READY OR NOT, Friday the 13th we make our San Diego debut!
Many matches have been booked, but we’re not gonna tell ya till everyone is bored and at home thanksgiving week. HOWEVER, the Primal Pro venue will be graced by
your host Jordan Castle
DARK Sheik
Captain JEFF of the Champion Ship
Adventurex Lara Frazier
From the Milky Way Galaxy, Cereal Man
MacDaddy MYLO
Best Athlete in the East Bay Award Double Golden Fannypacks Champion KEiTA
EMOHeads D-Torch and EMO Rob Hands
That Dumb Ho Anton Voorhees
and like a bunch of exciting people (and beings that aren’t quite people) we haven’t told anyone about yet
hosted by Jordan Castle and briefly DARK Sheik, Anton Voorhees, D-Torch. Excellent music to dance and fight to by SUPERCOZE
El Chupacabra with OKAMI defeated Juice Lee
Anton Voorhees defeated Brooke Havoks 3rd evil ex DARK Sheik to break the curse and take her prom. He then expressed a lack of any interest in winning her as a prize, but with the curse broken she was able to reciprocate feelings and it was official or whatever you’d call it in this situation.
Vipress defeated D-Torch to remain She Who Holds the Golden GiG
GLAMpion Mighty Mayra and Captain Jeff of the Champion Ship defeated MacDaddy MYLO and Best Athlete in the East Bay Award Double Golden Fannypack Champion KEiTA
Lara Frazier defeated EMO Rob Hands in a Welcome to the Pit Match, earning the honor of taking D-Torch to prom
BLOODBOND64 members Ricky and Scotty Stoner defeated JAMES Gang members James C and Lil Crush after Jaguar Montoya interfered. After being rejected by the James Gang, Jaguar Montoya expressed extreme frustration and challenged James C to a match at Entertania 2024.
Queen of the EMOHeads Brooke Havok defeated Bryn Thorne, Brittany Wonder and Richard Shhhnary in an EMO Rules Open Invite Fight
go watch it on trillertv+ / fitetv / your favorite site for pirated underground wrestling
Our birthday is April, but we celebrate in December! Welcome to the annual ENTERTANIA
Best Athlete in the East Bay Golden FannyPacks Championship:
Kenny K v Champion KEiTA
Kenny K went almost a year as champion, but all good things come to an end. Though he won it under dubious pretenses, KEiTA was able to become champion in his first match back. Was it a fluke, or is he a certified Kenny killer?
GLAMpionship:
MacDaddy MYLO v Glampion Mighty Mayra – formerly First Matey Mighty Mayra from the crew of Captain MYLO, now she stands tall as GLAMpion! But, the former Captain seeks revenge as [the once again MacDaddy] MYLO challenges her old stablemate and tries to take her title
Fatal Four Way InterGalactic Tag Team Championship:
MxM Mansoor & Mason defend vs Stoner Brothers v EMOHeads D-Torch & EMO Rob v Anton Voorhees/Richard Shhhnary
The MxM had a strategy: attack all of Mansoor’s old friends, knock out Referee Wiggles, and count themselves the victors with his unconscious hand slapping the mat- and it worked! They’re the champions of tag team wrestling across multiple galaxies, chosen defenders against the Walking Phoenix. But before any of that comes up, it’s boss rush time as they face every team they beat on the way to the top in the same match.
To determine who holds the Golden GiG:
Allysin Kay v She Who Holds the Golden GiG Vipress
Allysin Kay was the secret paramour of Golden GiG holder Vipress. But, at the wedding of Sheik and Vipress, AK could keep it secret no longer. She interrupted and revealed that Vipress was not utterly faithful, forever dividing Vipress from Sheik. AK would then go on to win the Rumble of Ranking Ramifications, thus earning this shot at the Golden GiG at Entertania. She’s already taken her relationship away, will she take Vipress’s Championship, too?
Their Therapist Licences are on the line:
Grief Counselor Marco v Dr Von Eerie
After a year of trying to help us, we ended up getting them to fight each other. Well, not exactly. The therapy methods of Dr Von Eerie and Grief Counselor Marco are questionable at best. When Marco revealed that Dr Von Eerie had previously been a wrestler at Hoodslam, the Chief of Therapy sighted this as a conflict of interest. But before he could revoke her license, she outed him as one to engage in multiple matches, and revealed that he commonly keeps wrestling gear under his casual soothing clothing. The two came to terms: they would settle it in a wrestling match at ENTERTANIA
James C v Jaguar Montoya
We didn’t make art for this one, kinda a last minute addition. Jaguar was desperate to prove he belong in James new James Gang, but it was never enough. Perhaps he truly didn’t belong. Or maybe James never saw his potential. But after costing James and Lil Crush a tag match against the Stoner Brothers at EMO Prom, Jaguar made his new intentions clear: he wanted revenge!
Hosted by Jordan Castle, he’s uhhhhhh booked.
Maybe also but not definitely appearing: DARK Sheik, Lara Frazier, Chupacabra, JEFF, Brittany Wonder, Cereal Man
stay greasy hoodslammers, card subject to change or whatever
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Captain MYLO defeated Jaguar Montoya (with Lil Crush and James C) to retain the Champion Ship. Afterwards, James C physically attacked and left Jaguar in the ring, presumably to signal that he has not been accepted into the James Gang.
Ricky Stoner, Scotty Stoner & Richard Shhhnary defeated Chris Nasty, Gin Sevani & Finch.
the wedding of DARK Sheik & Vipress was annulled after Jamie Senegal & Allysin Kay interfered. Afterwards, DARK Sheik and Vipress agreed to an I Wish I Could Quit You Match at October 4ths FTF Mountain where the loser would admit they were the toxic one in the relationship and break up with the other.
Cereal Man & El Chupacabra defeated Juice Lee & Grief Counselor Marco. Afterwards, Cereal Man revealed that Dr Von Eerie had wrestled at Hoodslam in the long ago times, and thus was conflicting her interests by being our therapist. He stated that the Chief of Therapy would appear at FTF Mountain 10/4 to revoke her license.
Brittany Wonder defeated Lara Frazier
The EMOHeads announced that 11/1 would be EMO PROM FIGHT NIGHT. Anton Voorhees came to the ring to ask Brooke if she had a date already. She said no, but that Anton would have to defeat her 3 evil exes in order to take her to prom.
Anton Voorhees defeated D-Torch. He fights the secoond evil ex at FTF Mountain 10/4/24.
Mighty Mayra defeated Ashton Starr to win the GLAMpionship. Afterwards, Captain MYLO celebrated with her, but then verbally turned on her and Jeff the Shark. She was upset that neither were there to help her in her successful defense against Jaguar Montoya, who was assisted by Lil Crush and James C of the James Gang. She stated that next month she would teach her crew a lesson, when Captain MYLO faces Jeff the Shark for the Champion Ship – GLAMpion and First Matey Mighty Mayra will be the referee at 10/4 FTF Mountain.
KEITA defeated Kenny K to win the Best Athlete in the Eastbay Golden Fannypacks Award
EMOHEADS Brooke Havok and EMO Rob Hands defeated Jorel Nelson and Royce Isaacs to retain the Intergalactic Tag Team Championship
Hosted by Jordan Castle and Wonder Dave from Oakland Continental Club
Ricky and Scotty Stoner defeated Miguel & Levell
Vipress defeated Frontman Jah to retain the Golden GiG
DARK Sheik and Mercedes Martinez fought to a no contest, post match DARK Sheik and Vipress got engaged.
Ashton Starr defeated Lara Frazier to retain the GLAMpionship
D-Torch & EMO Rob Hands defeated James C & Jaguar Montoya to retain the Intergalactic Tag Team Championship
Kittybusa defeated Valarie Venus,Mighty Mayra, Lil Crush & Joey Gonzo In a scramble match, but then was attacked by Cereal Man dressed kinda like crow sting.
Cereal Man defeated Grief Counselor Marco
Mansoor & Mason Madden defeated Anton Voorhees & Richard Shhhnary, kinda? Referee Wiggles was knocked out and his unconscious arm was used by MxM to count the three.
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The event also features:
DARK Sheik
Vipress
Anton Voorhees
Stoner Brothers
Grief Counselor Marco and Dr Von Eerie
Juice Lee
Cereal Man
Brutal Rob Hands and D-Torch, the Intergalactic Tag Team Champions!
