In a plastic world of bland production and avarice the shining lights of authenticity make the brightest targets of victimization. Imperfect simulacrum unfurl themselves against art and Oakland’s last sports team. A tired soldier admires a flower during a pointless battle.
Pro Wrestling Rated R // This Is Real since 2010 // Oaklands last sports team // 21+ #dontbringyourfnkids //
LOOK – come in to the bar/restaurant portion like 6ish,
shows at EIGHT 8 PM – 11 PM
NOTICE WE SWITCHED TO AN HOUR EARLIER? GOOD.
Also, you can stay after and drink. don’t mind us dissassembling a ring, there’s a whole upstairs and back bar you can enjoy without wood and metal spilling your booze and blood.
14 years of FTF
The accidental phenomenon
Full bar // 21+ // #dontbringyourfnkids
Aggressive Conflict Resolution
1/4 of the year was spent finding out who we are in therapy. Now we find out what we do about it.
The BOOM Gang deals with the outcome of James C v Anton Voorhees. The stipulation said one must leave the group. Who will stay, and will the other members, Rick Stoner and Scott Stoner, approve of their remaining teammate?
DARK Sheik ~ [currently] She Who Holds the Golden GiG, Vipress : the poster for toxic relationships, the everlasting makeup to break up. Now that EMO HEAD Brooke Havok has interjected herself squarely in front of DARK Sheik, metaphorical questions arise: will the fire between Sheik and Vipress burn out to ash? Will this test give it fuel to burn brighter? Will it go out of control and consume all three?
The Lost Treasures were the tag team champions and the hosts of FTF just a few months ago, but without their gold they do not glitter. Will Matt Carlos and Joe DeSoul continue to carry newcomer Lara Frazier under their wings? Has baby birdee decide its time to fly the coup? Two conflicting outcomes that are only small facets within a prism of probability.
Captain of the Champion Ship [in a bottle] Captain M Y L O and first Matey Mighty Mayra continue sailing on the good ship MMMM. Assuming they make it through March 1st with award intact, they’ll port in Oakland and defend their Ship, their title, their pirate way of life.
ALSO IF HE MAKES IT AS CHAMPION THAT FAR, “The Last Spinebender” Kenny K defends the Best Athlete in the East Bay Double Golden Fannypacks.
GET SAD – the Intergalactic Tag Team Championship Titles are on the line, quite possibly defended by the EMO HEADS – Scenesei D-Torch and the 6’7 300+lb montser of a sad boi Brutal Rob Hands [the Championship also shared with Brooke Havok]
PLUS drama romance violence entrance flex, drugs and stories from strange scrolls.
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