Hosted by Gortons Fisherman Voorhees and Enchantment Wonder the Sea-Dave
1. Captain Jack Sparrow defeated Captian Morrigan and then stole his rum
2. DARK MerSheik defeated Plus Size Captain Hook Martel
3. BeachTime Drugz Bunny defeated StarrrrrFishDust
- Captain Morrigan returned and threatened to shoot Enchantment Wonder the Sea-Dave if he didn’t get his rum back. A Killer Whale emerged and offered him a drink, which killed him cuz it was poisoned and that whales a killer.
4. Aquaman defeated the Creature from the Black Lagoon
5. Gilligans Island defeated the Wet Bandits in a life raft match
– The Killer Whale returned and killed both Gilligan and Skipper. Cuz he’s a killer. The planet was then defended by Ecco the Dolpheen
6. Echo the Dolpheen defeated the Killer Whale after pulling his soul out of his blow hole i guess, i dunno