doc Atrocity’s Doomsday Device….since it was empty, but his battle with those future fucks continues!
Of course you did. EVERYONE was there. But you can read and share this link to the results on PWTorch.com to relive and spread the memories.
Check out all of the pictures from Fanarchy Rulez from Jesse Bowen & George Asencio on Facebook now!
And in just over a week, Drugz Bunny finally gets to be boss for the day at FTF IV: In Drugz We Trust!
