Our San Diego return! At our last show, Cereal Man fought Astarix in an unearthly battle for the fate of the universe! However, in the throes of combat, the two merged and spawned a cute baby Astarix! This stopped neither from committing alien assault in the pursuit of victory, but while distracted their newborn baby was absconded with by a third party of galactic importance – REPTILIOS!
Now, Cereal Man and Astarix put their individual affiliations aside and pair up to save their sweet sweet baby, with the Ramifications rippling across three different corners of the universe – and EARTH is their ARENA!
ALSO, professional wrestling by:
Macdaddy MYLO
EMO Queen Brooke Havok
Captain of the Champion Ship [and also a shark] JEFF
DARK Sheik
KEiTA
And mordred WOwwwwW
more to be announced, follow @hoodslam or pray for an update on birdswillfall.com for more info as this epic event becomes more imminent.
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Oakland Continental Club TIX LIVE ON EVENTBRITE MEOW unless it already happened and youre reading this in the future
February 7th 2025, 8PM ish -11 PMish
21+ dont bring your fucking kids
Poptopia: divamania// MYLO Eras Tour
Former Captain of the Champion Ship!
Former Best Athlete Golden Fannypacks Champion!
Our current GLAMpion!
Shes a singer, shes a dancer, she is MacDaddy MYLO! YourLo. OURlo.
On the first friday of February she gets her own party, and you’re invited. But crashing the party is spotify superstar and celebrated striker B3CCA! They do battle for our sharp and prestigious GLAMpionship.
ALSO invited are the Hoodslammers of our times, though theyve been strongly encouraged to cosplay as Pop icons of any era. Kings and Queens of Poptopia enter mortal kombat for your viewing pleasure. Are you not entertained?!
Bloodbond64 lost the 4 on 4 to the EMOHeads at Revolution X. And thusly, Richard Shhhnary and Anton Voorhees defend the Intergalactic Tag Team Championship against EMO Rob and D-Torch!
Our new champion and He Who Holds the Golden GiG is Cereal Man! Who will be his first challenger? And does he still consider DARK Sheik co-champion after the chaos at Revolution X?
James C and Lil Crush attacked Kenny K after James failed to beat Kenny for the Golden Fannypacks. Now the two of them face Kenny and a mystery partner in tag team turmoil!
Bad Dude Tito returns to SlamTown!
ALS0:
KEiTA
Brooke Havok
Lara Frazier
Juice Lee
Chupacabra and Okami
Brittany Wonder
Mighty Mayra
Moreeeee[?]
~~ card subject to change or whatever
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hosted by Jordan Castle from Oakland Continental Club
referees Wiggles and in his final appearance, Nuk Nuk Johnson
MacDaddy MYLO defeated Brittany Wonder to retain the GLAMpionship after KEiTA interfered on her behalf
The EMOHeads interrupted a celebration from BloodBond64 in which a 4 on 4 match was agreed upon, with the winners getting a Tag Team Championship match at our next event POPTOPIA 2/7/25
Mighty Mayra defeated Jaguar Montoya
Cereal Man defeated DARK Sheik, El Chupacabra (with OKAMI) and Juice Lee (with Dr Von Eerie) to fill the vacancy and become He Who Holds the Golden GiG
Kenny K defeated James C (with Lil Crush) to remain Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden Fannypacks Champion
Brooke Havok, EMO Rob, D-Torch & Lara Frazier defeated Ricky Stoner, Scotty Stoner and Intergalactic Tag Team Champions Richard Shhhnary & Anton Voorhees
KEiTA defeated Jack Cartwheel Summit after MYLO interfered on his behalf.
NINE AWARDS! Thank you to the voters of the QWI Awards and LGBTQ in the Ring Podcast for hosting such a momentous occasion!
Also congratulations to EVERYONE in the QWI 200 annual list, including all our special hoodslammers and NUMBER 1 gayest wrestler, mother of the haus of slam DARK Sheik.
2. Macdaddy MYLO defeated Lara Frazier to retain the GLAMpionship
3. El Reptilio defeated Robin Shaw
4. EMOHeads D-Torch and EMO Rob defeated The Locker Room Javi Baja and Gustavo Perez with Coach Mack Wilkes
5. Captain JEFF defeated Ricky Tenacious to remain Captain of the Champion Ship
6. Anton Voorhees defeated KEiTA
7. Cereal Man v Astarix went to a no contest after they gave birth to an alien hybrid that was then kidnapped by Los Reptilios, and both competitors abandoned the fight to retrieve their stolen baby [unsuccessfully]
from Oakland Continental Club, hosted by Jordan Castle, referees Nuk Nuk and Wiggles
Anton Voorhess & Richard Shhhnary defeated Mansoor & Mason, Ricky & Scotty Stoner and D-Torch & EMO Rob in a fatal fourway to win the Intergalactic Tag Team Championship
Vipress defeated Allysin Kay to remain She Who Holds the Golden GiG
Juice Lee defeated DARK Sheik, El Chupacabra, Cereal Man, Brittany Wonder and Lara Frazier in a Six Way match
Dr Von Eerie defeated Grief Counselor Marco
MacDaddy MYLO defeated Mighty Mayra to win the GLAMpionship
James C defeated Jaguar Montoya
Kenny K defeated KEiTA to win the Best Athlete in the Easy Bay Golden Fannypacks Championship
READY OR NOT, Friday the 13th we make our San Diego debut!
Many matches have been booked, but we’re not gonna tell ya till everyone is bored and at home thanksgiving week. HOWEVER, the Primal Pro venue will be graced by
your host Jordan Castle
DARK Sheik
Captain JEFF of the Champion Ship
Adventurex Lara Frazier
From the Milky Way Galaxy, Cereal Man
MacDaddy MYLO
Best Athlete in the East Bay Award Double Golden Fannypacks Champion KEiTA
EMOHeads D-Torch and EMO Rob Hands
That Dumb Ho Anton Voorhees
and like a bunch of exciting people (and beings that aren’t quite people) we haven’t told anyone about yet
hosted by Jordan Castle and briefly DARK Sheik, Anton Voorhees, D-Torch. Excellent music to dance and fight to by SUPERCOZE
El Chupacabra with OKAMI defeated Juice Lee
Anton Voorhees defeated Brooke Havoks 3rd evil ex DARK Sheik to break the curse and take her prom. He then expressed a lack of any interest in winning her as a prize, but with the curse broken she was able to reciprocate feelings and it was official or whatever you’d call it in this situation.
Vipress defeated D-Torch to remain She Who Holds the Golden GiG
GLAMpion Mighty Mayra and Captain Jeff of the Champion Ship defeated MacDaddy MYLO and Best Athlete in the East Bay Award Double Golden Fannypack Champion KEiTA
Lara Frazier defeated EMO Rob Hands in a Welcome to the Pit Match, earning the honor of taking D-Torch to prom
BLOODBOND64 members Ricky and Scotty Stoner defeated JAMES Gang members James C and Lil Crush after Jaguar Montoya interfered. After being rejected by the James Gang, Jaguar Montoya expressed extreme frustration and challenged James C to a match at Entertania 2024.
Queen of the EMOHeads Brooke Havok defeated Bryn Thorne, Brittany Wonder and Richard Shhhnary in an EMO Rules Open Invite Fight
go watch it on trillertv+ / fitetv / your favorite site for pirated underground wrestling
Our birthday is April, but we celebrate in December! Welcome to the annual ENTERTANIA
Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden FannyPacks Championship:
Kenny K v Champion KEiTA
Kenny K went almost a year as champion, but all good things come to an end. Though he won it under dubious pretenses, KEiTA was able to become champion in his first match back. Was it a fluke, or is he a certified Kenny killer?
GLAMpionship:
MacDaddy MYLO v Glampion Mighty Mayra – formerly First Matey Mighty Mayra from the crew of Captain MYLO, now she stands tall as GLAMpion! But, the former Captain seeks revenge as [the once again MacDaddy] MYLO challenges her old stablemate and tries to take her title
Fatal Four Way InterGalactic Tag Team Championship:
MxM Mansoor & Mason defend vs Stoner Brothers v EMOHeads D-Torch & EMO Rob v Anton Voorhees/Richard Shhhnary
The MxM had a strategy: attack all of Mansoor’s old friends, knock out Referee Wiggles, and count themselves the victors with his unconscious hand slapping the mat- and it worked! They’re the champions of tag team wrestling across multiple galaxies, chosen defenders against the Walking Phoenix. But before any of that comes up, it’s boss rush time as they face every team they beat on the way to the top in the same match.
To determine who holds the Golden GiG:
Allysin Kay v She Who Holds the Golden GiG Vipress
Allysin Kay was the secret paramour of Golden GiG holder Vipress. But, at the wedding of Sheik and Vipress, AK could keep it secret no longer. She interrupted and revealed that Vipress was not utterly faithful, forever dividing Vipress from Sheik. AK would then go on to win the Rumble of Ranking Ramifications, thus earning this shot at the Golden GiG at Entertania. She’s already taken her relationship away, will she take Vipress’s Championship, too?
Their Therapist Licences are on the line:
Grief Counselor Marco v Dr Von Eerie
After a year of trying to help us, we ended up getting them to fight each other. Well, not exactly. The therapy methods of Dr Von Eerie and Grief Counselor Marco are questionable at best. When Marco revealed that Dr Von Eerie had previously been a wrestler at Hoodslam, the Chief of Therapy sighted this as a conflict of interest. But before he could revoke her license, she outed him as one to engage in multiple matches, and revealed that he commonly keeps wrestling gear under his casual soothing clothing. The two came to terms: they would settle it in a wrestling match at ENTERTANIA
James C v Jaguar Montoya
We didn’t make art for this one, kinda a last minute addition. Jaguar was desperate to prove he belong in James new James Gang, but it was never enough. Perhaps he truly didn’t belong. Or maybe James never saw his potential. But after costing James and Lil Crush a tag match against the Stoner Brothers at EMO Prom, Jaguar made his new intentions clear: he wanted revenge!
Hosted by Jordan Castle, he’s uhhhhhh booked.
Maybe also but not definitely appearing: DARK Sheik, Lara Frazier, Chupacabra, JEFF, Brittany Wonder, Cereal Man
stay greasy hoodslammers, card subject to change or whatever
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