After the success of SlamTown 0, the Mayor of SlamTown and her staff bring you the Carnival of Monsters!
This special event is made extra spooky because
EVERY match is NO RING – NO RULES!
Marvel at the 3 Headed majesty of King Giraffadorah!
Be amazed by the ferocious and wild eyed and southern Bear!
The labyrinthian and mighty Cinnabites have such sights to show you!
And all the other captive monsters of SlamTown – under the careful and expert care of this dude Randy – have been captured and trained for your exploitative viewing pleasures!
ALSO APPEARING in humanoid form:
From the SlamTown Asylum, Dr Mehl and Nurse Ratchet!
The towns very own recovering pop idol Lara Frazier!
Assistant to the Mayor Daniel T, and the Mayors Justice team Joey Gonzo and Jaguar Montoya!
EMO QUEEN Brooke Havok!
The towns top tailor, Produced By Marco!
AND MORE!
@hoodslam on socials, birdswillfall.com, see you at SlamTown!
Marco Mayur and Mighty Mayra defeated KEiTA and MacDaddy MYLO
Okami Sang! Anton Voorhees sang!
2. b3CCA defeated Brooke Havok after both presented their diss tracks
3. Kenny K defeated Kidd Bandit
Courtney Crimson performed! watch the whole thing on youtube yah
Hosted by Jordan Castle
Lara Frazier and D- Torch defeated Joey Gonzo and Jaguar Montoya
Former Dr Von Eerie and Juice Lee interrupted the show. Though Von Eerie lost her license to provide therapy, she still had one last patient she wanted to help at Hoodslam. She introduced the Fallen Angel known as She or Shemyhaza. The killer of 5 hoodslammers and attempted thief of the Golden GiG had surrendered her quest of death in the summer of 2023, but she revealed that the Golden GiG could be used to summon God, who would then grant a wish.
She Who Held the Golden GiG DARK Sheik accepted the terms, and the angel advised that only when a human sang through the GiG could God be summoned. Juice Lee revealed that he was the only one who knew the ancient song, and broke his 15 year vow of silence and sang through the GiG. God emerged, and the Hoodslammers fought Shemyhaza, Juice Lee and each other for the chance to cast a wish.
Juice Lee killed little crush, and Rick Stoner. Mansoor and Mason were able to eliminate him, but Shemyhaza then killed Mason, DARK Sheik and Scott Stoner. Anton Voorhees and Mansoor teamed up against Shemyhaza and cut her throat with the Golden GiG, as was done to her two years prior. This time, the effect was fatal. Anton Voorhees, Mansoor and Rob Hands remained.
The three agreed to use their wish to go back in time in order to stop the current events, but their intentions became mixed and confused, and they were transported as the main Hoodslam timeline ended.
In the past, Wonder Dave hosted the event.
Ken defeated All That Keita Murray, Cereal Man and Richard Shhhnary in a four way match.
The once again only 17 Manny Faberino introduced Brennan Williams, the man who would have become his partner in MxM. Manny stated that he had everything he wanted, except his best friend, and he would amend this tonight. Brennan had always wanted to be a wrestler, but had been pulled towards college football. He took the opportunity to have his first match, but had no interest in befriending a 17 year old, and defeated Manny Faberino. Manny realized that he had made a mistake, and followed Brennan out of the building in the hopes of making life long friends with the man who wanted nothing to do with him.
The CAUTION [ Anton Voorhees, DARK Sheik and Ean Hancement] defeated Stoner U [The Stoner Brothers and Waterboy Bobby Burgerhands]. Post match, Anton and Waterboy began to remember things, clued in by the lack of triangle on Anton’s eye, and by the suddenly enormous size of the WaterBoy Bubby Burgerhands. Sheik and Ean left after Anton said that Sheik was a robot. Anton’s please to reset things were ignored by a confused crew and crowd.
Anton/Brittany Wonder/Juice Lee/James C defeated PONG/Otis the Gimp/Sweet Boone/WaterBoy Bobby Burgerhands
What was meant to be a 6 way main event with Juice Lee defending the Golden GiG soon became the last tag match (sorta?) in Hoodslam history. Anton again urged Bobby Burgerhands to help him return to the future. WaterBoy remembered, but would rather stay in a world where Boone lived. Anton convinced Juice Lee of his story when he shared that it was Juice who sang through the GiG – a possibility that only Juice Lee was aware of. James C, in his best friend/lean on me phase, backed up the Golden GiG champion and UltraGirl Brittany Wonder joined them. Team Future won, and Juice sang through the GiG again for the first time. God returned, but told Anton that he could not wish to “go back”, That future no longer existed. But his wish would be respected, and he was told to remember things as best he could. He pictured a community he loved, but as he made the wish, best friend James C also grabbed the GiG. Their wishes combined, and Hoodslam ended again [but kinda for the first time], officially.
Hosted by Jordan Castle and briefly Anton Voorhees and former Dr Von Eerie
El Chupacabra defeated Brutal Rob, Marco Mayur & Brittany Wonder in a fatal fourway match.
DARK Sheik defeated Mighty Mayra to remain She Who Holds the Golden GiG
D-Torch & Lara Frazier defeated KEiTA & GLAMpion MacDaddy MYLO. After the match, Brutal Rob helped saved D-Torch and Lara from the further attacks from KEiTA and MYLO. He then said that he wanted to squash the beef between them all, and not be so emotional about things. To not be a waterboy about it, but a waterman.
Juice Lee defeated the Diety of Time. Time came to warn Hoodslam of an upcoming event, and set his sights on Juice Lee. Juice Lee overcame Time, multiple times, until Time ran out.
Captain Jeff defeated Cereal Cave Man to remain Captain of the Champion Ship.
Dave Wreckoning & BART-Man defeated James C & Lil Crush
Bloodbond64 had a “Loser Gets Put Through a TV Match” in which Scotty Stoner & Richard Shhhnary emerged as Intergalactic Tag Team Champions.
Watch it in episode form on our youtube please, thanks.
102 seats at tables will be available. These include dinner and two drinks tickets.
[Please contact hoodslam@gmail.com with your table/ticket information to request vegan/vegetarian meal]
There will be 50 General Admission tickets available for $30. This will standing room-upstairs, and do not include dinner or drink tickets. Food and alcohol will be available for purchase.
She Who Holds the Golden GiG DARK Sheik cordially invites you to the first and last Hoodslam Gala
Oakland Continental Club
On the evening of September 5th Host DARK Sheik invites you to celebrate the accidental phenomenon and to strengthen Hoodslam’s friendship with the nations of man.
GATES OPEN 5:00PM PST
Musical Performances by
Anton Voorhees, Lara Frazier
Kidd Bandit v Kenny K
Remarks from this years host DARK Sheik
Brooke Havok v B3CCA (Including the release of diss tracks created for the event)
The presentation of the white rhino
Marco Mayur and Mighty Mayra v MacDaddy Mylo and KEiTA
Courtney Crimson
Dinner and cocktails provided // impressive attire encouraged
Two more matches from our August 1st event have hit our youtube channel! What happens when TIME itself comes to warn Hoodslam of impending doom? Juice Lee is the first to find out!
And, D-Torch & Lara take on GLAMpion MYLO and the increasingly sexual KEiTA!
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